Show - THE GUNNISON VALLEY NEWS GUNNISON UTAH See-Me- re learn to endur that patienty""Which' hr “cannot avoid conveniently— Michel de Montaigne For right is right since God is Col And right the day must mn 7 doubt would be disloyalty To falter would be sin -- F w faber A man should never be ashamed to qwn that he has been In the wrong it is but say tog "I m wiser today thaa yesterday”— Pope Everywhere I have sought rest and found it not except in a nook with a little book— Thomas a Kempis — ' i If ft i I t’i ' ' J i t i t t - f J f r vioOooohl I shuddered gulps He had lently but he didn’t see turned his face and was coughing with real fervor We managed to get through the meal all right weakened though we were by the firewater I continued to impress him The only obstacle I hit was his reminder that I would be spending Thanksgiving on kitchen police Wa parted when I told him I couldn’t get out of a reception I had to attend at 2:30 I had sufficiently Impressed him and with the I might be able aid of Providence to borrow money from him occasionally back at Fort Bragg CHAPTER XI The meal cost me nothing but the tip was staggering If It’s enough to drive a man to worst Should come to worst I could drink y You get a furlough always hock my watch If I had a and head for New York You mooch watch a due bill on an hotel k -a- You say to yourself that tor those Sounds In the Night: At Day— with all Its Thanksgiving civilten days you will be an “He’s in 4F Walked through roast Vermont turkey its pies and ian you will squander your suba screen door and strained himand free cigastance in rioutous living you will fruits Its candies At the Stork: ‘Til cut self!" forget altogether the fact that you rettes— was just another day to me you down to Mexican size!” to it 5hooey “What size is that?” “It ain’t are a soldier And then what hapOur mess sergeant one Orville D In Reuben’s: “He doesn’t pens? tall!” cheerful was disgustingly enter a conversation He invades You wake up at six o’plock no 3ope he awoke me in the morning At Leon and Eddie’s: it!" matter how late you stay out the when 1 said Please "Just fago away” Her "She gets on his nerves Then you can’t go night before go away and let me gently curse" At the Latin vorite perch" back to sleep You have to buy enor"Oh Private Hargrove" he mous quantities of civilian food to Quarter: "They’ve been going uncrowed "we have so much to be In Versteady for years" keep up with your Army appetite sailles: “My dear I no longer care You look in shop windows and see hankful for So very very much! and “It’s books you’d give your wisdom teeth We have food and warmth that you no longer care” I no longworse than that darling for but you think of your purse in freedom!” “Food we’ve got" I growled "Iner care that you no longer care that terms of $36 a month and the inner with peelings to I no longer care!” man convinces you that you can’t cluding potatoes peel This is my 678th potato this afford them I don’t need coal for morning You’d like very much to put on warmth when I’m The Magie Lanterns: Mark bathing myself in herded the whole Warner your civilian clothes just for a sweat And freedom? See I am Bros payroll into Edouard Cantor’s :hange but your friends think you laughing bitterly I It is Thanksgivook so pretty in your uniform that in "Thank Your Lucky support Day and I am peeling potaStars” and what did that get him? they won’t let you puU the old blue ing toes and washing dishes for the A wow that’s all! Cantor and Dinah serge out of mothballs orgy Phooey to Thanksgiving 1" Shore give rip and melody to the It isn’t bad all the way through Sollie Buchman the cook who main yarn and the olio trimmings though was a student with me In Battery A come from such mighties as Davis For instance I walked out of the strode up humming that maudlii Bogart Garfield Flynn De Ilavil-lan- d hotel the other day and ran into old grammar-schoo- l song about Sheridan not to mention et and one of the boys from my own bar“overHhe river and through the cetera Sonja Ilenie is still the racks in New York on a three-da- y house we woods to grandfather’s most skillful and winsome cutie on We the pass exchanged prescribed skates but the story has her cutting comments on the smallness of the go" Is a glorious day” drooled Pri"It the same old Figure 8 in "Winteworld and I saw a sparkling opporvate Buchman "It does my old rtime” It’s all about a broken down tunity to spread a thick layer of heart good to think of the expression Winter resort with Sonja getting hokum I could make the lad think on those when they see faces boys’ Jack Oakle and Cesar Romero out I was one of these filthy-ricpri- - that Thanksgiving dinner” of the barrel or something Pretty to look at but the tale is as cold as 'Repress yourself Pappy" 1 asked him "It is not to think of Charles Laughton Sonja’s ice I am thinking of the the dinner who can make hamminess artistic sinks overflowing with dirty dishes is handcuffed in "The Man From left by those gluttonous hogs It Down Under" He plays a blusterwas not enough that we had trays mixed up ing old Aussie warrior to wash Now we have to have with a couple of Belgian orphans A Jap attack is rung in to straighten Now we have to improvements out matters but Laughton had been have china plates And cups And too mauled by the writers to reI hate soup bowls And silverware cover "The Kansan” gives progress I” "Better leave 'tle lad alone Papyou Richard Dix Jane Wyatt Victor Jory et al out