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Show The PAGE HELPER (Utah) FOUR IH M IM 1 1 MH M m M mH 1 1 I M11 1 Hews About Our Neighbors From JOURNAL THURSDAY, APRIL 15, 1 1964 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 WW SPRING CANYON By WALTER CHAMBLIN, TIPPLE TALES By ILA JENSEN JR. What the Senate La-toCom mittee thinks should be dne to the Act Is, to inFrom dulge in one of the Tear's chamCanyon pion understatements, highly disConsider, for example, turbing. DAVE R0BERT89N By fieedom of speech. Mr. Elsenhower's concept that "The right to free speech Is fundamental" is Ignored by a majority of the committee in makOil for the Lamps of Helper. screams at that runt to load that ing its report to the Senate. Hate to see o fine honest young barge and tote that bale. Then The Committee recommendation, coal hog like Vil! Willie Cdn she will picnic under a tree with for all practical purposes, progo into the gas biz. But he got you, serving marvelous dago saus poses a return to the ojd wa.ener we and wine while watch ages such a goi'geOus spouse, name of Act "Course of Conduct" Rule Luscious Lois, that I wuld trade Sammy run. 'Mario got her e'es which permitted the NLRB to the fixed lead Doc and the says at Texaco even if tis true that and cndemn Judge employer so she says his spark plugs are all tuckered top line on the chart on the basis of constatements the Doc wot The chart. one replied, the out like hosg shay. Bert duct or actions in years past. Clerico has been here longer than chart on the wall of the office Under this rule, a statement by the river and pumps 16 Tooner-vill- and she says wot office. Lst her one employer might be legal while it she dropped Trolley round bellied cars contact lens when the same words used by another In mistook and martini Samuel a when head bull dry each day, Jesse Cx ain't lokin. Merrill it for an olive. Maria say8 I have would be illegal. Unpredictable1 of this kind under the Bryner is serving like a good an astigmatism and the Doctor rulings Act foreclosed employers 1 car Wagner kinda care don't what citizen on the grand jury, promis- says their right to a from exercising with drives she Now you to in got. all and blod ing hang any freedom of and led to the speech wantwindshield. She Republicans brought to the bar prescription adoption of the present law and of Justice. Certainly the m8t ed tortoise shell glasses so recommendathe nurse killed another to the President's fouled up system for picking tion that the same clause be exexactain't tortoise. Her glasses when 2,000 jurors imaginable, tended to NLRB election proceedgents are idle and would be g!"d ly thick, but they is made from of the chance to sit, and they thee bottoms of 2 pop bottles. ings. Adoption of the certain Senate gotta pick a blzness man. They Doc says seeing your nose renab you from the voting regis. minds me my wife wants an avo- language would seriously restrict cado and Maria sayB my nose the freedom of speech not only of tratln, which is why I ain't vot- don't look like an avocado and he employers but also union leaders. ed since the time I cast a secret She The Senate Committee attion no, it's the color. replied, for tallot Frandsen as D A. I ain't seen my husband contrasts sharply with that of the LOve that sign outside Ross says real clear for 30 years and the , House Labor committee which Gtgllottl's jernt, "Eat here and Doc says I better not make yu approved extension of the guarget gas." Ross has foist crack at I have seen him. antee of freedom of speech to the tourists as they man down glasses, because the canyon, so he rushes out with Maria mistook the water cooler cover representation cases, therefor the door, walked into same by reversing the NLRB habit of c!:ecjered flag and screams stay and disetting aside elections ta Helper chum, tis loaded and almost drowned to death. on further elections in has a swell Frank recting Yama buy with keiecters like Ernest Cook, the basis of employer statements. Used ntachlne. a 13 Inch teevey waters midthe vo petrol at The House Bill also would redle. Ernest ain't eggsactly no only by an elderly couple wb skin flint, but he got 98 cents never stayed up past 9 o'clock move the .basis for the out cf the foist buck he ever Gulden throated . Richie itto- - Equal Facilities Doctrine by makearned and his friend Irma got niano on the radio explained how ing freedom of speech apply, "rethe other two cents. Pancho Cal- - baseball cottch Jewkes will 'build gardless of whether any other in other person shall excess or shall legos is overjoyed that he been character this year. promoted to the eth'5'1 pump at woids, he's got nothin. Only time have opportunity or forum to exHelper's Utoco station, (No credit I ever wish I am a dark eyetal-ia- press any views, arguments or is when I glom mellow Maria opinion." when the mine's idle). But the Taxation: a phase of federal gent to make all their jealous Ghirardelll do the rhumba as she eyes pop shall be Jungle Jim shakes the malts at the Arctic taxation that has not received