| Show f INews Review of Current Events the World Over jCriais Nears Defiant in Emhrglio — Mussolini Great Britain Ready — Committee of Lawyers Hits Labor Relations Act By THE GARLAND TIMES GARLAND 'ADVENTURERS’ CLUB EDWARD W PICKARD e Witrn Nwsppr Union DA1D advertisements in weekly maga-zlnes of national circulation are now dissenting opinions being used by the treasury to promote none were offered the sule of baby bonds The aim of Raoul E Desvernlne of New York the “ Nearly the Last Round-Ucampaign Is to Interest small Inchairman of the general committee vestors In these bonds the smallest of denied that It was "packed with Re- which sells for $1875 with a ensh maBy FLOYD GIBBONS holds publicans" but he did not explain why whlch Mussolini turity value of $25 In 10 years Famous Headline Hunter eight portfolios an no labor lawyers and no attorneys with nounced In Rome that New Deal leanings were appointed to there mates! I mean “Hold ’em cowboy !’’ hundred members of the German Italy would accept no serve I don’t know what kind of lingo a uses but 1 relehstng nil fervent Nazis met In Among the members of the commitr°mProraa and wtmJjJ session In Nuremberg and at know the kind I would have used if I’d been aboard the cattlcboat I not retreat from the tee are James Beck M nationally special S S Winefredian in that wild March night with Peter Hitler constitutional and the demand of Relchafuehrer course It has laid out known authority Mullan and 700 head of plunging terrified cattle In East that former solicitor general of the United passed two laws beariAfgjca or to Davy Jones’ locker Pete came so close to going on the Last Itound-l'lta military ' preparaStates Balnbrldge Colby secretary of ng down hard on the that It wasn’t funny Incidentally the S S Winefredian has since slipped quietly state under President Wilson tions were John Jens In the relch The being down the stays to Davy Jones’ locker so may lie she was just playing a reDemocratic tensified and that Its W Davis candidate for first of these new statutes prescribes prison hearsal for Pete President In forces were adequate Joseph B Ely for-- ' sentences as penalties Cattleboats I’ete says are not exactly floating palaces In fact they're gento any mer Democratic “to respond governor of Massatubs marriages between menace whatever" chusetts Ralph M Shaw of Chicago for erally The Winefredian was no exception to the rule Her In the light of former head of the Association Against Jews and citizens of Still more Important were Just a mass of cattle stalls with a narrow passage— just wide' the Eighteenth Amendment was the cuhlnet’s James A German or kindred developments blood and declares Reed Its milinouncement former United States senator of strengthening enough to allow a man to pase— running the length of the ship such If void two other umlerforeman w were nursemaids Pete here General from Missouri a Democrat and (Jeorge marriages greenhorn cattlemen and an tary forces In Libya to the steers on the ship nnd this isn’t such a bad way to earn a trip to Europe' performed In a foreign a strong Balbo has been establishing W Wlckersham chairman of President — unless you lilt a bad storm country Extra marital This colony borAnd then it’s awful line of air repots Iloover’a commission pn law enforce relations between Jews ders Egypt on the west and there was ment Old Ship Groans Under Waves aud as to a lot of speculation Aryans also are punishable by Immediately Frank E Morrison American FedThe storm hit the cattlcboat when she was out In the middle of the Atlantic sentences Jews are forbidden prison to art&ek eration of Labor whether Mussolini planned said: secretary ocean and the old ship groaned plunged and rolled on her beam ends at an to employ women under the British empire'! that region years committee simply Lite “This v v hf theh' ho a so holds after January I a la mi lug1 a FTglei'' Italian forces In Libya haVe received views held by special privilege and big The crowded cattle — seasick and mad with terror — shrieked and on penalty Jews are of reinforcements of Ioikhi men with business imprisonment which have always opposed kicked at every pitch of the ship and Pete says It was plain bedlam not allowed to holbt the national flag tanks and field artillery und are much every piece of legislation Introduced being tween decks limited to the Zionist blue aDd than the BrltMi forces In In congress and the stales to stronger bud to he taken care of and bring a white emblem Rut storm or no storm the helpless If economic sanctions were Im- little more happiness Into workers’ Egypt Pete and his shipmates were right down uuiong them doing the best they could might well homes” posed on Italy Musvillnl TIip second law provides that only a Monster waves plunged In through the open upper deck batch and the men reply by threatening Great Britain In to person who “belongs the protective In sea water anil cattle swished around that quarter by Invasion and by arous of the German empire and who used MERCKEIt to be association Now if you’ve never been on a cattlcboat you are probably wonder tng (he native population to revolt Is especially obligated to the relch" of the Interstate Marly Ing why they didn't close the hatch and keep the water out but the Premier Laval’s be citizen of may a This speech before tho Potato committee Germany has been made head trouble with that is that