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Show THE HELPER JOURNAL, HELPER, UTAH iti f ' 0r Pet Pme Along the Concrete II' i n l h imi in inc. III T" "TV If- IILE. MAD l ' f 'l iJ Uf THAT5MARTP Or SHOWN0 PLACE IN AkE pARTICULAg CUT WJE? AHEAP OF US IN . VOID EC An Insurance agent had found a new life to insure. Taking out his notebook and pencil he commenced to ask the usual hackneyed questions. "Now, sir,1 he said, "how old are you?" The simple-lookinlittle man scratched his head thoughtfully. ; "I was forty last birthday," he said, "and I'll be forty-twnext" The agent gasped. "But, my dear sir," he smiled, "you've got things a bit mixed. If A CERT. you were forty last birthday you'll be forty-on- e next birthday." A dear old lady from Hie country "01), no," said the man. "I'm forty-on- e was attending her first race meeting, today." and had backed her first horse. After placing bet she returned Ses You! to her grandson. The patient schoolmistress was "My dear," she said excitedly, 'Tm teaching a number of tiny children so glad my horse is going to win," their first lesson In a school. It was "Hut why are you so sure, grand- the alphabet. ma?" asked the boy. "Nothing's a After much coaxing they had mancertainty, you know." aged to learn up to the letter "O." "Oh, but this is," said the dear old "Now, Bobby Kest," she said, "what thing. "The bookmaker said that my comes after 'O'?" one was horse starting nt twenty to Bobby, who for one so young was and the race Isn't timed to start un- an ardent film fan, raised his eyetil two o'clock." London Answers. brows knowingly. "Why, teacher, 'K' comes next," he Borrowed Plumes replied. The two tramps were trudging wearily along the rough country road Short Weight Presently Pusty allowed his Imag"I don't know what to do really ination to wander. about Jim," said Kitty distractedly. "I say, Fred," he said to his com- "Ever since I met him last year he's panion, "If you had a dollat In your only given me a bushel of kisses." pocket, what would you think of?" "Bushel?" repeated Jean. "What Fred allowed his hands to stray ever do you mean by that?" Into his trousers pockets. "Why, four pecks, of course," exU'm," he sniffed, bringing them out empty. "I'd think I had some- plained Kitty. body else's clothes on." SMSmTlOTAi?,? $ J06T WANF THE !rL,,,eM jjvff'.V SXEfcE-NOT- AN I. ttrti w-zk- lv QUITE TRUE VA& ZXttASJftSfrm PAC Humorous II g o hr L trwriiM, w. . r. THE FEATHERHEADS J LET'S By Osborne So Dovjm BfiT NOT SO QUAlMT AHB IS tBCJB THAT HALF THE ANXIOUS rCo SEE HOW PEOPLE LIVE WAY OUT HERE AWAY PROM THE - i .ii .ir: ureC CMIEF STROLL ARQtWD TriE WiLLASE I'M AMD i- Sees All Knows AH LITTLE rHOVMDY! MICE QUIBT OoeSH'T WORLD HOW T(4S -- r, , THIS to TrXcL UOW OTHER LIVES Ne?vgs IKl HALF- - nrtll- - I SuPPiJ&& W "SHOULD I IllTKOOUtS OURSffLVES ,WD WE OUR W AMU 13 &S OdG-HAT WB ABE StoPPiM BASS TtiF.se THE HO TL. FOR A VACATlOfJ Akll ONE HOM.U FWM WE CAMS Trl n vheve PLAN To By- taMM-W- B NEVER. BEeU STAY ABOUT TWO WEEK'S ETC, &TC U Biff CITIES t PA'-re- KNOWD ALL TM&T w tS A MAID AT SHE WUZ. PEAL, PUT OUT MB couldn't I lriu.-- T iguT Tea iusa sub wmut vsr pauess wuz, mister vJHUY NUTH&R NOR. -- reATWcKHS-AD- fc - . WIFE'S WU1 AFORE Ye KlAIVlE vWAR BEFORE -- ETC , HERE 57 IT VIAL, MARRIEDl Feminine Independence The Lady at No. 20 What did you Monopoly. Breaking husband objected to Tm afraid the country suffered II say when yourFrench heels? wearing great loss when they failed to send your The Lady at No. 221 told him I our eloquent nnd able friend back to wasn't going to lower myself to congress." please any man. Sor"Not nt all," replied Senator ghum. "The sense of the plain peoDangerous Risibility ple again prevailed. Why should the "If I see anything funny, I simply lecture platform be robbed that the brainy men may be assembled to can't keep a straight face." "You must find shaving rather a listen to one another, where Instructicklish business." tion Is superflous?" ' Mi I il I "IT I f Ljfl I BT-r- C THAT ibB-- TH ' M Asi A Ito Y MINN.T? Reciprocity c 6sT O. POFeRWtez? L CROSSWORD PUZZLE Zi? FINNEY OF THE FORCE 1 nirAftll r tSt F lu,? V-- r' T 5AC WAS HOWCST.' I s,S OP I 7 (-- -l- SZA j SUP A LOT .'LL. EXTRA STUFF W V. 02 - -- - rfsn72 kSu You. 66T WAJ 1 -A i , ii ,., LOWG AS VOURB BOBBV KEEP THOSE OLD OOGS, LETTIHG A IDA. THERE'S MO USE IE?TTIMG THEM STARVE. CUES S WE hut MIGHT AS WELL i rooc THE Kbai rDnnilPTTBS. TOO". J C-l- aV r jr By GEORGE STORM BB CETT.M' R.GHT HOME, COTTA 7: r n.TEn Di IT TCI ROORV MA WOU T Again? THATCHER-Wh- at! ms-.- y y DOWM.SIRl'-DOW- dohV M1. X YOO DARS GET YOUR wuu MEWAPROI... PAWS OH A DOGGIE'. 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