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Are jolt mre nu didn't drink too much?" ho a. ed. "You hun me wlo-Ilka you ald Mr. Jenk. aomewbat thm, Commonplace Life. cammanplaaa lift." wa aay and HORSE RODE TO FUNERAL w U'li, Iconic End to Career of London Animal. Hard-Worke- ? Put ny Mu.uld wa idch a we The txnmneopUoa eun In tla ivmim.i.. lle.e eky Melo up I le we men pin re dv are aomnienplaea The m.n m.e'iti t nil'll. And the newer that ilna. Hat blue in , If u ad ear ua ahou.d fall and the And tied, who eiudlee earh V is a true and pathetic atory hoi v, ll w told to mo day or two ago by a medical frtcud of mine who has au rutilv and peculiar practice in the reuih of London. One Sunday morning, during the boi-tr-l In tome round da), he wia to an omr.ibu yard a quickly a It that one of the hone-- , drivt n to dt by tbw heal, bail insist d on climbing Into th u p r pobua, Inutead of taking it sition alriligrde the (Mile The Muffle-me- n had pH ti e animal r borne, out of tb bus, hut the during the coiirae of tin ii.cgle. bad Out ol ruttiuiui.piiiee brauurul whole. an aala llm of a ai.d the bud Put daik were the world, and hi. t), Huareia Ijm Wot Her lr k- eon I. nuikre Ilia tiuean C'Milldca. po-tlhl- V n k bad "1 drluka." only taro email Mr. Jen!, wa 1111 lay bark on ber pillow I ruler her pare be bim. inoal can fu! In bt tow all hi - the to tlu.r proper place. Ill deter-minefeet ir.it x a. re bur!, and lie w to rhnw M wife how unjurt iand-Itiher u pieiora wrre. lie wa lit ti.e Man. u iry In the Co tin r of li.e room win n tdiu upoke ar.iiti, and ll wa t..il ro tnucb the Halt, r aa il.e manner t.f her word! that cm. "C! nrl. the raid, "you rule! t wi! s'l.p irtiiii-- Pi ll- -. t tie hot water futiret. Tl al'a lidr! yoj'xe wjkii d pion 1o-- t. to quenc And thw k the ta-Uu- pliMar iritr; Ul1 A il.ai I i .p Njp r rkh In il r.iKJ. Great e brottli. i nur Na'ift't J.firttc al.J Toa Small OrinkA" Ttu-rla a man bp on Capitol Sill who tup with a r umber of old rub lore cbuttii two or itir.m lin, a year, ml ueuaiiy after one of thrae an ffii.tM rw; Ui Ih HUS ' "T0 f V.V.imYAV.lf .VV.V.WWAV.V.-.W.VAV.- - Abientmindedneai " rlafped her In bi a nr. a And In pito of tho Joy of bl emotion, both ayaa wera aieady and welt behaved. Ilia left ee. onte o and o diw-Bing, brained with a perpetual .rail It waa made of plai! fiMon Iterabt THAT WAS FATAL BLUNDER V.V.VAV unable to remove the Lous Franrum i::it;,iMi lift hon njiin.iiig in itn ft.iiin! of mini! cf a man ho has diciiUU to jump off the Eiffel total r. Ci ill ht!y il.i-iaa no luck In Hie for him. tie iuh time tn Ies thnn a jear he lii-- l Hat morning received a letter in his mall that dealt a death blow to l.U hopes. A letter that contained a jmlite refusal to hi offer of murmro made the week be- Into ihelr a peal of laughter that wrecked suitor's hopes. ttoulil-b- Ihm!- - trm the lm-td- e of the omnibus, ami thug it happened that they were compelled to harncuw two other hcrM-- to tin-- vehicle and carthe corpse to the drag of . penter show, in order that the 'hu talJ: li .1 ai Jivh r 'f?n ?. t r M b tt y h!n. it u A mere trick of tervousr.e, my nlehl he taken to hn s. Truly. It is m:ip in Tf.ui mo i r iKu tlni of our Th.nke1r ij upt'taiii tfir Ititf dtar sir. It til puss away with ad- better to de gloriously thnt to live Not uv. hr5l I'ririyurlrl? ilia out a life of hateful and Ignoble bond'hu art t.r.ir tt han n ail aah CAB IN FRONT OF ENGINE. vancing age. KVVmV fori Hut w hut good would It do FrnccoH age. It would he infcrt stlrg to know far. or krrr or may h.rO of our T nrtrkiv-tn- c rrlend. you Tlu 0'rrrlir t ! to have a normal eye at CO? Ho would the thonghl of the !)er bun burses My. New Tpe of Lcccmotive Used In AH fnua trv. b H tf f.irw 2 mm on seeing their foimer comrade riding, tfcdlh tin r0ay doUitMiii be fiiu-- r for his grave than for j IW Kklrrti. Some Fa'lroid Systems. rhnrt of fipon. grf!id or Ani s fhrri l tr.tn nr i,nmmutol hp, f h it. fore. like any gi fireside by that time. mestic An rf! thmigb the m with tafoi r ih the rah biiiniiv j Jitjt mi! ay, b. Of fMrimU kM mifh truftl, which Aa I n r it ih).tii cl 'jt r oii may understand streets of tandem The Fk tch. You must not think that this Ictte Accordingly, i on the fii.i.t In Im n !'-ra hi our Tn of pn 4tifcciv Thu TV lr T,11 fl',',r Kr.t I..MIM lljc4 linn HU (!.- - Pari.lc Ci..-for Mitro came for the tenth time flora the the poor man's feelings aa he left Ink 4pp In tt!Mn fnir to MM I, u!.itnry New York Tim ltkl-tame hard hearted beauty. No, In- his bouso that, cold, gray morning. and tat oin.t f ihis roit'drue-lioAnd time prate peach Warned Away. I .... It was February and a high wind lit- - n In u.