Show i- - THE GARLAND THE TIMES UTAH GAIILAND FEATHERHEADS TALL TALES FRANKLIN'S FATHER AND MOTHER DIED OF FIRST ILLNESS © Aa Told to: FRANK E HAGAN and ELMO SCOTT WATSON The Coat That Sang Tenor William McClenulian news De he posIL Md didn’t believe IL A farmer so the neighborhood a had snld goat gossips that sung In a beautiful tenor voice How did It happen? It seems Well that some member of the farmer’s family had been care less and left a phonograph record of “Mother 0’ Mine” by John McCormack out In the yard At least that's the way Mr McCIcnnhnn’s story which appeared In the Haltlmore Sun accounted for It farmer The and bis singing goat be came famous People came to see It and paid for the privilege of hearing It sing Then bad luck overtook the farmer The gont stopped singing as as It had begun So the suddenly farmer bought an expensive record by a famous grand opera star— ”0 Sole Mlo” It was— and fed that to the paper MESCAL IKE Just Like That L HUNTLXV correspondent of Tort first beard shout It goat The gan to result was fatal The goat besing but suddenly dropped dead An autopsy revealed the fact that Its throat was cloged up with what the veterinarian called “some foreign substance" They were Italian words and phrases' The goat was 400 pet cent so of course be choked to American death 00 'em His Denjamln Franklin used to say of his parents “I never knew either my father or mother to have any sickness but that of which they died he t and she at at years of age" He bad Inherited an excellent physical foundation for the making of a great man a In shop printing In London whither he went at the nge of eighteen he astonished his fellow workers by abstaining from beer and yet being able to carry a large form of type in each hand where the other carried but one In both hands Franklin kept a score card of virtues to he practiced The first of the rules of conduct reads: “Temperance — Cut not to dullness drink not to elevation” mind came Franklin’s philosophic to the conclusion that the quantity Is to be of each kind of exercise judged not by the time spent or distance covered “but by the degree In of wnrmth It produces the body" the customs of his Considering day he was a remarkable specimen of health strength and endurance Dr James F Rogers In concedes llygela Remembering Injuries The memory of past favors Is like a rainbow bright vivid and beautiful but it soon fades away The of injuries Is engraved on memory the heart and remains forever— Ilailburton Unlucky Day ES sir I believe In that superstiilon about the 13th Friday belD an unlucky day” said the Oldest Ranger in Yellowstone park “I one of ’em In particular recollect “I was out on patrol und discovered didn't have a bite of fond In my grub bag and only one shell left In Well I sneaked my trusty ol’ gun through the woods till I saw a brace K The Coleman faagren- - I W "" 1 of quail slttln' on a bush so maneuninelulwt Littliaf Ires All roe to do Is turn s tsIts strike e match vered aroun' so as to be sure of snd It bgbta Instantly Yoa don't bass to Insert tb match totaia th iron— no horned finger both of ’em with one shot Tha heats in a jiffy Is quickly ready “I let fly an’ by golly when I went for a Entira Ironing surface is heated with Maintains ita heat svas for point the hottest to pick up them two birds I found that ths faat worker Entirety Operate lor HC an hour You do your ironing with I’d killed six more that was slttln’ on effort in iesa time B sura your nsxt iron is ths genuine the other side of tire bush Just then It'a ths iron every woman wants It's a ful lima and labor saver— nothing like it Tbg I heard a big commotion out In a litColeman is the easy way to Iron tle lake nearby There was a big buck for PRCt Fter FN THB COLBMAM LAMP AND STOVB deer that had been skeered by my shot Chirtgo Ipt fa Wlehlte Kuw nnd had run out and got hlsself mired Aagsisa Calif down “I run out to help him but before Lend aa Ear could get to him he drowned As I Is always knocking If Opportunity was carryln’ him to shore I sank down In the mud an’ water tip over the tops you’pe listening of my boots So I took 'em oft to pour out the water and denied If there didn’t flop out of ’em a dozen of the finest trout you ever dhl see ’’Well I strung the quail an’ the deer n’ the trout on a pole so I could carry ’em easier Dut my struggles to get the load tip on my shoulders was Sweeps Jest too much of a strain on my suswith 48 Awards pender buttons Derned If one didn’t fly otT with such force that It killed a rabbit 100 yards away Bettering a previous year's record "When that happened I Jest decided cakes etc baked with CLABBER GIRL It wasn’t no use to try to do any more won 48 awards at a Baking Powder hnntin’ Seemed like It was my unsingle state fair in 1935 lucky day it belD’ Friday the 13th” yj' I FINNEY OF THE FORCE Any Other Name By i IP EHifwpoy CALLS A FALSEHOOD TriEffB BE NO TsooTtf “REG’LAR FELLERS’ The Poor Fish OH BOY! 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State Fair O O JACOBSSON By sea In see or hear about frequently some unusual occurrences J W Putman of Anaheim Calif- - who once served in the United States navy Is no exception to that rule One hot sticky day as the battleships and cruisers were steaming along ofT the const of China a typhoon suddenly swooped down upon them Despite the howling wind and raging waters the vessels managed to keep their I alignment In the midst of the storm lieutenant decided that he wanted a cup of So a mess coffee boy started across the deck with a cup of coffee a pitcher of cream and a bowl of sugar oo a tray Just as be was about to open tho door to the officers’ quarters a wave swept across the deck It picked up the mess boy juggled him for a second on Its cresL then carried him 30S yards astern and deposited him at the door of the officers’ quarters of the next ship In line Opening the door he walked In and said “Here Is the coffee you ordered lieutenant One lump or two and shall I pour in the cream?” It had all happened so quickly that che mess boy didn’t realize be was on another ship until the officer roared out: "I’m a captain not a lieutenant! 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