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Show RAISED FROM SICK BED. HE REMEMBERED. After All Hope Had Vanished. mb, REASONABLE MAN'S LONGING. A Thr nn who huvt C.niM uir.tnl tn.!r In t lit lttn la whal dramas rvtf. ar ot!trs wli tll tm that filfison of emit of I. is Kiris too niinJi throat: w Tln-- r t,is ThT K Financial Fact. As solid truth oil ilds may take: I town b the street named Wall. 8ur ll In, do not a fortune make. Nor tips a gdd u h.ul, Iuck. VERY CRUEL. who iirgn oono rnIng monk v and man: Tl.r ar thorn who nr rly yarnlng To find out th plans of Japan; As for m, I will rnnJhMy say That my tronhh-- would nil disappear If 1 know how to live on my pay And save up ten thousand a year. sir Tin SfiOGLGS poopl ip p "And did your uncle remember you Well, he remembered me, all right, but that was why he didn't mention me in It. glar? She feels sure of It. Why, In the name of goodness? Because, when he gets up at night to get the baby a drink he never falls over the furniture.' Houston Post. It Is a proof of nobility of mlr.d to despise Insults. Latin proverb. Sold by all dealers. T.0 cents a box. Foster Mllbtmt Co., Buffalo, X. Y. Then an those who are foolishly trying NAME WAS A COMPROMISE. To find out conditions on Mars. And others who wish to p dying they might have soft seats In the Wht-- Showed Practice. You say she suspects that fn years gone by her husband was a bur- tuner returned. s In his will? Cogno Explanation of Remarkable men of Nevada Town. cars; TScnnre people kn-- who sIkI for permission l To pllanliy brfoVe kings; There nre few wjio an In the position To praise all sublunary things; As for me, I would cease to sad, Ami never again would a tear He wrung from my heart If I had Ten thousand clear profit a year. foolish rmn nr who go fretting And slating for more than they Who wrong tli-iown kindred, forgetting I low nI; r That vhe Is the kerm of greed; t heated they are who still borrow The troubles that wise mn Ignore Who smart under Ills that May scatter where ills an no more! As for me. I would blissfully shout. Tin welkin should ring with my cheer. If I in some way could find out How to save up tn thousand it year. S. K. Kiser, In Chicago Record-HeralI low PRESENCE OF MIND. Wife Well, Ill bet you a box of cigars. Husband No, I wont bet! Wife Youre afraid you'll lose. Husband No, Im afraid I'd win. Not Guilty. Now, Mrs. McCarthy, said counsel for the defense, "please tell us as simply as you can your version of this affair. It is alleged that you referred to Mrs. Callahan in disparaging terms." Not a bit av it. I didnt say anny-tliln- g about disparaging nor dlspara-gu- s nor anny other garden truck, ex- cept that I said she had a nose loike a squash and her complixion was as bad as a tomato in the lasht stages. Yez can see for yersilf if it aint the truth. Chicago Record-Herald. Extremely Proper. No, my dear, you cannot go into The back is the mainspring of womans organism. It quickly calls attention to trouble by aching. It tells, with other symptoms, such as nervousness, headache, pains in the loins, weight in the lower part of the body, that a womans feminine organism needs immediate attention. In such cases the one sure remedy which speedily removes the cause, and restores the feminine organism to a healthy, normal condition is VEGETABLE COMPOUND Mrs. Will Young, of 6 Columbia Ave., Rockland, Me., says : I was troubled for a long time with dreadful backaches and a pain in my side, and was miserable in every way. I doctored until I was discouraged and thought I would never get well. I read what Lydia E. Pinkhams Vegetable Compound had done for others and decided to try it ; after taking three bottles I can truly say that I never felt so well in my life. Mrs. Augustus Lyon, of East Earl, Pa., writes to Mrs. Pinkham : I had very severe backaches, and pressing-dow- n pains. I could not sleep, s and had no appetite. Lydia E. me cured Vegetable Compound and made me feel like a new woman. Pink-ham- FACTS FOR SICK WOMEN. For thirty years Lydia E. that boat, said the New England chaperon to her young charge. Why not? demanded the maiden, naturally angry at being deprived of her row. Because I heard somebody say the other day that she was hugging the shore. Baltimore American. Oi say, Bill, bring up my when yer comes up agin. Superfluous Advice. If you want to be comfortable and prosperous, said the man who takes a friendly interest in everybody, you should go to bed with the chickens. 