Show Nose Solutions this on?" Only a slight quiver of betrayed her the curving answer passionate interest in their '"There’s only one thing we can indo" said Helen bravely “The surance will carry us nicely until the girls have finished school Father wouldn’t let me teach this year BARTON though I finished college last year By DR JAMES W and have my state license because IS very gratifying to note he thought I should get a good rest after my operation for appendicithe number of operations in tis But I get a good deal of sub- the nose and its adjoining stitute wf rk here in town and next pverv owm j Sinuses lsJegQITUng fe year I'll fake 'a school of mp In former Adele year and settle down to business of course Limpy days any little will finish college m k will fimsh high school next month—” the of £ a bent finishing1 Whoever heard school in the middle of the winter? said Aunt Olympia "A poor way to septum (partition between nostrils) run a school in my opinion” "Don’t blame the school” said or by an enlarged turbinate blame hone was “corrected” by g "Rather Adele smihrg minuses ti(m Operations often meant who simply will not study math and o membrane of the lining flurk it consistently year after loss Curb Number Of Operations Wanted — 2 Boy in ThisTT on Saturday Bi ehoni Mon- 0'j ferrod-Write BOB 1kui STREET BOISE IDAHO Limpy was a young lady— about like freshly laundered the hall curtains— Helen perhaps And here she found -1showed four doors three standing that Limpy was neither the one nor invitingly open one closed Aunt mjH&r the Senator's wife Linens (Mis Alcncon Dolnporte Slopshire "the other but poisedYx po’c t an tly be- 'Olympia took orieTofck at th6 closed tween the two with eyes turned aldoor and turned (fuickly away dabIVTark but rarely properly pronounced one and the other ternately to way Iowa at fuher went bing for the Slopshop furiously eyes "How old are you Limpy?” she neral Even in their sorrow the "You are to have my room Aunt TUST a touch of tin thiee riIs traj!K ally orphaned in demanded suddenly Rework Olympia at the end of the hall" adds distinction ti "Oh — about seventeen" said Helen said gently "I moved in here the double bereavement took plainnsDo these motifs in a color to tive pliasuie in tlut It was no Lim py with Adele That’s Limpy’s matejj the linen or in varied more than she should liur done "Sixteen room by the family Bible" it's so tiny there's hardly ural oq ors are then mother s own and only sis- coi reeled Adele ti They just room even for one" :!nS for cloths scarfs towels ter Still she was a si nator’s wife "Seventeen minus a small fracPillow There was no need for her to say and young ns they were and little tion" insisted cases So replenish ir line) Limpy they could not— not yet— bear to put ns they had seen of her the girls with these closet an I ou’U b "Sixteen plus and not a very big anybody not even Aunt Olympia in bad learned that si nators' wives plus either" argued Adele that room behind the closed door even more than ofliceholders them"Oh well sixteen plus is 17 mi “Their room" it had been their the nose with total or partial selves make unlimited use of the nRyear” to 8nd mother's father's the "Mother's mathematics n'oi'ding safe atlbi of "hnN pending Don t ou think it is very incon- - loss of smell and the loss of the ThN t flunk roonr’ (! fast year I prefer they had always eat Jed it was an important session too it beAuntie" said Limpy m her rosistlnff ’’ gruous power of the nose inJ though shared by both "that the highest in own defense ing election yeu Callers came to the door almost off infections a On the day of the funeial Aunt I Aunt Olympia flew out from WashQ s should be the lowest in geom- - warding The women kissed the Olympia was strangely quiet constantly Her otry and algebra’ You can’t help This added definite imporington Today the use of salt and all round One raised tentavoice when she did speak was soft tance to her coming Although Aunt girls thinking there s something wrong ei- - neater or epinephrine or ephe- tive lips to Aunt Olympia but was almost tremulous T Her oddly keen ther with the school or the teacher Olympia was a senator’s wife not deterred by a sudden drine solutions by shrinking tightening of pale blue eyes were gentle Though by any imaginative "There just couldn't be anything flight could pothe full flushed face she watched that went everything the lining membrane of the litical significance he attached to with the pupil" said Adele 'Tunny thing" she remarked on about her she made no com- wrong reher attendance at the funeral The "Well naturally not! Look at my nose give the necessary ment She objected to nothing She Senator had no constituents to be later in her resounding whisper lief in a great many cases how broadcast no scathing whispers For I y " Iowa was not his neck kissing seems to go neck and plai aled thcie "Anvhnvv the most part she watched the girls with bereavements In my Limpy finishes high This shrinking of the lining or state Brother Basmusson a deacon in opinion a kiss is not a bit more all of them together and each of si hool next month" said Helen mUcous membrane