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Show THE HELPER JOURNAL, HELPER, UTAH THE FEATHERHEADS f7 HELLO Therb Wow PM. I VbU FEEL-IX- ? i to I J - UEUO, OH- CMOi.LV Vf Hfc Jfc Hff Laughing (?) Matter By OtWwe tee you MAvt A MEM OVSK.COAT . I HAvtw'f beets Xa FiMO OMC I LIKE. 4 J t-- r L , why Mlffl. vew Sir OC SlSPiMPERS A.e I Rl&MT TO KEEP t . sws-iJ- what W I Y i'r Liicfc. to Vt call Those. amorb used in Tne Wea.coiB a pa-STUW- V- Earth Regions Unmapped, VS. J VTTTX' "fHtY WHAR. 1 II J 7' WELL? "'" ' LAST A j: VXARf t ST J Vou!! frfeYLL. t.FfcTetf JU-tf- li a Holdup? ijjjjl eouT tEVfMU 1 r'R,6? " F H P$ 1 M MAKfc ,'LL all the trudging of Doctor Schwari. Despite airways and steamship lines, highroads and railways, we cannot yet pretend to know our own earth completely. Green, ochrous and red blanks on the maps mark dark a as Is of ftlll thonpht Eiploratlon lands and kingdoms of wonder. of than rather of adventure phase science. Yet It must rank In Imporare beet for liver. tance with the work that the phys- Dr. Pieree'i Pellet One little Pellet for and stomach. icists and chemists are doing In tear- abowela laxative three for a cathartic. Adv. to In order ing bits of matter apart discover of what the earth and the Human Nature stars are made. It is science at its Most men follow the culling they empirical best. We live on a planet, want to whether It pays or not. small as celestial bodies go, but hupe to us so huire that only a few centuries ago were we sure of its globular shape. Like ants we are still busily crawling over It, poking Into strange nooks and crannies that turn out to be fjords, wriggling through Jungles and swamps, skirting deserts and fastnesses that we fear to enter. The passing of Trlnce Lulgl Amadeo of Savoy, better known as the duke of the AbruzzI, reminds us how much crawling remains still to be done. In his lifetime he held two records one for a "farthest North" that Peary was destined to beat and the other for having climbed to the unprecedented height of 22,CTiO feet In an unsuccessful attempt to scale Mount Godwin-Auste- n or K-- In the Kashmir Himalayas. Scientifically more Important was his conquest of the Ruwenzorl range Ptolemy's legendary Mountains of the Moon, where the Nile was supposed to have Its source. He must be regarded not Get some genuine tablets of Bayer Aspirin and take them freely until only as the lineal descendant of kings but as the spiritual descendant of you are entirely free from pain. that long line of bold, curious and The tablets of Bayer manufacture restless men who pushed on Into the cannot hurt you. They do not depress unknown and thus stilled some nnme-lesthe heart. And they have been proven inner, racial urge to carry on twice as effective as salicylates in the antllke exploration of the relief of rheumatic pain at any stage. surface. Don't go through another season Was he the last of the great roam-erhalf athlete and half scientist? of suffering from rheumatism, or a writer In the New "York Times any neuritic pain. And never suffer muses. Although the airplane and needlessly from neuralgia, neuritis, or the Zeppelin have added more to our other conditions which Bayer Aspirin topographic knowledge In a week will relieve so surely and bo swiftly. than we could hope to gather In a century of tedious crawling, we cannot yet expunge the words terra Incognita from the geographical lexicon. Half the Arctic and the Antarctic are still unmapped. In Alaska are mountain-block- s almost as mythical as was the Ituwenzorl range until the duke of the AbruzzI climbed It a region of incredible tales spun by Indians and Eskimos. The heart of the Sahara lures, with Its rumored ENJOY A TRIP TO oases of antiquity and the mountains of Its Berber songs. In northern SALT LAKE AND Arabia thirsty wastes and blinding NEWHOUSE sandstorms have proved perfect defenses against hardened tribesmen, who have but skirted them. The Burmese hill Jungles are known only to the tribes who wander through them. And what shall be said of the Amazon valley, still hidden In steam fitili'-'- ' Ing jungles and deadly miasmas? Central Borneo and New Guinea are mere names. The Congo Is but half explored. In Australia we have the 5? 'Icitii i-anomaly of a continent of which the interior Is as dark a mystery as was the region west of the Appalachians in Jefferson's time. Northern Bechn-an- a and the lands about Lake NgamI In Africa await another AbruzzI, for UKS. J. H. WATERS, Prss, and Mere Names to Scientists. W HEAVY TRlPlB RATHER. 