-deed! Franrol lime also parbasso was not scvernl ill by rake and who tat tl Anna, who combines the duties f a was wind Bethat scattered such blowing, of on lmrriuiiilie SouthItaiinn Tho capable yenr rullvx.ijs. waitress and doormnld iu a West Or a1.. Iikr tn.inr. prater the wine and ern rallw.i.' (of Iialv) hn recently side. the real truili of the matter r a sixth struct board! Dg bouse, Twenty Oha- im a eon gout. as that it was not a woman he so aa the proverb added to ii ( ii ;i: nt some cm : weighs 190 pounds. Every time lb was non.e a it for; of sighed ardently this compound And type. yet were Vatel or the great door bell ring she has to climb a He dreamed l Dupre clans, and conjugal happiness. They arc of tho too. would praise tbee In flight ft stairs from the English steep Alive, ii.'-y- , own of bis table, with the cell in front of ihe truck of sitting at the heuj rondeaux. basement. After four or five trips the and firebox and the cylinder at the when nothing would ever he served gets winded. rear end. Tin- real is carried in that could possibly sugge-b- t the mena be Sloper, wbo bad gut In tke habit of And house. a of longel bunkers at the side of tho firebox boarding forgetting bis latchkey, was tbe bane (four tons raparii) . and Ihe lender for a cozy fire where be might smoke of Anna's life. One morning last bus a cylii. lricaiHank. The firebox his pipe in peace nnd listen to the week bo moved; but he did not forget wife. Idle a of chatter pretty is of the lltdpalre type and extends Anna. For tbe Joke of the thing, he For Francois Iiarbasse was by no over the frames. 1 he cylinders are stopped at three or four employment all in a row bdilml the smokebox (at means Insensible to feminine charms. agencies on Sixth avenue and left in love with He bad fallen the trailing end of the frames), and desperately orders for waiter girls to be sent , whose beauty bad for all of them drive the middle driving Mile. X around to tbe boarding bouse on ate long seemed to bim the perfection ol It all came about through farmer tbere, headless, trussed, and stuffed, axle. proval between 10 and 12 that mornThe arrangement of the cylinders earthly grace. CulHlne's reprehensible habit of din and garnished. The gobbler gulped ing. silin a suffered be For and valves is peculiar. The two long time cussing bis affairs with all the world with emotion as be followed the picFor an hour or more Anna toiled cylinders are on one side ence. Then at last he ventured to and bla wife. It was natural that ture to It finish. A shudder ran up and down stairs. Tbe mistress was and the steam distributor is con- propose. and feathers the through audience, Cuisine should swell with pride as be Poor Francois. His request was met out, or she would have quit the job, tiembled like the leaves of ihe forest trolled by a single piston valve and viewed his flock of Thanksgiving turshe was so tired. Finally, flinging with a clear and firm refusal; a no Walschaert valve gear. The two when a storm approaches. Each turnevout ln excuses, wreathed keys. They were birds. Fat and key saw bis finish, too. responsibility to the winds, sbe wrote on are polite the cylinders opposite a sign with a blue pencil that belongfeathery, with a strut like the foreign Farmer Cjislne will never know side nnd are also served by a single ertheless & no. nobleman .of cheap melodrama, they how Then for six months he tfas misered to a newspaper man on tbe first narrowly he escaped death him- piston valve and valve gear. The en- able indeed. At tho end of hat time floor. When tbe boarders came heme basked la the sunshine of local wheels. has six In front gine driving self that night. It was actually proi and were rightly voted the posed to dinner they found this on the door some of the younger and of the cab is a small platform with be tried again. by tlnest In the county. So far all was more excitable birds bell. was no kinder than But Mile. G Then darkness. that the Clock side steps. well and the goose hung high In the X been. Milo. had enset their confessed unitedly upon Cuisine household. But fate, at the emy Fresh disappointment, alas! for papers and tore the Elates off people's and beat him to earth with claw New Microbe of Consumption. roofs. But little did Francois reck eleventh hour, a favorite time with and beak and Needn't No Waiters Barbasse. Francois That phthisis of the lungs cannot But, as some wings. of the the storm only suited weather fate, brought the turkey farmer In one has said, Calmer counsels pre- he cured, says a St. Louis A month