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Bead the Grape Nuta ad in another column of this paper and learn how to join the Dizzy Dean Winners and win valuable free prizes — Adv Start the Day Right but Begin the day with a laugh better still begin It at 7 a m and don't be behindhand all day for Veterans SANTA MONICA CALIF— another little prophthe ecy by old Doctor Cobb who amateur soothsayer never said a sooth he’s surer of than this one: Agitation for a blanket pension He Used nis Other Chance Two Big Birthdays England Rich Worries The Elephant’i Pulse Panslons New York’s TItterton murder mystery turns out not to be “the perfect Tin'll crime” The murderer an careWashington — I suggested In these epitomized the thought and may say upholsterer or more ago that the the worry of a very great many partia year fully took away the reto cover all World war veteran Dr Pierce’s Pellets ars beet for liver 1030 sans of cord used la bis at this time campaign bowels and stomach Ons little Pellet for gardless of ratings or physical condiBreak t in would bring forth So we have a picture alx months trade with which s laxative —three for a cathartic — Adv tion will start aa soon as those lately-wohe bad bound tbe Party Lines ®otn® of the mostIn ahead of the actual casting of the balbillions are distributed At first unfortunate woman lots In which party amazing oddities lines are torn Real Condolence some veterans’ organbut forgot that be political that this country asunder for countless alignments hundreds of In condolences It Is not what peoization will oppose It had ever known It wa had left some apparent more or lesa Important party figures — not for long though ple say but bow they aay It even strands of twine unduring the battle for ballots In I think everyone agrees that the condiAt first congress will 1032 that a der the body and In the tion comes from the development gigantic shake-uof be lukewarm Then those voting alignment of citizens was In the New Deal principles and policies under pieces of cord It’ll see a great light GAS GAS thanks to excellent These things are now being the leadership of President Roosevelt making and this new pension demonstrated and more proof of the There will be many police work trapped who are now act — one that will be him The sentichanging times seems Just around the doubtful as to their course who will to all previous TIME penwho say mental corner sion acts what a whale realign themselves with the New Deal Ailkir Brlabaa “Give We all have seen how such outstandithe poor la to tadpoles — will be because they were originally Democriminal will note another chance' ng figures as former Gov Alfred E crats and there will be OR passed many who will that the murderer wag a convict on Smith of New York tle Democratic follow the Republican banner At least the veteragain He parole when he killed the woman "77 u on my etomaeh Presidential nominee In 1028 have bolddown the stretch ans have the argument But it seems to me had wn so bed i could not use made chance” aud “another ly flouted President Roosevelt and his that three years of Roosevelt probably of patriotic service on eet or p Bren my New Deal httrt hurt A friend tut theories and we have wit- have established a greater segment of of It side their And isn’t It true to Adlertke The inti getted that nessed such vitriolic outbursts as those dot I took brought m nearly all of ua baa come a new conIndependent voting strength In this Berlin reports a great Hitler relief Now ! with by former Senator James A Reed that country than had resulted from a quarsssp tin end never felt ception of the national figurehead ? No old line Missouri Democrat Mr Jet Filler better and we ter of a century of partisan politics be- a fine birthdayof celebration Including longer la It power— airmilitary display Adlerika acts sn BOTH upper and Yankee Doodle It’s a generous Jolly have watched with Interest the hauling fore The sltuntlon must be construed war tanks fighting men applanes Democrats lower bowels while ordinary laxatives filling by Jeffersonian Santa Claus smiling then as Indicating that hereafter those bringing free and They were parently eager for a fight who find New Deal fantasies-tset on the lower bowel only Adlerika checks a for everybody he that Is who stick definitely In party harness free and could not remember the gives your system a thorough cleansing until the taxpayers start paying the bitter pill to swallow Lately there will continue tq stand hitched because young last war ' ' has come another most Interesting situbringing Out Old poisonous matter that bin: amand have they political aspirations were two you would not believe was in your sysParticularly Interesting ation respecting partisan alignment Defying the Almighty bitions or because economic conditions tem and that has been causing gas lines in the song gunby storm troopC'OLLOWING Although the example set some thq action received much In their communities are better fos- ers and pains sour stomach nervousness 1 years ago by a certain famous per- less attention than I believe It de- tered by the party with which they headaches for months “Today we own Germany a Infidel sonage made a serves the determination of the Vir- have aligned themselves Beyond that Dr H L ShoubNew York the whole world” And tomorrow report: ginia Republicans In their recent conlately defying God to smite It seems to me citizens in most cases 'ln addi