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Show JOURNAL FEB. THURSDAY, HELPER TWO The PAGE (Utah) 19, eluded a nickel to buy a fishing license. a Kenilyorth has lost two more News About Our Neighbors From atid J fvmnies. Henry Johnny pappas left last week to Al- :jtake jobs in the saw mills at Oregon. HANSON By ELIZABETH Hervi una Mark wuotis aiieiiu- ed open house honoring the 84th hhthi1a.v- - nf Rprvfs father The It is sad to the new secretary in the LadieN !ffaj. ;vas hel(, jn pr-cKEMLWORTH ,he a( see an old thing fade and die. On Guild of the Church of the As home ( f Mrs. carlyle pace. meetthe 15th of this month the board- cension during their regular Cupid scored a direct hit on ing house was closed. The tew ing last Wednesday at her home. Valentine's day. Mr. and Mrs. At times the odors emanating .Mike Kmalni!? boarders aie batching l'erderter announce the enfrom Mrs. Grace Christensen s in the annex. of their daughter, Lou- gagement are most appetizing Dominic polve, who remem- - school rocm ise, to Eugene crcco, son oi .vir. ual !""'r"a ucllc' l"au was just bei ; when KeniUorth Louise smi Mrs Jfohn Pmcoo a tent, says that the rambling hread? Maybe corn bread. BotU, received her gorgeous diamond frame structure was completed inof them have been nrxed i"lon February 14. she is a junior cr eu m an uui- 1908. Since that time the cooking, oarbon hieh. Gene is a sonh- and management has passed thru ing their social studies on 'Heme'. omore at Carton College. NO many hands. Large numbers of First the children studied about Immediate date has been set for before folio ivins the men used to live there, but the wheat and marriage. number has dwindled to tue point thru with the baking cl!inax. Abe Lincoln and Loel Scott The Stutbys were in salt Lake Hanson had a that warrants the closing of the birthday on the place. At least the company offi- over the. week end. 12tu. Lcel issued log cabin Mr. and Mrs. Dennis Zubeck cials deem it advisable to do so. to his little friends. PinThe Kenilworth LDS Primary called on relatives at Provo last ning the chimney on the cabin, has been assigned the scriptural week. valentine games and clay modelreadin and presentation of the b- -The 500 club was entertained ing raced away the time until the Bel'l Woods at her new resi- - children were seated at a project at the monthlv union UeCce in towtllng Her 8uest wer9 table for the atparty climax meeting to ,te held Saturday ll Burn-witernoon at Price. Alma Edwards Glads Trauntvein, Prele side' Ru,,y Morgan, Ceila Burton, give the reading. The Trek- " ker beys are workicg on a skit SIMPLIFIED BOOKKEEPING and a project song to be given iu bertson, Ann Armstrong, Thelma speand a from Price Rasmussen TAX RECORD BOCKS the opening exercises. cial guest was Elizabeth Williams. for Alt Typci f Butlnete An old friend and classmate. Prizes were won by Prele Burn- - IUT Tl I0OKS n tl'nnrlnA... ntoi-Uolnnr A vi i,..a Ceila Burton and Gladys MtM $110 S3.SI $1.00 $7.59 side, ped in for a visit with the Dorr Trauntvein . Hansons last week. He entertain-- , The Helper Journal ed the family with an account of her bridge club last Thursday travelhis remarkable adventures night. At the finish of the game All Types of '"6 Prizes went to Frankie Harris the The mght Saturday nights time when the actable Hunting. s ton Chorus comes to harmony trton Robinson Jenie for the enjoyment of all music and hristensen. lovers m the town. They offer a Ben Fitzgerald received a love-fuleven.ng s e,. NUMBER OF PUBLIC SCHOOL 1953 ADMINISTRATIVE UNITS IN THE 48 STATES SCHOOL 1849-S- r KEBIELrJORTES YEAR i 1 TIPPLE TALES I.MINN 2 NCa a mo. 4. WIS. 5. KANS 6 MICH. 7. ILL. From Spring Canyon - IOWA e n ROBERTSON By DAVE 10. 