later, with a third young Wring Here. Lis misery. The a Juxtaposition with his. undoing, and vailed, and the unanimous decision was the statement made by dispatch, he third made proposal. lady, Dr. Fred o kindly provided this story for the of the Suddenly a womans cry reached meeting was that safety could Kolbenheyer of St. Louis, who. at the result was still tne same. him, then confusedly be was conedification of the public. New York Press. one went. no From And thus it best be found In flight. From that tuberculosis congress, explained the Heretofore it has been the belief point the discussion was carried on in discoveries of Prof. Otto von Schroen to the next, he descended the silken scious of a terrific blow. Then darkness. ef most people that turkeys are born turkey whispers. Joker and the Bride. of the Royal university of Naples. ladder of grace and beauty that led A heavy brick from a neighboring to to be fattened, killed and eaten. Ine marriage. one of the recent weddings the At Prof von Schroen was unable to be The meeting stands adjourned,' chimney had struck him squarely on bride carried a expression, He hasn't got sense finally gobbled the forensic fowl, as present and sent his paper to lie read. prayer book, marked Consequently, the letter he had re- the side of the head. enough to come In out of the rain, to open at tbe marriage service, and Prof, von Schroen explained that a ceived that morning wounded only his one by one the turks trooped away. He was to a carried hospihastily was coined, it is believed, on a turkey The rest of the story is almost too patient suffering from consumption pride. His .heart was not affected. tal and there lay for a week, uncon from which she was to read the re' I hear you ask, did poor do farm, for this species of domestic But why, live could in for years apparent health, scious and removed from a sponses and follow the service. The fowl will stay out In the wet until distressing to be told, but an extract but under favorable circumstances Barbasse get so regularly and sadly world whereblissfullythe from one no of woman the smiled for practical Joker was present, of course, pubmorning papers, washed away unless its owner Interthrown down on his proposals? for there was never a wedding at of the would disease become actgerm lished the him. after mass meetthe day venes In bis own Interests. But it Why? This is treading on delicate ive and destroy the lung tissues. In which tlio practical Joker was not be here and little It may ran: But, ing, by little, memory reprinted. seems the turkey has been much before tbe ceremony he slipped cases of phthisis of the lungs, the pro- ground. came back. was He slowly a "Last thought band rasof skillful night Francoise Barbasse was, the best maligned. He is In reality a sensible discovered he fessor had a new prayer book into his pock- said, could he and words cals completely cleaned out Farmer speak attentive to hungry, bird, ss this story will prove. germ, which, together with the germ of good fellows, always voices. But it was still im- et and loft another in its place which recognize Cuisine's house. So turkey as to cleverly the young the old ladies as well Cuisine made the mistake of underwas the robbery effected that not a that had hitherto been known to docperfectly, for his head was yet he had borrowed for the occasion. ones, young, rich and a good dancer swathed tors to rating turkey intelligence when he all animal existed life, in bandages and the light of When the bride opened it at tbe altar destroy keld forth one day to an admiring au- single feather remained on the only in cases of phthisis of the lungs. What more could have been required she was a bit surprised, and for a mowas denied him. day a not was and to son-ln- -' sound heard ground, or a of lover a model for very dience of friends and relatives on the A committee of four was appointed ment was lost in wonder as to what was completeAt he last, however, disturb the farmer or his family. to enlist the assistance and law? astonishing success of his efforts at Some had happened. Then she caught old cured and the who doctor ly good in are this persons vicinity But alas! all these advantages were had taken care of him said gruffly: of prominent educators, manufacturkey breeding. on, bit her lips to keejj Jback a smile, sure of a turkey dinner on Thanksa but small, Look at that big fellow, said Cuisand others who rendered as naught by 'Well, you are on your feet again and bent her bead over the book with giving day. From the wholesale na- turers,be philanthropists able in various ways to assist terrible infirmity. ine, pointing