| Show s Ji THE GARLAND NEWS ANALYSIS WEEKLY By TTMES GARLAND ITTAH Edward C Wayne Removal of Consulates From Moscow And Torpedoing of U S Destroyer Mark Important New Phase of War Crisis Seen Hotel of on Innocent ByitanArrt Old bat Good: Mrs Jimmy Young the newspaper gal passes along the one about the American woman in London for her first air raid She was so scared she jumped into a nearby garbage can Two Chinese came along and saw her "Goodness me I” said the first "What strange ' people are these OcIn China we wouldn’t cidentals think of throwing away a pretty woman like that for at least another ten years!” o o o — Dot Is Dot Vay: Eddie Cantor’s favorite anecdote about Dot Parker deals with the time she was bored stiff at someone’s country place for the She sent a pal this telegram: "Please rush loaf of bread and enclose a saw and file!” o o o — In Other Words: The interviewer described Franz Werfel the German refugee author this way: "Here is a small stoutish man with a face broad and gemuet-licas a kartoffel pfannkuchen” That’s a nice thing to portisen When about a stan portis and bow’d you the Vichy rillarah if he prampsoned the same Syrians and even sedkuppit? — - ZA i : as P1— Japan’s Cabinet Falls by Western newspaper Union ) "T— '(nL pM3 i i Quite so Quiteso: Two vaudevil-lian- s were standing in front of the Palace Theater reminiscing about the good old days "Too bad” sighed the first nostalgically "Just as I was about to be booked into this house they rang the curtain down on vaudeville— and gone are all my hopes and dreams — my toughest break” To which the other replied indifferently: "So what? What did you miss— a coupled bows?” o o — Hotel of a Hew Yorkert It could only happen in the movies eh? Well it happened over at a New York afternoon paper where the city desk was supposed to assign a photographer to cover the war maneuvers in South Carolina Instead they sent him to North Carolina about 400 miles away— tch tch Strangest sight on Fifth Avenue these days—seeing Boris Karloff the Hollywood Not to entering Elizabeth Arden’s get prettified merely to remove the gray streaks from his hair so he will look more like Boris Karloff in "Arsenic and Old Lace” - - i The Andrews Sisters will get per week when they headline at the Paramount Theater The America Firsters are having their problems Many backers have deserted The committee has shaved expenses slicing the publicity staff to the bone — e The Big Parade: Robert C Bench-le- y who lost one of his sox on the train the day before— ankling around the midtown places wearing a gray one— with the other A A Berle Jr ankle nekkid the Ass’t Sec’y of State reminiscing with Damon Runyon over their Hearst apprenticeship Gail Patrick of the giving The Stork cub some class Errol Flynn — the reason the beauty parlors are doing business Eddy Duchin was in a boot shop when Geo Jean Nathan came in "I want a comfortable pair of shoes” he said "Something for walkthe "Wen” asked clerk ing?” well’d the critic "something for walking out” $5000 - Jan Masaryk now foreign minister for the Czechs in exile is bound for the U S Jim Morris owner of the Detroit hockey team (and a big racing stable) dropped $20000 on Nova Eighty million dollars has been spent in Manhattan and The Bronx this year for postage- The post biggest sales since 1929 office here will add 9000 postal employees for the Christmas biz Hired 8000 MGM’a last year only answer to that senate was the $40000 purchase of the film rights to "Above Suspicion” another uppercut to the Bund e Judge Landis’ new ruling will stop ball players from endorsing ciggies and hooch in their uniforms In street clothes anything goes The fight contract has been signed for' June 1942 and prohibits Joe from giving anyone else a crack at the title before that date One of the nation’s leading chemists still refuses to pay off on bis Willkie (for President) wager The writers and —a Grand the publishers of the hit smash "I Don’t Want to Set the World on Fire” are living on borrowed coin! a e The Retort Proper: Then there’s the one about the draftee who esThe caped from the guardhouse entry caught the dickens from his corporal "Didden I tell you to put a man at every exit?” "Yeah but this bird was smart He left- through an entrance” e e e Broadway Byron’s Definition of Carryin’ the Torch: When the Gal Who Made You Forget What Time It Was— Has You Staring— at the Cal- endar - f (i O&pft V r i Y& Yi J tfd the British and Free French took ever mandated Syria from French they also took over the job of providing food for needy Here is a typical scene st a food distribution center Pails pots wash basins are held aloft for offerings OVER: WAR! New Phase PRACTICALLY Say tha NazU Evacuation of the foreign consulates from Moscow and the torpedoing of the U S S Destroyer Kearney off Iceland occurring as they were did about the same time looked upon ss two major events marking the