Show THE sa iPiniPTrsamg GARLAND KATHLEEN TIMES GARLAND NORRIS Love or Money UTAH - house j Casey Dreams Up Some Trouble By GRANTLAND STENGEL the CASEY who miracle man guffered over 70 team concuaslona last season had a dream recently It wai a dream that turned Into doesn’t and a nightmare Casey tare to talk about it It seems that In this dream the eminent C Stengel saw his team go through the seaa son without No single blemish injury or accident or illness assailed any of his sturdy athletes Joe heel lost vulAchillean its and Joe nerability for the fought Grantland Rice Yankees in 154 were No replacements games needed to help reinforce outfield or Infield But at the end of the dream the win the pennant Yankees didn’t The Red Sox did haunted by the Cleveland Indians Stengel doesn’t care Why? Mr to talk too much about it But this Is what happened— e brilliant 1 Jerry Coleman had the same rookie last season that atshingles” "sophomore a flock of and Dark tacked Alvin other freshmen The second seaThe son Is always the toughest same disease struck the other 1949 rookies 1 Phil Rlzzuto the star of the 1949 group dipped a trifle from his peak lofty pitching staff wasn’t gnlte as good as It was last Vlo when Reynolds year Rase hi Lopat and Tommy Byrne whp all had big years spent part of their time on the They were good aoapy chute but not as good as they had been 4 Minus so many accidents Inthe Yankees no longer juries etc had any fight against fate They 1949 hustle lost part of their I Prof Stengel suddenly discovered that Red Sox pitching was far better than it was last season with Parnell Kinder and McDermott out on the happy highway Joe The Page was good— but not the Page of 1949 Joe has been great every other year— 1945 1947 1949 This was 1959 C Stengel This was the dream the potentate failed to enjoy the next day "Do dreams come true?” Casey asked “If they do I may decide to stay out here and pass I The t RICE up St Petersburg this season” and New York Addreaa Bounding Dodgtrs In a strict Florida fishing accent the Rt Hon Burt Shotton the Dodger! high gun issued one of the most truthful statements of the year He asked in effect Just why the Dodgers shouldn’t win the next National league since they pennant had much the best ball club In their catchers league — including pitchers infielders and outfielders? 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F O Question Lnrks even the trouble But under though it seemed to be a matter of not loving enough or having no common interests or being actualthe money questly incompatible ion wss always lurking When there is a money adjustLee ment nerves get frazzled takes it much too casually and Diana frets Or Diana hasn’t the slightest idea of the value of money and charges dresses and hats as though every charge wasn’t going to be entered on the bills The turns baby’s threatened mastoid out t cost $300 Diana won't bother with a budget or Lee gets mad whenever she asks him where that Money $10 went When Lee’s mother comes to visit K’s a question of entertaining and of hearty lunches which doubles bills Diana can’t ask her to eat a peanut butter sandwich in the kitchen When Lee spends four days in bed with flu there's the doctor again and Wilson at the office gets the commission that Lee might have had Lee doesn't get his raise and tka only thing that is raised is the roof when he discovers that young Lee has broken a window downtown to the tune of nine dollars distract High living costs Diana she tells Lee that there will have to be a change she can’t go on And Lee worrle In and fret his turn and wonders how he is going to ten her that there are to be changes at the office too for manager Film ore! Five and years younger than Lee trained by Leel When they separata nobody mention money Lee says that he hates for the children to hear scrapping all the time and Diana tells her lawyer that Lee’s lnsensitlve-nes- s to the strain under which she lives amounts to severe cruelty If the financial situation were restful and secure rather than subject to every domestic storm that blows none of these things would disturb it Crises like dentist and doctor would hav their place Lee would trust Diana and Diana would take pride in holding expenses down So don’t minimize the importance of money you young husbands and wives Or rather settle It honestly and fairly and then you can forget at completely as you please Ask yourselves if you are being Just about it The Questions is the meaning The Answers Free On Board royal birth Sturgeon roe The Vice President Of 3 4 United MORI t Ckinlcal So Easy No Cooking Big Saving You'll be surprised how quickly snd easily you can relieve coughs dus to colds wbea you try this splendid recipe It gives yoa about four times as much cough medicine for your money snd you'll find it tnrty wonderful for real relief Maks a syrup with 2 cups of granulated sugar and one cup of water No cooking needed (Or you can use corn syrup or laqaid honey instead of augar ayrup Then pat from any (obtained 2J4 ounce of Pine druggist) in s pint bottle snd fill up with your syrup This makes a full pint sf medicine that will please you by its qurck action fine— children and taatea It nevdr apoila love it Thia simple mixture takes right hold of It loosens the phlegm aoothea the Cough irritated membranes quickly eases