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Show twain on money. NORTHWEST NOTES Too fitrong. Humorist Points Out What H Considm the ers Some Wrong Conception. woman ha Indicted of charge unlawfully enclosing 2.uou acre of government laml In VV tuning. Franklin M. Barnes I charged with having unlawfully taken a.oftn.ooq feet of timber from government forest reserves In San Miguel county, Colorado, It Is officially stated that $5,210.20 represents the loss to the Great Northern Kx press company In the rob-lerof the companys strong box by two bandits, near Seattle. The house committee on public lands has reported favorably a bill allotting In the state of Wyoming, under the Carey act, 1,000,000 acre oi land to be subject to reclamation. Meager details have been receiver of the killing at MusKctlshell. Mont, of a woman named Mrs. Wesson. The tragedy occurred in a valoon and two men are being held pending an In A Mark Twain said that the financial panic has caused a wrong Idea of the use and value of money, "The spendthrift says that money, being round, was made to roll. Tho miser says that, being fiat. It was made to stack up. Both are wrong. "Strangely wrong, too. In tbelr Ideas about money are tho veteran Australian gold diggers. These simple old fellows, though worth perhaps a half million or more, live In the simple dugouts and shanties of tbelr lean early days. "Once, lecturing, I landed at an Australian port. Thero was no porter In sight to carry my luggage. Seeing a rough-lookinfellow old leaning against a post with his hands In his pockets, I beckoned to him and said: "See here. If you carry these bags up to the hotel I'll give you half a crown. , vestlgatlon. "The man scowled at me. He took The federal grand Jury sluing at three or four gold sovereigns from his Denver has reported sixty Indictments pocket, threw them Into the sea, for unlawfu rcowled at me again, and walked away Including twenty-sifencing of public lands, thirteen for without a word. perjury In obtaining land, and one for timber trespass. HER PROTECTOR. The body of William McCruden, known as the "Catholic Kid," who was lost In the mountains near Salt-esMont, early In December, was found last week by a party of search ora, including Robert McCruden, s General Demand of the had engaged. "The man took hold of the step and shook It Ab! sure said be, lts too sthroog, It Is. What are ye afraid ofr y g The "The traveler In Ireland will jo well, recently remarked an attache to our embassy at London, "when he engages a jaunting car to make sure of the step to which. In mounting, he must trust his weight The carman does cot hlp him to mount "I am afraid that step is loose an American once said to the driver he "As be was talking, the thing came bis hand. This mishap did not, however, em barrass the Irishman, for, with the sunniest of smile, he turned to hla fare saying: "Shure, now. Ive saved yer honor from a broken leg! Harper Weekly. off In I of tho World ha Well-Inform- ed always been for a simple, pleasant and efficient liquid laxative remedy of known value; a laxative which physicians could sanction for family use bccauso it component parts are known to them to bo wholesome and truly beneficial in effect, acceptable to the system and gentle, yet prompt, in action. In supplying that demand with its excellent combination of Syrup of Fig and Elixir of Senna, the California Fig Syrup Co. proceeds along ethical lines and relic on the merits of the laxative for its remarkable success. That is one of many reasons why Syrup of Fig and Elixir of Senna is given the preference by the To get its beneficial effects always buy the genuine manufactured by the California Fig Syrup Co., only, and for tale by all leading druggists. Price fifty cents per bottle. Well-Informe- x SICK HEADACHE Positively cured by these Little Pills. They also relieve Die tre from Dyapepala, In digestion and Too Hearty Eating. A perfect rem edy for Dlizlneaa, Nau ea, Drowalneaa, Ba4 Taste In the Mouth, Coat ed Tongue, Tain in th e, brother. Twenty houses on the east side of tho main street of Tonopah. Nevada, were destroyed by a fire which originated In a lodging house. A high wind was blowing and the entire city was endangered. The loss is estima- ted at W. $150,000. d. She Is your brother still the same level headed, sensible fellow he used to be? He Yes, he Is still a bachelor. Not Such a Foot. Side, TORTID LIVER John was a Chinaman. He had been They regrulate tho Bowels. Turely Vegetable employed as a cook In a family in San SMALL PILL. SMALL DOSE. SMALL PRICE, Francisco. During many years he never failed to be at his post of duty. Genuine Must Bear One morning, as usual, the family asSignature sembled for breakfast, but John was nowhere to be seen, nor did he send word what had happened to him. After several weeks he re appeared with the REFUSE SUBSTITUTES, symptoms of a severe cold still clinging to him. The master of the house greeted him by saying: Well, John, INSURE YOUR HEALTH we were wondering what had happened to you; but I. see you have COMFORT caught cold. John indignantly proon stormy days k tested, saying: Oh, no, sir; me no by wearing a catchee coldle, me no such foolle; coldle comle to me. Fac-Simi- le J. Arkell, well known In Reno "Here, nurse! Whos that young and once a prominent stock broker at that's always following you His a is chap Manhattan, Nev., bankrupt. I he a beau of yours? around? assets are and liabilities $279,040.66 sir. Dats Jimmie Ilawk-shano, "Oh, of some worthless mining stocks and I hires him to prode detective. about $200 in money. Arkells liking me from kidnapers an things!" for