Show TIMES THE GARLAND GARLAND and Persons in the Current News Scenes UTAH oy fe' Head the List Home Heating imiinu rrr4nv y i i Will 'ft rfliftu: :& m ief ' fA4 ' i rnifrJ v-- f i nrr r 0 £ kfl 11' J JV '"4 - JhAvid about International 4 tiajw4fc t“A flit ' T £? 1 — James Roosevelt eldest son of the President who has 2— French battleship of the Atlantic fleet now patrolmg Spanish 2— Homer Martin president of the United Automobile Workers officials of the union in the automobile strike taken over a secretarial job in the White House waters- as- a result of the Spanish civil war (standing) as he discussed strategy with other New Secret Service Chief Takes Office ELECTED RABBI CIIIEF I " 4 "? y i fff' t '' - - rfe s I !! :'-'-) feCt :' y " VS a ¥“ -r j ' s' f 29 ' fC Jf 't v !fsC' y'f(it( ’i v’55' f i‘ ' iij-- Ethiopia 'w? :f 4 ji && ffaf t-j fa fi4 ' i fy- v A ys t i vi'V5 kA ' ii 11 Left to right Frank J Wilson who has been appointed secret service chief is seen here with his chief Henry Morgenthau Jr secretary of Mr Wilson the man who put At Capone behind prison the treasury bars succeeds William II Moran who retired AUTO EXECUTIVE m: y Dr Isaac Herzog chief rabbi of Dublin Ireland who was elected chief rabbi of Palestine by a council of 70 elders to succeed the late He is a man of great Rabbi Kook culture in lay as well as spiritual matters He has degrees from three universities and specialized in classical languages and mathematics The office of chief rabbi of Palestine is a sort of ministry of religion “Rusty” Takes Kinks Out of His Crew r : Britain was going didn’t When Russia poked her snoot into the Spanish mess there was going to be armed action by other but wasn’t When apan began to nibble again at China there was going to be intervention but all that was that the League of Nations chirped despairingly and then put its head bade under wing Somehow I’m thinking of the two fellows who started fighting end when bystanders rushed in to' separate them the one who was getting the worst of it yelled: “Five or six of you hang on to that big brute Anybody can hold its Curing Temperament ' I tried the stuff once —just once— but the presiding judge in my case was - a lady For years I’d been trudging as steadily as a milkman’s horse whereas being a practitioner of a creative profession I said to myself I really ought to stage some temperament just to make the famSo I rehearsed ily appreciate me and went downstairs one my morning and put it on So my wife looked ma across the breakfast at table and said: “I know what the trouble with you is You’re bilious You’ll take some calomel’’ Well what are you going to do when a beautifully staged emotional outburst is diagnosed not as the promptings of a tortured soul but as liver complaint? You guessed it I took the calomel and I pledge you my word haven’t had an attack since The Law’s Delays a Massachusetts Supreme reversed a felony convicbecause the prosecution in filing record stated that the crime was committed “on the fifteenth day of to state 1855” but failed June whether the year was 1855 A D or 1855 B C "And ever since then on quibbles almost equally foolish — such as a comma or an upside misplaced down period— other high courts have been defeating the ends of justice and setting at naught the decisions of honest juries Science has gone ahead medicine has taken enormous stepfi forward but law still rides in a stage coach and hunts with a flintlock musket Has it ever occurred to anyone that one reason for the law's delays is a lack of the thing called common ONCE sense? From riveter boiler maker and shop worker to executive vice president of General Motors corporation is a brief career picture of William S Knudsen General Motors’ principal representative in the recent Knudautomotive labor situation sen is widely knowm in the motor car world Of Dinosaur Footprints DACK in 1858 a coUege professor discovered on a sandstone ledge in Massachusetts a whole batch of imbedded tracks of the dinosaur — as familiarly known to geologists dinah just as among its scientific friends the great winged lizard is frequently referred to as big liz At the time the discovery created a slight no excitement— merely shock of surprise to the old families Rusty Callow University of Pennsylvania rowing coach looks over a upon learning there was something trio of crew aspirants as they bnd their backs to the ash at the season’s historic in Massachusetts antedatFor the naturfirst indoor crew workout Crewmen stroking under the coach’s watch- ing the Mayflower ful eyes are: George Nichols of Clinton Ind George Pepper of Phila- alists figured those tracks had been delphia Pa and William L Disston (stroke) of Philadelphia Pa (names left more than 150000000 years ago in left to right order) This marked the start of Rusty’s eleventh year And they were suffered to remain nearly eighty years more at U of P as crew mentor But here recently it develops that chiselparties unknown have outbeen and toting ing Dinah’s footprints them off This would seem to indicate either that America is getor that ting or both are operating So if a slinky gentleman should come to the side door offering a the for parlor specimen prime whatnot don't trade with him readNext time he er — call the police mav come back with a dornick off of Plymouth Rock or the cornerstone of Harvard college or the name plate from Cotton Mather’s coffin IRVIV S COBB gl— WU Set ii t Meaning of “If M S” on Ship “II M S” preceding the name of vessel stands for ILs (or Her) Majesty’s ship The letters are used in connection only with vessels m the British service Popularly “H M is supposed to be the abbreviation of His Majesty's steamer but the letters were used in the names of British ships long befor the commercial development of the steamboat ”H M S” is also the abbreviation of Ilia Majesty’s Serv- S” uninvited and wholly unexpected “guest” arrived in the home of Horace W Miller near York Pa when the pictured car driven by M Carvell Rothrock broke through the house wall to enter the Miller home Police allege that Rothrock was driving too fast around a curve and they reported also that both Rothrock and a companion who was riding with him were unhurt The Miller house however was considerably damaged ice Greatest Vanity vanities and fopperies to gentility is the greatest of —Robert brag Burton damper and the chimney When it’s open it slows up the burning speed of the fire closed it quickens the speed Ashpit Damper — located below the grates and controls the amount of air supplied to the fire To produce the best results these dampers should work together— when one is open the other should be closed and vice versa In mild weather when a slow lasting fire is needed the check damp er should be wide open and the ashpit damper closed When more heat is needed the check damper should be partly closed the ashpit damper partly oper For extremely cold weather the check damper should be closed tight the ashpit damper wide open The proper use of these two dampers Insures the proper degree of heat at all times on a minimum amount of fuel Copyrtfht — WNU Barrie Eoleman Mantle LANTERN Use your Coleman In hundred of placao where aa ordinary tern la neeleaa Um It lor chorea hunting fuhtng or on any k tnms night lob Wind night into day nun or anow can’t put it out High candlepowar light and gaaolina Keroseno model! 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