entrance into a new war of the phase Immediate reaction to these reports wan noticeable in their effect upon the congressional voting on changes being considered for the U S neutrality law Effect of the news was also reflected in the of the "aid for Russia” program in which the United States Great Britain and Russia were From Hitler’s camp the war was over militarily speaking In dispatches that had tumbled over one another in their eagerness to impinge themselves upon public opinion here and abroad perhaps with the idea of frightening England from an attempt to cross the with a land force Berlin rapidly had told the world the following Russian losses had been 3000000 4000000 6000000 figures given out within a period Three four— finally all Russian armies had been trapped in "iron rings” and the whole defense fabric of the country had been smashed All that was going on now was under the head of mopping up engaged On Pat rot First news of the Kearney incident came from Washington when the navy announced that the destroyer (one of the newest types) hac been torpedoed while on patrol duty This report off the coast of Iceland indicated that the ship was able to proceed under its own power President Roosevelt on the same day issued a statement saying that the torpedoing was clearly in the American defense zone Removal of the consulates from Moscow took place as the Germans with their long range guns began their “all out” campaign against the city JAPAN: A Cabinet Falls When news came from Tokyo reporting the fall of the Japanese cab- Prince Fumimaro like prelude to an Pacific Immediate speculation was that the fallen cabinet would be replaced and it was one “warlike” more by indicated that this change meant the collapse of the "peace talks” between Japan and the United States Roosevelt conferred for President two hours with top military and state department heads just following the announcement of the cabiWhite House sources did net’s fall not at once discuss the conference or issue a statement on the new threat Other informed in the Far East quarters however viewed the situation as grave and some forecast that in the change government in Japan came at a logical time for that country to strike a blow against Russia to aid Germany inet headed by Konoye it looked Axis move in the RUSSIA: Scene Soviet German troops admittedly had smashed back the Russian defenders many miles from Smolensk past Bryansk and past Vyazma the became one In which the picture Russians admitted setbacks but always spoke of “heavy losses” to the The Germans issued openemy timistic statements so fast that the wires could hardly carry them Admitting many of the Nazi claims Russian sources were aswere serting that “fresh legions” entering the fight that the Nazi advances had been made in spite of terrific losses that the invader had been slowed even halted and turned back at some points The British including Churchill took a rather gloomy view of the Russian situation As to American aid President Roosevelt said it was going forward In heavy quantities — but gave no details Lozovsky said "the Americans are sending us 5000 planes a month” but that was nearly twice total American production While the Russian statements many of them sounded somewhat like "whistling to keep up one’s still it was certain that courage attack in the the German center by Hitlera own statement a battle effort unequalled in the history was not meeting the of warfare the walkovers of the past As the ARMING: Real Fight With the President committed to congressional action permitting the arming of merchant ships— which many believed was Step One toward a further request to permit them to run right into British ports the expected bitter fight of the against the administration’s latest move had gotten under way Committee hearings started on the measure which White House leaders had "timed” at three weeks to passage This was the signal for a gathering of the cohorts who were able to muster only a corporal’s guard against the $6000000000 bill which carried aid to Russia as part purpose In fact the opening strategy was planned at a meeting of 11 senators in Hiram Johnson’s office The fight promised to be furious but brief for few believed that the 11 senators and Hiram Johnson would put on the filibuster that was staged just before the first World war by the “wilful twelve” which included Senators Vardaman Bailey Reed Watson and others LABOR: Troubles Mount Strikes and threats of strikes were the upgrade again with one interunion dispute involving 100000 automobile workers most of them engaged in making tanks for the army of the United States and other countries The CIO workers of one plant were refusing to handle parts made by AFL workers in another plant In a Cleveland factory making auto frames a strike went into its third week and at least one big auto factory engaged in turning out jeep” cars was without frames and