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Show What Situation Was Worth GUNNISON GAZETTE. KMtm cfximiix 0UNN190H, a American nauw Manila, oA i to lose that office, for It represented Propriety of Keeping Up Appear- his ambition and was in tine with his ances Impressed on Officer UTAH. "Hut I do not know Holding Important Corpora- achievements, are what you driving at, this officer uu railed in tion Position. continued. Tbit hows (bat It Is not Some months ago an officer holding an Important post in one of the greater ot pot at huts received a Kindly, almost neighborly, call from one of his fellow directors. This officer had letuttied from a brief vacation trip. The fellow director said of their long lo hint that In vh-friendship and their respect and eat li for the ability and achievements of the other, be was goMimes bat plainly to that ing to officer. Then he pm this question bluntly to him: "Wbat will jou be willing to pay to keep your place?" It seemed a strange question. The executive officer did not know at first what to make of It. He haw, of course, that there was home kindly, although hidden. purjKi'e in the question and so he answered I - the hpirlt In which the Inquiry was put. He said that, of course. If it were nectary and was the proper thing to do. he would rather pay a large mm of money than matter of climate. cJu-rutlv- Judge Blizzard Ik running for office )a West Virginia. He should he a good heated-ter- candidate. Kvcn the president of & glue company could not stick to bis place. It Is filled by a new man. Any fool can start a war, but wise en are needed when It comes to deciding on the Indemnity. Edmund Clarence Stedman sa (here Isnt much money in poetry. Nor in prose either, for that matter. War has broken out between the Hip Bing Tongs and the On !xong Tongs la New York. They ought to he pinched. long as J. P. Morgan likes the companionship of that small grand daughter, you can't make people believe hes bad. A e An eastern paper is discussing "the origin of pie." It may bo observed, tn passing, that everybody knows what the destiny of pie is. Disease Then the officer was told that while, of course, it was Impossible to take seriously the question. "Wbat money are you willing to lake to hold the office," nevertheless there was a price which he would have to pay and that price was this: He must give up ostentatious living, he must be especially careful to observe local ordinances, not driving recklessly with his automobile, he must be careful to keep all the appearances of propriety, he must do all things that a citizen should do, and If his dlsjiositlon led him to genteel dissipation, riotous living or to ostentation then the giving up of those things was the price lie would have to pay if he desired to keep his office. And the reason why that price was exacted was that as officer of a corporation in which the public has invested heavily he must necessarily public opinion even in the conduct of his private life. New York Letter In Philadelphia Press. sober-minded- , self-respectin- g he-e- Quinine candy Is raid to be a novelty that the children cry for. What we need now Is a pill that doesn't have to be swallowed. Air is made to enter the chest by (enlarging the chest cavity, or thorax. 'This is accomplished by a downward movement of the diaphragm and an outward movement in all directions of the lateral chest walls. This is largely accomplished by the muscles which lift the ribs and pull them outward from the center of the body. The lungs are emptied by the natural return of the parts to a passive state, when the muscles cease their pulling ;upon the chpst walls. In ordinary deep respiration, when the bre;lhing movements are not interfered with, the movement consists chiefly rif an enlargement of the trunk in the region of the waist. There Is at the same time a marked bulging forward of the abdominal wall. This style of breathing is sometimes, though incorrectly, termed abdominal respiration. In abdominaf respiration proper there Is a forward movement of the abdomen, but without marked enlarging of the waist. Abdominal respira-- A defunct sea serpent may not be much lo contribute to civilisation, but Nevada trusts civilization will take the will for the deed. Russell Sage attributes his longevity to his sticking to work. Clipping coupons must be a healthful as well as a pleasurable exercise. Frof. Ross says Americans are "engulfed in a sea of fads." One of our lads is listening to queer remarks from college professors. The playful idiots who put apple-jacin a can of church lemonade should have another kind of stick applied to them externally. k P. Ramanathan, the Hindu missionary, says wealth Is the American peril. He doubtless comes to remove as much of the peril as he can. That Massachusetts judge who says an umbrella is private property doubtless will forget all about it when he happens to be out on a rainy day. llumorous Description of Modern Woman Who Explores House and Makes Some Interesting Discoveries Therein. Met such a dear child in the park. Sb delighted with her that I could not ;keep myself from rushing up and kiss- The valued New York Herald reports: "Fatal Deaths in New her. Yellow Jack seems 10 ing On asking nurse whose child it was, be more virulent than ever this time. found most curious thing it was my Asked the woman if I had any ,own. King Edward is said to be annoyed more like it and was informed there when beautiful women enter into open were two others equally charming, rivalry for his smiles. He might avoid Really delighted to think one has the annoyance by making them form certainly ,uch nice children. Shall a line. 