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ZzMlk V- OH-i- oAlong the Concrete ImZ The Home Censor Largest Seller In i 121 Conntrfes Counts Time Spent on Study of "Math" Wasted I believe that an appalling amount of time is spent in childhood In learning things which don't matter, remembering things which will never-b- e needed, and doing silly tricks which an intelligent man need never waste his time upon. Let os contemplate, for example, the absurdities and abominations of arithmetic. At a conservative estl- - ' mate, I have myself wrestled with arithmetic and its related studies through ten years of my irreplaceable youth. I was, moreover, pretty good at it ; I could throw a mean logarithm and chase a cotangent Into a corner and hang my hat on it. I have done all the geometry, plain and fancy, and dabbled delicately in calculus. I could once make an advanced algebraic equation say "Uncle." I assure you that not a trace of it Is left, and that furthermore I don't miss it. There must be a large blank area In my brain which was once full of arithmetic, but It isn't the least painful. Except for a reasonable facility with the multiplication table there isn't a particle of arithmetic left in my system. I can make change, but so can a street car conductor. But I can't remember more than five telephone numbers, and so long as they continue to print telephone books I won't need to. Donald Rose in the Forum and Century. f' HANFORD'S IkMA .tCnWJi P' faXr FUNNV. Bfilsam of Myrrb .OF (P SHE MEVER WNDRIF f Wia. 'CAUSE -- Some Howl O'Fuddle That boy of mine Is just the kind of a boy to make a noise In the world. O'Muddle Oh, he Is that kind of a boy all right ! Just wait until yoa put it up to him to look for a job. New Bedford Standard. ,f Thank Goodnes The mayor had just laid the foundation stone of a new wing for the hospital, and the spectators awaited his speech. "What can I do, Slary?" whispered the mayor to his wife. "I've laid the stone on top of it." MICKIE, THE PRINTER'S DEVIL .t& OU 'TU' MSTERN OF TU' A&AViDOUED TH TUREEN RVDGE R0A.0 VS SOLVED". CASEV fcUUKER RAVI OVER ASHUUK VJTH Vt LAST kf-,u- r uwa back uis 'u "tD TOVUtt rA 'u cvrlujalvceo . VJASUT AMAD OP AViWAWS Steauwg. tw cm - sez. By Char! JEFF HfVWV-- tl KAEpAL GOES "sATi TU SMVSS CWfcfcE A BRD VJHO BOO&UT A to CREAVA "SEPARATOR FROVA A fAAL &W?ER ft HOUSE, BECOl DOVJU, I OEFF XYV WWEWTH1 LAACWtUE BfcOVCE FEO.tR vauz: SOR UA)E REPAACS CMDMY T v Sughroe "TUfcBY Around Town, Gossip FEU. POWUSTAxR'S OOHYASOtt LEAMWVS TW HAU. AFTER GAVAE tAST Ml&WT, RESTFUL AFTER "WV TVV 6MS SANS ue$ BV.ASTM" 0JT ROCX. ATOttE Q.OAR7M 'N AFTER fcVAST VMU.E SA0 t WWS ABa FAT RGUT BECUZ. FOR. vr der ordinary light conditions. 0VA CASKET BMA. ROUGH GWAE. Boon to Smallpox Patient Smallpox patients confined In rooms which admit light only throiiKh a special red glass have less scarring than patients confined un- CWMX tU' SUAV.E STICKS POCW. F VTS HEAD And He Doesn't OVftA EVfR BUSTS UTC -TVV FAUCf SlTTlKi ROOXA , TUAT Wtt HE'U COST ALU RETOROS FORTH i -- v 1W HE. CROSS-COUNT- f S RUW J" "How do you keep such a fine pol ish on the floor?" "Well, my method is to place little Willie on it and ask him to keep still." One I Enough Her "Did you ever love another irl like you do me?" Him "I hould say not. I would be broke If I had." Every sweet girl graduate thinks It Is up to her to reform some man. 1 i THE CLANCY KIDS Oh, Take Us Back to Those Balmy Days Again LITTLE WOULD TH DID TIMMI6 THINK THAT THC TfACHCR TAK6 TH6 CLASS OOTTO SrOV 80TNVCN VRV DAV H ON TH till. McCUeer Svd.c.,.., ft By pRCY L. CROSBY 7 HOOK". Polytechnic College of Engineering 13 Ik ud M4ia Su.. Oikksd, Caliionia Leading Engineering School Univenily StMidnrdt in Technical Science Etiahliihed in 1894 Oytr (100,000 PUmt. ieg-in Chtrtmd to grant tjit All mhjxcts omitted. In tennlve (iract leal thorough course In Elrctriral, Mechanical, 'ItII, Mln-tnf- f, ArrhUertaral and Htrnctaral New conraes In Aeronautical and Airplnne, Knirlneeri.iir. Hpecinl eonrpen In Airplane Mechanic. Aoto lectiio Aluchine Hliop, MechunicH, cihop, lEnltlon, Battery, etc. ComoMeKlectrlcnJ, lfvdrnnllc, SI com and Testing JLalxiratiri. Sitrti mbcnttvo yean' limi SttJfloTttn 8flrlp(l course. Writ Vf. R. GIBSON rresldt-n- t in flnanrlna; their cataloK. W. T. WOOD tor (re Kegletrar W. N. U., Sait Lake City, No. 31. |