Show THE GARLAND TIMES GARLAND UTAH Ba Glad! GLAD of life because ft BEgives you the chance to love and to work to play and to look up at the stars to be satisfied with your possessions but not contented with yourself until you have made the best of them to despise nothing in the world except falsehood and meanness and to fear nothing except cowardice — Henry Van Dyke THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young THE FEATHERHEADS COME OFF uj — NtoUR By Qbor— take JUST HAVE thavi out Time ic? BbF Ore dinMeR None in Use FEU IS UPSTAIRS HE WAS CLEANIHG-THWALKS PUT — he'll be eight HAD FLOCK DOWM You CAM CA'SILY GUESTS WAV THIS PLACE IS CLEANED UP — AND THESE FANCY A OF SNOVJ SHOVEL Quay Tx? 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