It also keeps the air out and if you’ve ever was exceedingly citizen must be of German or kindred League of Nations of the potato section of the Agriculbeen on one of those loaded beef ferries you know what that means blood and bIiow that he Is willing clever but did not dear the situation to adtural adjustment The stench and beat from the tightly packed sleets would kill a uiun with serve the German people While he gave assurance Thus Jews a sufficiently! ministration and his nnd gas mask ou that France would abide by the league Germans of whom the Nazis distroubles are Just beGiant Wave Threatens Death to All he covenant and fulfill Its obligations Control of approve may be excluded ginning would deSo the hatch was left open and the water poured In and the good ship walhinted that his government Hitler also put through a third law the potato conmand in retnrn that Britain enter a calf at a rodeo the Nazi Svvustlka as the lowed in the high seas like a establishing a natural sidered to carry out tho definite engagement It was fou o'clock iu the morning Pete says when the crisis came The national and trade flag of Germany In the policy men weredadllng out fresh water to the frantic cuttle when n monster wave program agreed upon In London on that Is being followed The war ministry was Instructed to — autowith the Locarno I’ete 3 side and air of the an a black war of and thought It was all over weary Slapped February ship white (lag by the AAA nnd like adopt Pete was standing in the narrow passage-wamatic enforcement and the conclusion with his mates when other parts of Secre- redIn of Danublan his address to the relchsfag Hitthat wave struck The ship keeled over to a and Baltic security pacta angle and flung Wallace’s agritary ler said that by the laws adopted he the cattle in heaps to the port side of their stalls One after another the nations repcultural plan It Is n fatal blow to Comto She as there to or hoped whether to turn bottom deliver decide paused though trying their resented In the league announced supporte earnestly munism and fur Vlmost as and then side herself on mid tho starboard side! righted up dipped Jewry and as seriously consupport of the British stand against Wham! Those tons of living steaks alml-- lie 'hoots aerm-- s their stalls and If the British do not bock demned Among those who oppose poItaly hit the detaining burs with a deafening crasii down— and that seems unlikely— and If tato coutyol Is Porter It Chandler of THE Committee of Jewish Some of the stalls held but some of them didn't and when Pete got lias appealed to the League of N Y a gentleman farmer Italy persists In Its adventure tho Geneseo to his feet and looked around him he forgot all about the storm for lie has advertised extensively his In- Nations on behalf of the Jews of league will be called on to apply arWAS CERTAIN coming right at him along the narrow passage-waticle 15 of the covenant declaring that “the conscience of This requires tention to grow and sell potatoes In DEATH! mankind will not tolerate that Jews the submission of any dispute likely defiance of the federal potato control Now a stampede on dry land Is about as dangerous a thing as you can find should he degraded In this century as to lead to a rupture to the council act and Invites prosecution pariahs” which must then try to effect a setNow with Mr Chandtlement The council also will adopt ler comes Norman O Norman a New HITLER’S remarks as It own the report' of tho committee York Jeweler who some time ago deCHANCELLOR aroused President of five which has failed to find a fied thp Jewelers’ code lie sent to the out the Antonas Smetona to putting solution acceptable to Italy The parfarmer an order for six gentleman first Interview he has granted tn six to or more bushels of "strictly Illegal ties to the dispute are obligated In It he deyears keep the peace for three months In any potatoes” and the order was filled at clared that Lithuania event which would prevent an Italian once Norman suggested that the porelying to the utmost tatoes be routed through New Jersey campaign before the rains set In again on the legality and In Ethiopia to make the offense Interstate and ofJustice of her stnnd fered to make more than one purIf In the next three months either and actloD In Memel the chase "as It Is my understanding side accepts the council's decision that affairs Is ready at any the second purchase will entitle me to outlawed other party is automatically time to defend her poIf It starts a war at any time lo the go to the penitentiary" sition before the perfuture In that case the penalties manent court of Interlo as provided all the nation was against an aggressor A Stampede at Sea Js Really Something WHILE Constitution day the citinational Justice article 10 must take effect automatan efBut should and I for one don’t want any part of It but a stamped at sea — In storm— Is went to the polls zens of Pennsylvania ically fort be mude to disrereally something to write liome'abmit against the It la believed la Geneva that the and voted overwhelmingly gard legality and jusl’ete says it was a sight he w ill never forget The maddened steers— Insane convention penalty easiest to apply would be a calling of a Constitutional tice In favor of force at amazing speed— tongues with terror— came splashing along the passage-wafor the purpose of “modernizing” the general boycott