| Show n —"y- -' W THE GUNNISON VALLEY NEWS GUNNISON VALLEY NEWS FAKE PRIZE SCHEMES - GUNNISON UTAH NAUTICAL f X k f - i rather ancient scheme for j NOVELTIES the unwary from their money la being worked again both in the The following “Nautical Novelties" United State and Canada according are furnished by the U S Navy Reto a leading b urines men’s maga-sin- e cruiting Station at Salt Lake City: t - A " f mt ' T 5" tk nny prt “ "f k'0ful 'r0“ nn prt “" lMvrt prt Hum hv frtor ’' V" ovtlmAtd or v u L: l Deatroyeri of the United States navy are named after naval heroes officers and enlisted men who have perform ed heroic deeds while in the service of the navy whether in time of Jjac or war The modern destroyer of the United States navy is long slender ship of about 1200 tons displacement It has a length r of 314 feet (over-alwidth'W 31 feet and a draught of 9 ' feet 10 inches It has a complement of about 125 officers and enlisted — Thla year our merchants have worked hardl they have spent a Urge amount e of money to obtain a new and stock of merchandise for your approval Justify their’ faith in you by buying Gunnison Jjf if Talley Bank i th1!'' rSifdy'hS “Si m QffiVR Pke Complete Can ti ya( kor G$iiiifcU26 (tedt&ias TO TIIE FINEST FAMILY IN y" new vaivmn-hea- Tt Tp Will Solid SII DoublArltculald CENU1NE IIIE WORLD’ USHER W I) M NO nd Sh DRAFt SAFETY ' enW- 'uni AlitNDAuita’eoDia: - d UMII Cntnrcllu) Uul) mw VENTILATION MIOCXPROOF IMPROVED STEERINO THE ONLY COMPLETE aiEVaOLET FtaFECTED HYDRAULIC ERAKES (Wllh CROYYI SPEEDUNE OYIINO DIAMOND CUDINa CUSS AU AROUND ( PLATE MOTOR DIVISION P0 ' v (ai no CAll-PlU- xtra RIDE B ctf) SO LOW 1 -t Dirimrr mioc ICDMWCAA TMlPOtUrKW Iwii - jj noh fr- ’ J Ik uiyrs four Pi r your Chriatmse gifts in Gunnison guns 'one Dont forget — nothing ever paid gun and twelve torpedo tubes In four It is designed to triple mountings greater dividends or more handadme develop abouj 27000 horsepower and returns than loyalty to your home can attain a fpeed of 35 nautical town miles per hour A United states navy dettroycr M was the first foreign vessel to visit Yokohama Japan after the disas The first w trous earthquake- in 1923 American forces to report for ’active duty during the world war was a division of destroyers They’ arrived at Member ijT Queenstown Ireland May 4th 1917 a ' On July 7 1917 the United States' Federal Reserve System rs-Porter 'U S S J navy 'destroyer Federal Depoait Insurance Corp cued thirteen men and a black cat from the floating mast of the schooner Snetoppcn They had been in the water for seventy-tw- o (hours ’ ' T A destroyer of the United States' rofflcra And of the de- Everyone admits the high purpose navy JengOiens Hself from six to of laws tending to punish the man Inches when it speeds up to 30 ftr°yer U‘ S s 12118 eight 8lis Uhe securities Unfortun-th- e The crew of the United States de- knot This is due to the pressure of troyer U S A Ohilds wjien in Con-- ! ateJy however it is impossible to water on both sides Destroyers beout the wiP some stantinople of years ago hav more horsepower per pound adopted practice entirely 40 Russian children supplying the cause it la still illegal and inhuman weight than any other type of navy to no the suckers and annihilate for mearvi edumaintenance way their 4uf ship ' found to’ educate them of cation The first commander-in-chiThe United Fdaitw navy offers the the army and navy to hold divine serhad the Spaniard couldn’t too It’ of the nation an to vices for navy personnel was Presi- youth opportunity settle their difference with voting dent Franklin D Roosevelt On Eas- serve their country in an honorable machines than machine guns rather ter Sunday April 1 1934 the presi- profession with lasting benefits to the Individual in and of promotion absence in the a pay dent chaplain TRENCH MOUTH HEALED stood on the quarterdeck of the yacht retirement as' rewards for faithful Nourtaahal and read the service from service Your friends dare not say so but the Episcopal Book of Common Pray- your sore gums and foul breath don’t Rev I A Crwr pastor of 'AomSW’' tdon the burden of keeping the peace ChrUtin church of Lltchficl) If II I! Inside the ranks of the American asked the married men of his congro- - sold on a money back guarantee — federation or taking the initiative In nation to pledge themselves to kiss Gunnison” Drug" CoT their wives twice daily for six weeks starting trouble The action of the convention in vot-- ( This looks like another attempt at Ing ito go along with Mr Green and regimentation but it may be all right FIRE THEFT conservative heal if the wives don’t object the other ' and all classes of Insurance of organized labor would seem to Written show tiiai they favor craft unionism The trouble with the fellow who IRA OVERFELT rather than the industrial type wihich eays he can