Paletta, when Sinclair erects that Circle, she and Marie Jerant are much attention is the proposed sooper dooper with 36 pumps, terrific tamales. with class wrote Constitutional amendment to limit tiled deck, 8 lube racks, separate all over, even if they do put the power of the federal governcomfort stations for steers and their thumbs in the pistachio ment to impose income taxes. The Jerant is confused The Reed (Rill.) Resolution 18 , heifers, unlimited charge accounts, sundaes. the instructions, one that has gained mst support cooking free balloons, pop corn, garden!8 by corsets, I mean corsages, pastrami which say to always boil the thus far. It would amend the constitution so as to prohibit incme sandwiches, picture of Angelo spuds in cold water. Venturelli with every 5 gallons, Gorgeous Gilda Elegante says I taxes in excess of 25 per cent all this an teevey too. yvonne will meet O'Ou on the corner, if . . . except when approved toy a s vote of both Houses Migliore is not only almost a 49er I get there first I will draw a of . . if Is on sidewalk she line the but and Congress also queen of blue only for one year Queen, that sharp lil station across from you get there fit at you rub it at a time . . . aml only if the Rlcheda's from where out. Ribs certainly played a dirty maximum rate in excess of 28 bakery, floats the scrumptious odor of trick on me and Gilda and the per cent does not exceed the lowhot cross double cross buns. Oldsmobile by promising to leave est .rate by more than 15 percent-agpoints. Fr example, if ConAt the faulous Desert Pn of town 3 months ago and instead, Las Vegas all the curvaceous he sticks like glue. He finds me gress fixed the lowest rate at 20 young twists are falling into the wandering thru his house at an per cent, the maximum rate could not exceed 35 per cent. pool to make like drowning, be- odd hurs and barks what the While there admittedly is litare oou doing here cause Taml Mlgliaccio is the new '$(')"&$ or no chance of passage this tle I I oh McOurk. Outs says life guard. With one million bucks just per (year being Jabbed into the came in to buy a dozen dough- session,to backers of the proposal focus public attention on nation's Jook boxes poor carlyn nuts. Jie replies this ain't been want 'Mabrlto has to wear a fcaibushka a bakery for 12 years as he flings the perils of excessive taxation for Easter. And she swiped that me Into Roosevelt Street, where in the hope that remedial action so that from big Janet Tomsic. Kris Kn-- j I land on the back of lap. What will be taken soon tas sayg that on a date with AM plans we have, me and Gilda and there will be an ample supply of mand SaccOmano there's never a the Oldsmobile, when we finally venture capital with which to dull moment it's the whole dispose of that fifth columnist. start new businesses and expand old ones so that there will evening. His idea of a big time We'll fly to Capistrano with the Is to walk down the main street swallows, and drink buckets of be plenty of jobs for everyone of Wellington and window shop! tequila and pulque, which Is the who wants to work. the hole city. Seen him squeeze a sweet nectar of Mexico, and the nlchel till the Indian rode the citizens gabble it down as the? and there ain't no place to expecsit on their haciendas. buffalo. torate. Spit, that is. I always To git fine furrows Plowed catf The Louis Koslck's are quite the mighty midget Samuel Plnar-ell- l right in their adamant refusal to wondered if anyone was dUTKln and watch him sweat as his send their offspring to the Spring this flapdoodle and now I knws the wist. Out of the 63 fofSs old woman follows on a mule and Glen skule. The kids dip snuff, mentioned last issue, exactly 63 hate me with a deep-eyenurole mean hate, like Truman had for MacArthur. My only consolation Is that with the teeveiy here reads me any mre, o I TO SERVE AUTO HEEDS! shall dry up and iblw away, like the second hand skin of a rattlesnake. This is a terrible situation, because I be like a new horn bby tarantula, who must have affection or die of sorrow. Did I say I was was sorrow? Dam right, ever commenced to tickle sorry CORNER OF JANET & MAIN STREET this typing machine. The insulted customers will Jest hafta aue me to git even. But if they sue ATLAS AUTOMOBILE ACCESSORIES for more than $1.82 they are dead. You can't win. If you say it were a fine garden party and Despina Veltri was with her own ALL SIZES OF husband for a change, buys the paper. But if you cme ATLAS up with a scoop, like Margie Tomsic wears a TIRES - CHAINS wig, you are sensational, but yu get caressed with a lead pipe. LUBRICATION Emma Merkley says will 7u love me In gray hairf And Wood-roreplied why not, I've stayed CAR WASHING with you thru 3 jolors already. Edward Kvatt has made n para-chutjumps, landing on his head each time. This yoa can tei by talking t0 him for 5 minutes or PETE PALETTA, Manager watching him pUy basketball for S seconds. JULIAN PAIZ r Taft-Hartle- y Spring I e three-fourth- . e ... ... ll 11706 y tOllR Service 1 lop-side- d e Phone 336 Helper, Utah A