Show K Jr THE GARLAND TIMES GARLAND UTAH portance of Its airports Muggins — “1 can’t “possibly conceive of people living In the Stone age" This Is Bugglns — “Oh I don’t know a pretty age we are living in now” SIlllcus — "Sometimes I think It realf clover" ly Is lucky to Ond a I knew a fellow Cynlcus— “Nonsense who found a plenty of them but he got married Just the same" Muggins— “It Is true that all women are slaves to dress and yet how ridiculous a woman looks when she follows the fashions” Huggins — "And how ridiculous she looks when she doesn’t" Tommy — “While she was out ehop-ping today mother says she bought some Curios What Is a curio Pop?” Tommy’s lop— "A curio my son Is anything thht costs about ten times whut It Is worth" ' Tbe value of sticking to Impress the fly wbo a fly paper to It mnst fall has landed on to dry saves In Women In Ilussla are now on a pnr with men as far as wages duties and rights are concerned Donna Ester Lombardo an nrdent Fascist Is editor of tbe only feminist In Italy tbe Vita newspaper WISE WORDS Victor and substantial vanquished agreement It be as Oblcl The vocabulary of many rapher Is as abbreviated as —Murray Morton Where lead Is a Think enter The tongue There are want badly Do down pea- One makes a stenogher skirt good good Is the best Is the heart not that at th - out - the feet before yon answer to the treasury of the in s thing person Is of the blind a beauty no faults order the gives thee tree to shade w la be cot coin the empty money-bmore noise than when It Is full In If you would keep your secret your enemies keep It also from friends HISTORY Jacob It’s better to rend one several times than soveral once — Dnvld Lloyd George but Inclines of the going Silence stupid qnlet Is Do not be nshnmcd to say what you are not ashamed to think— Montaigne the mind The the country Every man with a criminal record public property— Police Inspector O’Brien of New York never unite Tacitus — PROVERBS end — A business office should ns a gravejurd— Amedeo nut king lie who spends his present la dwell Ing on melancholy events of the past la half dead already ARABIAN SAYINGS Is not only an Herbert Hoover who are big enough to profit advice Seldom peed to seek It God does not pay weekly Americana have not gone pleasure mad — Adolph Lewlsohn copper magnate Miss Alice V Ilalpln buer of metals for a furnace company In Newark N J Is considered one of the best judges of pig Iron In the trade’ In Justice Those wise The little man depends upon load words and demonstration to prove bis the big presence In an assemblage man Is recognized without either Fresh air and exercise aid children’s appetites On rainy days when they cannot go out they may he dressed warmly and allowed to play in a room with the windows open TIMELY Utt) endure counts Help prevent colds by eating plenty of bulky foods and those rich "with vltn mines such as milk eggs spinach carrots oranges and cod liver oil The average expectation of life In the United States Is 5752 years for women and 5533 years for men death wait presence of stand still and are not blg enongk ts Fomejpeople which success perhaps se for them not having any child's diet may vegetable properly prepared corn and dried beans any In cooking beets or red cabbage keep the red color by adding a of vinegar to each pint of cooking water Of the 380 000 persons employed factories In Sweden ubout are women alike Truth walks through life naked and unashamed— Falsehood alone resorts to many guises and disguises Overshoes and ralncoata will last longer if kept away from strong heat The clude except painful The most comfortable companion la the one who does not bore as with Intelligence— nor Its absence TIPS TO HOUSEWIVES Care In hanging clothes much work In ironing Is talk-e- Many persons mistake ambition for ability and thereby bangs a "fall” by The big three of modern life: the movie theater the corner drug stort and the delicatessen— Los Angeles Times given women In Italy are In employment Miss I'thel Mar a Chinese girl Is a pnjlng teller in a bank In Seattle Wash Tut Tut Michael In the thoughts Among onr leading conversational bores ts the man who baa Just purchased a new car The I’nlted States hns nearly 80000 women In executive civil service post turns Married preference ACTIVITY Forced conversation to the talker and tbe of To prevent crystallization of grape Jelly cook one cup of diced tart ' ple with each quart of gropes FEMININE FINNEY OF THE FORCE day we shall Judge tbe a city by the number Some Tou never con tell Some mighty big men have been known to crawl out of some mighty little holes from your OF MOTORING ascends on high bonk books To Be — Or Not to Bo find a Job here? Workingman— Can Boss— Lei me seel Here’s a man who Isn’t here today If he Isn’t here tomorrow either I’ll send him away and you cun get his Job The space Israelites seek for new parking Centenarians Steal in ivlni In 1010 theie were 3555 eentenarl ana whereas In 1920 the number A“L All Winter More women than ported was 4207 men reported In 1920 1501 of the Marveloni Omata Good Hotels Teeitrl Splendid HoadaHjorfeova Moulgfaa centenarians were men and 2700 were f'empe— View Thm wnderful deter t reenrltcKe JTetl women A married a man enjoys attending Writs Ort A Chaffs y wedding almost as much s lie does a Ignorance occasionally borrows garfuneral ments and poses us wisdom CALIFORNIA § cnnasHafiEnlU P iIiii Spring - gsyes you mew (gjjfttgK NO wonder It's called crisp Post Toasties tlie Vale up Food! breakfast cereal turns so quickly into fresh abundant energy to start the new day There’s stored rich energy up in those toasted flavory flakes energy so easy to digest that your body gets this rich supply of new vigor quickly And energy is just half the reason why people eat it! 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