take a drink or let it Gunnison Valley Bank was first advocated In the United l0ne is that he generally doesn’t States by the I W W wem to decide to let it alone 1 l'v' f js - irifenl'The'artfiamfAJtonsktof nn mJ jf : : i in Gunnison Shopping ' The plan la to insert an advertisement containing a perfectly simple puzzle which anyone can easily wolve and offer prizes for correct solution A favorite prize Js a “building lot” Of course anyone who sends In a solution of (the puzzle wiins a lot but he Is Informed thst he will be expected to rdmit a small sum —in one case $775 —for the deed and other Incidental expenses connected with the THE property The "lot” Is very small and PROBLEM the $775 fees alone would net the seller arouriI $200 ah acre for some vVl Tit would be affine’ tThing‘ If every' worthless land member of congress weit to WashSo if the “winner" swallows that ington with this thought In mind: “Taxation is the blggqst internal design and finish than ever before bait he I out Just $775 for the privilege of working a puzzle while his problem of today” They offer much In the way of dra swinin apite of better business In spite provementa and gadgets Their pow-o- f name Is passed along to other dlers as that of an easy mark a string upturn in the national er plants deliver staggering There legitiare many perfectly the problem of taxation forma nee — you can push the throttle looms as targe as ever The deficit down and run up to eighty or ninety mate prize offers advert bod In varreremains and the national debt reach- - pa p h without trouble— so far as ious periodicals but e new and staggering proportion 'the mechanics bf your car are con-I- f quire a payment of cash before the prise is delivered are generally fraud”V we want continual go oil bud- - earned ould be shunned ulent and ness if we want real and permanent Jlowever the eropfoask placed on have must balanced a prosperity we speed has- been productive of one of budget We must gradually and ays- - the gravest national “trouble" Aut- TOE ESCORT BUREAU omatically lower the debt load We erica has knowm— the growing reduce taxes ’dertt toll And 'the driver who thinks The escort bureau idea which is 'Mo tt of the congressmen who will that seventy it safe because ft teems said to have gone qver big in New meet beneath the capltol dome next as alow as thirty used to should York Oity la being tried in Chicago to year are committed to a reduction in think again the Daily News by a according If hey keep Silent engine performance won't group of young men who offer thair governmental ex pen their promi'w 4hey will receive the help if we encounter a cement guar! cervices as escorts for young women nation's gratitude rail at high speed Effort! ateer for a fee of $10 an'evenlng The boys crash k are taking this means of paying their ing won’t make a head-o- n BUILDING A destructive Lack of vibration won't way through college the head of the WATCH help the undertaker patch us toge- - "bureau" says and further explains: “We operate on (the same principle For heer Tnchnta !hVr?fkl’!t It the body out with as the escort bureau established In is probable that the building of a But (these modern cars are magnifl New York by Jed Peckham who now fine watch makes greater demand cent example of has 1955 men on his staff and has upon the engineer than the producBrakes stop a the patronage of the highest' toddy -bl-ue-print safety tion of any other “machine” In com n rHort circles There are lonesome and daten“clln man UM TN U wpollly tru of A" less girls Jn Chicago Juat‘as In New y PH d“"nf‘'wHho“t w wry null wrlrt watch Wl-j- ria of pun- York who would welcome the ides their of Tntawcplc of going out for an evening with a WTM ' Some of a aifBcuitiw which 1M r intelligent dependable whMtorn t to fool I owreomo wrw ttcoHy dwcrlbwl Stwrin And manufacturers the tire proof young man Vfe have strict rules of n by Milbon F Mtnbya done (heir bit by reducing the conduct and never become personal have watch engineer who states that de with our clients It’s a business wlith d pttthv now wtdh lot iymny us" year’s safety Improvemass production sometimes takes a The rules provide that the ecort ment have been followed by more long as two years accidents not fewer accidents— and hall yever enter the girl's home or - After the drawings are finished Mt ' apartment unless two or more permMmtten imit coiwitruot ly ooMont that he shall not w sons are present Why? worltlnc model ofth nw talen h drink an hour ovrotl--rp- c take more tHan on "oUHn publlo Into wklmr oh by hand shall he report to lh ex and that of th lfd 1lh '‘foty obodt'th ilr of ntcM In when he recont bureau phone by J“‘ must ro turn th mM-ntlth Wy fwtor of wldr UUr ur turns the girl to her domicile Alo Of which to mutt hvo of the all murt the expenses nd Th tnoed pay the girl tilfi'hwiy