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Show Mountain States Telefone and Tekgraf is surely building a dinky little command post out behind Mary Sullivan's joint. If operator Rosie Strong gains 3 mere lb. she won't be able to TIPPLE TALES From Spring Canyon By DAVE ROBERTSON Lou committed this has been a act because he Clubber for' 35 years and inexplicable he be a brave mon. For he has couldn't get along with neighbors Veltri, et a mountain of Ma Kokal's rub- Priano, Pavignano, Migliaccio, CBonza, Ori and ber chicken, watery pudding and Dick Vaughan Ki-wa- M3y-hee-c- o. La-bor- oi, spuds. Dick got Diamanti. They no speak Spanish. Fact is, they don't even speak English. But before I'd go back home to Scotland I believe I'd even try to live near Marty Sunter, the Great White Hunter. Marty has a pet skunk of Petunia. I dur.no if she been disarmed or not but I dont aim to check. lumpy smashed a set of luggage at the celebration in his honor. This is a very valuable gift, for a guy never when the wind will knows change and he'll hafta leave town fast. This morning Ixu Navarro packed up 8 kids and one wife into the Hiawatha Zephyr and headed home to Old ! r ill Prescription Pharmacy D. & R. G. W. R. R. - UTAH RAILWAY Prescriptions Filled Phone 553 -:- Helper, Utah - ililllllllllilllllllM of us. But I am allowed po--I etic license to dream up new woids with which to confuse our Hill William clientele in Spring Gulch. Peter Banasky is returning to the U of U for the completion of 2 quarters on his major, "Concentration On The Opposite Sex". Esther Hardy has a new Pekingese which she has named Elvin. He's nothm but a hown dog. You should see him in Teresa his blue suede shoes. Phelps went to Creighton U. for only 2 years and got her PhD. She married him. The things a female will do to avoid going to class. 2 J enter. Willie Bergamo, Joe Gia-ni- ni and Nick Rukavina each win six hundred iron men on the World Serious. Nite before the game they were around town trying to sell their chances for 4 bits apiece. Oh ye of little faith. Antonio Pellegrino had a dassy wedding with all hands in white shirts and rented tuxes. His p:rpa John amved from California in time's nick. The :uitcase was leaking. Pietro Bottino has come back Nowadays very few women in from Beaver Mt. and he knows Spring Glen run around spread- that up there likes ing scandal. They got telefones. him. somebody citizens of Our To the And the party lines are really looked Peter has always Town, Because Guido buzzin, cousin. Salzetti poured cement for a and smelled just like a human being. But you will never sell week and yakkety neighbor Felice was Beatrice Jensen turned up miss- that to an elk. Bardo when all of game thebig stalking ing for a week. How strange, a quick he saw a love crazed bull how odd. The queer happen-stancBottino we have in quaint Spring elk madly chasing Peter hill and over thru the forest, Gulch. Did Guido save 250 lb. of cement? Is it a coincidence? Did dale. The animal had found a and was just doing what she get her comeuppance? Is mate, comes naturally in the Spring. Beatrice fertilizing the Salzetti romancellar? .Will deputy Stavar leave Bardo dropped the poor in tic before closed elk he just the Kos pub and go dig, dig, dig? Do we call her the former Gab- on the fleeing Peter Bottino, who was wearing that elegant new by Jensen? Tune in next week Paris perfume called, "Oh You folks and learn the awful truth. Cow." Lee Diamanti would like to ' Sox Uzelac has for sale a make friends with an amiable gas station owner. His 12 pas- beautiful house in a beautiful senger Caddy has developed a gi- neighborhood. Bring beautiful gantic thirst. Faithful reader Al- money. Janie Juliano carries a tai e Veltri doesn't understand the sachet bag next to her heart contains term gutta percha. That makes which goose grease drippings from the sideburns of Elvis Presley. The beautiful but bodacious Bess Nickas has been sending me perfume drenched notes and long distance each to each telefone calls. Que sera. sera, what is gonna be, will be. !Lee Diamanti has taken to read ing the HELPER BUGLE and now threatens to ventilate me with a roscoe. I wonder if he was kidding. I'll have Dick Mit- -j chell let you know. Dick has a fine new slogan, "Use Our Lay-- l Away Plan". Pay now. Go later. A trio of real cute cupcakes are Gilda Eltgante, Doris Galbraith and Charlotte Christensen. When I looks at them I get butterflys in my stomach. When I looks at the old lady I gets bats in my belfrey. The bizirre S. V. Litizzette has done very well as a gentleman farmer in the landscaping of his new house, considering what he had to work with, which was only money. But let us not cavil about that. On the record he Is a farmer, altho about the gentleman verb there is a considerable area of doubt. S. V. was the only college grad in the history of the U. S. lArmy to be refused a commission, and believe me, they gave officer's bars to some mighty peculiar specimens. S. V. was a typical (Fainting Mediterranean Notre Dame, Irishman from which used to have a football team. So he mostly served by cherubically manicuring a mountain in a conchie camp and was finally shamed into winding up as a fat T-- 5 pushing a pencil m Washington, far from he rlutches of the beast Hermie S. V. was known as Goering. Regardless of type, size or condition . . , on a WES tunghou Electric water heater the creature from the Black Platoon. He choked in the clutch like Donald Newcombe, 'Ti f$, - - v If" ' ' . '''fpT iLliiiJ Yes, this is a j ( z&tiSS& ORDINANCE PROVIDING FOR NEW SECTION TO SECTION 1?9. CHAPTER VII, THE ! REVISED ORDINANCES OF iHTi'J."