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Show '"' ,V ""7"'". "S- - WW - ".J. c '9K9vwKNniK,4 Wmm TIPPLE TALES From Spring Canyon 4 , By DAVE ROBERTSON s,' i Will w- - v-J- Comes in the mail my midget license plates from the DAV. They should of sent em to the Pint O Blood Finance Co., true owners of said vehicle. Nonethe less, all hands should sweeten the k:tty to the Disabled Ameri cans in Cincinatti, Ohio. Yes, Litizzette, it's deductable. Hungarian relief is fine. But let us not forget our own. Singer Dean Martin's real handle is Dino Cos-tell- o. He better not give no concerts in Helper, home of wan dering Neapolitans. If you aint got a dago name here, you've had it. How about that Costello, being ashamed of brother John that way. Meg Ariotti was heart broke at being denied member ship in the ritzy Womans Club. So Meg asked big shot Etta Dia- manti if there had been more than one black ball. Huh, snort ed Etta, have you ever seen a -g plate of caviar Is it a sausage? It is certainly g, smooth and but who ever heard of a 172 lb. sausage 6 ft. tall Is it a Walt Disney goldfish? It has the same sort of big, soft, beautiful eyes and long, curly lashes, but who ever heard of a goldfish with sideburns Is it a corpse? The face just hangs there, limp and damp-lookin- white with its little drop seat mouth, rather like Lord Byron in the wax museum. But suddenly the figure comes to life. The lips part, the eyes half close, the clutched guitar begins to undulate back and forth. And wham! The of the body jolts forward to bump and grind and beat out a rythm that takes its pace from hillbilly, rock 'n' roll and something known only to Elvis and his pelvis. As the belly dance gets wilder, a peculiar sound emerges. A rusty foghorn? A voice? Or merely a noise produced, like the voice of a cricket, by the violent stridu-latio- n of the legs? Words occasionally can be made out, like raisins in cornmeal mush. "Goan ". Suddenly luhhv git everything stops, and a big, trembly tender half smile, half sneer smears slowly across the screen. The mesCinemascope sage that lola Cobain loves to receive has just been delivered. The new Notre Dame Skule should have no trouble obtaining a student body. Just fill the joint with Howa kids. Fair enuff. It is Howa blood, sweat, tears and camels which are putting it up. Pete Utoco basketball squad mid-secti- low-do- on wn MAURICE TATTON ANNOUNCES MAURICE TATTON INSURANCE AGENCY Room 5, Silvagni Bldg. PRICE, UTAH found only in fine Kentucky Sour-Mas- h Offering insurance coverage in seme of the largest stock insurance companies, furnishing: lire - Auto - Inland Marine - Bonds, Etc. and representing the Equitable Life Assurance Society of America Bourbon! Switch to this Light Straight Bourbon -- it's kind of whiskey. We'd America's fastest-growin- g be proud to have you try it. You'll be delighted ! TELEPHONE Office 868 Home 66 AFTER DIAL CONVERSION ME ME Your insurance problems and needs 6 YEAR are earnestly solicited. OLD (Utah) JOURNAL THURSDAY, JANUARY 17, 1957 PAGE THREX News About Our Neighbors From By ELIZABETH HANSON Why don't we do this more financially. Thev were assisted often?" was queried frequently association and a number who at the bingo party held do not have children in the last Friday at the schoolhouse. school. All the food and prizes The social function, the first of were donated. The officers ap- its kind to be sponsored by the preached 18 Helper business Kenilworth association, firms and were most cordially brought together a diversified age treated and given quality mer- group and afforded all a pleas chandise to use as prizes. Nine ant, exciting evening. The boun business houses in Price also tiful array of prizes displayed on contributed to the cause. the table drew covetous glances Tickets were sold by the offrom every pair of eyes. During ficers and by Virginia Duzenack the period of bingo, and Celia Charlesworth. the treasures were given into the On the refreshment committee outstretched arms of the lucky were Jean Clark, Lorraine Brown, ones. The numbers were called Phyllis Etsell and Elizabeth 'Han president, Kate Bruce, son. Mrs. Clark was in charge by and her officers, Evelyn Wil- - of the favors and she was assistmonen and Mary Callor. ed by Mrs. (Brown and Mrs. Etsell. made the snowmen ort close