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Show TEN YEARS OF BACKACHE. Thousands of Women Suffer Same Way. In Night Sveals ths Mrs. Thns. Dunn, 153 Vine St, Columbus, Ohio, says: "Ftr more than ten years I was In misery with back-nchThe simplest housework completely exhausted me. I had no strength or ombl-tlon- , was nervous and suffered headache and e. "So you wish for the hand of my daughter, do you?" asked the great lawyer of the young man who had sought an interview. . "Yes, Mr. Smith," said the young After dizzy sjk-IIsthese years of pain I was despairing man In question. "Gertie loves me and I am making a good Income." of ever being cured when Doans KidThe lawyer mused for a second or ney Pills came to my notice and their j so, use brought quick relief and a permarubbing his chin thoughtfully, then he looked up: nent cure. I am very grateful. "Gertie approves of you, you say, Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box. Fosler-MIlburMr. SpIIks, and no doubt you are Co., Buffalo, X. V. fully aware that what Gertie determines upon It Is of no use for me to The Two Versions. objection to?" raise At a dinner during the recent EpisSpIIks modestly admitted that he did copal convention at Richmond a young osses3 the Imputed knowledge. lady sitting near the bishop of London "Then," said papa, going on with the said to him: "it is an open secret conversation, Bishop, 1 wish you would set my that Mrs. Smith favours vour suit, mind at rest as to the similarity or Mrs. Smith when know and that you dissimilarity between your country Insists, it matters not one jot whether and ours on one point. Docs the but1 raise objection or not?" terfly because the tomato can? Young SpIIks owned that the case The bishop laughed heartily at this bad been stated exactly. vivacious sally. Not so a young Eng"Then," said Smith, and for the first lishman of Ids party, who, after dintime a shade of Interest crept Into his ner, sought his host. voice, "why In the name of common I want to know, you know," said sense did you call to ask my consent?" he, "about that joke of Miss B s. to tell the truth, Mr. Smith, "Why, She asked If the butter flew because said SpIIks, frankly, "I was curious to tomatoes could. Pray tell me what know how you would conduct the dethe point Is." Lipplncotts Magazine. fense, so to speak." "Young man, said Smith, solemnly, EYESIGHT WAS IN DANGER "take the girl and welcome; theres a great career before you If you will but From Terrible Eczema Babys Head leave the banking business and take To summer In a swell resort a Mass of Itching Rash and Sores Is more or less a treat; Dali." for the up reporting Maily But It is rather costly sport Disease Cured by Cuticura. Tour money has winged feet. A RELIEF. And so the fellow who Is wise Our little girl was two months old Will buy some drug-stor- e tan And for his breezes compromise when she got a rash on her face and On the electric fan. within five days her face and head Chicago Dally News. were all one sore. We used different remedies but it got worse Instead of Giving the Boy a Start. "I better and we thought she would turn wish, said Mrs. Struckoyle, in blind and that her ears would fall off. great perplexity, "I could think of some good name for the baby. She suffered terribly, and would scratch until the blood came. This "Suppose, suggested her husband, we call him after a distant relative went on until she was five months old, of mine, who is a preacher. I think then I had her under our family docIve never spoken of him, but tors care, but she continued to grow "Is he a good preacher? worse. He said it was eczema. When "Oh, yes; hes orthodox, and she was seven months old I started "That suits me exactly! exclaimed to use the Cuticura Remedies and in Mrs. two months our baby was a different Struckoyle. Well call him Orthodox. Chicago Tribune. girl. You could not see a sign of a sore and she was as fair as a newA Mutual Service. born baby. She has not had a sign of You always start the phonograph the eczema since. Mrs. H. F. Budke, when that young man calls. LeSueur, Mina., Apr. 15 and May 2, 07. Yes, answered Miss Cayenne. "He thinks it Is a polite attention on my Natural Error. part and it protects me from his tireHalloa, Scudder; what are you some efforts at conversation. WashJessie I suppose you are enjoying building a motor shed? Star. ington your vacation? "No; just a hat box for my wife. Jack Yes. It is something of a FINE FINANCE. relief to have a real excuse for not do-ing something. n ( the of Essentials Cough. E. W. Walton, Condr. 8. P. Ry., 717 Van Nes 8t., Bin Antonio, Tex., writes: During tho summer and fall of R02, my annoyanco from catarrh reached that stage where it was actual s, misery aud developed alarming eymp-tomcough, such as a very The Handy Man. and head the In and pains night sweats, Whll we ure much in favor of chest. I experimented with several K.ich man li is merit giving:. remedies before I finally decided The chap who'a handy round the house to take a thorough course of Peruna. ('an seldom make a living, Twoof my friends had gono so far as lie may be good at driying nails And washing up the dishes. to inform me that tho thing for me to do But when It comes to getting rich, was to resign my position and seek a lie takes It out In wishes. higher, more congenial climate. Everyone thought I had consumption aud I CHEAPER. was not expected to live very long. Having procured aomePoruna, I de- cided to give it a thorough test and applied myself assiduously to the task of taking it, aa per instructions, in the meantime. The effects wore soon apparent, all alarming symptoms disappeared and my general health became fully aa good as it had ever been in my life. I have resorted to the use of Peruna on two or three occasions since that time to cure myself of bad colds, (5MG03(!), 9R0QJ3S HE WAS CURIOUS. 8-- deep-seate- d so-call- Cheerful, Anyhow. "Hello, sport; I havent seen you for 10 years. How are you getting on?" a And Im "Oh, you?" " "Oh, I'm a multi-millionair- e. multi-failure.- Hows This? We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any rase of catarrh that cannot be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. F. J. CHENEY & CO.. Toledo. O. We. the underslcned, have known F. J. Cheney for the last IS years, and believe him perfectly honorable In all business transactions and financially sble to carry out any obi Ira t kins made by his firm. Waldino. 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To get its beneficial effects always buy the genuine, manu factured by the California Fig Syrup Co., only, and for sale by all leading druggists, Well-Inform- ed Well-Inform- U-- , to recover, under the Employers Liability Act. raised he testified, "My boss, I married. and No, I my wages, got swear I shouldnt have got married if he hadnt raised my wages. But the court held, after hearing all the evidence, that the plaintiff had been guilty of contributory negligence; and the suit was dismussed. Puck. When the Wind Blows Right. How far is it to the stock-yards- ? Stranger the town. Chicago Tribune. ed well-know- W. N. Not Indemnifiable. The unhappy man was now seeking Native Right here. Cant you tell by your nose? Stranger No; been smelling just like this ever since I came in sight of Salt Lake City, No. 38, 1908. He said you were extravagant. Yes he expects me to live nothing Journal. and save half. on Chicago Up-to-Dat- 'e. 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