Show THE GARLAND BRISBANE News 1"iReview of Current 'S THIS WEEK V 18 and 65 No Perfect Crime A Heavenly 400 Fighting Over River In another President Roosevelt “opening speech of the 1930 campaign” 20000 addressing Democrats Young and of Baltimore the nation on the radio suggested should that youth begin work at eighteen and “old age” stop work at sixtylive should Youth have Its first 18 years at least for exercise study Sixty-fivhappiness be a might good age to stop dull routine work for wages but no man would want to stop real work until death except that six months to look around this side of the grave might be accpprabli Goethe finished the second part of “Faust” when he was past seventy-twand one of the ablest French writers starting a new prose style he wrote nothing until at eighty-siwrote the Life of St Tamil at the reWithin of the king’s widow quest half a century 25 yeurg hnve been added to the average lives of old men nobody would wantjhose years wasted '"'In the murder of an dhfortunate New Yoik detectives young woman think they see at last “(he perfect crime” one In which the perpetrator be Identified cannot Fortunately there Is no perfect of crime except In the Imagination the criminal or the detective story writer because criminal are dull cannot keep their mouths shut are vain boast and the electric chair gets them Also they Jump when a hand la laid on the shoulder that helps detectives are betrayed by fellow and criminals criminals ot Stewart Bishop Episcopalian thinks Immortality Chicago may be limited “Only those who have a definite relationship to God through the spiritual life may be eligible for Ira mortality and other souls cease to ex 1st upon death” This important suggestion of a celestial “four hundred” will appeal to many that might not care to meet In heaven the cave man with low forehead the bushman protruding jaw with a vocabulary of 150 words or all the repentant thieves murderers and trust magnates It Is conceivable that selection of the celestial few might bo postponed a few million yenrs until real civiliThis la the zation shall have begun poison gas age Rivera have played an Important part In the world’s history and In wars The Tigris and Euphrates creating fertile Mesopotamia and the ancient Nile with Its rich valley regularly coated with Nile mud made the first civilizations possible Men fought through the ages about those two rivers and today rlvera still cause war In Europe the Rhine border may cause a repetition of the big war In Africa the Blue Nile fed by breeds bitter Lake Tana Ethiopia’s hatred between England and Italy Charles Lamb tells of a Chinese gentleman whose house burned and of a roasted that therepig so marvelously after pigs were locked In houses the houses burned for the sake of the roast pin That Is recalled by a lady under arrest In Pensacola Fla Sheriff! Candy charges she tried twice to wreck a passenger train to kill her husband the engineer It Is alleged that the plot failed because the wrong spikes were pulled from the rails Sheriff Gandy thinks the lady wanted to collect 13000 In life Insurance An African savage who gave all his Ivory tusks for a gun was found later In the bush on his knees praying to the gun not to shoot him He did not know how to use It Is This country equally Ignorant bout using youth and Its enthusiasm A Frenchman says truly “American would Improve If Americans digestion made more and better sauces” Voltaire another Frenchman said the sume thing of England long ago lie found that England had many religions and only one sauce whereas France had many sauces and only one and he preferred France religion In spite of enThe new Zeppelin gines out of order on her return from Brazil to Germany kept on her way at 50 miles an hour fighting winds over the Mediterranean That lsone advantage of a dirigible — she staya up The beavler-thaair plane with engine trouble comes down Russia has a genuine “youth movement” with of all workers under twenty-thryears of age '43 Russia has per cent of them girls 173000000 population nearly half of It born since the Bolshevist revolution and history change rapiPopulations Extreme youth might control dly the whole of Russia but for tle fact that It Is already controlled by Stalin of middle age Features Svndlcite Jnc WNU Service tc thp Lilt ” TIMES GARLAND v I vU ?V OX 111 VJlimi V tX Illinois Primary Results Interesting and Significant — New i r Tax Bill Drafted — President Koosevelt ravors held the center primary ILLINOIS’ Interest for It not only lively state battles but also provided was of considerable moment nationally Col Frank Knox publisher of the Chicago Dally News and Senator Borah of Idaho who was born In Illinois were the contestants for the Republican Presidential preferential vote and the former came out with 31 delegates against 20 The senfor Borah ator’s friends were elated because without organization he carried a large part of the state outside of Chicago This preferential vote Is purely advisory and neither man has a slate of convention to the national delegates The result makes It certain that Knox will make a respectable showing on It also adds to the first roll call Borah’s prestige and aids him In the coming Ohio primary ’ GOv Henry Horner seeking was victorious In the bitter fight with the regular Democratic ormaand the ganization which had tbrowo chine In Chicago him overboard and supported The Democrats al for governor voted for tbe most unanimously of Senator Janies Hamll named ton Lewis and the Republicans Former Senator Otis Glenn to oppose him In November in leaders Washington Republican to believe were encouraged the ternecine warfare in the