1 ll i w CP I filled the nite with mellow music and bleated carols house to house. .They sure muat of been off key at the Arthur Dalpiaz mansion. Cuz hfl buried his noble brow t3 PROFESSIONALS MITCHELL FUNERAL HOME Dick Mitchell Embalmer ft Funarat Director PHONE 300 : 'PRICE THORtT HATCH LAWYER 8o. Main Phone 275 Helper, Utah Loyal Order of Moose Meet Every Tuesday, 7:80 pan. HELPER LODGE HALL Mike pagano Governor Tutllus Secretary N. fe I J- - barrage besieged his front and Edwardo Marchetti Aileen Phillips were jest about to .stroll under the mistletoe ai,d the foist real gone notes of "jingle Beels'' durn near scant tin outta 10 years of esprit rle coiis. Next year the "Xumba Plee.se" kids don't serenade no budiy without an invitation, you will hafta give the crank oce ring fer the operator. Then jest as soon as we is thru listening to whos-cat had 9 kittens and which father is a louse and won't support em, we will answer. Then we shall take reservations to have free music frum our cute chorus at yer shanty. Too many folKS gave em the cold shoulder and they got screaming hair tearing perturbed. Dag nab it c.'.'izens it don't cost ya nuthin. ya don't hafta dish up free cawfpe or Richeda long johns, or lobster newburg or nuthin. Course iff'n you wanna offer same they will accept it in order to preserve harmony. But akchtuaiiv all ya is required to do is open the door and mymble "Yer sing-iustinks 'but Merry Christmas anyhow". This is one of the nicest customs of em all and should be Sum of the revitajizedamitized. x ole fashioned items such as and Exmas caroling are still the best fer the poipose. The ex-la- MOODY'S JEWELRY Railroad Watch Inspectors Finest Diamonds, Watches, Jewelry PHONE 166 : HELPER, UTAH CONTINENTAL TRAMWAYS """" H""""WSBH SHAVER. nmt Tzzry ygi a? mont. j JJINO 23. IDAHO 24. WASH, f-- "B jiiiij nM 2S N J. MARK. 27. MASS. B9 26WY0. fm 29. ARIZ, 30. VT-- . p! 31. NKJjlF : 32 KY. LI 33. NEV. ft I 34. Q A 31 CONN p MMC ttr- 41 44 a. LA W VA. f 44. UTAH 40. R.I. 47. MO. i ru-si- invi-tatio- 1 37. TENN 3ft VA 39 MAINE I 40. ALA. 4 I.N. WE y I J 42. FLA. O i 4a. DEL. door. g U ' HMMH I60KLA. 2I.OREO. J 103 r MISS. SOAK. TEXAS I4.CAUT got no use fer the the HELPER BUGLE. Gee Mister limey's. There are about 6,829 1). it wuzn't that bad wuz it? The valid reasoas fer this altitude charming Lydia Gibson came ou' which I will give ya sum day but! and acknowledged the off 'eat this PM we will knot give the ihorus with free dextrose as did tea fiends a bad time. They is the good Jesse Perry and his having a ruff go with the Atlan- bride, who chipped in with a Th-tic gone nuts and besides I jest waste basket fulla thunk of a nioe gesture done last werry, weiry nice Missus MasXmas by Prince Phil is the spouse cara invited the icicle draped lasof Queen Luzie. The head figger sies in and gave out with superb head invited sum wandering sing- Sicilian amipasto P'zza stuffed ers into hia little shack knowed with gorgonzoia. Delightful dottr as Buckingham Palace to git their Mary wuz a bit irked as she tuot the shivaree disturbed her ciate tonsils warmed up. This is more than happened to fer the evening, but Pete Aiello tbe Helper telefone babes. At didn't seem to mind. Mr. Sprat-lin- g gave a greeting after a sno-ba- ll yuletide the classy tone fillys As a rule 1. UTAH ENVY OF NATION (tdrtor'i net: Thl l tha Mvanth af tarlai a chart, b ihowina how Utah's education compare wtlh that of the olher 47 state. Tho charta were prepared by tho Utah Foundation from data raltaiid by tho U. S. Office of Education. Utah Foundation reports will b aont without charto to any Interested citlron of Utah upon