'call in at the nursery I suppose we and see the others. I It will be hard to make the experi- jhave a nurserj might take them some toys I believe enced boy believe that a s only I dont know machine with a capacity of forty pies children like ones have ala minute can turn out the kind that what these particular ready. Perhaps it would be safer to mother makes. take chocolates. By the way, the disagreeable person A Jersey City girl slapped a man il met in the hall a few mornings ago because he called her a Nan Patter-eon- . She is probably sorry for it now, though. Only one New York paper Not Wholly Crazy. published a picture of her. A supervisor of an insane asylum inmates directed one of the Lord Byron's record swim to the ,to whitewash the walls. The lunatic Island of Lido In Venice has been beat- idid as directed and really performed a en by Prof. Zennaro, but if Prof. very creditable job, but for some unis wise he wont undertake to foreseen reason he had neglected to beat Lord Byrons other records. whitewash a space over the clock. Orica-Forty-seve- i g i j , half-witte- Zen-nar- o STORY- - Caddie' Lew of Temper ExcuaabU Under the Circumstance. A very pompous, very aelf sufficient and very bad golfer w ai once playing over an Irish course. He bad a M caddie a battered old Irish peaaant, with a very knowing twinkle In the corner of his eye. After each a trek aud each stroke was cruel bard on the green turf of Ould Oireland the vainglorious one said to hit caddie in the most lordly fashion, "Replace the turf, caddie!" Quietly and patiently the caddie went through the performance, thinking volumes and sa)ing nothing at all until the eight eenth was reached. Then, as the last duffed shot stumbled its way to the putting green, and "Replace the turf, caddie! rang in his ears for the last time, he turned with a look of ineffable scorn upon his august employer and said, "Arrah. is it replacing the turf youll ho bidding me elo? By the holy fly, itll be returflng the place well be all doing when jou're gone! "The King." TEA Tea has more to do with your thoughts at table than anything else of your fare? waist-constrictin- A g TEA , disease-producin- g London Punch Drifts Into Sarcasm Luther Burbank suggests that men be cultivated as plants are cultivated. Men would hardly be worth the trouble. Plants have no innate depravity. pie-makin- new golf Publishes Racing Tip. resident of n Jnidon suburb who thought he had a sure tip on the race lion is most frequently seen in seden- !or the Stewards cup. turned In a tary men and infants. The opposite Bre alarm so that he might common style of breathing, known as costal :cate the good news to as many of hi But the ofbreathing, is seen in. women who ha- aeighbors as possible. ficers of the fire department were not garbitually wear ments. The principal movement is sporty and turned him over to the po 'ice. at the lop of the chest. Neither costal nor abdominal respiration is capable of bringing the lungs fully into action. Only such porThe bulk of people prefer tions of the lungs act as lie in contact with a portion of the chest wall to be humbugged yet; we which moves during the respiratory effort, and in those parts which lie in will always. contact with portions of the chest suppose they Ymir return your money if you dont Ilk wall which remain Idle the air stagnates. Carbonic acid gas and other poisonous matters accumulate. The Diamond Buying. living cells are thereby poisoned and A first water diamond, says the Mingerms and paralyzed. Pneumonia is of uniform luster and microbes and ing World, other color, free from cracks, bubbles, especially the germs of tuberculosis cloudy spots or streaks or incisions are likely to find lodgment in these of any kind. Any of these objection idle parts. The paralyzed cells are able features can be told by usually easily overcome by the invading holding the stone between the eye germs and so an acute inflammation and light or more so by being Immay be set up. or. still worse, that mersed in a liquid with high reflecdreadful disease, pulmonary tubercu- tive pow er, such as oil or cloves, linlosis, or consumption, obtains a seed oil or kerosene. The operation of cutting frequently produces cracks, called feathers, so that the stone should be purchased after it has been cut in every instance. The Importance of Proper Breathing Germs Find Lodgemsnt in Unused Portions of the Frequent Cause of Lungs Dread Tuberculosis. really d TEA turns out to be my husband. I had quite forgotten about him. He was We want you to have the pointed out to me at the play last night. money, you know, if you Visited children this afternoon. Quite an adventure. Wandered about dont like Schilling's Best a lot at first. No idea had such a big Your grocer returns your money tf you dont IUd house, and at last found myself in Schilling's Best. Discovered most obliging, kitchen. Eutopia on a Maine Island. person, who offered to show me where Swans island in the county of Hannursery was situated. Children rather shy at first, but cock, has neither paupers nor thieves soon came up to me to make friends. Tramps can not swim so far. The Wanted to know where I lived and island contains 13,000 acres; populaOne of them tion of 1,000, largely engaged in lobwhat was my name. seemed to remember meeting me in ster fishing; has three chyrch.es, three the house a long time ago must have schools, no lockup, no poorhouse; been when children were the smart light taxation; nobody rich, nobody poor. All doors are devoid of locks. thing. Couldnt stay long, as they dont All laws are automatically enforced. seem used to cigarettes in the nurs- Lewiston Journal. ery, and I was due at the club for bridge. Shall certainly call again when I am less busy. Quite decent How many fine thoughts children. London Punch TEA "That is very well done, said the lie along that word of three ! supervisor as he returned to inspect, letters: but catching himself up short he deWhere . none admire, tis useless to manded: But why did you leave that spaco Where excel; none are beaux, tis vain to be over- the clock? a belle. Oh, I dont believe in working Lord Lyttleton. overtime, was the response. t-e- - -a |