Show THE GARLAND TIMES ( UTAH GARLAND correspondCONTEMPLATIVE ent wants to know which I the bigger gamble — baseball rookies or race horses Many There isn’t much difference are called but few ever hit 300 or win big etakee— possibly one out of A KNOW IT 'i OPEN1 l'fA TC STING IT OUT IF IT'S IT AIN'T A GOOD VIOLIN RAIN WON'T HURT WON'T WAVE TO TAKE ANY MORE LSSSOHf!" wYEAW NANCY LITTLE REGGIE JU5T LOVE 5 HIM GETTING A'ADIY '"THIS 5ERIOU $! ' By Ernie Bushmiller By 15 Margarita hundred Race horsee the good ones usually cost more money ranging from to $70000 to tha higher brackets of the Tigere came Yet Wakefield to for a $32000 bonue and Curt Simmons of the Philliei was somewhere to the $60000 class It also Is reported that if the young a while had waited longer the Red Sox would have gone to $100000 or more la the closest to PeriSimmons cles the $68000 colt who won one race If Blmmoai wine only one Ben Chapman will absorb game at least one keg of cyanide Wakefield - and Bob Simmons Brown are three of the higher investWakefield has been no part ments of a bargain at his price tag while o far neither Simmon nor Brown has drawn a chance But rookies on their way to fame are scarce Last year the Cardinals had only one from a big crop— Jim Hearn a pitcher The Giants caught a find In Jansen— the Dodgers in Robinson to mention two of the best Few outsiders realise the size of a The Dodgers had somefarm crop at thing like 500 budding phenoms Vero Beach —the Giants over 400 at Sanford Fla and the Cardinals over 400 at Albany Ga From the 1200 young ball gathered at these three locations tha Dodgers Giants and Cardinals would be highly pleased to have 30 future big leaguera Some vital statisticians have made It ene ont of 200 So the percentage of young rookies and promising yearlings who make good is about the same — few and far A for Hr escape” eald ttM "That’s man ”1 carry one with me eo I cae windoe let myself down from the without troubling anyone” "Good plan” said the landlord like with fire escape "but guest that pay to advance at this hotel” THE BIG BORE The club bore was boasting of hi difbetween ability to distinguish Finally one of tha ferent beverages listener took a flask from his pocket to tasta and asked the connoisseur it and tell him what it waa1 Tha man tasted a mouthful and promptly spat it out "Great Scott” he fried ’That! gasoline! ” "I know” came the bland reply “But what brand?” apart MUTT AND JEFF JITTER By Bud FUlier By Arthur Pointer Duffers Lead the Parade many golf writers are writing the Nelsons Hogans and Demarets In place of the duffers and the average golfers who compose at least per cent of the Too about REG’LAR FELLERS By Gene Byrnes By Len Kleii MISSED Successor to Joe Louis? In the boxing game about five out of 5000 or possibly 10000 make good They have been looking around for a good young heavyweight to take the place of Joe Louis for aix years Not an Six years and no answer echo But Walter Friedman tells me that there is a good young Irish heavyweight named Ray Stevens working out of San Francisco who may be the one “He’s six feet two weigh 205 pounde” Friedman says “I know of one offer of $20000 and another of $30000 which have been refused for his contract They won’t even listen to $50000 Be’a a good boxer and a good puncher He can knock yon down with a short punch He’s only 23 years old “Give him a break and you might be the first to boost the next heavyweight champion of the world” Stevens is hereby given favorable And he doesn’t have to be mention too good game There would be no golf if it were not for the duffer and the average golfer The few left couldn’t afford to keep the courses to condition They couldn't keep the manufacturers going And without tha duffer and the average golfer golf crowds would be under 500 and there would be no teachers and not many caddies The stars would be playing for $500— not $10000 Above all we love and admire the flaming spirit of the duffer who each year is going to remove at least five or maybe 10 stroke from his game I was talking about the duffer with A1 Ciuci Fresh Meadow pro vho the has taught so many thousands star professionals for so cluding many years “What” I asked “are the chief faults the duffers or the average players have? And what by the way is an average golfej?” “An average golfer’ replied uci “la ene who shoots around 100 That’s a good average Borne are around 98 or 92 Others well above 11$ We caa caQ It 104 and be safe “What is the most common fault?” 1 asked “Slicing” said Professor duel “There are many hookers of course but many more slicera Slicing is largely due to not turning the body enough to taking the club back outside the line of flight and bringing it into the ball from the outside “The club head should be taken back slightly inside It ahould be brought down lnsida with the club heed aiming for a target slightly to the right not whipped from the toside to the Inside “Moot sllcers aim to the left of the course In order to allow for the slice Xvo seen them do this by the thousands A slice usually coat from 30 to 40 Take enough turn yard and let the club bead travel slightly t the right Exit “Emergency” peraon en TALL tered a hotel to a small towi occurred where several Area had a pries and applied for a room at tha which entitled him to lodging on house Among hb top floor of the noticed i the proprietor belonging coil of rope end asked what it wai An Irishman with the British force waa telling expeditionary his friends of his narrow escape at Dunkerque "The bullet went to me chest and came out me back” Pat said “But" answered hi friend “it would go through your heart and kill you” “But me heart waa In me mouth” cam the quick reply DEPARTMENT - hi iiii — ii—iii WANTED TO BUY WE BUY AND SELL Office Furniture File Tjpewnters Safe! 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