requtit directed t the Utah Foundation, aoeHarllne Bldi., Salt Lake City 1.) rr;"1 Only three states in the nation have fewer school districts than Utah. The great number of school administrative units with their accompanying high costs is perhaps the major obstacle to improved educational opportunity throughout the nation. Nebraska, with a population twice that of Utah, has 6,769 school districts compared to Utah's 40. The foresight of Utah's legislators more than 35 years ago in consolidating school districts has long been the envy of education leaders throughout the nation. Without this superior organization Utah could not offer the educational opportunities which have resulted in the high educational attainment of its citizens. ' l, tertainment. First performance in Equitable Insurance f Kenilworth is 7:30 at the audi- Agency prove she still carries the torch torium. M. Tavtton gerald Patterlek 6. sick TUlie Tamllos helped with for candle : 202 'an Price glow Phone exquisite grand children last week at Salt Ben's valentine She also m- gift. j ake Raine Hyita cf Dragerton and: Johnny Hyita of Salt Lake were at tne beas.ue oi meir eiaenyi father during the week end. The old gentleman seems to he lm-- . proving. and At the R. S. planning meeting' Clean Wednesday plans were laid for a. linens a household are social on the 20th of March. jen- year-ar.oun-d, "must" nie Polve was appointed chair- . i I I r woild is gittin too fast and peeple the to drink grape is too with makiu a joose we could use he fer a therbuck and drivin a fancier jalopy mometer. Woody wuz 4 days old than the naybors and chasin sum befo any buddy knew he had buddy's wife and boy is I wound been borr.ed. Peter Foderaro won Our charming plug pullers a crate of gobblers by scattering up. could have yodeled lots better, the flying saucers at the trap but Millie Radakovich flew soj range but he used a low In her Cadillac convertible gun hid under his coat and ift'u a that she scairt the maybelline he don't fork over- - a free off'n their plucked eye brows. I will tell the whole wide Olga Essnian would like to hear woild wot that barkeep done. rum everybuddy who saw Frank' Spent another mellow eve at Tomsic trow a brick thru Mister! the Star Bowling Center copping Cornet's window. bay Mouldy a gander at the divine damsels macaroni huckster Leonard Lange going on strike after strike, when is shuie a nice lookin fella. Re- the fillys retire to the powder minds me of the hunchback of room at the half you never heard Xotre Dame. Bud Hunten is an- such a clackin and beatiiv of other victim of the new Nash gums. Reminds ya of the cackle noospaper ads. Ain't there never of the geese which once saved breathed a soul with courage to ancient Rome. "Pipe those simply say, "Git away frum me Frank horrible plaid slacks on Hephizi-bab- . She's got divine taste but Kraync cuz I cain't afford to talk to ya." Ann Timothy is herd- it's all in her mouth". "Who ou ing a fancy Ambassador and jest gonna date fer the Cuntry Klub wants to know 1 thing. Sez she, brawl kiddo? Hm? Oh wotta "How much gas duz it git to the creep. Better git ready to buy yer own corsage and walk home." gallon?" General Surgeon patlb Goczalez "Honestly that ibag Yolanda bowls iike my slob of a husband cooks don't git the drift on them bird dawgs. He bought a dinner. And that ain't good." Why Doberman with a don't that sloppy Phoebe tuck her pedigree 7 miles long. Hi cjass' shirt in? Who does she think she Rose Lee? "Wilhel-min- a t,ird dawg the man sez but P. M. is? Gypsy a tremendous is simply sez it's a lie cuz the pup grew, dear. should be She bawler my and never did learn to fly. He ui tuk the canine out quail