soreness and difficult breathing of proven Finex la s special compound ingredients in concentrated form for its quick action in cooghs and bronchial irritations Money refunded if it doesn't please you in every way CLEANSER "Siace using ORA my denture ways clean and sparkling” says N Serlick Portland Me is Max DENTISTS PRAISE ORA In a survey an overwhelming majority of dentists praised thin marvelous No harmful brushing new cleanser that can ruin dentures Just place in ORA solution for 15 minutes or overnight Removes tobacco stains ORA ia guaranteed not to harm dentures Get ORA today All druggists Prod set of McKtssaa A Robbins Inc a spreading chestnut EXTRA FOR 6ET CONVENIENCE NEW PINEXI If Peter Run has )ouautied up wrm) Means of Measure The history of devices goes back to the cave dwellers Early man braided a rope of grass and tied knots at regular intervals The rope was dampened and set on fire and the smouldering embers creeping from knot to knot recorded the passage of time Since primitive man had no language one wit e when assumes that the her husband left for the hunt would point to the knot at which "time” her spouse would be expected home! 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Name Tekiccs Csrvsrstlsa When the rather young Ralph Kiner moved into the 50 or better home run bracket for the second time there were Increasing murmurs about the possibility of some old slugger passing the Babe’s mark Ralph la 8 feet 1 Inch and he lie has a weigha 198 pound pair af pewerfnl hands and a of exceedingly strong pair This is where most of wrist hitting power comes from when correctly applied “I might do it or someone else might do it” Ralph said “But I don’t think ao I wai meeting the ball well last season In the last 30 garnet I hit 20 home runs That’s a lot of home runs to hit in 80 games I probably wouldn’t do that well again in a lifetime I mean in my last 30 games where the tension begins to build up I suddenly discovered that to beat 60 home runt you’ve get to get a good start and keep on hitting 'em You can't afford any bad months You can't blow yourself te any slumps Sixty horn runs a year la a home run about every 2ft games I hit better than on every three games last year but that wasn't good enough” Mixe wai dropped Since Johnny aa a regular there don’t aeem to be any big home run hitters In tight except Kiner Ted Williams it usually aomewhert In the high 30'a or the 40’a One trouble with Ted ia that he won't swing at a ball an inch or two inches off the plate He doesn’t say to himself -"- I'm going to belt this next one —if it’i close” If it's an Inch off it's a ball and Ted never swings at a balL Thera are few pitchers who get any thrills from having one of their fast balls hammered out of the ball park They view such a proceeding with practically no cheer COMPLAINTS gift SEWINO CIRCLE NEEDLEWORK aaa Seaih Walls SI Chlsngo 1 DL Enclose 30 cent for pattern A Mark That popular shower No consideration "When we were married we had nothing” many of these letters from happy wives said ‘‘I would marry Dick if he hadn’t a penny” said the girl's letters Old women great grandmothe—grandmothers rs— wrote me that it was not safe to put such ideas into the heads of Idealistic youth SPORTLIGHT A Pattern No 90)7 consists of complete crocheting Instruction! for troth houses stitch Illustrated material requirement QiuatraUona and finishing directions ONE Chances with Love It Is impossible to answer all these letters personally but this might stand as a sort of answer to them all What I meant in my article was by no means what they took it to mean It would be unnatural and absurd to suggest that a girl in love measures the claims of the man she does not love against the claims of the man she does because the first mentioned has a good Income and the Her chances second none with love weighing down the scale are infinitely the better Millions of happy American marriages— perhaps it would be safe to say most American marriages FEMALE Crochet Dream House Holders OF THESE articles time ago I said that monconey was the most important sideration where the success — or conwas failure— of a marriage cerned Hundreds of women wrote me in answer and most of them were shocked at so material a view and protested that in a true marriage money was but a minor IN f KCNTKIY Rely re lev distress NEEDLEWORK PATTERNS 41 tr' & J? a rt huif J V HARSH LAXATIVES 'it' 4 SAY HAPPY COUPLE "When I heard of begged my wife to try it She did It brought her amazing relief from the 1 misery of constipation We can’t 0p thank you enough P’ Otto L Kleppe 1808 10th Ave Sf Minneapolis Minn Just on of hundreds of letters from users If you suffer from constipation due to lack of dietary bulk do th of tasty Kellogg’s daily drink plenty of waterl If not so satisfied after 10 days return Battle empty carton to Kellogg’ Creek Mich Get DOUBLE YOUR MONEY BACK I RADIO AND TELEVISION icicvl 1 to 1V4 d men- - SSTsSEi--"-- 2 STRMNS gHEOMATtSM Ask hr MM HEADACHES MUSCULAR I I' Th0'- in STAR LANNY ROSS RADIO AND RECORDING ARTIST j YES SPORTSCASTER BILL STERN J 3 CAMEIS SO MflD that of kumirsds who sntoktxf Comoia— and nnfy Cooaols — far 30 days acted threat specialists mak- " weekly snomi notions reported NOT ONE SINGLE CASE OF THROAT IRRITATION ie FAMOUS asssMs-- m ARE M women du to smoking CAMELS |