tion to intettinal cleansing speech him dead on the spot It seemed first vention at Roanoke to refrain front will vote In Increasing numbers for the Adlerika greatly reduce bacteria oflf s The day after Illfler celebrated his placing a Republican very sound Idea but nothing candidate In the man Instead of the party and colon bacilli " field birthday old Rome celeto the gentlemao took this happened against Senator Carter Glass Give your stomach and bowels a REAL brated her two thousand six hundred for proof there was no God and constitutes to my mind one of the At last after almost two years of and cleansing with Adlerika and see bow Musmost went bla way rejoicing anniversary extraordinary twists ever to take promotion work good you feel Just one spoonful relieves President solini Some look on this as blasphemy celebrates by launching two new but place under our two party system GAS and chronic constipation Sold has Italian cruisers and speeding up airgranted that every man Is entitled to That convention acting utterly without Dream Joned two of h8 plane by all druggists and drug departments production He tells Italian faspeak his opinion on religion I’d call precedent took the position that It was cherished dreams: thers and mothers he must have It pure gall Think of Inviting the AI better to leave the field clear for the Dropped for Italy not later the population harnessing mighty to suspend the entire cosmic election of the veteran senator than to A FAMOUS DOCTOR tides In than of Maine 1950 In 1921 when Mussolini Pnssamaqtioddy scheme while forging a thunderbolt bay to precipitate a political battle by naming and construction took charge of a gigantic canal AS a young man the Italy's population was abolish one solitary copycat of an a Republican candidate Dr R V across Florida 88000000 The ’Quoddy project There will soon be room slatapracticed amateur Ajax Would you call out the Here The reason for the action of the Virmedicine In Pennsylvania standing army of the United States to ginia Republicans Is quite clear In one designed to produce electric power In and food to raise more Italians In His prescriptions met never before turned out was Ethiopia kill a cockroach Easy for all but the mother way with such great demand They felt that Carter Glass al- quantities to cost $40000000 The great Job of that be moved to Democrat who has Lady Killers though a a slit across the face of the England doing well In a business N and put up TT IIAS been In print so often yon carried on hla share of bombardment excavating In form state of Florida to let ships go direct way with more than $2000000000 of Republican his tonic must know It by heart principles and policies yourself: from Atlantic to the Golden Medical Discovery which will elimithe Gulf without worth of Bank of England notes circould do the country more good from At sight of her recreant from ths Intestines nate poisosts Increase gentleman culating among tradesmen la collecting going around the toe of the state was ths sppetltu and tons up ths dlavstive sy friend the poor bruised butterfly felt their standpoint than could be attained to cost $150000000 gold and depleting the French reserves ton Buy ommt Tabs 100 k tii liquid a great sense of her wrongs — the by placing a Republican condidate While England tries to keep down the a amount small a small Is Only that wretch wanted to go back to his wife against him without chance of success price of her pound France sum compared to other New Deal exTo state this premise In another way: or something is afraid she will not be able to keep equally dastardly — and No the next thing she knew she was holdCarter Glass does not swallow the penditures had been wasted on the up the value of her gold franc albefore was tossed canal It ship plans New a Deal whole and as a ing that accl when he Smoking automatic ready devalued by 80 per cent of Its finds In the Into the Umbo of forgotten things but 1914 value dentally happened to be In her handWhat becomes of the objectionable features already has bag along with some lipstick and a Roosevelt program he Is Independent something like $10000000 In gold?” Our dear old dollar caused by an “Morning sickness”—-I- s been used In the attempt to make the “magic was he the enough recipe for fudge has chardeader and of la strength worth only 59 cents and only dealarid condition To avoid it acid must ba agd moon medium work of the the through then acter to the chance of conoffset h prosecutor's voice his feelings Doing this as magnesia ers In exchange know It by tides of ’Quoddy bay Both projects In But Just as a member of the majority victing her for the killing can be charged up to politics and exWhy Physicians Recommend prior to that “everything went black the senate necessarily has moreparty Doctor Benedict of Carnegie laboraweight the country before her eyes” There’s one detail Milnesia Wafers than all of the criticism of the New periments and probably tories finds that tbe adult elephant's will be better off to take the loss and which never varies— that going wafers ars These Deal that could be voiced by a Reheart beats from 22 to SO times a use of avoid form— solid milk tbe of further in money business magnesia purs minute lesa than half tbe human publican— If one could be elected In tbs most pleasant way to taka it Each The President fully Intended to go heartbeat and the It was In the rase they tried re- Virginia — and the