fast horses, it is said, is the cause tect w, of his downfall. A case involving mining property In the Silver Peak district valued at approximately $10,000,000, and which has been in litigation In the Nevada courts fer the past twelve years, was completed in the district court at Reno, Nev., last week, and will be submitted to Judge Pike in briefs. It is announced that the Madison River rower company has secured option cn all the electric power plants cast of Billings, Mont., including those at Columbia Falls, Forsythe, Big Timber and Livingston, and will run a power system from the Dakota line to Billings from one central station. Glen Holbrook was found not guilty at Antonlto, Colo., on the charge of murdering M. W. Lowther, whom he shot and killed at Alamosa, Fedru-ar- y 20 last. Holbrook, who was in Mrs. Lowthers apartments when her husband unexpectedly returned, claimed that he shot lowther in self-defens- e. From his cell in the Alameda, Cal., jail, where he awaits sentence for the murder of Mrs. Vernie Carmin, formerly of Springfield, Mo., Mark a Wilkins has sent out word that the woman who had lived at Elmhurst as his wife, and whose body he buried in a shed behind their home, was not Mrs. Carmin. Federal Judge Hunt of Helena has granted an injunction restraining Butte and Anaconda Typographical unions from interfering with the transactions of the business of the Butterick Publishing company of New York. It was alleged that a boycott had been placed on the concern by these unions. Helena has been visited by two distinct earthquake shocks, one Tuesday ; , and the other Thursday night of last week. The last shock was severe enough to throw one West side woman into convulsions, and it made several other people quite 111. Houses rocked violently and dishes rattled and pictures became askew. And the Moon Man Laughed. They were jogging along the old road ana cupid was so busy that the young man dropped the lines either side of the runabout. It was then that the wise old nag turned lazily around. "What are you looking at? queried the owl by the roadside. "I am reading between the lines, laughed the old nag as she gave a horse laugh and showed her long yellow teeth. FIT THE GROCER ISH How's This? SUCKER We offer One Hundred Dollar. Reward for Catarrh that cannot be cured by Hall'a Catarrh Cure. V. J. CHENEY A CO., Toledo, O. We, the underatgned. have known F. J. Cheney for the last IS ream, and bellere him perfectly honorable In all buslneae transactions and financially able to carry out any obligations made by bis firm. ill )aae of W aiding. Kinnan A Clean - Light Durable Guaranteed Waterproof Martin, Wholeiale Druggists, Toledo. 0. Hall Catarrh Cure la taken Internally, acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of tne system. Testimonials sent free. Trice 73 cents per Dottle. Bold by all Druggists, Take Hall'a Family Tills for constipation. C A TfiWte 4 CANACSA $322 Everywhere ed. CO osrowru s UfWTCO tMOlT CM Wife Made the Suggestion. Woman Owner of Large Ranch. Lady Ernestine Hunt, eldest daughA grocer has excellent opportunity te know the effects of special foods ter of the marquis of Ailesbury, owns A Cleveland and operates a horse ranch at Calgary, on his customers. on a of land nearly grocer has a long list of customers Alberta,acres in stretch extent 40,000 ;hat have been helped in health by eavlng off coffee and using Postum The butcher should be careful how Pood Coffee. he steaks his reputation. Keep the breath, teeth, mouth and body He says, regarding his own expeantiseptically clean and free from unTwo years ago I had been rience: and disagreeable odors, healthy germ-lif- e which water, soap and tooth preparations drinking coffee, and must say that I was almost wrecked in my nerves. alone cannot do. A was I germicidal, disinfParticularly in the morning ecting and deodor-- , so irritable and upset that I could izing toilet requisite hardly wait until the coffee was of exceptional exserved, and then I had no appetite for cellence and econbreakfast, and did not feel like atomy. Invaluable for inflamed eyes, tending to my store duties. throat and nasal and One day my wife suggested that uterine catarrh. At inasmuch as I was selling so much, drug and toilet Postum there must be some merit in stores, 50 cents, or it and suggested that we try it. I mail postpaid. by took home a package and she preLarge Trial Sample pared it according to directions. The one. WITH HEALTH AND aiAUTV BOOK SCNT PNKC My result was a very happy nervousness gradually disappeared, and THE PAXTON TOILET CO., Boston, Mass, today I am all right. I would advise everyone afflicted in any way with nervousness or stomach troubles, to Millard County, Utah. We sell you Is Only a Girl, But a Good leave off coffee and use Postum Food aha aXima the kind of a ranch you want. Write ns for prices a Gmoka la cigar Read Coffee. and particulars. HOMESEEKEBS REALTY Theres a Reason. BOX OF 50 FULL SIZED COMPANY, Greenriver, Utah. The Road to Wellville, in pkgs. HA VANA CIGARS, $1.25 Ever read the above letter? A new Why pay 10c for your cigars when you can bny a box your lucky foretol,1 60, with pleasant aroma and flavor, direct from ASTROLOGY orunlucky one appears from time to time. They of periods manufacturer for $1.25? The kind your dealer seUs es and for 10c. A cigar yon can offer to your friends. Send are genuine, true, and full of human Give r re. for a trial box I will receive y our orderssu - TOILET ANTISEPTIC axran?s" esotreatro1 1 buy itf repeat xIEKBKRT EATON. 13G St. Nicholas Ay .. NewYork. I birth, hour, date, place. Samuel uth Century Astrologer, Box 12. Tropica, dufomla! |