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Show r HELPER The (Utah) JOURNAL News About Our Neighbors From THURSDAY, JUNE 21, 1956 PACE SIX -- TIPPLE TALES From Spring Canyon By DAVE ROBERTSON turn to the squared circle. He was the 3rd baseman our Spring Glen Mudhens ever had, feest foox f. st and "If I had any toes I'd wiggle em," You gotta have plenty guts to talk that way when you are like a ji? saw puzzle gambled .But the. way Boofo Riche thats what he said, and he is taking it big. Anybody else in a tpot like this would fold up like a Spring Glen hunkie's accor- dion and shed .buckets of salty Not our boy Boof, who has aroused the respect and ad- miration of his multitudinous friends, with his stubborn and winning battle against such long odds. He really has a gigantic mob of well wishers too, for 10 after the accident the biggest invasion in hospital his- tory was ready, willing and able to donate blood. Now they might have all owed Boof money, but they didn't all owe blood. head his m the and Any arguments were short and sweet, and he ain't lost one yet. Boof is the reason that up in s. Kenilworth they call Curt rjs 'Ole Snaggle Tooth." Boof .got his eyes crossed lifting Joe Bonacci and a crate of mouldy egg plant so he couldn't shoot no pheasant this season. But last night his dog twang home a pressed duck wrapped in phane. So now he reigns like a king over the Price hospital, spirting a personal silver mono gramed bed pan and ordering fancy dishes like Spam for din ner. He will make it, for The Fellow Upstairs is with him and The hair on his chest so dazwho ever knew him is in anyone zled trained nurse Theima Plaga his corner. lhat she plugged his electric blanket by mistake into the au- One of nature's Noblemen, iomatic toaster on his night ta- - Boofo Riche, an extra fine good with disastrous results, egg, one of the very best guys I .trie, Every 4 minutes he kept pop- - ever knew. He is the epitome of ping out of bed. Nonetheless, camaraderie, whatever that this typewriter finds it tuff to means, and he never met a hit a jolly note, when buddy stranger. He will be back in Boof has been dealt such a sna-- ! there again, spreading that deal toy the fickle fingers of ry malarkey and catching perch fate. Why does it always happen using cheese and grasshoppers, to the good guys. Scum like me He'll win turkey shoots once and Steve Repitch will live to more, that Kaintucky long rifle fce $7 and croak of lead poison- - .blasting in the sun and brother while quickly scramming Joe marking up a perfect score. img George Farish of Helper and from a" laciy's boudoir. Of course, Every turkey shoot I ever Smith of Kenilworth were Evan are worse ways to go. tered up at Kenilworth, Joe also School visitors. Sunday Riche was the genial host and at Sacrament The Gee Boof, I know Shirlene speakers And the only win- don't cook very good land you'd; scorekeeper. were either Boofo 'Hichf meeting Sunday evening were ners like to eat out for a few months, home missionaries, Leo Miller of Riche, Ada, Carolyn, Jen Carbonville and Evan Smith. Riche or Claranelle Day. "T"""cause You must hurry --home, UUJ"Sjnie it? Rex Day, who has been staam)ther en your tiny wife goes down hooteT Riche tioned with the U. S. Army at of tee street in that big Mercury, u tQ ick the Ft. Riley, Kansas, arrived home t looks like nobody is driving Friday where he will spend a And know gome three weeks furlough. He will and Craef Flatfeet Joe Myers ;marbles. t J m then go to Ft. Dix, New Jersey, flips h.s lid. It ain't true that ind bii from where he will be sent overhe married cute "Gawge" Bills 1 a also hoping that Charley seas, and will be stationed in just so he could drink free beer! AriiH nxjuiices uacit rrom Germany. a xiouguion it's at !thf fpTrito. tffll.hnori that his wardrohP oon- - that double hernia slicing. for Mr. and Mrs. Reid Olsen and sists of 365 white T shirts, one all of Castle Gate swears that family of Latuda, accompanied here ls one Real Good JoeMr and Mrs Djck olsert .pair of levis and 14 Colt Pistolas. must lmrlr ontta by hp. " '. tn ppt anv uut lis a tact mat during wonai Helper, left Friday to travel to j War II he was a "shotgun vol- - ladUdlMl-'i- i irJeuu California to spend a vacation which is a patriotic ders Cohclto looks fine after his with relatives. soul who joins the Navy to es- - operation, altho he sometimes John Marshall and children has sharp pains. And the hos- of Salt Lake City spent the cape 