Virginia convention elephant heartbeat wafer is approximately equal to a full adult with his plans It’s In this latest chose a course which It believed would through cently In New York respecting la nine strokes faster when tbe anidose of liquid milk of magnesia Chewed these case ran a sore affliction Into two at until he projects Tls Chicago mal la best serve a nation as whole lying down Man's heart beats tbe they correct thoroughly then swallowed vicious In marked Too memof always opposition more rapidly while he stands— becongress by total lapse But It the circumstance acidity in the mouth and throughout the of a ory and frequently and senators cause then It must raise blood the representatives coupled with temdigestive system and insure Quick comparty convention refusing to engage In many realized that they were going to have full height of the body plete elimination of the waste matters that porary Insanity but It’s certainly fine battle that Interests me most Old poets Under cause gas headaches bloated feelings and for marksmanship The lady scores a such circumstances the old Idea of the names ’Quoddy bay and Florida with tired hearts shoqld do their writs doaen other discomforts I wish canal burled at them through the comInvariably perfect ing lying down — the bloods flows horiparty loyalty becomes not only Illogical Milneaia Wafers come in bottles of 20 and I could go blind to order zontally with little but ridiculous Instead of a call to ing campaign If they voted their ap48 at 35o and 60o respectively and in I’d be the beat that battle we see what amounts to call proval by Including additional funds convenient tine for your handbag containever came out of Kentucky Instead for support of for these projects In the relief approEngland Is pleased Sir Robert theoretical opponent ing 12 at 20c Each wafer is approximately of the worst I know who makes tough steel andon't la milk AU what of magnesia one adult dose of going Of course In tbe opinion of many priations of the homes Brawls In Hollywood good drug stores sell and recommend them tbe model nounces a shell for British naval guns Carter Glass Is the outstanding ex- to become for workers near the that can pasa unhurt through armor erected city Start sslag these delicious effective have hot southern I of In the conservative ponent thought NATURALLY thick and explode seems to be the hotPhotograph of plate twelve Inches Democratic party and if he speaks for 'Quoddy bay project gently laxative wafer today on the other side “One "shell of this test there Is although down home I conservative thought In the Democratic this village Indicate It to be a comProfessional samples sent free to registered kind fired in the region of tbe maganever noticed It But up north if party he Is almost speaking for con- munity of which any resident might be zine physicians or dentists if request is mads would probably cause destruction It was constructed to assure on professional letterhead Salad NSwh trouble Impended people would speak servative thought In the Republican proud 1st 4402 2 3rd St tang Island City N Y England la of my hot southern blood when all the party It Is easy to see therefore why the workers on the ’Quoddy project a of a modern battleship” manufacturing tbe shells rapidly time 1 thought I was having a nervous tbe Virginia Republicans the comfortable place In which to live 35 A 60 adopted others are manufacturing airplane chill course they did but where does that They still have the comfortable place bottle bombs that might make thus all Being up t leave party loyalty? What does it In which to live because the govern- naval guns and shells useless adore fighting If aomehody else does mean as to the future alignment of ment still owns the homes but what la our Since of movie heroes those and to become what It people always political thought? In Miami a lady first name Lois Is to be made of the propStage their combats In some utterly disposition and married has husky triplet babies secluded else again Thus spot such as a cafe or a The course followed by the Virginia erty Is something Two gentlemen the official husband I hurry hither and yon of night club electric from the development power more Republicans Is not strange than and one other demand custody of the hoping to be present when an embitthe action of Presl- - tides of ’Quoddy bay has been an engieach calling himself the real tered star satisfies his honor by bouncOn the that has raged for triplets question neering dent Roosevelt father The who Is “father" alleged ing a special order of sweetbreads unIt has recurred who has Indorsed years aa a controversy not the husband would submit to any Hand self The Original Milk si Stngneale Water der glass with mushrooms— twenty Senator Illram Johnfrequently as t political matter but blood teat his lawyer says Ilow would minutes 00 cents— off some rival's In New Deal came were never until tbe son of California and Senator George King Solomon decide that? classic profile Norris of Nebrasks with almost boyany tangible steps taken to Install elecBnt It's hard enough for me to get Senator Johnson and trical equipment In that bay where the ish enthusiasm Darrow one of the counClarence SWELKrBRAND PICKLES’’ In touch with a waiter let alone a Senator In than else run tides not been regarded higher Norris have anywhere try’s most convincing lawyers say good platetossing contest Today the as oa his seventy-nintregular