Show THE GARLAND "Well there s calculation advertising— office rent telephones and help— livings for George and me — all only until the golden flood begins to roll In Say oh say five dollars That should be thousand sufficient to launch the business” drew a The elderly gentleman checkbook from his pocket and unThe limbered his fountain pen beady eyes glistened The elderly turned to the back "of a gentleman check and began to figure The slim one exhaled sharply opened his mouth to speak but thought better of it In a few moments the elderly gentleman stopped figuring and looked out the car window stroking his He shook his goatee reflectively TIMES GARLAND UTAH covert THj FICTION CORNER w KEEPERS FINDER By CHARLES chauffeur pulled the lung ""black car over to the side of the dusty road and the elderly gentleman in the tonneau leaned forward to open the door for the two hitchhikers The slim nervous one with the beady black eyes sat on one side of the elderly gentleman the large sleepy one on the other The elderly gentleman's hands were folded benignly in his lap His rather vague eyes peered friendly at first one then the other He broke the silence “My name is Vandermoor gentlemen you? The slim nervous one sat up "Any relation to the Vasharply ndermoor bank family?” “Yes” said the elderly gentleman stroking his gray goatee “1 if have that honor you call it one " ‘Then” said the slim one "this is your lucky day Ain’t it George?” The big one took his hungry gaze from the passing orange trees long to and grunt agreement enough turned back to contemplating the luscious fruit The slim one fixed the elderly gentleman with a gimlet eye and hooked a taut finger confidently in bis lapel “Have the you ever neglected birthday of a loved one and spent nights of sleepless regret?” he "Have you ever probed Intensely slipped up on remembering an anniversary and gone to the doghouse as a result— or failed to congratulate a friend on a promotion and gotten the fishy eye the next time Have you?” you met? "Well yes” apologized the elder"I have I am a trifle ly gentleman at times” adding defenforgetful sively “but then most people are” “Ah” pressed the slim one giving the lapel an impressive shake "my point exactly Most people are like you forgetful and they suffer for it They suffer because they know the slight or omission was not and realize too that the intended neglected one is certain to wrongly interpret it Maybe a long friendor a wife or ship will be strained daughter hurt "But suppose you were to suddenin a find yourself ly position where those slights and omissions never Wouldn’t you happened any more! be delighted— especially if it meant no effort on your part no strain in fact no time nothing beyond the payment of a very small fee?" The elderly gentleman nodded ”1 most would be as imagine people as I” delighted ”My point again!” cried the slim one “Now George and I are at this moment on our way to Los Angeles to initiate just such a servWe plan to call it The ice Co Inc JJht PALMER “All you have to do is give us the names of the people whose anniversaries you want to remember with the dates if you have them otherwise we will look them up for you "Give us too the names of people whose promotions marriages births deaths and so on you want to mark with a gift or note and our clipping service will watch the papers and other sources of information When an item pops up on the calendar we keep in your name we notify you— and for a small ditional fee we will even write an appropriate note or purchase and forward a gift Now tell me: Does that fill a need?” The elderly gentleman’s eyes were bright with interest “Amazing 9 12 14 15 16 18 20 21 22 24 26 28 30 32 35 37 39 40 42 44 45 47 49 father 51 53 56 59 60 61 63 64 65 Learning To remain suspended in a liquid Privilege Story Ocean Denies Conjunction Contract To appoint 11 13 Birthplace Columbus 17 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 of “ ‘Okay he tore It op” ssid T bit' maid 23 List 25 Firm grasp cup 27 Drinking 29 Metal sheel filled need man! Exactly what Put me down as your first subscriber” “You see!” said the slim one ‘‘You snapped at it So will others Which brings us to the heart of the matter doesn’t it George?" George turned from the oranges long to grunt a second agreeenough ment and turned back to his contemplation An orange would go vry very good just now The slim one grasped the elderly gentleman’s lapel again I called this “Mr Vandermoor You being your lucky day It is have money which a Vandermoor you are probably willing to treble on a proposition that can’t miss George and I have such a proposition but no money Now why can’t we get together on this thing’” the elderly "Hmm” remarked gentleman "How much capital do you estimate your venture will re- quire?” slim The one inspected Next him with 25 Clan Trenches around castles in 49 City 50 So be it Utae Italy Answer 52 54 55 57 58 62 Patti with explosives To bark shrilly 33 Color 34 Constellation 36 French 38 41 43 soldier Shelter Having no tonal quality Space enclosed by mouths of a river the Piece 3brcSi Reserved Section The movie urher was in the dentist’s chair ‘‘Now Miss” asked the dentist “which tooth is giving you all the trouble?” “Second from the left in the she replied She never wears slacks or ridpants— so one f can’t laugh at ing her “expanse’’ No Chance dear come kiss your “Georgie new governess” I don’t dare to Georgie— No I’m afraid Daddy kissed her yesterday and she slapped his face your be in error You least ten thousand dolyour proposition under way” Smart The blood slowly flowed back into slim one's cheeks Mr Vander- - "Have you got anything a rainy day?” "Yeah— an umbrella" the Strict Heating apparatus the sheltered side Examination Insane Affirmative Earth goddess To Nankti the Then be kissed young of the -- put sway for check regretfully and turned his checkbook over and poised his pen "I am a man of quick decisions" he told the slim one ”1 am convinced of the worth of your idea and of your ability to carry it Your name?” The slim through one supplied it and the elderly gentleman wrote out the check tore it from the book and handed it to DEAUTIFULLY easy to wear-j- oy to care for is and such a the flattering button front frock This one created for the matron sweethas a soft heart neckline nicely shaped sleeves and a perky bow tie in Ruffles Pattern No 40 38 yards 1660 42 44 46 of 35 or fb comes and 48 In sizes Size fb ASK ME 34 36 company" from the highway A uniformed from the gate unlock the ponderous iron which effectively barred the The ear swung and stopped smoothly attendant hobbled house grilles to driveway Suddenly the slim one bent forward His eyes rested on a small bronze plate set in the stone pillar Home for the Mentally “Sunnyside Diseased” he read slowly choking He turned as the words sunk in toward flicking a rather George hopeless glance in his direction George turned away sadly — to again appraise the oranges The slim one’s eyes dropped to the flourishing signature on the check he still held in his hands "Napoleon Vandermoor” he quoted for His lips tightened murderously a moment then he grinned sheepishly "Okay Napoleon” he said “I bit but Your name ain’t Vandermoor Just to even it up George and me ain’t starting any Because somebody Service either! else beat us to it a year ago see and all we wanted your dough for was to skip the country before the dicks caught up to us ” He kissed the check regretfully then tore it into little pieces and tossed them in the air watching them flutter down "Come on George" he said “oranges for breakfast” “The elderly watched gentleman them trudge down the road and stroked his goatee contemplatively as the car rolled up the drive It stopped m front of a brick building with barred windows and be stood beside the car for a moment “Harvey" he said to the waiting driver "wait here for me I’ll be only a moment” The chauffeur touched his cap respectfully “Yes Doctor Vandermoor” he U:lVVWih ITCHH1GSKK! 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