Democratic ranks would help the Republicans to Democratic The state sages carry the on the other band liked the showing of strength made by Borah feeling bis liberal switch to might following Roosevelt In November If the G O P candidate puts up a conservative In Nebraska’s primary only Borah’s on the Republiname was printed can preferential ballot but about In the wrote of the voters name of Gov Alf Landon of Kansas For the Democratic preference President Roosevelt was unopposed In both Illinois and Nebraska Mr Roosevelt said the project In Maine and Florida because of ship canal were eliminated the recent refusal of congress to make appropriations for continuance of the work He said he did not contemplate doling out relief funds for the projects and that there would be no funds for the projects unless congress reversed Its refusal On tbe same day the United States Chamber of Commerce Issued a warnof the feding against encroachment eral government on flood control projects which are the primary responsibility of the states The committee also objected to the New Deal policy of expending large sums for dams to develop power and declared that the administration should follow a program having as Its foremost purpose the control of floods DY A vote of 153 to 137 the house a resolution to permit rejected Black's to lobby committee pay $10000 to special counsel In Injunction litigation started by William Randolph - ilearst to- protect- - his from the probers This action which followed a bitter debate doesn’t halt the work of the committee which has Its own funds but It prevents the of more than $3000 a year payment In accordance with general law to Ala Crampton Harris of Birmingham former law partner of Chairman Black The lobby committee In a recent session brought out the fact that some Wealthy men who are backers of tbe American Liberty league also have contributed to the Southern Committee to Uphold the Constitution though what this has to do with lobbying was not quite clear The Southern committee which Is headed by John Henry Kirby Texas Is opposed to some of Houston of the New Deal doings Senator due to a SUDDEN deathcame to James coronary M Beck and all at his residence In Washington Informed Americans mourn the demise of this public spirited and eminent citizen authority on constitutional law Though be was a sturdy and conby Presi opposition scientious opponent of supporters the the present national committee executive state Democratic administration lead of Georgia ordered a Presidential pref Ing officials In Wash erentlal primary on June 3 and fixed Ington united with the the entrance fee for each candidate In declarRepublicans t $10000 ing that In bis death “The New Deal has plenty of money the nation bad susand to pay for a primary In Georgia tained a great loss them do It” I am In favor of letting Mr Beck was not only one of the close personal and foremoBt aid Will Mann lawyers of America but for friend of Gov Eugene Tal more than three decades was a public political critic administration madge man of distinction holding numerous was asked The governor directly offices at Washington and an Influenhe would oppose President tial whether of the Replace In the counsels Roosevelt In the primary Born In Philadelphia publican party “I don’t know” he answered In 1801 he first held office aa United statH with affairs am pretty busy right States attorney for the eastern district now It depends on how things shape of Pennsylvania aa a Democrat He op In the state” left that party on the silver Issue and was made an assistant attorney genthe President’s eral by President discarded In 4921 McKinley HAVING of temporary processMr Harding him solicitor appointed Sam B Dili’s general an office which he filled with ing taxes Chairman house subcommittee completed Its draft distinction He then served three terms In congress of the new tax bill where he was one of the best debaters and retired In 193 L It calls for a new of corporation Richard Yates former governor of type Illinois and former congressman levy ranging from 1 died In Springfield at the age of seventy five per cent to 297 per cent for corporations The son of the Civil war govyears ernor of the state Mr Yates was for with net Income np to $10000 and from 4 to many years picturesque figure In Illi42 nois politics and an Influential memper cent for corber of the Republican party net with porations decome over $10000 armies pending on the amount NYUSSOLINTS of earnlnga that are not distributed Prefmilitary base and captured vast stores erential to of war materials tax treatment Is given Marshal Badogllo banks and Insurance to at once started an expeditionary force companies to companies In along the excellent road from there companies and a new system of taxto Addis Ababa and It was believed receivership aliens Is created the capital city would be captured withing Railroads will continue to have the in a few days Stiffened returns but right to file consolidated successes In by military refused to accept the Africa the Italian delegation went to the committee of R V Fletcher Geneva for peace conversations petition general precounsel for the Association of Ameripared to demand a peace on Italy's can Railroads that railroads as Urms Including virtual Italian control of the entire empire of Halle Segroup of Industry be given segregated a variety of special deductions In comSettlement of the matter withlassie net Income taxable the in framework puting of the League of Nations seemed remote If not imposthe sible appropriate ceremony of the new Interior department building In Washington PLANS for mutual defense In case attacks Frnnce or