at a gobbler, who stalk- ture of the steal it seems man. You may well be no evidence of anything wrong. may Barbasse, likely thpt in Barbasse thankful tomy off as In his calm moments, ed disdainfully past with tail feathers th9 thieves on a The practical joker had substituted educational strong carrying you did. That get contemplated supplying an I have been fattening him might even have been called fairly was a brick and a half! You hadnt a prayer book printed ln German, and elevated. campaign against tuberculosis. entire with township Thanksgiving at of the approach but especially for the table of President dinners. There is no clew to the robmany ideas left after that struck you. the bride could read only English. any emotion, however slight, he would Hum, hum. Roosevelt. Hes bigger than anything bers. Use of Arnica. Nevertheless, she had studied the Dangerous to wink with one eye in such around here, and Im going to have Tbe doctor stopped and seemed at ceremony carefully and made the reWhile arnica is one of the drugs abegin Later Some wag caused much the that way ridiculous, unexpected him weighed and sent to the White merriment a loss how to go on. included in nearly every household sponses at the proper time and ln by relating a circumstanmost serious people on the face of the House for Thanksgiving. Them news- tial out of Im said Im Well, set down in the ritual. Utica is medicine glad it it, doubtful if chest, the of Cuisine the flock story seeing of it and paper fellers will get Francois, but Ill be even gladder Observer. average mother, who is wont to apply one of led solemn by turkeys, looking my name will be in print from New when you take off this rotten old banwalking, in single file down it so freely to the fingers and toes York to the Golden Gate. I shall kill gobbler, The Coward. dage. Why do you keep it on any in the dead of night of her litle ones, realizes the risk she main the street, film In a day or two from now. The He watched longer; is there anything more the The night before the battle met said the wag, and runs. Although many home remedies them, the He are booked to all others sang splendor of the fray, go this week. could swear that matter with my eVes? TUI all our legions, hard beset. they all marched on call for the use of arnica, it is said to I expect to do right well with em beThe dear truth is, Took my heart against another day. Barbasse, until they reached the edge of the be highly dangerous to apply it to the 11." there gan ,the doctor, hesitatingly, woods, where they separated with a skin unless greatly diluted. One part the thunder-swi- ft He sang attack, Thus thought Farmer Cuisine, with chorus have been complications and The shock of shields, the overthrow: arnica to five parts water, the proporand gobbles gleeful disappf an eye to the shekels after the killroared shout that the chorus The hack orAnd what? out, man, is tions to Speak said commonly advised, peared in the bushes. It was a good of the foe. Startled the camp-fire- s ing. It never occurred to him the little story, well told, and the tellers form a lotion the use of which is atdered Francois. gobbler might be listening. Nor did stock rose appreciably ln the com- tended with great danger. A correVery well. One eye has been very The harps' hour passed. Dawn heard alone tie dream for a moment that turkeys much injured and you will lose the looked who has subthe He The high heroic bugles cry; up repeated it with such spondent were intelligent fowl and would just munity. and ere of use a blade had crossed his own a it in But short time. vesy apparent conviction of its ject says that arnica should be dilutThe singer turned his horse to fly. as soon continue to strut the earth gravity An eye? Which, doctor, which ed more than ten times. conIf used in were listeners the that truth as be trussed for the table. Had he one? They slew him as he fled the field; full strength, she says, arnica will But all day long the foe in vain understood the birds better, or had he vulsed. The left eye, my poor friend. the Shattered cause paralysis. A good combination back Farmer But didnt that bring against our spearsmen steeled attended a mass meeting of gobblers doctor answered With memory of his noble strain. sadly. and he is still in- is that of one teaspoonful of arnica called that evening on the stone lence Cuisines turkeys,has Francois Barbasse sprang from his So half fell foul Into the snare, up raising to four tablespoonfuls of witch hazel, behind the barn, he might have re- consolable. He he given chair and did a cake walk then and And half sped splendid to