had to shut down Hudson and Buick factory officials said they would have to slow down passenger car production if the Cleveland shut down continued The first move in the effort to prevent the walkout of a million and a quarter railroad men was flatly turned down It had been offered by a railroad management group At the same time a Mississippi shipbuilding concern was tied up by a strike while engaged in a contract to build the latest type of merchant ship— an vessel of odd design on WIDOW: 7ome to Die (Keieaaed by Weateru Newspaper Union) Washington D C SEVERAL ALTERNATIVES INSIDE STORY Word trickling back to the diplo- AHEAD OR ELSE INFLATION is pouring THE GOVERNMENT matic corps from Germany indicates that Hitler is beginning to out billions of dollars in the form of realize that the United States means exceptionally high wages for the This business and that he made a tragic production of war materials mistake in not accepting the advice increased revenue in the hands of of his more conservative diplomats the people is producing an unusual who warned him of this in the first demand for civilian consumer goods The government through the priplace In fact the inside story which orities board is limiting materials now can be told is one of the mo$t that may be used for the productragic of the war Possibly if it had tion of civilian commodities thus not been for overweening persona creating a shortage of those in dejealousies the war might even have mand This demand without suffbeen prevented icient merchandise to meet it is What happened was that when causing a rapid price increase German ambassaHans Dieckhoff Foods especially go higher each dor to Washington returned to Ber- day It is out of such conditions lin in 1938 he brought back a strong that inflation is created would States that the United report The American people have these enter the war eventually if Germany alternatives: He was Stop or materially limit preparedbecame the aggressor ready to warn that Germany faced ness and aid to England production a repetition of But Foreign A reduction that will preMinister Von Ribbentrop would not vent wage from having money with people let him see Hitler which to buy probably the most Ribbentrop A system of rationing of all food ambitious man around der Fuehrer other commodities for civilian and a great friend of Himmler and with each individual privileged wanted to be the funnel for all ad- use to only an equal share of what buy to vice going Hitler Also he was is produced feeding him his own kind of aggresGovernment price fixing that will sive advice not the cooling caution seep prices at a normal level withof Ambassador Dieckhoff In the same cautious school with out sufficient commodities to supply demand the the ambassador were Baron Von Or suffer the evils of Inflation that Neurath recently ousted as governor of Czechoslovakia because of may bankrupt all of us his moderate views Hjalmar Schacht governor of the EACH YEAR $142 now in virtual retirement JOHN DOE has a mortgage on and Capt Fritz Wiedemann Hitler’a his farm to $4735 on former commander and more re- which he amounting is paying an annual incently consul general at San Fran- terest charge of $142 That is the cisco Even Field Marshal share of each John was much more moderate than proportionate Doe who is the head of a family of Von Ribbentrop average size of the indebtedness of Czech Putsch Delayed our various branches of government It was Captain Wiedemann who — municipal county state and around May 1938 chiefly persuaded It includes his share of obHitler not to invade Czechoslovakia ligations incurred by the many adHe was then Hitler’s military aide ministrations and corporations creand attended a meeting of der ated by congress the indebtedness Fuehrer’s inner advisers at which of which is guaranteed by the fed general staff advised caution Final- eral government and also includes ly Hitler exasperated threw up his his share of the vast appropriations arms and ordered them all out of the made and to be expended within the room But Wiedemann stayed be- next 12 to 18 months He may not hind and finally persuaded his chief know it but he pays that $142 anto delay the march into Cezchoslo-vaki- a nual Interest charge It is a part of at least until the fall of 1938— his tax bill or indirect!’ it is inwhich was done cluded as a part of the price of evLater it was Wiedemann and his erything he buys There are more moderates who persuaded Hitler to than 26000000 John Does in the Unireceive Chamberlain and Daladier ted States of which more than 8000 at Munich But by this time it was 000 are farmers too late for Ambassador Dieckhoff to tell his story LABOR AND CAPITAL Ribbentrop never forgave WiedeTHERE WILL COME A TIME in Also his vaunting mann for this ambition would permit no rival close America when labor and capital will to Hitler So shortly thereafter he be recognized s partners in induwhen labor will be treated as a stry disgot Wiedemann transferred to a tant and relatively unimportant partner and will definitely know not German consulate in the USA merely be told that it receives laLater when Wiedemann was deport- bor’s fair share of what is produced receives more Labor generally ed from this country it is significant that Ribbentrop once again than that today but it is only told— transferred him as far as possible it is not shown that fact When lafrom ' Berlin— this time to Tientsin bor is definitely shown the difficulties between labor and capital will China The foreign minister of Germany end Such a system is working now1 The first thing in isolated cases wants no moderates around needed is for those who control capital to realize that they are but ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN Don’t be surprised if a U S war- trustees of industry ship disembarks a load of Nazi sailors and turns them over to the BOOTLEGGING FOOD ustice department to be tried on AN ENGLISH FRIEND and his charges of "piracy” American wife were my luncheon It is even possible that in the guests in London one day during "haul” may be an armed Nazi raid- World War I I asked them to reer or two that had been operating main for the afternoon and have down Brazil way dinner with me that evening The Anything may happen these event- gentleman explained they could not ful days since the President enun- because he had a date with a boociated U S determination to main- tlegger who had promised to deliver tain freedom of the seas and to him a pound of jam that afterbranded Nazi submarines and sur- noon face raiders in American waters as The bootlegging of rationed com"pirates” Armed Nazi ships are modities was as common in Engprowling American waters and the land at that time as was the booU S navy has its orders tlegging of liquor during our days of It can be revealed that neither Should we adopt a rathe justice nor war department prohibition as a method of price would be surprised if they had some tioning system control we will again have boopirate” seamen and "pirate” craft tlegging in every rationed commodito deal with soon Both have been I wonder if the man who would ty quietly studying for a week the law not buy bootleg whiskey would buy and precedents concerning such an bootleg jam eventuality The war department enters the TIMES CHANGE picture because under the law all of the UnitTHE CONSTITUTION war prisoners landed on U S soil come under custody of the army ed States provides that only conHowever the U S is not at war gress may declare war Sinking the submarines and sea so there is doubt over the army’s other fellow’s raiders may not be considered war urisdiction decision has been any more than bombing and burning No final reached but the consensus of the Chinese cities and killing Chinese Times and ideas have legal experts is that any such people ’pirates” should be turned over to changed since the Constitution was the justice department adopted One suggested procedure is that the Nazis be landed at a U S port "I DID NOT THINK he would run and then jailed by the justice de- for a third term” was the clever partment as aliens without pass- answer Jim Farley made to a reports But most of the legal author- porter who asked if Jim thought ities contend that the Nazis should the President would run for a fourth be dealt with squarely as buccaneers term AN CAPITAL CHAFF In a direct membership election Human Interest Story No 1 of the the American Newspaper Guild has week was the return to New York overwhelmingly defeated the leftist of a regal woman of 73 who came in clique which for several years has by liner from Lisbon gazed at controlled the national offices of the Gotham’s skyscrapers and told union The entire group was cleaned slate newsmen: "I’ve come home to die” out and a militant elected She was the former Jeanne Cordell Hull has a new car a long widow of Count Von limousine but without either Forgotten was her husband's sleek or heater Quoted at $2613 for radio enmity to the United States forgotten the bitter years only her tired the retail trade the car cost the government only $1800 Also gas costs and she the distaste as eyes spoke only eight cents a gallon of Hitler- The process of reproducing the tones of a photograph by means of dotted or checkered spots was invented in 1880 by Stephen Henry an American photograMorgan The first pher says Pathfinder halftone ever printed appeared in New York Daily Graphic in the 1880 But Horgan’s process was not immediately accepted In fact he was fired as art director of the New York Herald in 1893 when he suggested using halftones to publisher James Gordon Bennett s are The values of achieved by interposing a screen between the original photograph Mr and the plate to be etched Horgan also experimented with transmitting photographs by wire 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