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Soon skin blotches van-- f i Ished, pale cheeks glowed again. t 4 Try this safe, dependable, all-f- r. vegetable laxative and correct! vo f z' r BOBBY THATCHER-T- he By GEORGE STORM First Caller GUESS I'LL CO UP AMD SES I'M ULVSSES THATCHER IN HIS MEW HOUSE LIVIH' IF HE LIKES BUTLER AND SEE PRETT LUCKy. AHO IP OUT THERE-HE- iS HOLS SWIMMIH' bobbV THE BEST OLO -aim't IS RIGHT IN HIS PAbTUKc HAVE t?OOAA HE'LL, HEree, ABO HE SAVS BELIEVE L , TO KEEP ABOUT I'LL WAIT T 'H V WELL, J T Awhile IF YOL) OOHT KNOW THE WOMAN NEXT DOOR DOHV THINK YOU'LL. WIPE YOUR FEET OH THE AAAT GOOD THEN AND WEteE POME IN -- XJ W.W . JUtjl -- CI II IN THE HOUSE I II I I j , Mf nil I J Pa SAID NOM I ALWAYS yjj nl r I SIC- K- 4m The King Was Crowned VES, MR. fGiHIS,t 1 AM CONVINCED "YOU POSSESS HYPNOTIC POWER, AMO KlOW THAT WS ARE IN MY STUDIO Z SHALL PROVE IT I HOPE YOU AINT MISTAKE "nJ MR. SPUMONI ' NOW, FOR EXAMPLE, t WILL RING FOR MY MAID -- WHEN SHE APPEARS FIX HER WITH A PIERCING GLANCE, MAKE A FEW PASSES. ANO COMMAND. HER TO DO SOMETHING I 8HALL BE WATCH I MO FROM THE ME XT ROOM IIII I'1" - WEL- LTRY !'. km '. I til Ism I 1 I AM THE KING OP ABYSSINIA!!'. IT'S CORONATION DA- Y- COME, k- -l T s, SAP" TT V I I WHAT DOES HB I VE GOT HVPNOTIC MEAN POWER? !! ) I 1 Yr iftfts. VJi Tii j4 74 A I J Family Room C 5 C 4 or 5 Persone TWO PERSONS Choice Outride Room wllli Bath $250 ( J $250 THE HOTEL EWHOUSE 8ALT LAKE CITY, UTAH PARKER'S HAIR BALSAM i Remove Dandruff Stop Uair KallloaJ j I imparts Color and ! Beauty to Gray and Faded Hair) A yellow warbler commonly found Indiana's Sixth Governor Indiana for Its sixth governor throughout the eastern states in summer frequently defeats the pur- called on a native Pennsylvanian, , pose of the that makes a David Wallace. He was born in practice of laying its egg in the Mifflin county, Pennsylvania, April warbler's nest to be hatched by a 24, 1799, and while still young reclever ruse. It buries the strange moved with his parents to Ohio, egg by building a new nest on top where they became neighbors of of the first one. Gen. William Henry Harrison. cow-bird- Beavers Are Primpers Beavers are equipped with oil glands on each side of the body and with toenail combs on their hind feet, and they are constantly preen- "KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES" (f SHAMPOO Meal for use in connection with Parker'sHairBalsam.Makes the hair soft and fluffy. 60 cents by mail or at druggist, tiiscox Chemical Works, Patchogua, N.i. HAVE) DEL-I-CAT-E S 111 druggists' .... MA, USED TO STOMACH DOUGHNUTS A BUT WHEKl I WAS A BUT THEY eUNNlN' OUT, AND MIGHT MAKE X CHILD I HAD MY HOLLERIN'TO KEEP OUTA JTOM-SILYOU SICK OUT AND SINCE HER YA.RDANU . t' -urtTUlU' LIKE tupu MOT PICK'ER C5N t THAT MAKES ME h 'ER... SHE'S LIKE HI ,j ft' & I'D ASK VOLl TO HAVE MORS AaU 400 Bathe $2.00 to $4.00 Rooms 400 ing and primping, when not sleeping, eating, playing or working. Our Dumb Animals, Do Not Raise Silk Worms The bureau of entomology of the United States Department of Agriculture says that experiments In raising silkworms have been unsuccessful chiefly on account of the high cost of labor and that no attempts are now being made to raise them commercially. Summing It Up Ixve, friendship and smiles are Pupils Taught Juggling If they are hoarded like currency. Deportment Is being taught by no one gets the benefit of them ; If Juggling and balancing feats at they are kept in constant circulaPangwern college In Cheltenham, tion every one benefits, and aguln, England. One exercise for girls Is like money, they always accumulate to stand on ene foot on a pedestal while Juggling three halls and balsomething in transit. ancing two oranges on a plate on Duplicate of Every Army Uniform the head. A duplicate of the uniform of An Old Hickory Apotile every regiment of every country A hickory tree grows over the tlmt participated In the last war Is on file in the wardrobe department grave of .lames Say re, In Canton of a prominent motion picture com(Ph.) P.aptist cemetery. Sayre was pany so tlmt accurate copies cm a great admirer of Andrew be inn ilo. and in token of that fact always wore a sprig of a hichory tree In his buttonhole while alive. |