Show TIIE GARLAND flMES P 3hio and Mississippi GARLAND UTAH' Valleys Devastated by Flood Delight a Child- With These Hollywood “Rifts" and furnishes you with say oddi and ends Hair and features are dona with a few simple embroidery stitches Grand indeed for gifts are Sambo of the checkered overalls and Mammy in apren and kerchief In pattern 5247 you will aoR find a transfer pattern for about 14 inches high patterns for directions for making the clothes making doll and clothes material requirements To obtain this pattern send 15 cents in stamps or coins (coins preferred) to The Sewing Ckcfo 25 Household Arts Dept St New York N Y Write plainly your name address and pattern number “Probes” calif— Beverly hills our two favorite headlines are “Rift” and “Probe" one signifying that some ideal marriage between movie stars has begun to split at the seams and the other that some functionary has been In office long enough for the professional investigators to start investigating Flood on a are fed 1— io 0 2— Cat is refugees load their possessions aboard a truck prior to fleeing to higher ground second story window ledge as Ohio rner flood waters rise 3— Flood sufferers Portsmouth by boatmen who row about streets handing bread to refugees above the water line Tank Cars of Drinking Water for Flood Sufferers In between somebody is either trying to put Sister Aimee McPherson in a hole or get Tom Mooney out of jail So far neither has undertaking succeeded byt folks keep right on trying Last month it was Sister Aimee’s turn This month it’s Tom Mooney’s But when other sources of news fail it’s fine to be able to fall back on good irv Cobb old reliable “Itift” a nd dependable stanch old ‘Probe” Renaissance ' I 'HE government says the surviv-inIndians are actually increasing in number 1 started to add that this proves the Indians are holding their own but since we’ve left them very little of their own to hold I stayed my hand The Navahoes always have been the most independent and aloof of all the tribesmen For the most part they continue to live a nomadic existence following their ancient beliefs and ceremonials refusing to be caged in towns yet numerically and in material possessions they outgrow any other tribe Can it be that the white man’s culture which we so Jealousy strive to cram down the gullets of red people and black and brown and yellow isn’t always what the victims need? But of course to say that is practically to admit our civilization might have a few tiny flaws in it whereas we know it to be the one perfect creation of man and for proof point to its crowning achievement the late World war Poor Lo’s Tank cars normally milk cars are shown being loaded with water in Chicago to the flood scourged sufferers in the Ohio and Mississippi valleys where water was tras unsafe for human consumption Coast Guard Rescues Flood Victims and started southward that it so contaminated EVACUATION AREA Pattern "Quotations" Milne is a finer art than the stage or spera— C Wells A man of genius is one who can transform a pieee of the untliink able into the thinkable — Aldous A Huxley Passamaquoddy might as well make up its mind to being sort of neglected from now on Maine she ain’t’ been actin’ right But ¥ farm Orphans Damage of the Flood Find Refuge wide strip Map showing along the Mississippi river from Cairo 111 to New Orleans which the War department ordered evacuated of all people in the most diFrance’s Inconsistency sastrous flood in the nation’s history has just lent a vast sum Largest peace time removal of rpRANCE it is to Poland and Poland civilians in history the project was admitted will use the money to ’ of more to save conceived the lives its war strength If Poland increase than 500000 people should repudiate the debt and default on the interest a howl will nEADS FLOOD RELIEF go up from “La Belle France" that’ll ring around the world But of course it will continue to remain an evidence of soulless greed for Uncle Sam even to intimate that France might pay us a little something on account against the enormous amount she owes us for borrowed money which she has used to build up her army and also it would appear to pass along to Poland so that Poland may build up hers If consistency be a is practically out of jewel France jewelry IRVIN S COBB e—WNU Servlc Prized Weather Forecaster On Japanese ships in the Sevenl teenth century the tomcat w'as so highly prized as a weather forecaster