Show J THE GARLAND TIMES UTAH GARLAND THIS WEEK Adventurers’ The looking “ Private well advertised very big moving War ” Queen Mary up to her New thousand this is the story of Charley Carson of New Voik city who gets the pink blue and green jitters every time he has to go in the subway Does that sound queer to you? It does to me I’m one of those birds who gets nervous when I get up to any height more than two stories above the street The subway is my idea of a swell place to power be because you can't fall out of it Iiut then if I'd had Charley’s excompression is that of the flying enperience I don't suppose it’s falling that I’d be worried about gine which compresses the power of a Now th is yarn (joe back to a certain scrap the United States had horse Into less than three with Spain — a scrap that started In the year 1898 It was officially known pounds of metul as the war but Charley says there was a certain group known as the Economy league who’d have us believe it was a The government offered for sale six ping pong tournament hundred millions of 2 per cent bonds Whatever It was ( "hurley was plnying on the American team and for two four hundred millions of per cent whatand hill bandits Cuban lie and with in matches Spaniards years engaged notes The whole Issue Is oversunot without havlnp any serious mishaps or getting any of the embalmed beef bscribed Then one day he ran Into an between halves they served for refreshments It Is a comfort for those that have adventure that 'turned his hair pray overnipht money and want no risk to Invest even at low Interest rates free of Income Charley Was No Caveman But Geology Did Interest Him tax payments The Spaniards duln’t have amthinp to do with It Neither did the bandits Such an investment Is numb simpler up In the hills Thing- were pietty quiet by that flrne' as' f'ir as fighting went eo the brass tiats bepan easting about for some sort of uelivlty to keep the boys than running the risk of a business and to enterprise with pay rolls and Jobs atproperly exercised Charley was In the Seventh United States cavalry at Cuanajay 20 miles out from tached that outfit fell the Job of building a the city of Havana To tax heavily the man who uses his and In Now Charley has always been of an inquisitive disposition money and brains to give work to othhis spare time he and a few other lads went prowling around Investigaters and free from taxation those that It was hilly terrain and about a mile and a half ing the countryside buy bonds and take their ease Is a from camp they found a cav- - the only entrance to which wae a email brand-nekind of democracy The hole that ran about twenty feet straight down Into the ground minute Charley saw that cave he got an itch to explore It Men of middle age and older may He didn’t do anything about the Itch that day but a few days later he set learn from Civil war veterans In the out alone to look that cave over lie took a long rope with him and let himself Memorial day parade some ninety and some one who led New York city’s (I A It procession past ninety-siyears of age All the old soldiers are very thin men averaging In weight less than 140 pounds Ilad they been fat they would be In the grave not In any parade makes 40 pmt 6 111 ut Swat Point of Wisdom The first point of wisdom Is to dls cern that which Is false the second Bridegrooms Don’t Forget know to that which Is true—Lac Rings Says Woman Verger tantlus Mrs Esther Purnell who has completed 35 years as a woman verger at Augustine’s church Fulham England has “mothered” 1900 brides She has greeted each with a motherly smile at the church door and PAINFUL horse power That number of horses hitched In pairs one ahead of would the other “team” more than two hundred and fifty miles long Still more 0V ff'"De sizes 4 6 and 8 illustrations of It material reand of all stitches used quirements Send 15 cents In coins or stamps (coins preferred) to The Sewing Circle Household Arts Dept 259 W Fourteenth St New York N Y Write plainly pattern number your name and address York dock represented In "reality the quintessence of compressed power On the way over she developed one hundred and sixty By FLOYD GIBBONS Famous Headline Hunter BLACK LEAF Keeps Dogs Away from Evergreens Shrubs ete in 160000 Horses A New Democracy Thin Men Live Longer Must We Have War? 