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Show THE HELPER JOURNAL, HELPER. UTAH 0r Pef Peeve Along the Concrete LIFE'S A ft SHOirtfaEP.HEU V : the effect The conductor of the hand glared at the cornet player. Vhy on earth," he yelled, "did you leave off playing Just as we got to the chorus?" "Well." said the cornet player (a raw recruit), "on my music It said, 'Refrain' so 1 did 1' JESTS IMS KNOW WHAT jr..: ED HERE W (0ME Tea "35 yi, "COPY" The amateur band practice was behad gone ing held, but something wrong in the piece which had just been tried. Somebody had spoiled A fit ILL TXkE A (Of 5PCAYS Of IT Tc? hEMRV W.ATS HAPPENED? K OUR. CAR FOLLOWING I J-LITTL- E Find a Synonym Grandpa's Static "Jack Newlyrieh seems to have Grandpa was having bis afternoon sleep Id the armchair and emit- quite a lot of common sense." "Don't let his mother hear you say ting sounds tbal might easily bare come from a cross-cu- t saw. As fa that; she hates anything common." London ther entered the room be saw little Jackie twtstlDg one of grandpa's ,P Tit-Bit- waistcoat TRACING buttons. HIM "What are you doing?" be whispered, "you mustn't disturb grandpa." "I'm not. daddy," said Jackie, "1 was just trying to tune him In on something different" (CnvifilM, W. . 3 C) .L'.r, THE FEATHERHEADS lilllllllllillllir llUlil hi -- UH ll V?Z I what . I VOU VVOULPNT AT I fE3 cockier. SINCS It y everybody. Wonder if the Burglars Found One S' VZ : Exception little boy came home from school very much annoyed with his teacher. Little Boy 1 hate berl Ills Mother On, you mustn't say that The Bible tells ns to lore A PONT ALL THIS J 1 SUR6UV 1 SAwl IT BUT I JUST TMOUG-HYou MAP BEEN LOOK ING- - FO A SHIRT "Where "Is Jones?" Little Boy I know, but she wasn't "Cruising around somewhere In the nllve when the Bible was written. business section." Chelsea Record. "I'd like to see him. Are you acquainted with any of his coaling Not to Be Used Little Jane had been asked to show the guest week-en- to her room. Too Much Competition Pausing on the way, she pointed out "Excuse me, sir, but have you finthe bathroom, and touching one of the pretty embroidered towels, said: ished your soup?" "Tes. Why do you ask?" "Of course you know that these are "Now we can begin the concert." not to be used." Indianapolis News. Olten Woche tm Bild. JUSTIFIED A "So Problem your two like you lovers equally?' "Yes, dad. 1 simply don t know o which to marry first." Venice Gaz-zettln- Illustrato. Followed Instructions "Did you do as I told you, Mary, and ask whether the chicken was young or old before you bought It?" "Yes, ma'am; it Is old." Dublin FINNEY OF THE FORCE OUT MB TBMK&M- UUKKl. FAnMV I VOfii I TlCeTS FREe Trt - MO To WONOEH TH' SWMTHea T ijoZi 1 it SEBIKJ- f VYU.L - THAT ACT "Why did they expel from the Country club?" "Oh, for caws." - IWaT'S Foiwb fHBAYTen.! I Opinion. Enough Is Enough ByTedCLougMin I OIL vbAr. Misunderstanding "Were you never tempted ME W6W 7'" Mr. MAT. Crow to Rare Meat Landlady Do you like your beet this rare, Miss I'him? Boarder Since you ask me; It Is too rare 1 would like It a little oftener. be- come a liDqulst?" Singing "What's the use?" rejoined Senator Wife (at bathroom door) Dinner's who "Even the people Sorghum. on the table, John. Uurry and finish speak the same language are no your bath. longer able to come to an underHusband Coming, dearl Just one standing." Washington Star. stanza and I'm through. ; "It Is not Determined the time to ask me for goods are being seized UNIQUE t Job. My tomorrow." "Do you know If they want any body to help seize them?" Lausanne Llllustre. S'MATTER POP By C. M. PAYNE Reassuring f) JUU Ln'"" FZoZt i6Tsometime f -- 13. & fXp A 1 wouut,; r-- V s ia am' y MAl,1Bt- - "r00'lb,61 Taisf VLy j MHT.wd 5ET(HES ' like Ti6T?oTiE'2. fet7 iv w3 . j i; r l rf 9 Sv NOW? New Models Dick's father Is an automobile sales man. Recently his sister came home displaying pennies she had earned. The lad looked them over and said: "I'd sure like to have them, they are the new models." jtXrW It's the only knocker that No Tips There's been no stops there." Old Gentleman change here for ages has there? Walter Not under the plates. Saving Dad Trouble Irate Parent When that young London Humorist cub who's paying you attention comes No Duck I again I'll sit on him. Daughter Oh. let me do It, "Mamma, there's a man here at the door to see you." "Does he have a bill?" Rare Sight "No, mamma. Just a plain nosel" Blinks The papers say there are bills a lot of counterfeit twenty-dollaHIS ERROR r4,irs tiwe owyts fH? J S "They say opportunity knocks but once." "Yes, r circulation. Jinks Iluhl There are so few genuine ones In circulation, any twenty-doin BOBBY ter i wamta oony kmow you Shoot them stray docs V- - Of The Hounds! THATCHER-Mas- 41 nucTABi tz AND Hut. TELL. VA I'LL PAV THE UCEUSE WHAT OHTHPEE MORS OF'EAi IF t YOU'LL TURI4 THE REST LOOSE.- -, CT j ffS TUEM 1' .. DOGS... SO C &" TSS MOE . t ABOUT GIMME THE nuCD t-1 UL X R RECBPT.... urM III rrf I EVCEPTOLOB.UL.MORT04 WUO1 LIVES DOWM THE RIVER ciW .. AND HE ..,v l iu A ' 1 W A By GEORGE STORMn t ,0, d t -- iiu .AW?. - ASMS!,, " U kffiPW ' OOKT HOUSE cue LIKfci uuuaf- (T r bill I got would convince me It was counterfeit llar I J His Humble Opinion Motorist (inquiring his way) Boy, am I all right for the zoo? Bright Lad As far as I know you are. Mister, but I'm not running the zoo. Montreal Gazette. 5 man." "Jones is a "I know. lie surely made a mistake In not consulting an expert" self-mad- e Forbidden l P::- '.mr - i??1' y Saved,7f "KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES" TRVING IF We DON'T STOP TO KEEP OP WITH THE ChAvI WE GOT 3 TO BEO!! rtU GET A ROOM IN A HOTEL. AMD GRAB OFP A WAS - A.M. WHEK4 ' SlR Vt Z . Ts Y ff v- - "My wife has been forbidden to cook." "Is she 111?" "No, I am." Madrid Buen Humor. OU V FOLKS OP THE OEPRCSSIOfsl VET '.'--l 'kAl f H ' 'CV 1 Y V. t ) VaDM'SSOA JA- I 1 - 7 ' !2 7 -- Tfffl 'xJjMST ' 1 VS i ' 1 ) 7 7 Social Question Mrs. Newrich What Is that? Mr. Newrich Just a common gray squirrel. "Should I notice it?" Weekly Reminder Friend You will soon forget her and be happy again. A Little Premature Jilted Suitor Oh, no, I shan't I First Little Girl What's your last I've bought too much for her on the name, Marie? London Second Little Girl 1 don't know Installment system ! yet; I ain't married! SS 0i-- London f i HI & ua fed ft . |