Show THE : : GARLAND TIMES GARLAND UTAH SiProMCOEIE AS LITTLE WHAT GET" IF I DO DOESN'T THIS PERFUME TO YOU ALVIN ?" ANYTHING DON’T REGGIE By Margarita SPOR TUGH T Connie and Lonnie and Mack GRANTLAND RICE ago a kid new shoots are stronger and livewin the lier than ever My soul is more lulaw Aristides name minous when my body powers beHi flrat Kentucky Derby Matt Winn now nearly 83 year gin to fall The snows of winter old may be on my head but the sunSeventy years ago another kid shine of eternal spring is In my showed up In one of the minor heart" This Is the answer to Winn Mack eastern ball parks and Stagg— "The snows of winter Pittsfield possibly as a lean lank may be on their beads but the sunshine of eternal spring is in their catcher scrawny His name Is Connie hearts" They never look bAind Mack now 86 years They look only to the days and old years ahead The past is dust It is tomorrow that matters This 70 only Also om I years ago a high keeps 'em young F i I 'k I school kid did some The Bit Yiar 1 f and play pitching Unless an unexpected Jolt arrives ing end before he Grantland Rloe entered Yale His at some early date Messrs Winn 1949 name Is Alonzo Stagg also set at and Mack both figure that may be the best year either has the tender age of 86 ever known Here are three men who might Colonel Winn is certain that his have the slogan "Life can begin will lure more than 100000 at any age but it only warms up Derby spectators into his stands and set in the 80s" For Matt Winn is a new mark There seems to be for the the act production handling centers that doubt In 75th Kentucky Derby the greatest grave Kentucky many ever drew any Derby of them all In the words and mind 100000 fans of this Incredible turfman Two yean ago this doubt was At the same time Connie expressed In loud tones I asked Mack is dreaming of his 10th Winn for the correct Colonel pennant actively la charge of figures a ball dab that has a chanee Til tell you” he said "Tell te win with Just a few Incky those who doubt the figures that I will be glad to bet $10000 that we spins from the wheel of chanoe And with Messrs Winn and Mack had 100000 or more spectators and if they care to take the bet I’ll featured entries in racing and baseball Lonnie Stagg la actively guarantee to prove it to their comsatisfaction” No one cared helping young Lonnie his son to plete teach the young men in a Pennsyl- to take the bet Derby Day at Churchill Downs Is vania college how to tackle block You can call run and throw passes beyond description Her are three men who can lay the place a madhouse and then claim to a total of 260 years and retire But for all that it is a terare not only actively connected rific show due largely to tradition of Colonel and the showmanship with sport but In two instances Winn and Mack with the biggest Matt Winn The amazing feature is that so many take their beating shows of the year year after year and come back for This has never happened bemore fore Certainly no two men at Se far aa competition gees the ages of 86 and 88 have 1949 has everything It takes t In sack roles leading played build up interest with the posst Is 86 and at prob-Stagg sport blllty or probability of a big ably ln better condition than field The next either two weeks will tell us more AnIn Los At a party one night about this In the same way Connie Mack geles two years ago I recall the block that Stagg put on the burly believes be has a good chance to explaining some win the American league flag Curly Lambeau coach as the man then big again He makes no pennant preplay of the Green Bay Packers showed dictions but he will explain to you astonishment Connie Mack that If one or two things happen his said T think I’ll leave for my seat his Athletics will be in front at the finish He fully expects to be runbefore I get killed" down the stretch It was Victor Hugo who wrote In ning effect— "I feel in myself the future in September and this time he s life I am like a forest that more equipped with reserves to handle than once has been cut down The bad breaks SEVENTY-FOU- year By Tom REG’LAR FELLERS By Gene Byrnes JITTER SUNNYSJDE ' by ClarkS Haas Gregory Ip your scissors rcfusi TO CUT ROSS 8TSMS AT THE FIRST SNIP IT’S PROBABLY BECAUSE THEY'RE TOO DULL IN ADDITION TO SHARPEN-INTHE SLADES AND THE SCREW HOLDING them together file or GRIND A NOTCH IN ONE OF THE BLADES THIS WILL HOLD THE STEM IN PLACE WHILE THE OTHER BLADE IS CUTTING IT FROM THE ROSE GRANDMA By OK I cOVE Charles Kuhn T WATCH MIS Cute little mustache vviOGlE when me talksA FASTENED WITH DOOR OR WINDOW ADJUSTABLE HOOK OF THE TYPE SHOWN HERE CANNOT BE OPENED THIS SAFETY BY SMALL CHILDREN HOOK IS MADE BY CUTTING A REGULAR DOOR HOOK IN TWOTHREAD-IN- AN THE SCREWING ENDS TIGHTEN S AND THEM INTO A MERE TWIST WILL OR LOOSEN THE HOOK A |