of the the At games the They of the event so that they day g pies and That's how Stella became an ec- several not tw hard and crusty. might were off auctioned the cakes by centric millionaire, you know, Assisting with the transportvolutole Dennis Zubeck. Mr. by watching the little things. In and setting up of the tables ing a was "natural" the who in the Roaring Twenties she was a o, were Wesley Bruce, Henry champion Charleston dancer and role, very painlessly extracted WilmoJulio Carl Savond, still wears the same costume. So top prices from the pockets of nen, Andy Pappas and Bert you can understand why Stella victorious bidders. The compe- Christensen. to be was keen tition enough was thrilled when Charley JoJackie Stone and Grase Chrisseph gave her Caddy a piggy amusing. tensen were in charge of gatherIn the library room refresh- ing back ride on his truck. She was prizes in town. so excited she almost went out ments were served. Offered cafeofficers wish to The and bought a new lipstick to re- teria style were cherry and apple thank the townspeople and the place that one from .the Worlds pie and coffee and chocolate. Helper and Price merchants who The favors were plump snowmen actively helped in raising the Fair of 1932. Alas and alack, Charlie turned with appealing chocolate drop sum of money needed to buy new out to be no Good Samaritan, eyes and colorful gumdrop Hats. drapes for the movie room. but a very cute cookie with a Close to 100 people were in Joe Callor is leading a bachebuck. He presented a huge bill attendance. lor's life these days since send for services rendered. Old Scrooge The executive officers, Mrs. ing his wife and small son back Charlie ' comes by that ?$$$$$$$ Bruce, Mrs. Wilmonen, Mrs. Cal- to New York City for a visit gleam in his eye honestly, since lor and Principal Hughes exert- with her folks. The baby has re he be Stella's cousin. Profits are ed every effort to make the af- ceived his (formal christening thicker than blood, says he. So fair a success both socially and while there. Stella Frazee froze up and never by nearly every member of the Mr. and Mrs. Orrin Williams again will she visit Helper, even of Milford were recent visitors to mooch a free henna peck from with relatives here. Mr, Wilpoor 6hirttail relation Irene Es-- be visiting Helper, which has 2 liams, a very active octogenarian, Back is the father of Viola Jewkes. pinosa, a struggling Syrian re- first run movie houses. home in her wee South Dakota He and his wife recently returnfugee. Wealthy Cox Christensen has village of Rapid City they have ed from a stay witli went to. work at Castle Gate, a theatre, but it's so far out in her relatives in the east. just for kicks. He has his own the woods that the manager is a (Richard Charlesworth and gold plated scuttle' ibuggy. Stan bear. Which mav be whv Smo Richards now have the Raymond ihested are Breezie the married the litizzette and hairy ley key wise birds who wer.t south for Guiseppe Bonacci, out of sheer rating of Private First Class. the winter. Spent 6 weeks in nostalgia. You hear unusual Pfc. Charlesworth has written L. A. and still haven't seen .t language in the local semi- - semi-pr- o his folks that he and Raymond basketball league. Some of had an enjoyable Christmas in for the stmog. Until the Rose Bowl game I thought Forest Evashev dem boys must come from coal London, England, and a merry ski was a park in Russia. Biggest miners homes. Or Kails. Or shop- - New Year in. Paris, France. They bust of the year did not belong keepers. Or Civil Service. Or left Paris on the second: of Jan to MM, but to Notre Dame, Lawyers. Launder your lips boys, uary to return to their home whose Terry Brennan went up we got plenty words you can use bases. Richard is stationed at like a rocket and came down without the fractured french. Wachinbein, Germany, and Ray mond is stationed at Ansbach, like the stick. Any moral midget can talk dirty. Smokey Bonacci is thrilled to But it don't make him no bigger. Germany. Mr. and Mrs. Evan Smith and Mr. and Mrs. Arthur were speakers and visitors at the Spring Canyon LDS ward sacrament services on Sunday evening. 