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Only my best the feeling that he's only been called suit and my to have somebody around that everybody In the church will be free to Heyl pick to pieces." Cincinnati Enquirer. "We'd better stop the game now r. that we're even," said the first Lest Will Do Kind Lady Why are you crying, "Even !" exclaimed the other. little boy? "How do you make that out?" Boy I've lost a dime. "Weil, a little time ago you had Kind Lady When did you lose it? all my money, and now I've got all Boy-T- his afternoon and mother yours!" London Tatler. has sent me out again to look for It. She says if I can't find it, a No Cause for Worry nickel would do. Gazette (Mont Doctor I thought I told you not to real). eat any porterhouse steak without my permission? Feminine Failing Patient So you did. Doc; so you "Why does Mrs. Smith always go did. to the pictures just as the big film Doctor Then why are you disobeyis ending?" ing my orders? "She likes to know how' it turns Patieut This won't delay the payout before she sees the main part ment of your bill, Doc. This steak of it" is being paid for by my friend here. COMMON EXPERIENCE watch-and-chai- card-playe- v rr-- -- " Uf) m 1 5 THE FEATHERHEADS P.M. PlilicrTal Bjr Vyuta 6 Oftborn I I ' l fj I j. Superservice for Her (Mm tawnpaf V ylhA , TEU. S.ve AM 1 'JS MS? ARE-ef- pJ THI 3iRL LlT-ru- There now nWERQ ALU PRiewos J to to Tris sat KlrtD MAMS, Yod WHAT fl HI I I PORI5? V i;niiriiiiiiiii!iii!imiiniiiii!i;iiiiiiin ijfjj 1 U 'I po J VOU EEU "v Had to Get Him First Slight Mistake Contractor (just arrived) Does Visitor to a Hotel This wall is so thin that you can almost see through the foreman know the trench has fallen in? it Workman No, sir! We're Just Hotel Manager That's the window digging 'im out to tell 'im.B you're looking at. The Mean Thing I Wife Tou ought to know by now, Thomas, that I speak as I think. Husband Yes, dear only oftener. 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