of all trade with Italy Lithuania Is prepared stated President banging out of their open mouths nnd eyes starting out of their heads In that case the course followed by state's basic law which was adopted til yenrs ago Since the proposed Smetona to “defend Memel with all the United States would be all Men Cattle in and Caught the means at her command" portant The European statesmen feel changes were to have a decided New One of the leaders fell hut the rest never paused as they trampled 1dm to President Smetona said: Continuing on Presi- Deal trend the Republicans looked on confident that they death In the foam beneath their pounding hoofs "Memel necesIs to us an economic once a war breaks out the result of the referendum as a vicdent Roosevelt out to get out of the way but the foreman and tried let Pete a Issue We not too a are yell political The re- sity to Interpret cotton wheat and other tory of national significance small was in front of him and the foreman was a fat man and his a nation to engage In political raw materials as war mnterlal and vision was strongly supported by Govbulk completely filled the bargaining as we are too small a counstate and ernor the Earle Democratic American under the neutrifHty legislaI’ete sajs he felt like a rat in a trap — those few seconds that ho stood there try to engage In and also by organized tion forbid direct shipment to Italy and organization Our only point is that Memel containi- unable to move one way or the other labor Ethiopia Is an esThe foreman wns nn old timer and when he hurdled over a harrier into a New Jlexlco voters turned down a ng Lithuania's only seaport 'Take a look at this” virtually said sential part of Lithuania Stall he saved not only his own life hut Pete's because ns he Jumped he felt the And the to boost their property exGreat Britain to Italy as she massed a proposal freedom and preservation of Lithuania hot breath of the leading steer on Ills cheek to $2500 along with four other great fleet of powerful warships in the emption to her Well sir jumping Into one of those narrow stalls with a frantic steer for people a precious thing” amendments to the state Is Mediterranean Jinny of them were at suggested cabin mate was like Jumping from the frying pan into the fire a constitution Gibraltar others at Jlalta and AlexlAEATH came to Jules Cam bon one Every time the boat rocked the steer would go careening dangeandria and yet others at the entrance of France’s "elder statesmen" at against one side and then the other — with rously anound — smashing Philippines to the Suez canal Practically the enWHEN the new Pete doing his best to keep his feet Is formally born on Vervey Switzerland lie was ninety tire north Atlantic fleet was concenhad One lived In old false step on that slippery floor and this story would never and retirement 15 In Jiantla with Vice years trated In the Inland sea and there was November have been told war M Garnbr officiating since the close of the World a chain of fighting vessels all the way Prudent John he was frequently consulted by though Luckily for Pole and his shipmates not as mnny of the cattle had escaped M from there to China— and every one of as Its g o d f a t h e r of France high officials IIls brilllaht as It settled Manuel Quezon for 20 them was ready to defend the supremas a covered career nearly diplomatist Sea Was Singing “Last Round-Upthe leader of year? acy of the empire The royal air force 50 as ambassador In years lie served the fight for Independwas only about ten strong too was fully represented at the naval The bellowing procession down the pnssnge-wnWashington five years will be Inauguence and when It passed the men all Jumped back out of the stalls and waded after bases and the shore garrisons were as Its first rated reinforced their charges This was John Bull's reply GENERAL reIn the CLMI’TROLLKR president to Maasollni’a defiance and It might That chase rambled all over the ship and If you want some excitement Tete cent election opinion held that he and well give him pause says try rounding up cattle on a ship at sea for the there Is no legal authorization his entire ticket were Every time the cowboys would corner one of the critters why that federal government to pay out any victorious The de floating pasture would turn on end and men and cattle would slide kickfunds for the construction of a furniT rivals for the la thever-die-t feated JXCONSTITUTIONAL" Those big waves Pete says sure seemed to be ing Into the scuppers Reedsvllle W This Va at ture Emifactory of the American Liberty presidency were for him singing "The Last favored has been a project especially who led on lio Agulnaldo league’s committee of 5S lawyers But the storm finally eased up and the cattle were rounded up and led back by Mrs Roosevelt It was Intended the rebellion the Wagner-Corelations nery labor against — w ith no serious casualties to the men to their repaired stalls American rule years ago and Bishop originally that the factory should make act There were a lot of broken legs however among the steers offices and furniture for government Gregorio Agllpay They were virtually “It la our belief” said the opinion to end their suffering nnd as the good ship animals were destroyed The to coal give employment transplanted written In the form of a brief “that snowed under steadied on her path they were hurled at sea A year ago McCarl