Belwas laid tbe President handling the troweL The structure the second larg- gium were studied by the general staffs est government office bnlldlng there Is of Great Britain France and Belgtum In a London at to be completed In December meeting It covers High officers navies and air forces of the armies five and f acres and wtll provide 700000 square feet of usable floor were present with experts to assist It will cost $12000000 about them space It was understood that a major fea$5000000 less than the capital's largest the Commerce department building ture of the plnn would be to reply to attack The trowel used by Mr Roosevelt with a terrific any German was the one employed by George Washaerial bombardment iy massed fleets of the on German Industrial centers railways ington In laying the cornerstone In 1793 and airdromes army headquarters Capitol Defeating WITH IIIS press conference President INRoosevelt said government departments are concentrating on flood control problems and that tf congress would pass a bill appropriating a billion dollars for that purpose he would sign It provided the measqre put men to work Immediately It was clear that the relatively small British professional army could not give a great deal of help ‘against German aggression and that Britain’s effective aid would be rendered by her navy which could easily seize control of the North sea and the channel and her steadily increasing air forces UTAII senate subcommittee on gEFORE tha appeared apokesmen for or ganlzed labor with chargee that there la a great movement of machine gun tear gaa and police cloba Into with trial centera for nae In contending The strikes and attendant disorder! first witness to tell the atory of tha arming of Industrial plants for con- mets with labor was j p Harris a Ohio Portsmouth steel worker fron came a in support of his assertions mass of data compiled by tbe aenate committee end munitions Investigating at the bearing by Heber presented Blankenborn an employee of the national labor relations board At one point Harris testified that he Steel corporation knew the Wheeling at Portsmouth was “arming” a statement that brought from corporation an assertion officials at Portsmouth that company police were armed to protect property against “thieves and firebugs and they will continue to be armed” At another point In the hearing there was testimony that general “rumors” were being circulated that the Ford was “shot through” Motor company with spies hired to report on the activities of labor ABOUT six hundred men and of the recently orWorkers’ Alliance ganized Unemployed staged a big parade of “hunger marchIn ers” Washington demands shouting and waving singing banners They sought to present a petition to RoosePresident velt In the White House but the best they could do was' to obtafh an audience from Secretary Marvin McIntyre for a beaded by delegation Vies Pres Lasser David presi- GarneP dent of the alliance Lasser declared after spending 80 minutes with the President’s secretary: ‘Mr McIntyre gave us a lot of nice words but nothing substantial If nothing Is done to give these people Jobs there will be a hunger march on next aummer In which Washington hundreds of thousands will take part We are tired of Mr Roosevelt’s promissory notes” Lasser and his delegation also called on Vice President Garner at the Capifrom tol and got even less satisfaction him ”Tbe Jobless feel that we have been sold out by the Democratic party” Lasser declared “I resent that” snapped the Vice President reddening 'I have been In politics for 40 years and I don’t think anybody has ever been sold out by the party” a conference with MaJ FOLLOWING Gen Johnson Hagood who was reof the Eighth moved from command WPA methcorps area for criticizing Roosevelt took tbe solods President dier back Into bis good graces and appointed him to the command of the Sixth corps area with headquarters In He will replace MaJ Gen Chicago Frank McCoy and the assignment takes effect May 2 General McCoy Is transferred to the Second corps area at New York to succeed MaJ Gen Dennis E Nolan who Is retiring " ELIAS CALLES former Mexico and for long tbe most powerful figure In that republic to the United exiled was forcibly States together with three other once citizens by the Mexican prominent which declared their presgovernment ence there was dangerous to the welfare of tbe country who Summarily ousted with Calles for 11 years ruled Mexico with an Iron band were Lula Morones former minof labor leader of the and ister regionof workers and peasal confederation ants Lula de Leon former minister of tbe interior and agriculture and Rafael Melchor Ortega former governor of Guanajuato Tbe four men were by order of President Cardenas placed aboard a plane at Mexico City aod taken across tbe Texas border to Brownsville From took another plane to Calithere they fornia Leftists charged that Calles and his were associates fomenting agitation tbe Cardenas administration against ”A state This Calles denied adding of anarchy exists In Mexico and communism Is spreading with government PLUTARCO help” new In Spanish history In Madrid The parliament by a vote of 238 to 5 ousted NTceto Alcala Zamora from the office of president of the republic This acof tion accomplished by a coalition Left RepubliCommunists Socialists ten was cans and minor groups taken on a Socialist motion that the president bad acted Illegally In dissolving tbe last parliament before tbe elections aDd that therefore be should be exBack of this mopelled from office however tion lay radical sentiment that Zamora In using bis power according to personal whim has hampered the progress of tbe “republican revolution” Barrio of Diego Martinez xpeaker was made temporary presparliament ident to serve until elections are held SOMETHING THEIR formal acceptances of the Invitations of tbe United States government to the forthcoming peace conference three of the Latin American nations have proposed that a league of American nations be formed to preserve peace In the western hemisphere The suggestion comes Alfonso Iopfs of Cofrom Presidents lombia Jorge Ubloo of Guatemala and Rafael Trujillo of tbe Dominican Re public what thinks about CALIF— SANTA MONICA the English have the idea The Reds spout as right they please— so long as they stay off the radio and take it out in spouting There’s a story in point : In Hyde Park where the crackand pots speak their pieces an Impassioned radical Is In full eruption Being a hater of kings he would drive tbe royal family forth and set fire to their official London residence A heckler quarrels with the orator the crowd Joins In about equally divided trouble ImA large calm pends policeman plows through the Jam “’Ere now I” he commands “All them as la going to burn down Buckon ingham this side palace form please All them as Is not going to burn dowu Buckingham palace kindly form on that side’’ When you start people laughing at aa agitator you’ve killed him colder than though you used an I wish we’d club In and laugh some of our Communists to death But for desperate cases we might keep an ax or two bandy Rise of Landon Boom delegation after antoward Landon his ONE state AS other swings managers are as optimistic campaign as a seed catalogue To be sure taking the first heat doesn’t necessarily mean your nag will win the county trophies but It certainly does cheer np the — and sometimes starts a stampede for front seats In the grandstand For once In G O P history the rank and file shun a brother from the Atlantic seaboard as though he were a pesthouse At the ensuing convention It looks as though all the easterners will get will be the concession And yet I can remember when If Rea fellow Wall Street called a you you didn’t have to smile as publican you said It War Debt Specters and a half million Eiftopean are drilling and seven million more are practically ready for service more by one million and a half than there were In 1914 when the last big mess broke out Those Americans who are being grievously taxed because the powers won't pay back what they have owed us since the armistice for refinancing and rehabilitating their own lands— and that one way or another Includes every living soul In this country — are Invited to save up these statistics for use next time they meet one of those gentle souls who'd cancel these mounting forNot war debts mind you eign debts but peacetime debts So let's call them by their right name as we sing: “I didn't raise my dough to arm a soldier but by golly that’s what happened to FIVE When serving lettuce be sure that when no water la on the leavea The water french dressing Is added will spoil the dressing and the oU Do will not adhere to the lettuce not put dressing on lettuce nntll It is to be served Don't keep gas stove turned on full after foods Turn burner down boll down gag bills with keeping so Soap Improves when the stores offer sales of soap It Is economy to buy a quantity of It If you are able to store It In ft cool 'dry place When papering a room cut off the selvage on rolls before yoa Leave begin to paste selvage uncut The overlapping meth od of papering Is far easier than try to place two edges together Ing If a fish bone gets caught In tho throat suck a lemon and the Julco will quickly dissolve the bone You can’t kill plant lice with ft You must dose thens with poison some kind of liquid that will smoth- er them to death Kerosene emulsion or tobacco dust will 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Next time I puss a public works undertaking I’m going to put the question to some party who If he’s following the frequent custom will be whiling away tbe hburs between meals by gently fanning himself with s shovel A pick handle as I’ve often observed on one that’s operation being financed by Uncle Sam comes In handy for leaning purposes but the shovel Is preferable for fanning burners begin to and keep Mrs M ImfintiSUU E RyntrsM Fib Winner AT Kentucky Colonel they've found s OUT here mill which theological ordains yon to preach christen marry bury and—oh goodie— take up collections Mickey Mouse lately lost his commission as a Kentucky colonel but on behalf of Joe Tenner's dnek somebody wrote In and he became the Rev Drake Googoo D D Thns are honors balanced In this world when the present bumper Recently crop of Kentucky colonels was plowed we natives stayed calm Nounder body takes sway our titles— we were born with ’em In my youth anybody good at guessing the weight of hogs was called “Judge” and a man who cured warts with stump water was "Doctor” and all the rest of ns auto were colonels except one matlcally chap who was major on account of having so many major operations Poor fellow he died before he attained hi life’s ambition He wanted to rut somebody’s general store and be a general IRVIN 8 COBB WNU Service Copyright— Rtaoyc Splinter A cently removed Canadlaa boy fully recover from It la From Brain splinter was the the Deseret present News a The Philadelphia Symphony Orchestra (100 Men) end LEOPOLD IN STOKOWSKI CONCERT Sponsors) Salt Lake Tabernacle TuesMay5at 8:15 pm Seat Salt Opens April 29 Glam Brothers Music Co Salt Lake $112 $188 raira $224 maunon KILLS VEGETABLES brain of h will believed HVf $280 INSECTS FLOWERS ‘‘NOUS & SHRUBS Demand original naiad fcrttia from goar dtalar ON re- and tax |