because it would rush up the mast before the ap- often proach ofasa ailorm that ofit was the crew member classed and given a rark higher than that of the cook— Collier’s Weekly Cat as Harry L Hopkins WPA administrator who has directed the work more than 50000 federal rebel Besides workers in the flood area rescue and first aid work the toilers have begun the task of rehabilita— estimated which tion a Job it is will confront Ohio and Mississippi river cities for several months to come of of northern and eastern Refugee children from the flooded districts Wkansas are shown asleep on the floor of a railroad station following - their rescue With millions of acres of farm land under water and countless cities inundated the Ohio and Mississippi valleys experienced the most devastating flood in history ir How to Ease a Cold Quickly The Spoils System isn’t a criticism it’s a timid based on all little prediction the political experience that the past yields to us: Pledges of curtailment In governas emanmental expenditures ating from White House sources are undoubtedly sincere But Andy Jackson or whoever it was first coined the line expressed the correct idea when he said that to the victor belonged the spoils — and not to let them spoil too long to be Democrats covered rich dollars HOUSEHOLD Mat Dellcloi Wholeaeane Io Cro— S without ft eeer Complete i liuu Dimes (mini other valuable recipe cluded Ml Neill Shine Ctlnrar City la T'HIS it shouldn’t surprise anybody shock anybody deeply except few G O P boys still scattered through congress if Pennsylvania and Missouri and certain other states should go right on getting plenty out of the treasury for continued relief work on behalf of Senator Guffey and Mr Pendergast and such-lik- e benefactors of the human race Not that the ins are any greedier than the outs they’ve merely Improved in sagacity since the days when nearly all the smart wolves seemed to be Republicans and nearsheep seemed ly all the in coast guard boats shown arriving at Jeffersonville from Louisville Ky where they were placed on Floods on the Ohio north refugee trains and taken to safety further nd Mississippi rivers were the worst in the history of the country homeless by the treacherous made were More than 1000000 people waters that rose over retaining walls inundated cities and towns and half a billion of property exceeded areas A Tbe film Get So river Subbing your tyts Find Invisible psrtlde el duet and dirt right Into the defeat tiiauea making ths irritation just that much worm A much better way u thousand a have ditcovemd la to uae little Murine in each eye —night tnd Murine may be depended ta m morning Deve eye irritation because it is a rcllabln eye oi reparation containing active ingredient fnows value In caring for the eye in ut lor 40 yearn Aak for Murine at your drug non novel either Flood victims across the DON’T RUB YOUR EYES is no rt to living — every iff has its moment— Maxine Elliot No modern nation thinks of going of convinced to war nnlej it being on the winning side — or the nd 5247 This sturdy pair dressed in their “Sunday best" are sure to walk right into the heart of some wee tot You’ll have fun toe making both the dells and their bright finery ’specially If your scrap bag Friendly Encouragement A friendly slap of encouiagement a little on the shoulder smile of approval a cheerful look for a comrade when he slips — these are the inexpensive little things that get the important big results Quick-Actin- g Quick-Dissolvi- Bayer Aspirin Take 2 Tablets The modem way to ease a cold is this: Two Bayer Aspirin tablets the moment you feel a cold coming on Then repeat if necessary according to instructions in the box At the same time if ypu have a sore throat crush and dissolve three BAYER tablets in glass of water And gargle with this mixture twice Tne Bayer Aspirin you take internally will act to combat the fever aid pains which usually accompany colds The Your doctor this way we kaow will endorse it For it is a quick effective means of Ask for combating a cold full name Bayer Aspirin by not for at your druggist’s “aspirin” alone Try the — 15C FOR 2 FULL A DOZEN VIRTUALLY 1c DOZEN FOR 25c A TABLET will provide almost relief from rawness and acting like a local anesthetic on the irritated membrane of your throat gargle pain hie WEWHOHJSE EOTEL A yd rli Distinctive Residence An Abo(lercnoicned Throughout the fVesl V jf’i iiT Mrs J II Waters President |