thar in the sage py” sighed Sergeant Pope "He is brush country and pouting and will not enter Into the and spirit of the day He has done wrong and is paying for it now” Private Buchman and the mess disWilliam The Magazines: Shirer cussed "American Traitors of the sergeant busied themselves at the ovens I sat there ferociously jabRadio” in Harper’s meaning the corYon wake up at 6 o’clock no matand mu t ter in j bing at potatoes respondents who hired out as liars ter how late yon went to bed Then wildly Three times I scowled a to Goebbels They were weakies the sergeant but he wasn’t looking said Shirer fearful that they couldn’t yon can’t go back to sleep make a living if they came home Maury Sher my bosom companin Mebbe— but what about those back vates you so often read about ion from the cooks’ battery came here whom the Reich reached? They the papers racing in through the back door kind The that about go flashing Maury was slated to be transferred were living high— hobnobbing with unsuspecting our biggies and feeling inferior to $1000 bills before to a cook’s job at Madison Barracks headwaiters Will Rogers Jr is all nobody New York and would be leaving the "Won’t you have lunch with me? for a fast break with Franco he following day states in Coronet When the Axis is I asked Then I added quite casu"If you have come to extend the cracked he warns the Nazi "I’m the here at ally stopping aeason’s greetings comrade" I tolc will scoot into a friendly Spain Astor" him wearily "kindly do not trouble and be free to cook up some new His eyes popped faintly but To paraphrase Dickens barbarities against civilization Un- good soldier never passes up a free yourself any fool who goes about with ’Happy less! Carl Hbrmenn Frank We went back Into the hote meal on his lips should be the Czech who betrayed his people and into the terrifyingly smart din Thanksgiving’ boiled in his own alumguliion am for Hitler’s marks has more to shivburied with a GI breadstick in his ing room I smiled condescendingly er over than even Quisling Frank to make him heart Do not attempt to cheer me at the headwaitef according to Collier’s profile or think 1 was a cash customer at the "I’m not going to Madison Bar250 dered the slaughter of Czech hotel and he led us to a table racks’’ he shouted "Pm staying He had them shot down youths "Pm afraid you'll find the foot here Right here in the Replacewhile attending the funeral of a pahere dcpressingly ’dull’ I told my ment Center I’m going to be a mess triot also murdered by Frank’s mass "No ortolans or sergeant in the antitank battery A Morton Eustis describes ters They seem mess sergeant!" in Theatre Arts Monthly how a North hummingbird tongues to go in for plain but wholesome Africa air raid broke up Josephine I was dawdling over a huge chocoWon't you try the breast foods Baker’s act When the came of guinea hen with a sip of Onion late nut sundae the other night at the Josephine picked up and carried on Reine?” Club cafeteria when JohnService Soup Showing no war will rob perform"I don’t care if 1 do” he said ny Llsk walked in with someone er of that bow who was a dead ringer for Simmons "I ain’t particularly particular Jones of the Charlotte News staff about what 1 eat” The Front Tates: Sen Lodge who is a dead ringer for "My nerves are nil shot" I re- Anyone back from the battle areas blasted "New York tires Simmons Jones can’t be anybody marked airily the "rosy propaganda" back here Jones I decided so but Simmons I have to run abou' me dreadfully He plans to report to congress that I gave the low whistle The two nolens volcns— that’s Latin for "our fighting men ore mad because from one night club to an- saw me and came over of the false optimism of the news at It was Simmons all right He other brushing up on old friend Erudite Times home” opinion And I'm getting so tired of looked as if the two things he necdec ships the at moment most were boys are flunking a simple arithmea haircu cocktail shows and parties! Won' Last week they said: tic course and a kind w’ord of sympathy He you have a slug of hootch with me? "The first front is Poland the sec had the look of utter futility known I’ve got to have one” ond France and the third the Middle only to those who have been in the nervously and replied East” The day we Invaded the Eu- - He hegulped ten for less than Army days didn't care if he did I noropean mainland the same editors that "Well boy" I asked him "how said: "The second front is now ticed with satisfaction that he was do you like the Army? And yoU taking in all the propaganda about don’t need to lie about It’” A newspaper ablaze in Italy'' like the New York Herald Tribune night clubs shows and cocktail par "I don’t think I’ll ever get usee ties deserves every American’s applause "I’ve been pushec he aaid to "I'm a man of simple tastca my andiCcrowded and Thoroughly Republican but it never yelled at for both I said aelf” lifting eyebrows week now and it doesn't forgets it belongs to America which get any to give my face that bored expres made both parties possible better Maybe I was just born to slon "I can’t stand these silly mixec Civilian" I like my liquor straight be drinks Observations: The hungriest street "You should have seen Johnny I'm partial to Scotch” In the world— the one on W 33rd St and me when we got in" I told him "I'm rye man myself” he said "That’s been only four months ago between Fifth and Broadway Has 19 restaurants The subway ads The waiter who hod been