the goal intends to raise and even then it should be used in and says turkeys, from What earthly tribune cun declare frained thereafter there. taking the moderation, as experience has shown. The doom of this divided soul? domestic fowl into his confidence turkey rhubarb Instead. Are you dear perfectly sure, my Frank Little Pollock in the Atlantic. Chicago Evening Post when discussing his plans. he misare not doctor, cried, you A Thanksgiving Song. taken as to which eye? Oh! it is too The meeting was called to order by Put Cardinal Under Arrest. Home. on Thanksgivin, in the fulIts cornin the gobbler already referred to he ness o the fall; good to be true! I shall be happy now few knew that the present in the Arctic circle Very Whether If were thankful were well, n Or on Indias coral strands. all my life. of the disdainful stalk. In a few was once arrested. He had visitpope all! thats are jest we can Where the winds perfume laden For a moment the good doctor ed a poor man dying and stretched If that much gobbles he retailed to the sisay And warm waves caress the sands, the way. whether westward. eastward, Whether lent audience the story of their fate, It means that onlifes thought that half his patients reason on the bare ground. On retiring to had something like to fades the When daylight gloam, a glad Thanksgivln day! had gone with half of his vision. bed the thought of the poor man repeating mournfully the remarks Where a babv runs to meet von. A clear and firm refusal. And to kiss you, that is home. made by Cuisine concerning his plans. Its cornin on Thanksgivin or the time Then Francois explained. without a mattress came back to the earth could not keep from laughing. ter givin thanks. The first time he went out after the prelate. This was too muen for his For them the speaker, or rather gob- - , runs to meet you a Where baby AVere somewhere on the Funny side of That is all there is m lile: Whenever one eye was wet with emo- accident Barbasse hastened to the fatherly heart and, without more ado, bier, explained the days were numJordans stormy banks! All there is at all worth winning. or 6hining with tenderness, the house of Mile. X . If that much we can say bered. The glorious season of unlimtion, She had been he rolled his own up as well as he Worth the slaving and the strife; winter mourns the May, wee dimpled arms stretched to you. other would commence its infernal his first and only love, despite his could and slipped out with it on his ited corn was drawing to a close. He It Where means that lifes had something ilke Two Two expectant eyes that wait: dance. Eeneath the winking, blinking later matrimonial attempts. He fell at shoulders. But he had not bargained a glad Thanksgivin day pierced the haze of the future and It is home for you wherever at a the lid, the eye ball would rush back and her feet in an ecstacy of passion, im- for the watchful police and he was Theres there beheld the terrible apparition j It,g gate. baby had . . of a headless turkey, trussed and forth, dilating and conti acting, as it ploring her to listen favoraoly to a presently In the custody of two VeneIt Is home sweet oihome forever. worked by the very master of mis- second request of her hand in mar- tian gendarmes. As soon as they recstuffed and garnished, borne aloft like But sVons'Tn'The sides!1118 10 them man run Where the lilts laughter d Of a baby. chief himself. If that much we ran' say a sacrifice while a hungry multitude riage. The young lady listened, looked ognized him, however, they took Sitting playing in the sun: And the poor ladies were scarcelv at her kneeling lover, wavered and charge of the bundle themselves and applauded expectantly. He looked it15Si5ablrt,TiifekI.i,25 southing like It is home v here every night time shadows As the creep evening a eind Thank.sgivin1 riav! to blame, if at Francois first words was lost. She whispered a soft yes closer at the apparition, and lo! it carried it to where the good cardinal ligure whispers: L' Stanton ln A,lanta Constitu- - A wee nightrohed of love and long:'?, the- - should hurct .and Francois, fathoms de 3 in Dliss, directed. was hi own image that he beheld 'h.ow I lay mo lion n to seep. Houston Post Ttt Aft4 - Jp hii .r if thy t h .r 4 jj .jj fiiJii iu it th air. Ilall In fhr a.0 SUt h i thi fa of ,'1 Hail fttrai.l aI iMil-- j thou li.i!t I Wa-1.- ia. . - le 1; 31 UarbaxHc had consulted every optician In Fratce. liul each and all had rr s v r.tb-mc- fs 1 f ) j-- ! I d n e - P-- r four-cylind- v'NW K - fa. Farmer Cuisines Turkeys e - pop-wlarl- I re8 good-lookin- the-word- in well-chose- j . j I tousle-heado- |