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Show 1 3 t v v - f ? t ' J i V t r I . 4 t , X MlLLAExj.., ' I' Hebek. Wasatcu. County, VOL 4 -- Utah, Monday, Stptember ! ; ;. -- - - - m -- , -- -- - u - . 4 i I , . 4 ! I i t , . 4 . blame. i ! x h40m I i 4 colonel. SUBSCRIPTION PRICES. 4 k per year,, 50 cents for half a year and 25 cents for 3 months, if you want i t ! . t ' to subscribe call 1 $ i ; at this office ahd see us. : r !i i r COMBING THE COLONEL 1 .This threat so frightened the major that hegath red up his 'clothes as best he;could and rushed froin the room. 0 Why; whats the matter? the old map asked when the major came down. Nothing, only I am going away to get a: cannon and then come back and blew that fool into eternity. Did he try to bite you? He tried to kill me, thats what he tried to do. .Why didnt you rake him? I did rake him. & the old he man; v Humph! grunted must have lost his peculiarity. What, you are not going out in such a. night as this? Yes, :I am, for ifJ see that fool again Ill have to cut his throat. Good-by- . , Shortly, after- the major left, the colonel tamerdowm Why, look here, said he; I growled just as you told me to ido'and I wish I may die if that fellow didnt come within one of ripping smy - ' 1$ , - f$ Had they listened they might have heard another noise that sounded as if ; some one was breathing hard, The old man was in the ihall shaking the railing 'of the stairway. The major was the first to scramble4o his feet . V'l iwiU throwypu out of this window! he.exchimed. And if can find my pistol Ill shoot the top of your head off! howled the the rain, ', ;;f.v, .t And the buisness of the- town hums, . :j again. The youngsters go to school, underpaid Of being thumped with some Old wretches cane, For being late when they are not to v 1 No. i ovs-- When the mudy season comes, with i ! 29 1890. 1 " , , I I wool you Ihn a shotp! i I i S . 4 r ? tf ! f ! ! $ i i f t I M I t i ( . . . ( You infernal idiot! yelled the colonel, if I don t feeling of the majors hair, I I jf . r. . v : , What, are you doing? howled the Let go or .Til hurt you! Quit; I major - tell you! Havent you got any sense? The major found his hair. 7 ;y 1 'Til let you know what it is to rake the the life out of me with a crosscut,, saw. I was doing it to oblige you,. you confounded wolf! Let go my hair! V Oblige me! Do youRtake me .for a: 7 saw log? "Look ont? If you hit me hair out of. your again Ill pull every : head! ... They tumbled out cn the floor, rolled t over and over, and then overturned a tottering old wardrobe that came down upon them with a crash! .The major, swo.e that he was dead, and the colonel' , . ; . r yelled for a light, but: no light came. 1 5 " : - k l!fe out of me. NS Mighty sony, to hear it. He must have changed since I knowed him so " well. i When the convention! met next day the major and the, colonel fought each |