standing and here we are being condescendthat read: "Sumner Welles is the by with a growlngly disgusted lace ing and fatherly already Them shrugged his shoulders and fetchcc were the days weren’t they Johncoolest man in Washington" two tiny flagons of the Old Enemy The old horse market on E 24th beny?" little at the sight His face sank tween Lexington and Second BeLisk sighed deeply "Simmons cause of gas rationing and rubber but I manged to keep up a sophist! don’t know the trouble st all" he ditto the trading In nags is enjoy catcd front I took a sip of soda anc said "When Hargrove and 1 had lifted the glass "Well here's look been In three or four days ing its biggest boom in 50 years they The with four rows of Ing at you and going down me” slapped u on KP snd slmost killc campaign ribbons and the sailor exThen the next day "Com on the com" he said wincus first thing "Look at all that fruit ing at the toast claiming I downed the yel- they put the two ol us to dcanini salad 1" low poison and to did he I bunglcc and painting GI cans until past supthe job though and had to use two per time" Your Broadway and Mine: Sallies In Oar Alley: Secretary of the Treasury Morgenthau went into the Hotel Delmonico pharmacy made a small purchase and handed The clerk the clerk a $100 bill failing to recognize him scrutinized the money carefully "I h6pe it’s “It ought to be” good” he said was the dry reply “I made it myAnn Corio mentioned alself” most daily by a racing paper (The Morning Telegraph) phoned the picture firm she works for and comSurprised at any acplained tress squawking about too much publicity they asked Ann what was “What’s wrong?” she wrong “My name’s in it so much yipped that people are starting to bet on me!” THE STORY SO FAR: Private Marios former feature editor et a Harrrova North Carolina newapaper hae Sees Inducted Into the army and la receiving bit bade training at Fort Brass Re hae been eJaailBed ae a cook and thli coupled with hi frequent atdfnment to KP have made him quite familiar with the ComRe ha alio learned a lot pany kitchen about the Sner point of Mgoldbrickincn and of other favorite soldier paiUmea has Re learned an ef the popular army Be ha become well slang expressions of other with a number acquainted rookies— as the first training period draws toward Its close this gang starts to break Is himself Just starting up Hargrove his first furlough Simmons knocked on wood "Well X’®e they must have forgotten me Washington D C een In the Army a week already KP on been BRITAIN VS RUSSIA haven’t and I yet" One thing which distressed the "You will brother” said Johnny "You will" Flying Senators on their ri"will Simmons said inspection was the intense "Hargrove" Rusyou please stop looking at my hair? valry between the British and can’t go ten feet without being sians in the Near East A soon The senators reported that around reminded to get a haircut as I can find a minute I’ll get it the Gulf of Persia where the Russians take delivery on U S cut" the British local 'Are you really haying a hard airplanes commander at first refused to let time of It?” I asked him ’Well after that talk I got from the Russians set up a local The Gulf receiving agency you before I was inducted I thought would be going through hell for of Persia long has been coveted by of means a as Russia The weeks d first three you the way to say the reaching the sea British opposition alked was terrifying east So I prepared myself for a presumably was based on this much rougher time than I’m really Finally the British government in London ruled that the Russians could getting "The drilling Isn’t bad at all I send an airplane mission to the Gulf suppose my dancing has helped me of Persia but even then the local British commander according to the there Anyway I even surprise mysenators delayed and tried to block self at it the plan "But the getting up and dressing Now however the Russians are in ten minutes! I’ll never be able to do it Everything is all right until established at the head of the Gulf with t comes to the leggins I struggle and work in close U S officials To save manpower with those things until I’m limp and I never do get them on in the U S army uses skirted natime Yesterday I Just tied them on tives to assemble airplanes under and for reveille and sneaked back and the supervision of sergeants Then the planes- - are doughboys turned over to the Russians for inIn test flights the Russpection sians cruise all over the Gulf of Persia area obviously have ample opportunity to map out the terrain The Russian base is commanded young general who by a gets along well with the Americans but is eyed with some suspicion by the British The senators also reported that when the British were a bit starchy about letting the Russians use the airport at Teheran capitajl of Iran farther north the Russian army sent in a regiment one night and without further argument took over the airport Since then the British have had to ask the Russians for permission to use it These are a few of the delicate "I can’t go ten feet without being reminded to get a haircut" he said problems facing the Allies in this section suspicious I’ve on them later properly put of the Near East where accordtried every way possible but I Just ing to the senators the chief topic can’t get anywhere with them" of conversation is the political "How are the fellows?” I asked between Russia and Britain him "Nice bunch of boys?" PATRIOTIC U S HENS "I was