Uugh to be joyous, must flow from a joyous heart, for without kindness (here ran be no true J0- - Carlyle HIIIIIIIHIHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIHHMIIMIHMt SPRING CANYON Sacrament meeting here Sunday evening climaxed a week of ward conference meetings, stake president, Cecil and his counselors, and Sterling Forsyth Stanley Judd, attended the meeting. Those who spoke besides the stake pres idency were Mrs. Forsyth, Lamar Jewkes, Lowell Keller and Clair Newren, Mrs. Blazer and Mrs. Booth. The meeting was conducted by Bishop Jensen. Mst Tuesday evening 127 persons attended the ward social and music festival, sponsored by the ward MIA. Vernon Merrill and Elda EngstiOni who head the stake MIA organization, along with most cf the other stake MIA officers, were in attendance and a number of other stake officers were also present. A few words of welcome were given by Bishop Jensen and Udell Keele, a cOun. selor in the ward Mutual, conducted the events of the evening. A program under the direction of Winnie Reid, music director, was then presented as follows: duet, girls; musical reading, Willadean Hughes; solo, Edith Baird; reading, Reid Olsen; a 80lo, with gutrio by Jr. itar accompaniment, Udell Keele; musical skit by Darlene Wall and Gaylene Mills. The remainder of the evening was spent in dancing under the direction of Clarence Reid and Mrs. Reid. Refreshments were served. Relief Society was held Thursday evening. Lillian Day conductn ed the meeting. The Theology was presented by Abble FOrsyth. Testimonies were given by bee-hiv- e le9-so- a number of those who attended. Among the many who attended Sunday School Sunday morning w'ie 22 stake officers. The meeting was conducted ,by Morris Schood Jewkes. Stake Sunday superintendent, Walter Donaldson, spoke. Mrs. Clair Draper of Albuquerque, N. M., spent last Monday and Tuesday visiting at the Grant BJensen home. Under the direction of the PTA, volunteer spent Saturday removing the playground equipfrom the Rains school ment grounds. They also leveled the ground south of the school building in Spring Canyon, where they plan to set up the equipment. Mr. and Mrs. S. S. FOrsyth spent Saturday in Salt Lake City, returning home Sunday. 'Monday Mr. Forsyth again traveled to Salt Lake to take over his new position in the Spring Canyon mine office there. Mr. and Mrs. Clinton Anderson traveled to Richfield Saturday where they had an appointment with a doctor. Newell Day and son, Gerald of Oiem, and CHve Day of Salt Lake City, sons of Mr. and Mrs. Henry Day, spent Saturday here. Those from the Storrs ward who attended MIA stake leadership meeting at the Helper church last Wednesday were L. J. Anderson, Udell Keele, Gary Forsyth, Clarence Reid, Arthur Erickson, Sterling FOrsyth, Grant Jensen, Clair Newren, 11a Jensen, pearl Anderson, Lois Olsen, Virginia Keele, Winnie Reid, Edith Mer rill, Eleanor English, Edna And ATTIHG iM 1 By Rogers Hornsby From tho book "How to Play" je Spotting Ketos published by Chapter 3 TIPS AND BUNTS Try to hit where the ball pitched. For a righthanded batter, if the ball is on the outside, a curve, a fast ball, or a change of pace, try to hit to right field or to If the pitched ball is on the inside, then try to hit to left field. These conditions are reversed, of course, for a lefthanded batter. Use the pitcher for your target. Try to hit the ball right back at him, or through the center of the diamond. There is more hitting space on the ball field through the center of the diamond than in any other part of the playing field. You have a better chance for a base hit. by driving through the center of the diamond, with the pitcher for the target, than by trying to pull or push to right field or to left field. Concentrate on your own batting weakness. If, for instance, you find difficulty in meeting a curve ball; then It is advisable to practice as much as possible in batting against curve balls during practice. This same advice holds for an outside pitch, an inside pitch, a low pitch, or a high pitch. In other words, know your own strength and your own weakness. You will correct your weak points by working on them. Perfection is gained only through continued pracis right-cente- r. tice. When a Strike Is Called If the first pitched ball is called a strike by the umpire, and it isn't a strike, in your opinion, do not argue with the umpire over his decision. This advice should be followed if the umpire calls a second strike that does not meet with the batter's approval. The batter should remember that he is still at the plate until he has three strikes called. This suggestion Is given to convince the batter that he comes in contact with the ball with only one swing, and as long as he is at the plate he has his chance to get a base hit with that last swing even after the umpire has called two strikes. I suggest that you do not become a first-ba- ll hitter at better to wait all times. It Is out the pitcher occasionally. It Is all right to swing at the first pitch occasionally, so erson, Carol Olsen, Myra Smith and