'being drafted into the army, 12 7 pital can t find forceps, weekend here at the Morris However, married life is the spatulas, 77 sponges, 14 needles Jewkes home. same deal as the army, says and a 3 legged stool. Andrew club met The Homettes Boof, as he does KP and policed Stewart is another victim of bad Wednesday in Standardville at the barracks. Only diff is that luck, when Bess pushed him out the home of their leader, Nellie Gawge ain't ordered him to sa-- 1 of the Nash and broke 23 ribs, Woodward. The was lute yet. He spent his first three Just because he smiled at Irene brought to order bymeeting Imai. Peggy years in the Navy with a sore Espinosa, a very smooth Syrian, Prayer was given by Jane Danback. Slept in a regulation ham- - As you know, Andrew has a iels. Mrs. Woodward explained tout being a Kenilworth ther long nose. He went to sleep the next step to toe made on the hill billy he hung both ends on and got the nose caught in his g bags on which the the same nail. At present the ear. Then he sneezed and blew girls are working. Refreshments Medics are giving him some his brains out. were served by Jane Daniels. marvelous new stuff to kill un- Mr. and Mrs. John Richards friendly bacteria. It's composed AddnB Machine Paper, by th left Saturday for Salt Lake City of friendly bacteria. Last night' roj or cage at Journal office. where they planned to take Bin nurse Ailee Davis rubbed some alcohol on his sore neck. Boofo broke his neck trying to lick it 1 off. Har-ear- cello-minut- ' imer-fu- , en-the- - - 4- June Price City-Coun- ty Hospital ' j , - Sat-we- re at ed 5 girl. Mr. and Mrs. Charles W. Byrge, Spring Glen, boy. June 5 Mr. and Mrs. Harold L. Burges, Price, girl. June 5 Mr. and Mrs. Perry R. Thornton, Helper, boy. H. Timothy, Wellington, girl. June 11 Mr. and Mrs. AnJune 6 Air. and Mrs. Ray Ted drew L. iMortensen, Cleveland, Milovich, Price, girl. June 6 Mr. and Mrs. wm. u. girl.Mrs jim4ufi Mr , Shanley, Orangeville, girl. Wellington, boy. Foster June 7 Mr. and Mrs. Doyle JuM l2Dr and Mrs. Ray Warren, Castle Gate girl. !y Colombo Helper y. and Mrs. George June 8- -Mr. steve June 12Mr and H. Bauer, Dragerton, boy boy. Huntington, June 9 Mr. and Mrs. Everett . W. Winder, Elmo, girl. Phone News Items To Journal j I , j Go Far... Go Safely with - , Rock-and-Ro- es Escondon, Wellington, boy. June 10 Mr. and (Mrs. Joseph E. Mathews, Price, boy. June 10 Air. and Mrs. Elvim E. Hunt, Price, boy. June l'l Mr. and Mrs. George W. Cox, Orangeville, airplane to Baltimore, Maryland, .May 20 Mr. and Mrs. Thomas and visit a week with their son, F. Martinez, Price, girl. Jack, and his family. 0 Mr. and Mrs. Fred D. May ATr Last arA Mrs. Price, boy. fish' Bill Farish spent Saturday May 21 Mr. and Mrs. Neldon jr.g at Thistle, then traveled on to Salt Lake and Ogden and H. Noyes, Price, boy. with their daughters,- Colleen; 'May 21 Mr. and Mrs. Robert visited until Sunday evening L- Peacock, Spring Canyon, boy. May 22 Mr. and Mrs. Carl T, Cardell and Mary Chino and Humphrey, Orangeville, boy. their families. The following May 22 Mr. and Mrs. Howurday they left to travel to Den-thver, Colo., to visit their daug- ard L. Arnold, Price, boy. Mr. and Mrs. BenMay 22 ter, Helen. Mr. and Mrs. Ray Woodward jamin A. Bean, Price, boy. May 22Mr. and Mrs. Fred E. and daughter, Daxla, left day morning for the east. Mr. Johnson,23 Greenriver, girl. Mr. and Mrs. Carmel May Woodward will attend a coal con- vention in Colorado. Then they J- DeCaro, Price, boy. May 23 Mr. and Mrs. Donald olan to 0 to the east coast to visit their son. Jack, and his G. Hansen, Elmo, boy. May 24 Mr. and 'Mrs. Elbert family. H. enBehunin, Ferron, boy. were of children A .group May 24 Mr. and Mrs. Evaristo tertained at a birthday party Texas, boy. honoring Vicki Olsen, here at Villarreal, May 25 Mr. and Mrs. Sam A. her home last week. Mr. and Mrs. Royal Jewkes Juliano, Helper, boy. May 27 Mr. and Mrs. Joseph and two sons of Ogden were Father's Day visitors here at the A. Cha, Price, boy. May 28 Mr. and Mrs. Howhome of his parents, Mr. and ard R. Slaker, Huntington, boy. Mrs. Elden Jewkes. May 29 Mr. and Mrs. Louis The Masaji Imai family spent Dalpiaz, Helper, boy. Lake Salt in PegCity. Sunday May 29 Mr. and Mrs. James gy, Randy and Boyd remained to Wilson, Price, boy. visit awhile. May 29 Mr. and Mrs. WilThe mine here closed down liam Dent, Price, boy. month. another Part for Jewkes, enjoyed an outing at of fay mn were May 30 Mr. and Mrs. Tony kept on to do