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Show Th Ideal Husband. ' The real Ideal huaband should bs a buay roan and ooe whose day la eery full. Men are not happy without plenty of work; and a man who haa no outlet for hi energy elsewhere be. towa It on his household, with gen arally unfavorable results. Lady St. ileller In leisure Hour. TEA We like to pay-o- the ut money; wont you please take some? Uk four rorr rium fwr atoaey If f M. SrhllUnfa Use of Corals Is Ancient The use of corals by Infants while teething Is at least 200 years old. TEA Do you like your tea? Do you like your tea? Is it Schillings Best? Yr grwrriurn your muii.y If you don't Job Computed. Andrew Pinkham, a well known farmer of North Monmouth. Me., one C? the tonn'a solid men, and at one time state senator, used to tell the following atory on himself: "When I mas a young man, my brother Amsa and myself mere plowing one day. 1 was holding the plow. Amsa mat driving, and roy father was having general oversight of the job. It was very rocky ground. I was rather atout and mas getting about minded. Finally I could stand it no longer, and beThe Secret Out tween gasps I called out, 'For thunder That poet didnt make a dollar out sake, atop those horses, Amsa; you're of his great epic poem." yanking the devil out of me-- ' Father looked up, and. In his moderate way. "Kiactly." "And his Ode to America fell flat said. Drive on Amsa; drive on." "Thats what." "Well, how Is It he rides In an auto Few Suicides in London. mobile now?" London has fewer suicides tbsn any "My friend, hes the author of a pop- other great capital. Wblle Paris has ular song entitled. My lloney'a Black 400 suicides per million per year, LonEx de Chlinbly-Back- , don hat only ninety. Jump Jim-CroIn de Mawnln'!" Atlanta Japan's Only Lake. Lake Rlwa la the only large sheet of fresh water in Japan worthy of Opportunity. Is thirty-similes long, "How do you regard the latest mention. It and miles twelve its greatest wide, movement in iolltlcs? about 300 feet. depth "It doesnt cause me any uneasiness," answered Senator Sorghum. "A Two English Cities Keep Walls. political movement Is like a train of cars. If you stand In the middle of York and Chester are the last the track and try to stop It, It will do cities to preserve ihlr .v alls intact. Hut is It all damage. right for the man who will wait for It to come alongside so that he can get aboard. x likelt Valuable in Business. Learn to get along" with men In a business and social way as an adjunct to our business capacities. Whether It bo natural or an acquired virtue It will count for much In the career of any man. Yonlers Statesman. Not Loaded. Rh1 Flail Cro A lfcrjr Glue,.only pack Maj belle Clarence and Jack quarI qu. Th Rush Company, South Untl .10(1 reled alxwt me! Eselle How exciting! What did "Bakers Dozen. do? The phrase "bakers dozen" arose they Miybelle Oh. It was awful! I came from the custom of the trade to al- Into the room and they were waving low thirteen penny rolls to each dozen at each other. pistols sold. The same custom still holds Were Estelle Pistols? Mercy! good In the wholesale book trade. loaded? they Maybelle Not a bit they were as Do It Now. sober as could be! If you are about to make a trip any where, let me know. Pleased to glv Good Society on the Farm. you full Information as to low rates Mrs. Waldo (of Roston) I have a ser em summer of train this plenty Fe etc. mark The from Santa letter trade vice, your uncle James, Penela the sign of safety, speed and ease. me to spend the sumwants who lope, C. F. WARREN, mer on his farm. Qenl. Agt., A. T. & S. F. Ry.. Salt Lake Penelope (dubiously) Is there any City. Utah. society In the neighborhood? Mrs. Waldo Ive heard him speak You may have observed that a loafer or the Ilolsteins and Guernseys. I prenever considers himself a loafer. sume they are pleasant people. BosI)0!CT FORGET t. ton Christian Register. TEA Two ways to deal: (1) let for herthe buyer look-olook-ou- There is no middle way. Your frrot-e- r return your money If you like Schilling's He.it. dont The Really Strong Mind. "The mind that Is parallel with the laws of nature will be In the curreut of events, and strong with their Emerson. strength. TEA The majority buy poor tea. There is plenty of good. Your grocer returns your money If you don't tike Schillings Best. Generally Justified. There always remains a suspicion in the mind of the most devoted wife that perhaps she could have done better. Atchison Globe. TEA Three-quarte- of rs is not very good; the tea whats the use! Your grocer returns your money if you dont like Schilling's Best. France. Cremation The cost of cremating a body in Trance is only three francs. In it la of Ami that this chronicle bears witness. At the story goes, Ami was clearing a bit of woodland on bis farm one day when a hunter happened to let fly a bullet in his direction. The missle whizzed close to Amis bead and burled Itself In the dead tree he was Stunned by the sudden chopping. shock be fell to the ground and lay there dazed and helpless. As soon as he could gather himself together, bis first words so It Ls said were: "Am I dead or am I not? Am 1 alive or am 1 not? Atn 1 Ami or am I not Ami? And If I am not Ami, who am I? Cleveland Plain Dealer. almost Impossible for a single man to save money and a married man doesnt even try. Its All Hallows THE BOARDING Friendly Encouragement. Pearl All of their friends advised them to elope instead of being married in the regular way. Ruby I dont see why their friends should care. Pearl Oh, yes. Elopers never expect wedding presents. Looking Out for the Family. Snlggs Arent you working any more? It seems that every time 1 pass your house I see you looking out of the window. 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