also helps them separately than a hearty handsympathetic Limpy in particu- "Then college That was the way thp mucous m the sinuses to drain the church that had been their fawe had planned and we ll just car- lar She noticed their mannerisms ther s drove over to meet her at shake and not half as hygienic” u Pr P y Dr Ainslie "Brother Ainslie" the their movements not even the in- ry on Majbe we can get a small the airport In Iowa City Their own Nose and throat house somewhere or a floor of tonation of their voices escaped her girls called him the district supercar would never run It specialists state that lay again She scrutinized their clothes and the housekeeping rooms and use our in the garage of Bill Blakely — one intendent of their Conference came if the air can get I take if a owm Even furniture cordial too and And if as sisterly understanding of their members— a twisted and by prearranged into the sinuses thus the neighbors trooped in between them and did not overlook school away from here next year agreement charred mass of metal from the colthem “ventilating” the very apparent affection shown Adele and Limpy can go right ahead lision with a drunken driver at the from all over the house from kitchthere would be no I will ends week come and home them en and by everyone who came to corner of North Square and Main dining room and from up- of muaccumulation We’ll have to give up the partheir door whether on errand of On prayer cous or pus in the meeting night it had business or sympathy sonage right away of course" The three girls Helen happened sinuses and thereby Aunt blympia drew a full breath The church was packed for the Pattern 6300 twenty-onAdele nineteen and many cases of cafuneral It was their father s own and opened her lips But for once in Limpy— named for Aunt Olympia-thr- ee tarrh and deafness proud to show it Pattern 6300 her life someone spoke ahead of church the biggest church in town years younger felt tearful sorwould be prevented contains a transfer pattern of It was Adele and both the minister and his wife her row even shame that they had not The drugs generally motifs ranging from 2 4 by had been warmly loved "Helen" she said "I don’t want The sudgone to prayer meeting with their used to shrink the inches to 2Vt by 8 inches matI don’t denness the tragic shockingness of to go on through college parents on that fateful night When mucous membrane erials needed color schemes the manner of their passing the want to teach school And we ought — th7 w?nt t o p r ay e r ni ee t n g—i f are epinephrine and (adrenalin) double bereavement To obtain this pattern send even one of them went— their father not to use up that insurance money even the dourifte" the Chinese Ylrug ble casket and the double interment cents in coins toTheSmvmg Circle" as we go along We ought to keep ephed always stopped at Karl’s Kandy In order to get the shrinking so- Household Arts — first in the Kitchen for an ice cream sundae on 259 West Last week history of the town — it for— for emergencies Dept the way home "Reward of merit ” attracted the morbid interest even it never occurred to any of us that lution into the upper and lower 14th St New York N Y of strangers he called it "Baksheesh” the The district superin- —sudden— and terrible things could halves of the sinuses the method girls now coming into general use is to tendent conducted the service They happen to us upset our plans Now said it was having gleefully adopted would have had the Bishop but he we know they can happen We must “lower” the head either well forthe word from the lecture of a rewas away With his secretary turned missionary trying to raise maksave as much of that money as we ward or to either side Dr Sidney Oakland Calif in funds for the further evangelization ing a tour of the Holy Land gathcan for— just such unexpected cri- N Parkinson of heathen Near Easterners I want to take a business the Journal of the American Mediering material for a report on the ses Salvage Job I state of the Armenians Their own course Helen I always did want to cal Association recommends that On that terrible Wednesday Nurses Out of Sky night church choir sang If even one of them had It won’t cost much either and won’t the patient lie on his side with the gone the Train Pontiffs Shy e Even in their sadness the girls take long I’d so much rather go head bent downward exactly spent over the sundaes at the Kandy Kitchen would have dein somber weight being on shoulder into business than teach school” black felt satisfaction The greatest salvage job in hilayed their parents’ arrival at the that Aunt Olympia the Senator's Shrinkage Methods Aunt Olympia started to speak to which the British navy story corner of North Square And Main W’ife was with them she also in and then wisely thought better of Some shrinkage is first obtained devoted eight years making more and there would have been no colWit more expensive respectable it This was the girls’ business not by the use of ephedrine solution in than 5000 dives was the recovery lision with the big car As they passed down the black hers She closed her lips so tightly an atomizer This may