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Show TIIE HELPER JOURNAL, HELPER, UTAH Our Along the Concrete WHWW. EVER HOPEFUL Peeve Pet1 "What Is the nse of a lobbyist?" asked the inquiring friend. "Xo use whatever, answered Senator Sorghum. "Then why do lobbyists hang around?" "The wicked are patient and vigilant. History shows that even the highest honesty of which humanity Is capable is liable to weaken a little now and then." . ha KhLM ' n ITS A SEK10OS , OFFENCE iHTHlSSWi Strange Bird .jaiAc' (ft. mi Uncle (from Australia) Ah, my boy, I've seen boomerangs flying about till the air was thick with 'era, Willie (hazy as to the nature of a Oh, nncle, you might boomerang) have brought me home one of their UOVUMANV new c v iisv CADDIE WIT George Dunlap, Walker cup star, said at a farewell dinner before be eggs! Border Cities Star. sailed for England: POSITIVE PROOF "I'd make a better speech If I were aa witty as the average caddie. "A man was playing on a municipal course called the Common, and his first drive sent a chunk of earth as big as a ball sailing down the field. "Well, well! man growled. the 1" Extraordinary " 'ren,' said the caddie, It Is a bit out of the common.' " I'hlladalphia Bulletin. Ln ol i criv. j THE FEATHERHEADS Strikes a Responsive Chord 1 NtrT. I VJBLL. I WONDERFUL- - TOMIC TO MB TbDAr I WOULDN'T FULL OP SURPRISES HAVS? MlSSEO SET DWMIFR HAVB ALL tou - COMB w IH L ATS . VTrt DBLICATSSSEM 7tuat . VV" I A LUWCH r- - r . I FlWS MEAL J WHAT I THIS ' call po You 1 Piano - - r- PlSI-- l f WELL, IT SURE 3oOD DlO Ifou GET THI2 vJhY. "fHlS IS AMERICAM CHOP VoU TAKE SUEV A POUMP Of GROUNCj ROUND S TEAK- -E It. t a Hj3 r Dcr ipis OF t'B unAT .u trie" RECITAL, YESTERDAY A LA&V li PAC OP MS WAS "TILLING IT Ll"f PAPE&? 3 No Argument "Well." said the cheerful wife, who labored under' the delusion that she had an operatic soprano voice, "If "I once knew a fellow who gave a worst were to come to worst I could girl an engagement ring of opals." "Wasn't that unlucky?'' keep the wolf away from the door oy "You bet It was I She married singing." "Undoubtedly I" was the Instant re- him." sponse. Exchange. Another Playboy Mrs. Hlghbrlde Is much disappointed In her husband." "Dreadfully. She understood he man and now he was a wants to go along with her everywhere she goes." Border Cities Star. Lower Away Scribbler Let's see, how does that proverb run: "When poverty comes In at the door "? Smart The installment piano goes out at the window. "I hear that home-lovin- g CROSSWORD PUZZLE Tf3 f 2 1Z? 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