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Show WHEN THE CITY HCr.CE SHIED Uc Food rmadcjwithalum baking powder carries alum to the tomach unchanged. Scientists have positively demonftraledthls and that i( jg vrTf - OF DEAN SWIFT. ESS King y of All Cough Medicines. Mr. E. G. Case, a mail carrier of Canton Center, Conn,, who has been in the United States service for about sixteen years, says: We have tried many cough medicines for croup, but Chamberlains Cough Remedy is king of all and one to be relied upon every time. We also find it the best remedy for coughs and colds, giving certain results and leaving no bad after effects. For sale by Gunnison Co-o- p. r.it PRICE Itching and Protruding! Piles Bucklens Arnica Salvo is, tho & j Also best for ents, best cure made. burns and injuries. 25c at Paul vonj Xordeck's, druggrist, CHAUFFEUR LAUGHED TOO SOON Forjjot that Accidents Sometimes Hep-peto Touring Care. An antique milkman driving n venerable horse of hatrack proportions was slowly ascending a hill la the suburbs when a hoary touring car of the latest faahlcn rolled up behind him and then whirled by. As the car passed the milkmen tho chauffeur looked around at tho ancient outfit with a derisive smile, and then saluted It with three hoarse honks of tho shrillest proportions. Two hundred foot away tho car came to grief. A tire blew up with a startling report and the great machine camo to a sudden stop. Then the venerable milkman clucked to his plodding horse and urging him into a trot passed by the car with head well up and a close copy of the chauffeur's derfcdve smile on his weatherbeaten countenance. And, as he passed, he stooped and raised his milk bell and gave it three mighty rings, and jogged contentedly along.- - Cleveland Hain Dealer. n QUALITY SELLS. :ze Gunnison,rr Utah. I p Victor 'Talking TVlacliiiies. Standard of Perfection. Sold at Eastern Prices. Freight Paid Style Z $1- 5- 5 down, $2 a month. 5 down, $3 a month. Victor I $25 Victor II $35 Victor Cough Remedy. III Victor IV giving Chamberlains Cough Reme-- , dv to small children as it contains no opium or other harmful drug, It has an established reputation of more! than thirty years is the most successful medicine in use for colds, croup and whooping cough. It always) cures and is pleasant to take. Chil- 25-2- 7 Sold by Gunnison dren like it. $7.50 down, $4 n month. $-4- 5 $10 down $5 a month. $55315 down, $10 a month. No Interest. Dayaes & Romaey Piano Co. East 1st South, Salt Lake City. p. Ia Praise of Chamberlains Ceugh Remedy. 'cT E TH There is not the least danger in Co-o- Silly Idfas About Napoleon. Thackeray once saw Napoleon on Iho Island of St. Helena. The novelist he was horn In Calcutta, in 1811 was on his way to England as a child. "Our ship touched at an island where my Unci servant took mo a long walk over rocks and nills until we saw a man walking in a garden. That is hf, said the black man; that is Bonaparte. Ho eats three sheep every day, and all the little children lie can That black serving lay hands on. man was not the only person of the time to believe the story which be J for Yourselves. Bleeding, la Chftmbtrlaifls k- Gome and See Furfol Fste. is a fearful fato to endnro the I can! terrible torture of Piles. truthfully Ray writen Harry Colson, of Maonville, la., That for Blind, No Opium You raw-In-g It Humor In Hi3 "Kults ?.rd Directions for Servants." Thero was a servant problem wT.cn Dean Swift v.as idhc jual as there Is today, and he died In 1 74:',. m his 'Rules aid Directions for Servants' he wrote: When you have broken ail your earthen vessels below stairs which Is usually dene in a week the coprer lot will do ns well; It can boil milk, heat rorrklge, hold small beer; apply It Indifferently to all these umS, but never wash or scour It." And again: If you want rarer to a tear the first book you fowl, siugo ace about the house. WIjjo your shoes for want of a clout, on the bottom of a curtain or a damask napkin." In or ho use roasting goes on, boiling," rone but tho largo coals and save tie small ones for the fires above stairs." Another touch that might havo been written is the followa "When butler the plate cleans ing: I. a vo the whiting plainly to be seen In a!I the chinks, for fear your lady r.ould not Lelleve you had cleaned It. Once more: There are several of ways putting out a candle; you run the candle end against the may wainscot, which puts the snuff out Immediately; you may lay it qn the ground and tread tho snuff out with jour foot; you may hold It upside down until It Is choked In Its own grease, or cram it Into the socket of the candlestick; you may whirl it round in your hand till It goes out. to-da- Well Give cow ho cut up v.orfo cup-r- a than any ratlvo horse did over rn automobile. As there are more cows than autos In that port of Long Isand, tho city rb-i- horse has had to r.o back to tho stones. New York Sha. gt CLOTHING A store A SARCASM Mens and Boys a the such food I is partly indi gcftible and unhealthful. m Winter Line cf g Baking Powder - ! Put C:wld t? Stand Clgh- - of Cow. down on A countiy sturuKAoper a lot of had who Island has Long to refusal trouble because h!s bora? get used to autorr.oblU-- cam to town the other day and bought a horse which had been condemned by a store. Although tho animal wasn't fit for a delivery wagon In Now York, he was ail right for that kind of work In the coar.try. While the native horn- - down on Lon Island wore dong all sort of tunts when they ret an nutomot'U on tho road, tie New York castoff trotti! fcrently by iho blgg'si and noisiest machine roen la that locality. The fdorcVoepr-- r has tho laugh on 1.1s rivals. Ho r,u sn jlccaM that ho decided to fell hb. ether horres and put city na p? In their place. Lot his Joy didn't If."' Lug. The first tWne Be Sure to Use Only Cream oi Tartar: i- k2 Weight of the Earth. A cubic foot of earth weighs about five and a half times as much as a cubic foot of water. A cubic mile of earth then weighs 23, 642, 200,000 tons. Tho volume of the earth is cubic miles. The weight of the world without its atmosphere is f.CGO, 250, 000, 000, 000, 000,000 tons. If we add to this the weight of the atmosphere given a hove we get a grand total of 0.000,255.81900,000,000,000 250,880,-OuO.OO- tons. O Tbro is no other medicine manu- factured that has received ho much praise and no many expressions of gratitude as Chamberlains Cough Remedy. It i effective, and prompt relief follows its use. Grateful parents everywhere do not hesitate to testify to its merits for the benefit of others. It is a certain cure for croup and will prevent the attack if given he first appearance of the disease. It is especially adapted to children as-i- t is pleasant to take and contain Mr. E. A, Humphreys, a well known resident and clerk in the store of Mr. E. Lock, of Alice, Cape Colony, South Africa says: I have used Chamberlains Cough Remedy to ward off croup and colds in my family. I found it to be very satisfactory and it gives me pleasure to recommend it. For sale by Gunnison Co-o- p. nothing injurious. |