!!1, UTAH, 1945. RELATING TO THE DUTY TO DRIVE ON THE RIGHT SIDE C? THE HIGHWAY. I BE IT ORDAINED by the City of Helper, a municipal corporation, of the State of Utah, that the following new section to be known as "Section 189-is hereby enacted, adopted and added to Section 139 of Chapter VII, Revised Ordinances of Helper, Utah, 1345, as follows, Council A" to-w- it: Section DUTY TO ON THE RIGHT SIDi: OF HIGHWAY EXCEPTIONS. DRIVE offer. That old water heater even if it's full of holes and plugs is worth real money on a brand "POSTMARK, HELPER" by Ed Marchetti Postuiaster, Helper, Utah We often hear inquiries here at our office about how many women are employed in the post offices of the United States and what kind of work they are permitted to perform, and thereby hangs a tale. Legend has it that Calamity Jane, Wild Bill Hickok's girl friend, once was a rural mail carrier in the Black Hills of South Dakota. It is not known whether there is any truth to this, but even so, the Post Office Department can boast of a numn ber of interesting and wemen on its rosters. 'For example, deep in the heart of Texas Texas County, Missouri, that is during one recent winter there was a blizzard that still has the Hill folk talking. For ten days, no car or truck was able to travel over the snow-lockroads. Finally a farmer hitched a tractor to a sled and managed to get into town for groceries for some of the Hill families. But during each of these blizzard- bound ten days, the U. S. Mail went through on schedule. And You who was the mailman? well-know- 01.) Upon all roadways j of sufshall De ficient width a vehicle driven upon the right half of the roadway, except as follows: (a) When overtaking and pass- ing another vehicle proceeding in the same direction tinder the rules governing such movement; (ib) When the right half of a roadway is closed to traffic while unaer construction or repair; (c) Upon a roadway divided into three marked lanes for traffic under the rules applicable thereon; or (d) Upon a roadway designed and sign posted for one way traffic. (2.) Upon all roadways any vehicle proceeding at less than the normal speed of traffic at ihe time and place under the conditions then existing shall be driven in the right hand lane then available for traffic, or as close as practicable to the right hand curb or edge of the roadway except when overtaking and passing another vehicle proceeding in the same direction or when preparing for a left turn at an intersection or into a private road or driveway. That all ordinances, resolutions and orders or parts thereof, in conflict with the provisions of this Ordinance are to the extent of such conflict hereby repealed. In the opinion of the City Council it is necessary to the peace, health and satety of the inhabitants of Helper, a municipal corporation, of the State of Utah, that this Ordinance shall become effective immediately. This Ordinance shall take fect upon its first publication. ef- PASSED iby the City . Council of Helper, a municipal corporation, this lllth day of October, 1956. ed JOURNAL PAGE THREE ... a woman, Mrs. guessed it 'Eva Crank, contractor on Route 453558 that crosses Stillhouse Creek' four times in Texas County, Missouri. "We made our route every day," Mrs. Crank observed laconically. "?art time had to walk and lead the horse, but the mail went through." This is but one example of the many real life stories being enacted daily by hundreds of women who carry the U. S. Mail. The thousands of women in supervisory and postmaster positions are analagous in the Postal Service to the branch managers upon whom the nation's private businesses rely so heavily in conducting their operations. Is there such a thing as a lady letter carrier? Yes, there are 95 of them throughout the country, 333 lady rural carriers, and hundreds more who work in various other capacities n the Postal Service. Among these are our own Ann-Perr-i and Ada Riche who serve as a substitute clerk and a charwoman at the Helper Post Office. They are well known for their ready smiles and cheerful greetings. We feel they are a real asset to our office and appreciate working with them. Phone News Items To Journal Ik ATTENTION DEER HUNTERS! DEER SKINS WANTED Get Highest Market Prices BRING YOUR DEER SKINS TO HARRY GORDON Phone Price 401 102 So. 1st West Tailored for today's taste The lightest mildest straight bourbon you can find ! MAYOR ATTEST: Joseph Bonacci, Jr. City Recorder Now you can buy a whiskey that's kept pace with the trend to lightness Century Club! It is tailored for today's taste CERTIFICATE toOSEPH (BONACCI, JR., Recorder of Helper, a municipal corporation, hereby certify that the foregong Ordinance was duly and regularly passed by the City Council of Helper, a municipal corporation of the State of Utah, and approved by the Mayor, on the 'llth day of October, 1956, and duly entered upon the official minutes of Helper City on that date. I, I 8s3 JwM' The Helper telefone shack is and Ethel Turner better transfer to Price or else lose Hank Binch. He married her 25 years ago because she had the same job and plenty scratch. WITNESS, my hand and the Hank was torn between love and seal of Helper, a municipal corbooty. Did Guido Salzetti use poration, this llth day of Octored haired cement? Did Beatrice ber, 1956. Jensen kibitz once too much? JOSEPH BONACCI, Jr. Has her lip been zippered for City Recorder good? folding : (Utah) OCTOBER IS, J956 AN es FOR YOUR OLD WATER HEATER ""iV ''THURSDAY, . 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