the park. Mrs. Joan Robinson Kontgas, Price, twins, boy and ork. s "pair and two children also attended lne oram oeiLseiis were pieas- - girl. the outing. .May 31 Mr. and Mrs. Scott R. antly surprised to receive a FaA Father's Day program was ther's Johnson, Price, boy. call their from Day phone May 31 Mr. and Mrs. Mark presented at Sunday School Sun- daughter, Lou Jean, who is in Hansen, Price, girl. day morning. Talks were given Key West, Florida. June 1 Mr. and Mrs. James by Clarence Reid and Bishop Mr. and Mrs. Orvall Wall and Jensen. Readings were given by son, Delbert, left last weekend A. Alger, Price, iboy. Marie Chadwick, Kathy Jone. to June 1 Mr. and Mrs. Guy spend a vacation in Idaho. Doryl Jensen and Yvonne Jewkes. Adams, Helper, boy. A piano solo was played by June 2 Mr. and Mrs. Lynn Scotch tape and dispenser ore Bonnie Grover and Carmen RamNaylon, Price, girl. now sold by the Helper Journal. irez led the sacrament gem. Several church activities have been enjoyed here during the pait week. Tuesday afternoon :hf .Primarv Pilots entertained their mothers. LaPreal Richards, class leader, conducted the en- The group :er!ainment. sang, Through the Tulips". "Tiptoe Rar.dy Imai offered the invoca- tion and Kathy Jones did two tap dances. The boys and girls presented with Pilot badges were pinned on by the mo- hters. Tia Imai played the piano The benediction accompaniment. was given by Mary Ellen Montez. were served by Mrs. Richards. Two special numbers toere put on during the opening exerll cises at Primary. The Waltz was sung by Kim Jones, Vicki Olsen and Cherie Evans. Karen Jones tap danced. Then a book was presented to Susan Chadwick and to Elizabeth Evans for having a perfect attendance at Primary since it started and congratulation cards were given to Zella Chadwick, Cherie Evans, Randy Imai, Doryl Jensen and Peggy Imai for missing only one Primary. Monday evening the Primary Bluebird group under the direc- - M. Pearson Jr., Helper, boy. June 5 Mr. and Mrs. Merrill JENSEN ILA 4 Mr. W. SPRING CANYON By 9 Mr. and Mrs. Kendail Gardner, Orangeville, Boy. June 9Mr. and Mrs. Glen E. Downard, (Price, girl. June 10 Mr. and Mrs. John June and Mrs. James Wells, Wellington, girl. June 4 Mr. and Mrs. George June GROSS WEIGHT SEE US FOR ADHESIVE-TYP- E, MARKERS FOR ALL SIZE TRUCKS WE SELL AND INSTALL DIRECTIONAL SIGNAL LIGHTS FOR ALL MAKES OF TRUCKS i WORK OUR SPECIALTY" "TUNE-U- P We Take Better Care of Car! Your BRYMEK'S SERVICE 435 N. MAIN PHONE 342 HELPER, UTAH re !T. . - T tfMsJiard - ... . isS jfe L 4-- H tf1'1. Tiffiij-TiiVXw- " J SWsr ' ra-mo- j draw-strin- j This latter day Daniel Boone is down, but he will bounce back. Yes, he will drive game warden Fred Larsen nuts again. Once up at Fox Lake he caught 67 fish and ate em for breakfast, before Fred could struggle up thru the cottonwoods. We belched carp for 5 months. Boof brew-o- d eame dago red wine and hid it in his 4 inner tubes and the carburetor. Frankie "Hot Guns" Stavar knew that brother Riche fead the only Ford in town with a hangover, but he couldn't dig "why. Then there was the time he had 33 slightly out of 6ea- eon pheasant and Fred Larsen chased him for 60 miles. Boof raised a cloud of dust and slipped the evidence to Jay Dowd who was going the other way. The game warden caught up and searched the Riche Model T and only the bird. got Truly a genius is the massive Morgan, a master poacher. The stuff tastes much better when it's just a wee bit illegal. Which reminds that he had best shag n home quickly, for landlord Joey Prazza is swiping all the dandelions in the front yard to make soup. And I wish Joey would cut the tall, tall grass before we lose Mrs. Riche. She be only 4 ft. with her Easter hat n. One time up in Montana ft joint refused to serve Boofo, saying he was an Indian. The business. It jinft went out ofdemolished. In had to. It was fact, Rocky Marciano retired because a rumor went the rounds Boof might re-- tht keg-dhap- ed LOCAL RESIDENTS fepQeked with i&fvres , ridpriced - VISIT OUR DINOSAUR MUSEUM Head from Aztec Ruins in Old Mexico Dinosaur Bones Indian Arrows Sea Shells Pre-Cambri- an Many of specimens taken from Standard Coal Mine FOR BEST IN GAS, OIL AND SERVICE , . , SEE US! COOKIE'S Eulck Sfeciau C3fs FACTS On SOME the WANT news inQUICK automobiles today news that can guide you to a smart move and a real smart buy? SEE ' lhte'56Butck Then listen it won't take long. 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