refused to nfinors Sergio Osmena was elected vice presithe statute unnecessarily and arbiAnd so boys nnd girls ends the saga dent and victory of Manuel Roxas sanction an allocation to the factory trarily Infringes upon the Individual Servto from recovery funds Then congress Paredes and Camllo Osias asQulntln liberties of the employer and the emon on turned he new sured the project the leadground president ample ployee and Is therefore Invalid" that it discriminated against private asnational ership In the unicameral This Is the first of a proposed series digestion while a perfume made from sembly where Tie also will havela clear Industry” McCarl says the Department Odors of Many Blossoms of opinions on recent federal legislaof the Interior went ahead with letting Are Far From Agreeable vine leaves was supposed tb keep the voting majority of lawyers It tion by the committee mind clear Contracts for the construction term of ofilee Is six nevertscents have the Quezon's ages Throughout years heless and was formulated 'by a Subcommittee and bis annual salary "til be $15000 the building la about 60 exercised © fascination over mankind methods today do not consisting of Earl FReed of Pitta The commonwealth will be a differ greatly from those employed long per cent completed In f days says Tit Bits Magazine burgh chairman Ilarold Beacom Chi Incense-in- d was written- Everyday prelude to complete Independence from frankincense d "cago IlaroTd J Gnllngh'erNew York'! the United States iTsO LU T I O NS flowers still form the basis of all really Quezon who Is adopted by the Iowa in the temples of most religious orders Buffalo D J Keneflek Harrison It y of Spanish blood Is fifty seven largelFarmers union In convention at On a granite tablet at the base of the good scents although synthetic prepyears McGraw Cleveland Gurney E demand old He has numerous friends and acIvs Moines that President Sphinx there Is still to be seen a rep- aration’s are sometimes used In cheap Los Angeles Hal H Smith quaintances In the United States and Roosevelt dismiss Secretary of Agrl resentation of King Thothmes IV burn- varieties There are 4300 varieties of Richand E Randolph Williams for a long time has teen a frequent culture Wallace from the cabinet and ing Incense as an offering It was the flowers grown la Europe of which mond Ya In his endeavor visitor In Washington halt "the program of hunger" The custom to prescribe certain perfumgs only 400 possess any agreeable siuelL AAA was called “Infamous Copies of the opinion were sent to to gain Independence for the island worthies' In cases of Illness The smell of white More’ than 3500 types of blooms art and archipelago Si members of the full committee and virion" violets was said to be good for the disagreeable la odor IXyfATTERS In Geneva were rapidly approaching a crisis — a crisis for for European peace lltaly and Ethiopia iand for the League of Nations' Itself The Italian cabinet tn i it i $ UTAH FLY SPREADS DISEASE S ECCLES head of the has been system by the President and so will be chairman of the board that will Into operation the new banking put reform law- - Later the President will name six other members of the board Mr Ecclea Is the exponent of the theories that monetary control must be from a “national viewpoint" that the should spend heavily In government bad times to create and employment expand credit and that It should tax In good years to reduce debt and prevent excessive accumulation of Income MARRINER ” AVAST AE - - r The common house fly Is a However the fly doesn’t bother to Jerk a thumb and tsk a ride autos or even It flies Into moving Talas or airplanes without permi of ilon and often travels hundreds nlles before leaving Its chosen vehicle This habit of files traveling great Ilstancea on other power than their wn has made local fly eradication less effective than tho yampalgns Cases have been ytmpalgners hoped found where a fly carried dlseaso terms on Its legs and body for mile ind Infected people In the community where It settled No previous enseo f the dlsehse were In existence la and health authe new community thorities could find no other sourco jf Infection than flies Repeated warnings of physician ind health officials have apparently failed to Instill a proper fear of tho house fly In the average mind a more thorough knowledge of the habits of a fly would Increase die respect for this tiny Insect to authorities on the subject Decent cleanliness tn any homo e requires protection against the of files Whether a fly Is visitor he io or a an effeetivo I danger Fortunately program can be conducfefd n any home by the use of a reliable ly spray containing an nmple quantity of I’yrethrlns ft product derived which io flowers from I’yfethrum leath to flies when sprayed in a fine mist "" Malt' Play With Leoparda strange fasclnatlo Possessing a mysterious man for wild animals has been visiting the London Zoo recently and playing with the leopards lie arrives usually at quiet times leaps over the fence In front of the cages rolls up his and then one by one caresses ani even kisses the great When he stretches his baro beasts arm between the bars the animals come to him and fight among themselves for his favor but never harm In another cage a Kenya Hob him tries to get through the bars to wId The stranger Is about a caress ive 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