require five of $24800000 worth of gold from careening aisle they could hoar among the that madly along the icy streets with to ten minutes The patient is then the wreck of the White Star liner only a pale blue line remained stifled sobs of their friends among of their fullness “poor Bob" Saunders drunk at the placed in the sidewise head-lopoLaurentic which struck a mine wheel the tender murmurs But that night only their "those poor "I don’t want to go to college sition and solution of ephedrine is and sank in 120 feet of water off father and mother hod gone and now dear children” “sweet girls" in both nostrils placed After three said either” the coast in 1917 north Irish "You Limpy suddenly "the darlings" other w'ords they lay together in a double casket know Father always admitted he to five minutes the head is turned In the Allan Funeral Parlor awaitthat gave them a sad pleasure: France now has a volunteer was going to have trouble with me face downward to permit the solu“IIow about the future?” burial of on "the Senator’s wife" the morrow ing approximately 200 “flying Both "their tion and any mucous to come away eorps You can sec I couldn’t had been instantly killed in the very well aunt” nurses” women skilled in "flew out from Washteach school when I can’t even grad- from the nostrils crash "Poor Bob” had been tossed stairs where they wre interestedly as well as nursing ington” Even when used at home salt uate on time I want to take my who are ready at a moment’s nAunt Olympia displayed a proper through the door and flung across unpacking Aunt Olympia’s bag and share of the insurance money and epinephrine or ephedrine solutions otice to be flown and dropped with thirty feet of ice and snow and had tidying up drawers and closets with customary sorrow during the servgo to a big city and take some kind by this simple method enable all so ices frequently incurred only a broken wrist and a that fond license bereavement their medical kits at points where patting her eyes unof an exciting course in blessedly accords bruised brow something the lining membranes to be reached their services are urgently needed der her veil with a very fine perand—” and should give excellent results Dr Ainslie shook hands with evThe girls watching from the winfumed handkerchief When Limpy Keratin is one of the oddest suW hat kind of an exciting spraying or placing of "drops” dow of the parsonage saw Deacon eryone murmuring words of symshivered suddenly and was seized and course?” asked Aunt Olympia who up the nose ails to reach much of bstances produced in human Basmusson drive carefully up to pathy couched in Biblical phraseol- with a spasm of nervous trembling animal bodies Not only is it the this bndnS membrane their curb bringing Aunt Olympia ogy as far as possible and then Aunt Olympia put her arm around had hung on Limpy’s every word chemical basis and an essential said "Shall we "I know don’t pray?" from the airport her and stroked the slim exactly" admitted They did not as ingredient in such soft appendage All dropped to their knees beside in normal times run happily down knee with tender sympathy until Limpy "But the more exciting the 1 as wool fur hair and feathers better DUlTC 311(1 the steps to greet her hut waited their chairs They had gone through the tremor had passed Stage setting or dress de- but also in such hard ones as bereavements and knew what signing or acting or play writ- The parsonage was in quiet readidecorously insuie the door while the many hoofs nails claws and shells was expected of them Helen ness for their sad return Deacon assisted her up the icy Sister rather The glanced toward "Have Aunt only Pontiff of the Romai uneasily you any talent for any of Alhard steps and Mrs Cox family and was relieved to see her friends had Catholic church who ever rode Aunt Olympia who demanded had turned Olympia remained away from those things?’’ with the rest though not the funeral a kneeling railroad Vlttiers tan train while pope wa uni red Olympia and at in violently order to attend to the sight without some sniffy versity graduates) on health and fit Pius IX who trouble in her smart those final domestic from F846 to ‘t dcm of the sheaf of wheat and frozen rites The exttnlnk S0 said LlmPV nt'ss which information was handed 18?8— Collier’sreigned lilies on the front door broke into gray skirt which had not been fitted tra chairs borrowed from neighborhonestly on everyone to the students says they for prayer thv in sobs arc the open very axcrlmg and I presence of the ing houses for the influx of visitors toach to comZ Dr Amslie went into a detailed ’ three girls had been returned to their owners! cover some latent talent not They looked pale and y and 6rl were toS-of the Unforgivable Hypocrisy “n1 tiagc event and Pieces of furniture had been re- suspected even by me Anyhowyet stand young and frightened in their slim exposition correctly tuin The only vice that cannot be black gowns Adele both in mourn- dwelt at ardent length on the rare stored to their original in position of virtues the deceased parents and the room A cheerful fire is hypocrisy The repenforgiven ing and