Gaylene Mills. Mr. and Mrs. Mrris Jewkes attended the wedding of Lanell fwte and Geniel Hunt at Perron Wednesday evening. Mrs. Emily Lambert, accompanied bv her daughter, Carol, were Salt Lake visitors during primary! the and witnessed conference, presentation of a pin awarded to Mrs. Lambert's sister, Mrs. Fi delia Hansen of price, for forty years of service. Daria Evans of Salt Lake City spent Sunday visiting here at the home of her au'H and uncle, Mr. and Mrs. Elmer Evans. A visitor at the Keith Anderson home Sunday was Mrs. Anderson's sister, Betty Sheets. Mrs. Annie HlbroOk of Salt , Lake City, sister of James spent the week end here at the Redford home. The April PTA meeting was held at the school last Monday evening. Charlotte jones conducted the meeting. Officers who will head the organization next yeai Jones were installed. Charlotte Aiiie will remain as president, will Genevieve. Davis replace Holt as vice president; Sylvia and A in a Curtis, secretary; Delicious reParry, treasurer. freshments were served at close of the meeting. Mrs. Xed Davis, accompanied' by her sons, Bill and Elias, left last Tuesday for Davis, Calif., where they will visit with the Davis" daughter, Pauline. The Byron Olsen's traveled to Sunnydale Sunday afternoon where they visited with Mis. Olsen's parents. Mrs. Pete Busio and family of Spring Glen spent a day last week visiting at the Elmer Evans Sunday Mrs. yvonne Jewkes accompanied her parents, Mr. and Mrs. Oscar Fote of Castle Gate, her brother and wife, Mr. and Mru. Lanell Fote, her sister, Ina and Elwood Christensen of Huntington to Brlgham City, where Lanell left by train for Ft. Lewis, Washington. Relief Society workers from the Storrs ward who attended .the Stake union meeting in Ifelper Sunday afternoon were Lapreal Richards, Edith Baird, Charlotte Newren, Lillian Day, Gladys Far-ish- , Ila Jewkes, ila Jensen, Emily Iambert and Winnie Reid. COMMUNITY BARNABAS' ST. SCHOOL SUNDAY attendWe had uii ance at Sunday School. The lessons were interesting and dealt with the triumphant entry into Jerusalem. We wre iMad t welafter his come Johnny "' e we are I Net Sunday. Kt--- r. Easter return utir Mi!.- Boxes. Services will he conducted The Rev. Stuart U. Fitch, Easier Sunday at ll o'cl ck. The Stunlay -chdui will pie.-- ni a program at ft::ii). Everyone is invited to the program and Wl,rshil : Set vice. IRENE PREZEL Correspondent Red-ford- CARD OF THANKS I 1 We take this means of express ing our sincere thanks and appreciation to the many friends and relatives for the acts of kindness and the beautiful flOraj offerings on the sudden death of our beloved husband, and father, Louis Fossat. Mrs. Louis Fossat and Family c te IUA WW ITS 1 THE SEASON FOX STOKM- SARE YOU PROJECTED? INSURANCE Of All Types LIFE - AUTO -- FIRE Public Liability Equitable Insurance Agency G. Patterlck Phone 202 M. : Tatton Price M Otto Ad (DO that you will surprise the pitcher who may be trying to get away with a strike on a straight fast ball, but a first club seldom wins a pennant, and a first batter seldom becomes a great batter. ball-hittin- g ball-hitti- Bunting for Sacrifice To improve your batting, or to become a good hitter, you must develop bunting. Take your regular position. As the pitch Is coming toward you, change your position at the plate, moving the rear foot up practically even with the front foot, and face- the pitcher. As you face the pitcher, slip the front hand down on the bat, close to the trademark. Keep you bat absolutely level, because if you have the bat in a slanting or unlev-e- l position, you are inclined to foul or bunt the ball into the air. Realize first that you are trying to advance your base runner. This is the purpose of the sacrifice bunt. You give yourself up in an attempt to advance a base runner. In plain words, you sacrifice yourself. Bunting for Base Hit A batter should not overlook his practice of bunting. A good bunter will upset the inflelders on numerous occasions. It Is advisable to bunt for a base hit with the bases unoccupied. Take your regular position and stance at the plate. As youbunt at the pitch, slip your front hand up a trifle on the bat. Also, be alert at the plate, and try to get a quick start after bunting. There are four types of bunts down the first base line, or to the first base side of the pitcher; down the third base line, or to the third base side of the pitcher. The "drag bunt" to the right or to the left of the pitcher is an effective part of a batter's value. Break from the plate on your toes as soon as the bunt Is made, and do not follow the bail as you run to first base, because if you watch the ball you lose time, and there are many times when you are thrown out by a step. By heeding this advice you will beat out many Infield grounders or bunts. - At MUUd to Sid C. XMnr. Thi$ it tht third in ttritt of article to htlp giv proper inttrvction to boy i How to Play Baxball. Tvturt column unit include Pitch' ing, Infltlding, Catching, Outfolding and Ban Running. 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