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A breath of air — a sure sign that there was an opening someThat spurred Charley on to another frantic effort lie stumbled where ahead to hla feet and reeled along in the direction from which the air was coming In American cotton growers fighting the He was back at the bottom another two minutes he could see stars overhead boll weevil will sympathize with Argenof the hole by which he had entered tine growers attacked by vast swarms He was out of the darkness but still too weak to climb the rope of devouring locusts far worse than that led up 20 feet to the top Once more he collapsed on the ground any weevil The Argentine ministry Then though the akin waa worn off hla and lay there until daylight of agriculture announces 10000 tons of hands he managed to make the long arduous climb to the top He stagdevoured GO 000 acres Invaded cotton gered into camp around breakfast time and went right to the hospital Farmers fight the locusts by erecting And now —well — Charley never can go into the aubway without thinking walls of sheet iron or digging ditches of that cave in the hilla at Guanajay Into which the locusts swarm to be © — vvn 8rv1co sprayed with gasoline and burned 1 Tons of the pests are thus destroyed found but on these are occasional setOregon Trail Was Most tlements while on the Oregon Trail of Mayors of Arab cities In Palestine Extraordinary Highway was no civilized habitation warn tbe British that they must stop The Oregon Trail It has been said except a few trading posts maintained Jewish immigration and tbe sale of was the most extraordinary by the trappers on the long stretch highway to Jews In Palestine The British land known to history It originated with from Independence or Westtport (now answer to the warning will probably the spontaneous use of travelers no Kansas City) on the Missonrl frontier not be satisfactory to tbe Arabs It Is no to It foot of Vancouver Hudson a the Fort Bay transit ever located reported also that the central comno engiIts grade level established company’s post a few miles from the for Palestine of the mittee mouth of the Columbia river neer sought out the fords or built any party" Is distributing literabridges or located the mountain passes ture urging British soldiers in Palesthere was no grading to speak of nor Mail System to tine mutiny Firt roadbed the any attempt at surfacing A Parisian served Paris and her and the general good quality of this Tbe national Socialist convention In with mall long before govern2000 miles of road from the Sllssourl-tCleveland formulating “immediate dements went Into the post office busthe Columbia was to say the least mands” denounces the New I)eul deIn the year 10"3 one M de iness In tbe remarkable observes a put up boxes' In the busiest mands a revision of the Constitution York N’ew streets of Paris and ornamental wrap- and an eud of what Is called the It wns In Its broader sense a na court pers bearing his coat of arms for sale “usurped potter” of the Supreme the government tloual road1 although others were ahead In All one had to do was In all the'e matters Btores a foot for was n"i responsible single of of It Following In the footsteps the trappers and pioneers who discov ered It It became the route of a na tlonal movement of migration of people of an alseeking to avail themselves land where the posmost uninhabited Only across sibilities were unlimited Asia can highways of equal length be wrapper In a store Jut like stamp today put It loosely around hlg letter and deposit In one of the boxes Collections mhrked Vlllayer were made twice daily brought to a and then dls central headquarters the trlbuted wrappers belDg taken off and used again to buy a of tbe d"i eT M A5TERPIECE THE - OF TIRE CONSTRUCTION AUTO RADIO 3795 SENTINEL TYPE Of good quality ad conn ruction and backed by the Firestone name end An out guarantee value in Its standing pnrfe data COURIER A good ble TYPE acrvlce- - tire for of email cart who want new tire eafcfy at owner low coif Socialists a President Lewis of Lafayette col lege thinks wars would end if nion archs who voted for It were put lr That might pre front line trenches vent some wars not alL 5) Klnf "aT'a 'c V"— Lee v K Listen to the Voice Margaret Speaks Fpaturo Syndicate MJ barvico i Designed and constructed by — Firestone skilled tire first quality tire built engineers SEAT COVERS a of all first grade embodying the many Firestone patented features Its exceptional construction quality and service at these low prices are maJe possible by large volume the most efficient in world’s production materials exclusive tire factories Made in all sites for passenger cars trucks and buses Let us show you this new Firestone tire today TPSf TfQCup M copi batteries! makumm raff’s tschosO of IVrtt-n- e featuring Richard Crooks or Nelson Eddy— with M oruy crenings over Nationwide NB Ce—WEAF Network 9 ( |