freedom to movfc The moat tiny eo tVe evening In addition to th? e'Cfirt the wreww which pa Into the rim fee $10 I111 Mtl lh of th hnlno wheel nerly KOOO of for There should be msterlal noporrfomlnf which would hi' hold In nn trrdlnnry1 ‘1 are out Maybe you are lucky enough swell movie plot In this thimble w P or"' Th m'ovW pert mnt U ? LABOR TURNS DOWN not tlm only from metl t’oy wWeh-dRESOLUTIONS PfoUnd rnnetnher that 30000 peop e RADICAL contiwot or frpnd wVh chmren nliired r mor nl time mny The fact that the American federtemper twre othentr rcmlrity f our trert nd h h ation of labor In its recent convenmotion oould pot h ohttlnml Gret Jd - Dcnt tKt tion at Tampa voted stown four Mr r- Ingenuity U diplyed In Ph of comblrstlons which if they had been adopt metala3 of rangement d ami heeded by the American peooveitcme fihk difficulty as well TUGWELL THE of as to guard against magnetlwtion ple would seriously injure our forn EXIT the parts of government in keeping with the WTien th first watch c were made “How deep are the aources of your more radical thought of th day Is Is not definitely known biit Iheir Itvd'gnetion?” began the great reset-- J Indeed reassuring to those who Mil ranifartnrs Is5 'tippored to havetir jn m famoul Angelw speech have faith in our constitutional govinvention cf the K year aga And how's your '’wrath?” ernment the followed closely The fir-i- t two mentioned resolumainspring for clocks about the For as he amiably pointed out “the which '1500 It would be Interesting1 to com- - dJgestsWihing tions asked for legislation of our plutocracy'-parthe earlire crude watch? wi h wiij Hardly be mould take from the supreme court "Enemies' “pleasant" of th? nmt jbe recognised the magnificent by "pouring out the right to pass on the constitution e present day ypon them the Indignation we have alhy of legislation passed by The other resolution rejects And then the too much withheld" AmHollander Tlie who says that glorious peroration: “Our best stra- ssked for amendments to the con erica has nothing A® compare with tegy is to surge forward with the giving congress the right to the Dutch windmill should attend a workers and farmers of this hatlon regulate wage and hours of labor footbaH game and fee the cheer leadThe majority of the delegates evi Well the armies of the New Dea' t ers In action surged forward as no one knows bet- dently saw that the conferring of ter than the Republican party Du' such unusual power on congress would give an unfriendly legislative no Tugwell was there Presumably his indignation and his wrath were body which might be elected in the future Jort aa much authority ‘over not still functioning Hia voice like the incomas a eongre He was as silent as an abondoned resettlement camp ing one which bids fair to be frienl-lworkers reto the Mr sell now a that Tug S9 In a resolution adopted by the con signs the Washington expert refuse to be shocked He had asked for mor? vention all ruch dictatorial achemo money for his magnificent projects— of government as communism nazi-Uand fascism were condemned much more money And he got no inIlls was the best baritone The constitutional government of the crease with its balanced pow voice in the administration and the United State And the ere k the beet assurance for the prs handsomest countenance serration of democracy and the surgera wmuld have none of either Time alone can tH the full sig- checking of the autocratic tendencies Dirt the condemned in the resolution nificance of the departure pasaod Immediate gain to the country Is too by th federation It is more than substantial to be missed Mr Tugwell likely that many of the delegatee saw ' was not only the captain of the hate that the throwing of our democratic squad He reached In the opinion of governmenlt out of balance by curbthose who ought to know an ing the authority of the supreme high for muddling as an admlnis- - court or enhancing the power of contrator The end bfMr Tugs ell It gress might bring on the very thing! e resolved thus a good deal more than a against it in the resolution to the right”— whUh eon all too criticizing European dictatorial forms easily turn to the left” It takes out of government The convention 1?o decided to ’“Inof the New Deal picture one of I1 j most disturbing and destructive fig- - definitely suspend” the C I j ure The president could not have O unions friendly to the facthe tion Ameiicsn rather with than to to them or (presented people eject a mote welcome present— New York give them authority to organize th? Herald Tribune workers in certain lines of endeavor into Industrial unions after the th fe!e tad debt could be May)) Lewis plan This action it k believed will place on the Lewis fac- wiped out by a tax on straw Votes lwultr if Do Your Christmas Vearl A Peterson Auto Service Gunnison Utah r |
