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Show Overneard by Little Henry. Unkel Bill sez when he sees a young man with a safety pin in his nektie that the young mans ma is still dressin him. Mister Jones sez hindsite is better than foresite if you go at evrything bakwards. My pa sez when a woman goes to a millanery opening within 2 days she will eether think her husband Is a brute or a angel. Grandpa sez he dont kno which to be sorriest for the rich man with the fulish son or the fulish son with the rich pa. Willie Smith sez he would run away with a cirkus if it never played anywhere excep rite here at home. Dokter Ferguson sez lots of children inherrit there parunts indijestion be-cos be-cos there parunts buy cheep candy. Unkel Bill sez the only way to keep on bein a bachelor is to tell one woman wom-an that all the other women are pritty. My pa sez sum people will ride a free hors to deth, and they hav a hobby thay will almost talk evrybody else to deth. My ma sez when a man sheds teers at the sad things on the staige it is a sine he will tell his wife to laugh al her trubbles at home. My teecher sez we should take sum grate man as our moddle, but the trubble is not menny grate men die sune enuff to be grate very long. |