Republicans but they have the world birthday : war correspondents two brisk report WNU — IS— 88 “I say that religion Is the belief In banner for battles on the Hollywood front and been flying the Republican Yet tbe President Most engineers In God hare contended a I don’t believe that future good life many and years I'm absent aa usuaL In to the on In It was the either” Impossible back and place verbally pats them In the main bout both gladiators The hoptoad beside the track watchbay equipment that SALT LAKE S NEWEST HOSTELRY were script writers a offers his blessing proverbially Faced could function sutls-- ing ’the express train go by might During tbe same period we have breed Believe It or not a tigerish Our lobby is delightfully watched Mr Roosevelt playing air Difficultie fsctorlly while at the say reasonably enough : Mr Rlskln tangled with a Mr Rue same “I do not believe In aucb a thing as ceded during the summer Mouths time producgo with tbe La Follettes In Wiskin the presumption being that one a locomotive consin Of course the La Follettes ing electric current at a rate that engineer" Srils ter Every Pee ns A of the gentlemen regarded the other 200 If sense— 200 Baths TJ catalogue themselves as Progressives would bring a return on the treaa a typographical error Moscow baa returned to the JapInvestment but they never have had a great deal mendous necessary FurEnglish Reds Again anese government In Manchukuo with In common with ther than that no one yet has been Democrats i full military honors the bodies of SOMETHING printed here recently Likewise In the senate If one la to able to show where so much electric way the English handle three Japanese killed In a fight with believe gossip The terribandied about energy could be marketed frequently and an their reds pinks prompted EnglSoviet guards The military honors Senator MeNarjf of Oregon the titular tory Is sparsely settled and the Indusish geutleman to write giving further While It wus will not console the widows and reRepublican leader has been only half- trial production Is small details often enough such Incidents In contended that limitless power would peated Wf fiff heartedly fighting the New Deal ’Twould seem that over there all lead to war own bring Industries Into that section fact some of Senator McNary’s the sertants Including public notably were even after actual colleagues claim that he has really Indications school teachers must swear Europe envies our fortunate country to their political work started for only a small Incregiven aid aud comfort to uphold the crown which means they HOTEL which gives only paper dollars and ment In the number of factories and to cannot communism preach their enemies flation paper bonds to Its citizens but in the meantime one can wander other users of energy pupils without violating a solemn oatb has burled in the ground the biggest around the halls of congress and hear The 'Quoddy power Idea probably and If caught so doing they lose their of gold oo earth and most lump private observations fiom men who was the most fascinating official beads lnstanter Moreover no Bafoo 5150 to $300 be stain to art were supposed partisans romantic of anything proposed by tbe or suspected avowed A wonderful thing Is agent of the Ths Tempi Square has a that they have been unable to deterNew Deal for tbe purpose of creating Soviets may use the radio to preach friendly It tells scientists that off the highly desirable mine yet what their course ought to jobs will alwsysfind it laaae Like the proposed Florida ship coast of Greenland sea water contains the overthrow of the existing governulata anpawmely comfortable and be One of them remarked confidentcanal It held potentialities but those more gold than to New York harbor ment In favor of the Russian plan ou son f thnrangbfy oarerHle to he believed would me be that ially sadnstaad why thfa hotel 1st heretofore have been whose opinions In other words — forgive the pun that one village In Switzerland has HIGHLY RECOMMENDED have to consult a clairvoyant before be sound remain unconvinced- that either please — Britain never shall be Slavs lesa goitre thaa another bcause In Tan saa alao apprseiata why i could say'whether he was going to sup the But on the other band American power plan or the canal for a short the first the dewdrops contain more If market etMInctlem te atom port the New Deal or oppose it or try cut across Florid ever be suckers will could beautiful always repay Iodine at thi botolry fence his Of straddle to course the IRVIN 3 COBB for money spent there the government K'n Feature Syndicate Inc ERNEST C ROSSITER Mgr humorous vein but U remark wa 1a i - ALL EAT The last' of Jerusalem's famous fleet of ramshackle open horse drawn has been relegated to the Junk heap In their place modern taxicabs will convey the citizens of Jerusalem anrl visitors up and down the precipitous slopes of the Holy City every visitor to JeruPractically salem used°to take at least one drive ” In one of these horse cabs or They seemed as typically a part of the Jerusalem scene as gonIn dolas la Venice or rickshas Shajig-hacabs column 3 THE Taxis Replace Old Gharries as Vehicles in Holy Citv for the cab driver Unfortunately the steep city streets rehowever cently were asphalted for the benefit of automobile traffic As a result the slipped and cab borsei continually Th Society for 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