'Deed boss, answered Mr. Rastus o Pinkley, in disyere tired kin weather dem chickens don go to bed early nuff to suit me. Washington Star. Henry, Undoubtedly. What makes you think it was the spirit of your husband that was mate- rialized? Oh, there couldnt have been any mistake about it. When I got up and called Henry he kind of shriveled up and then disappeared, just as he used to do when he was alive. Chicago Record-Heral- d. A Slight Mistake. Vegetable Compound, made Westerner Oh, yes, Ive heard of from roots and herbs, has been the in Grizzly Gulch City. brother your female standard remedy for ills, a road Hes agent. of has and positively cured thousands Easterner Sir! My brother is a women who have been troubled with agent, sir! displacements, inflammation, ulceraWesterner Well, I knew it was tion, fibroid tumors, irregularities, like that. New York something periodic pains, backache, that real-estat- e , bear-mg-do- feeling, flatulency, nervous prostration. n. Lippincotts. Australias Wild Oysters. Oysters are sometimes regarded as dangerous but they are not usually considered savage. A Queensland Judge, however, has decided that they are wild beasts. Before a royal commission on the pearling Industry, which has been sitting at Brisbane, a witness stated that eight years ago he had laid 100,000 shells In the neighborhood of Friday Island. The Japanese stole the shells, and the district court judge held that as pearl shell oysters were wild animals there was no penalty for stealing them. NO Weekly. GUSHER But Tells Facts Abouf Postum. We have used Postum for the past eight years, writes a Wis. lady, and drink it three times a day. We never tire of it. For several years I could scarcely eat anything on account of dyspepsia, bloating after meals, palpitation, sick headache in fact was in such misery and distress I tried living on hot water and toast for nearly a year. I had quit coffee, the cause of my trouble, and was using hot water, but this wras not nourishing. Hearing of Postum I began drinking it and my ailments disappeared, and now I can eat anything I want without trouble. My parents and husband had about the same experience. Mother would often suffer after eating, while yet drinking coffee. My husband was a great coffee drinker and suffered from indigestion and headache. After he stopped coffee and began Postum both ailments left him. He will not drink anything else now and we have it three times a day. I could write more but am no gusher only state plain facts. Name given by Postum Co., Battle Ella When I looked out of the car Creek, Mich. Read The Road to window the first person I saw had red Wellville, in pkgs. Theres a Reason. Ever read the above letter? A new hair. Does that mean good luck? Stella Well, it was certainly a one appears from time to time. They are genuine, true, and full of human bright outlook Chicago Daily News. IT WAS. Pink-ham- s indiges-tion,dizziness,- or Nevada man bating extensive mining claims In the goldfield region tells of a lucky strike that was made last year near Carson City, a strike that proved to be of such promise that a goodly sized camp Immediately sprang up around It. owners The two principal mine an Irishman and were, respectively, a Jew, and as a compliment to these leading citizens the camp decide! to leave to them the bestowal of a suitable name upon the new community. There followed many conferences between the two, none of which resulted in an agreement. The Irishman stood out for a name that would suggest Ills native Isle, while the Jew was Just as insistent, on his part, for a name that should he suggestive of the chosen people. This deadlock continued so long that the rest of the camp grow restless, and finally insisted that there should be a compromise. So the new camp was called Tlpperu-salerA 1 d. LYDIA Mis. J. II. lIvntHlt, f.i Fountain St., Gardiner, .Me., says: "My back used to trouble im so scum ely that at last I I had to give up. tis.k to my bd ati'I hlnjrd theie four month., tufiViing Intense pain. dlz.'.imss. headac he ami of tiio T h o it g h bladder. without hope, I began using Doan's Kidney PI!ls, and In three months was The trouble has completely cured. Interest. |