out wus the beauty of the had been mina tor themselves throughout lit tance of the pathetic estate of the three set a hypocrite is itself hypoou in the family but Helen’s quiet dignity und blazing wont get a share of the m- and would grate and a bowl sweet git Is until he had them all in of roses likely watch maternal gentleness were appealcrisy— Hazlitt the low table in surance till you’re eighteen Lm- - of them biightcned uI?SlUre children An ing and the quivering eagerness of tears Aunt Oltmpia cried too she the living room Food had been preHelen said uneasily py "Brother rtage means more room couldn’t help it But when he pared and the table laid fot heaH ilton w I have Limpy’s youth half brave half tertheir charge cl that yu the final and prolonged eh and mtostme thus rified carried her strnight to Aunt reached meal junga evening amen she rose as hastily as she When they had finished their dinOlympia’s heaving bosom it he won’ cue me e the Aunt Olympia had a series of emo could in her tight skirt and left the ner and sat disti aught and ill at money for an Hare la AauxlnC IUM ef room without a word exciting course m Rood mixing and absorb inn t tonal expressions ease the four of them before the with which the Ds Condition pi to "Flense excuse 'll : go with fire Helen had freshly stirred to girls later became amusedly familAuntie" said Helen iar and to which in time they acwiping tier life Aunt Olympia said with some "You must m go to college eyes ol bo corded the dignity of statistical abruptness liaurotiaB said Helen 2 And Adele must finish rfililtu larUX11" the training of the West She followed Aunt Olympia silentbiUow w numbers The first of these— the icilaf Iran dek hfBdBcfcr "How about the future'’ Hae Point you and then decide what she wants dots as recorced hv Mia urltcu Boonricd irilh rwoiliW"" one that swept over her at sight of ly up the stuirs The upper hallway William J Bare got any ideas- made any plans will be older then wide and SVitboct Ess and wH know me Jr the wheat and lilies on the parsonworked anything out in your minds better what spotlessly a wit fellcbtod man U to (B at wi she really wants" age door— manifested itself in a sud- clean— kindly neighbors had even about what you want to do— from Lrge for Lifetime Fitness rafaa tb uarcUan — amta no c t coy den quiver of what would have been to eric That- - fa la KX Tklilaa Mat a double chin had it not been for the vigorous hundred strokes waged upon it three times a day by the in51JI WNJ—VJ defatigable Olympia This trembling of the under-chiwas followed by a Time to now deep flush that descended swiftly from the roots of her hair out of while deep Sri1 III politician! upon public lavor lor their tuccu W ar con sight below the neckline of her mend ill b ou ballot cat lor "TU Honorbl Und lane" a dress by a hissing accompanied auction of the Ups which she finally W’ t rtmindwl 9'"‘ tns Lt 0tl PP'r' Wt ' “rtlw t youl brought under control bv catching it serial of fna yearM "ton to m! ‘J?’" Cla- sthe left corner of her mouth beAd murelimg twice a tween very strong white teeth tost On Mai tiaiM vviim v fiivnvOn "“’ quick’ march) or mtrm rare occasions of absolutely unconport Slop Mr hi Olympia a politician bom and mad and thir thro here sit up trollable emotion us now this exorphaned strairht niece the tag Helen fh beautiful Adel and tha Help limn Uranae the mess hail eat slowly puj m h Limpy pression spent itself in explosive of Harmful Bod chw raise his chest Senator Slopthir i running for subs 8nd dra Yur kidney ar against Govrnor Wilke’ ®tlJ W hi stomach" i( Aunt Olympia never surrendered autUM Iron tha blood t ?: 7!? t r aoBMtlmo laf la thalr tdnaya It is this One after another long to emotion am dad — Be aa Natur Ini in "holding" H er "J fco°JI- - °f ® she drew the girls to her in a paslon9 :th Mm and ha than ImpurUia tbat U t on h rostrum with him apaM and rjratam J7° sionate embrace and began divestwaving lollypops and shouting “Vot for Papa body UkacbinarT It it feymptoiaa but bo ing herself of her furs with a bustouching up to Aunt Olympia to Del the d the Govrnor Th thm nloca Iron Daratataal baadarbaatlar’ba Uiii h tling show of energy a Iowa ar the heaven-sen- t 7—m lattinf up Bight aaraUtn instrument to elect their “Unde l°r£'1 Badar tha ry— —a (ealinf Aunt Olympia couldn’t take her Lncy during h So brgin ao ot pap and oHdT and th mddat tala It would eyes ofT Umpy of Am lean politic If Limpy had fairly Otbar Him 4 kidnay Of b!addV 0 UK e for rt 111 Har an annatlawo taken her breath away Aunt Olymto stand sidew5 rom"’!c "J Yo“ but Soo traquant artnntkoa vot fo — Th Mp Und" u’ncv " Honorabla our "natural" mannerVh mi!r0r pia hadn't a very clear idea of what Ybarw abrniid ha m doab tbo iai she had expected Limpy to be Snaatmant la nriaar ba one thing draw in ik!' d? kOaan a ’Ula Joaa'l ka0 T" sometimes she had thought of her abdomen nd Irian da for oro tbat This one T 'bay bar rV as the child being spanked for her rmnl ac- ta a drawing in DEGINS — SERIALLY An raaomwaaadad by fratafta P THESE COLUMNS or mischief and then remembering gtvi 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