18.17 miles gallon Bride-ele- ct Alice O'Green of on North America's Spring Glen was the guest of honor at a bridal shower given truck run! Jan. 10 at the home of the host ess, Mrs. Phyllis Etsell. The fes That' th gat mileage reported tivities were planned as a sur X Canno Carrier mttw covering prise to iMiss O'Green, who is soon to become the wife of Rothe entire length ot the Alcan Highway bert Bogan, office manager of the in 45 hours! All tlx than " A. Bechtel Corporation. Appropriate truck that made new Task-Forgames were played before the th. run turnod In top score, tor serving of pie and coffee. As each performance and economy! ) lovely gift was opened, the rib bons were tied in the hair of e. Attendthe smiling ing were Jane Neuschwander, Penny Brown and Jean Clark of Kenilworth; Frances Benner and Vi Bailey of Price;, Pauline Whipple of Helper and Frances Perri and Frances Snyder of Spring j P-T- A P-T- two-ho- P-T- A ur A luscious-lookin- Zu-bec- k, Soar-zat- P-T- A : the opening of Here's Bourbon as mild and light and free from bite as the most expensive imported Scotch and Canadian whiskies yet with a magnificent flavor HELPER The is winning because of one thing. The 17 Paletta kids sneak into the huddle and give tricky signals. But Utoco has lost it's team, Rexford Adams and namely Jeremiah Bruno. The boys won Carbon Collitch scholarships, which include room, board, tuition, books, a new Mercury each and $550 monthly to turn on the lites in the gym. St. Vincent is the patron saint of drunkards. This is just for your information. It has nothing to do with the fact that Helper's bootlegger is named Vincent Bonza. I'm wondering tonight the whereabouts of that primitive idiot who scatters dog poison. Personally, I hope he is up the River Styx without a paddle. Gee, such a schlemiel. Not even the Litizzette is this type emotional 'basket case. At times he is quite sharp. Last night he became violently ill and had a call from his clergyman, who asked if Stanley had renounced the devil. Heck no, replied the sage Judge, at this point I am in no position to antagonize anybody. Stella Moneybags Frazee was awful worried about getting her Cadillac to Salt Lake without using her sparkplugs and battery. seven-mon- th I Saasta-moin- en per f? - toughest the Light !h Bourbon you can stay with 1 "''jwii ''JSlf"2l'JtJ W' f&r Ummmimmmmim -- ce irrTff bride-to-b- vKagnifioeiU ' Kentucky Straight Bourbon 86 Proof Whiskey 1956, GLENMORE cumtt DISTILLERIES COMPANY "Where Perfection of Product it Tradition" Louisville, Kentucky GOLD and SILVER Ink avail- - able at Journal oftee. BV m Envelopes, all sizes, sold at the Helper Journal. El 11 DEPEND Oil DS! Depend on us to keep handfamily dressed somely your school, for business and special occasions. We pick up shirts, linens, everything in the laundry bag and do them up with utmost care - - deliver them PIIOHE 540 sparkling clean OVERALL SERVICE TOO! WEUE READY TO SERVE YOU HELPER CITY LAUNDRY PHONE 640 Glen. Mss. Rose Marie Harmond and daughter, Desiree, returned to their home Sunday in Denver af- HELPER Angelo Georgedes, Proprietor ter Supervised and certified by the AAA. . Chevy trucks through and through. The Alcan Highway is a supreme test of every truck component Engines had to prove their power up grades and through washouts. Frames and suspensions flexed their muscles over ruts and miles of p pounding gravel. "And not a single truck turned back or dropped out due to mechanical failure," states the official AAA report of the test. Every model proved its over-a- ll economy by its ironclad ability to stay on the job! Stop by; we'll talk about it. high-climbi- extended visit with the Telephone service is scheduled to begin here on the 15th of February. NsivTaskRirc3 57 Chevrolet Tmdts Six heavily loaded Chevy trucks ran all the way up the rugged Alcan Highway in less than 45 hours! That's cutting more than a full day off the normal running time! They ran right around the clock, stopping only to refuel But the important fact about this run was that it proved new an, Ralph Columbuses. ng axle-dee- Proved on the Alcan Highway Charrws of every weight class! Only Jranchised Chevrolet dealers deed II .TV, hiiniMAg A ' j i ?Q Short-strok- o display this famous trademark - - 900 XL ITS THt SEASOtt Chooee your model from among Chevrolet's e ved Alcan Champs! conomy-prstandard in all heavyweight truck models and of the middleweight. 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