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Show ---- COMIC SECTION OUR FJakcsllg- p- Ewaife m the Lives of Little Men n . .. Ask for JHs2 cer Iff i " POST TOASTIES ecru fakes that siay crisp in milk or cream WHY PLUMBERS GET RICH rj to lere'sat Mr. Sin-i- s was Hih iluu.lnr of oinilaluinp lomlly the high cost of jilmiiliiiis. "VtU." the plumber, "we've Riild got to pa.v a tuan and his helper." "lint you don't need a helper for a little job like this, do you?" said Mr. 5 SprlRc. "No." admitted the plumber. "Hut, you see, it's like this. The man who Roes out to your house has jrot to take the machine, and It, ain't worth while to run the machine for just one man, so we send the helper with him." - J S ?? 1 GOING MAD So much crisper these deliciously seasoned corn flakes l T riSr--V II, ti '. It ! Ill t 7 1 III VTIk Wtit Note how the golden flakes crackle as you pour them into the bowl. Now add milk or cream and taste thcircrispflavorand goodness. Ask by name the for Post Toasties corn flakes that stay crisp in milk or cream. They come ready to serve from the red and yellow, Made from the tender hearts of white corn, exquisitely seasoned, Post -.. X- - flavor of the corn. This unequaled flavor is sealedin Iastingcrispness by a special toasting process of the Posturn Company. Order a package of these refreshing corn flakes from j our grocer. e in Record ilea, 1 me. Spar lull a. 'ii'iw nit ) 1927, wax-wrapp- ed package. P. Co.. Inc. POSTUM COMPANY, INC., BATTLE CREEK, MICH. in be it' iin id IllUiOt,, INNEY OF THE FORCE Page C. C. Pyle, Showman De Luxe He Personally, 1 think the rising generation is going mad. She They have nothing to get mad about. It's the older generation that's 111 Uda--I what S VEU-I- KID TMEBES A INSPlCSfUN IN A HALF SomeDinG HO80OT iNTiMuT VY0OJ3 OVT the 1 CE MofiQis ? HOUe-v- . to mud E- TEtt PIVE CENTS- I TiNK 1 &O- - 9.38.: , POLEEC- CiTV "Pie" Nervous s:.f Dick is to ask father's consent this afternoon. I feel nervous about it. Mollie Are you afraid your father won't give his consent? Madge So. I'm afraid Dick won't turn up. Madge taking U3 toe engtla rery in Politics The camera Is going strong, And In the misty by and by, They who desire applause may long For the comedian's custard pie. mi tl: ry-- "Y VII ll'illlg "f 77 cents to ; vfiVe L'ONriEES WABCi Politeness Customer OF THIS IN CtCOLLUAr. With the motor at the rear Instead of in the front, a German auto affords the driver a less obstructed view of the road. in Rerlin, Germany, Lightning struck a monument erected in memory of a family that was destroyed, by lightning in 1S08. ipiifirkirt gmmm C' 7T -- r X.i.r' $1 a two-tone- fects with The Chicago White Lead & OU Co., 1 5th St. & S. Western Ave. Wall - .,;ng DISTRIBUTOR SALT LAKE GLASS Si PAINT CO. SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH II' FE Uh .THERHEADS MISS DO!?SEV-l'- 50f2V I "Sir, my expenses at home are increasing and I am growing old in your employ, and " "Well, what do you expect me to do furnish you with monkey glands?" in Dutch Again WELL OP -- PAHEb US HOW-A- I hlliJl Oh! M WA3 OUT WITH VOU WHENCE iAT WAS AT UJEC- K- VoUSEE OJTS VsiTTMMV WFE ANC 1 ef- Ask ymir dealer or write for UU.S Color Chart and complete directions. Huge Statue of Washington War Price of Wheat HE stipple King Wall Finish 1 - k- iLbJga Room is all it costs to get the new, popular one and i NO RAISE FOR HIM St i If two men are arguing bitterly you feel a desire to put in your go away. ou to pick up the package I dropped. New Clerk Not at all, ma'am. We men are getting tired of being accused of being polite only to pretty girls. Progressive Grocer. n ! It's really very klod of and oar, A man may do a great hulk of the work, but It is responsibility that counts. I N5 IN A MUCH HUMOUR, ITS ALL UP BETWEEN VOL) Indestructibility of Chatter FEEL BETTER SEE " i There was a little Joke, For centuries It grew. Now, when In public spoke, It'a Just ss good as new. Ho ft h 11 Kept It "Why does Rinks want a divorce? nis wife had half a million when he Much argument has resulted from the mistaken notion that the government fixed the maximum or the minimum price of wheat at $2.20 a bushel during the World war. This was the basic rather than the maximum price. cents was Two dollars and twenty-siguaranteed for all wheat of a certain grade at a certain place. The actual price was usually lower or higher, depending on the grade of the wheat and Its location. Pathfinder the state of Tourists entering Washington through any one of the, four principal roads leading to the commonwealth will be welcomed by a huge statue of the first President mounted on a pedestal 40 feet high, according to popular Mechanics Magazine. Officially, Washington Is the only state in the Union entitled to use such an emblem. t The model is being prepared by Akmzo Victor Lewis, a Seattle sculptor. Barber ed Wealth Kind Old Lady Surely a strong man like you could get a job in some business. Hobo What, and sacrifice my career? P.ost on Transcri pt. x Ambitious 'Her rich uncle cut her off with practically nothing." 'Ah, a sort of bobbed heiress." Hardware Age. married her." "Well, she still has half a million." Terms I THOUGHT MAYBa OUD ACCEPT THIS LITTLE ECX OF" CANDV AS A SoCT "UH 1 .vs.s)'1!!!!! .ii. "Row long is It going to take us to get through this case?" asked the prisoner of tils counsel just before the trial. "Well," answered the barrister, "me about three hours; you about four years." iii" s', ' Matter of Health "Out West It Is considered healthy to mind your own business." "I don't find that idea prevalent at the various health resorts." An Unreliable Husband Helen lie told me I was the prettiest and most Interesting girl that he had ever met. flladys And you will trust yourself e for life with a man who starts to you at the beginning of the ml The pompous man demanded by millions and prescribed by physicians for 25 years. DOES NOT AFFECT THE HEART tPr Union i j 1 Si Is restaurant?" "Vi, tl.i" "oh. yes." answered the waiter, "but don't mind serving you." H first-eln- s 1 Unless you see the "Bayer Cross" on tablets you are With Sauce ' and INSIST not getting the genuine Bayer Aspirin proved safe courtship? "X BAYER ASPIRIN" SAY Aspirin 1 in tzS Jf the trile Accept only "Bnyer" packasre which contains proven directions. ITiin.lv 'T.iiyiT" Ih.xcs of Also bottles of 21 and 100 mark of Bayer Manufacture of VvnuKxtkieUU a:-- fcf 12 tablets Saiicj-iicaci- , |