surprised at them” he The hens of America are really said "People I’ve never seen before and they all go out of their doing an right by Uncle Sam Their When we war effort is producing more eggs way to help each other were first inducted there were a lot han the country has ever seen of fellows I'd seen possibly once or Though we are sending 10 billion twice before in my life and we all eggs overseas 50 billion more reacted as if we’d known each other main for our frying pans This total of 60 billion eggs is an since we were babies’’ Even the domestic high too I’ve already "Then run 50 billion is an high Passed across some of the boys I know to around man woman and every Johnny here is attached to our batchild it means 346 eggs apiece for tery for rations and quarters and so the year or about one a day This Is Buster Chamley They do as much as they can to show me the is a lot better than the average At the moment eggs are "tight” ropes and help me along during this in the market because this is the awkward period” moulting season when laying al-- ReBut eggs will inways falls off Reading through the camp newacrease again when the hens resume paper the other day I noticed stoe production also when the ries written by Pvt T Mulvehill business falls off Private Thos Mulvehille Pfc Tom This is a new and unexpected turn Mulvehill Thomas Mulvehill (pfc) of events exThe tremendously and various other authors whose business was exnames bore startling resemblance to panded to take a full 20 per cent of pected Thomas Mulvehill Pvt or Pfc our but now the estimates and are egg crop The collection of literary dropping fast Reason is the Journalistic contributions to the Fort British and Russians after two years Bragg Post were all marked by the of dried egg diet are getting tired same flair for rhetoric the true gift of them They are politely telling of gab and a certain rich and gor- the combined food bo and and lend In the midst lease "Don’t geous sentimentality pass those dried eggs of a factual story about a group of around any more" college girl choristers coming to The dried egg business used a Fort Bragg for a concert the steady modest 10 million pounds before the journalistic strain would suddenly war mostly for cake flour and conburst into brilliant and majestic But the subfectionery purposes phrases such tfS "The Blankth Bat- marines have made shipping space talion recreation hall will burst into ao that space is not available tight golden sound next Tuesday night for shell eggs and the dried egg when the angelic voices of thirty business has shot up to a lovely Zilch College young ladies of about 400 million pounds capacity or "the Genpresent a recital Some of this capacity is now idle eral’s little son awed because of Allied distaste for the by the solemnity of the occasion product ao more fresh eggs will clung to his daddy's hand throughcome onto the U S market out the impressive ceremonies" This is what Is known as the MulARMY ADVISES HOUSEWIVES t vehill Touch The quartermaster corps feeds so The Mulvehill Touch is supplied at many thousands of mothers' aona Fort Bragg by the Public Relations that it now dares to tell those moth-er- s Office’s irrepressible and inimitharw to prepare a roazt of beef able whirling dervish Black Tom Experiments in army camps show Mulvehill a fantastic and unbelievthat if you cook a roast at relatively able Irish tyro who came from New low temperatures you will have 20 York City by way of Salt Lake City per cent more roast at the end Mulvehill of the great head Utah at Cooking high and the shaggy locks Mulvehill of shrinks the meat and temperatures dries up the the lumbering walk the man of a juices thousand faces arid a thousand According to QMC the desirable voices— Mulvehill it the Public Rerange of temperature is 315 to 350 lations Office's one spark of true degrees Fahrenheit CooUng an glamour our hope of Immortality eight pound roast at this tempera-tur- e Mulvehill is everywhere at all will require 4 hours and 10 Out of every hundred time minutes taken at Fort Br a gy— offiIn other words it takes more time cial or personal professional or amthan at a higher (at ateur— it is safe to say that the 400 degrees it takestemperature only 3 hours) flexible face of Private Mulvehill but you save the Juices save will beam out at you from ninety-fivand will have more roast to of them- Photographers have slice i no idea of how he gets into the hut a picture of any "Rcc" pictures WAR CHAFF hall in the Center will show MulveOfficials estimate that If Russia hill playing (He’s the one of the war out gets Germany will nearest the camera) to double or triple the numMulvchill's next greatest talent Is be able ber of fighter planes which now his ability to create wildness and Allied bombcri from England confusion at will His desk drawers C Fortress pilots are bulge and spill great quantities of not Many Flying but little fellows big unrelated papers old notes newswho have to stuff cushion behind paper clipplngt and weird personal to themselves the driver’s seat His working schedule and effects C Experts who know Italy say there methods are chaotic and unfathomable lie can write six stories at are 1400 railroad bridgea in that country destruction of which from once using every needed typewriter the air would cripple German troon in the building movement completely (TO BE CONTINUED) c ' - i t BID LAXATIVE HABir THIS EASY WAY ! 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