hunting! spent lotsa Hme in alleys." Wish yesterday and is of the opinion! the merry sunshine would find mat it am t eggsactiiy a dopey me back home on the beach at Doberman tho. Didn't find no Santa Monica listening to Veron 1)' ids but thet critter dashed out ica beat it out on her harmonica. acrosset the fields adjacent to She transports me to the wear 7th I Heaven where the D&UG tracks and stiffened to per's a poifect point beside a piece of a beret, git real cool and crazy, paper. The haemoglobin huckster dig that real gone beat, iuoie picked it up and danged if it you squares, clack my tongue, roll weren't a menu whicii had blew my eyes and bang my noggin on out of the Calif. Zephyr diner the bar like an African wi'th doc and had printed On same "Quail tor. Reminds me, where kin I git sum hashish reefers. On Toast". All the male The Suture Merchant practiced of the village will be overa hit at the Aberdeen Gun Klub turkey shoot on Thanksgiving. He joyed to note that "Be Kind To couldn't hit the water if he fell Yer Wife Week" is over, fir.iih-?in but he wan a told. U must be and done for '53. B 'ginning this a cinch to win at the doedowns week we kin beat them ( rivers them Keiiilworth Kids throw if tip aain aid mke em like it. the likes of G'useppe Gianini can Wife to husband: "Dear, there's win enuff toikeys to stock a a man from the Eternal Revenue ranch in MOroni. H's always Department here to see you." promisin to gift me wit a boid but I expect to git it as soon as sum votes against L. buddy Lewis inna I'JIW election. Sam Corey wuz also shotting and the spectators gave thanx that they are still alive. He hit f EVECV YEACSOMC 6QOQQ 1 6ENEP1T CHECKS CANNOT evr thing but the targets. Looie Riche sez all ready, lock a"d re6e oeuveceo to vetepaws load and fire at will. Paul Dl-pia- z BECAUSE TUEYVE MOVED AND sez an order's an order so FAILED TO NOTIFY TME VA OF re tok a pr-- shot at Willie THEIP new addresses... who wuzn't bothering no VETERANS RECEIVING BENEFITS buddy. The Frozen Stiff nob SMOULP KEEP VA INFORMED had trubhle. Sum buddy con. OF TWEII? WUE2EA80UTS foosed the 1th or July wit Thanksgiving and filled Robert's Winchester wit firecrackers, torpedos and roinan (;ind.K. He pointed the blunderbuss plumb - right straiKhf at Woody Merkley, who had sold him a Westclox wit a stem-winde- e sars-parill- , Cold Weather! clothes all while Alma .Edwards cute wm o;tiiiwuicu. more espe- and " Flor-j- jj t v. ov preparations for a hot lunch. Recently Mavis and Billy Crcc-- j CO had a four-daholiday in Salt Lake City where they were guests at the home of Ardath and Ray; Winn. They also called on Shiiley, and Ray Cooley. Yvonne Jewkes and Jimmy returned home via train to Provo Monday evening. Jimmy has fully recovered from a double dose of measles and a tonsilectomy.! suffered during the stay with his grandparents. Mr. and Mrs. Lawrence Rasmussen returned home Monday, evening after going to Salt Lake City to see a seriously ill relative, Julie Hatsis was installed as cially during the ter months. win- Call us for prompt, efficient service. y PHONE j 540 OVERALL SERVICE TOO! WE'RE READY TO SERVE YOU HELPER CITY LAUNDRY PHONE 540 ITELF'ZR Angelo Georgedes, Proprietor d whiskey... are anj-mal- s d ; You're paying for top quality you getting it? jan t Mus-grav- e ompletes the travel picture'. ...THE . . SERVICE YOUR MONEY CAN BUY! Longir.es PHONE 61 HELPER T-V- ft .it f . 1 1 01-se- n BEST BUS AVALON HOTEL l label. Hut Woodrow 1 " I 1 For top quality, buy Glenmore. It makes completely satisfying drinks. And remember, Glenmore has been made by the same family for three generations. 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