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Teachers Art Thame “For the has won post 85 years the Bearfax ratings in national contests" stated Mr Btreeper “We feel that it is not fair for one school to take so many honors we are too good to know how to make a poor book so this year we will U6e a novel art theme in hopes that the judges will not like it” “The theme” Mr Streeper explained “will be that of Bear River as a nudist colony” He went on to say that all pictures will be a la nude The campus scenes were taken in the be winter so that the trees would bare of leaves Mr Streeper stated that there will be many obstacles to overcome before this program can be carried out In the first place the faculty is split on the question of whether it will be permissable or not Mr Bishop and Miss Reeder are leading bitter Mr the idea opposition against Nichols and Mr Welling agree that what the school needs is more modernism Wed URGES FORMAL GO- wn for graduation Secretly PUBLIC ASKED TO KEEP MUM The Jensen has leaked out that Mr and Miss Reeder faculty members at the River Bear high school w'ere married secretly last Saturday The wedding too!: at the place at high Brigham City court house news noon The bride was beautiful In an ivory fatin gown and a lace veil which is an heirloom of the Reeder family She carried a bouquet of pink rases and yellow carrots Miss Ardis Nelson who was matron of honor wore a gown of black velvet in pastel shades The bride was attended by sixteen brides maids gowned in exquisite organdy gowns in pastel shades Mr A J Taylor was best man The court house was decorated with streamers and water crepe paper Awpo) pajm sq tip- aoo WX ?1H noqpa ITf Aanoo 8ujoq j uoiKnidownio ’JIM iood sjq Miss Edna Burnham urged all senamsiai o twinatJuaS uoiuouwjj low cut evening ) ior girls to wear uosjaqdo in a special qttM iood SujAwtd gowns for graduation stiqo J w ‘qipug UN O meeting held for that purpose today jooyos q8jq "Low cut gowns are not nearly so qoeq nqq aupq o Bundura) declared Miss Burnham sin o expensive” “This is very logical as there ten t - cta oqA initag ‘3 "O 'JW mi jqUiJ aumS JOJ psjwjjw suu h nearly as much of them— especially pnpuoo from the w&lst piq She cited various benefits derived from this "back to nature” movement such as getting the back thoroughly tanned “You will never regret your decision if you take my advice" concluded Miss Burnham In Raid SERVICE I At not does Mr Streeper Secondly know how he can get the football boys to play minus the heavy helmefs and pads they are used to lilies and probably the great-- j The third Last Charles The Reverend prearound the est difficulty originates formed the ceremony stone bear in front of the building All gowns and decorations were deHow can the Bearfax staff get him signed by Mrs Jonesy nee Capener to remove his coat of fur? ed awa he L E follow 'asioned arly Sal ents of censored Wally Crs (by special Oermer— famous woman knew ho Hartley & Stokes ® FAVORITE OF UTAH UTAH’S PRIDE 22 id For Milled Garland Milling Phone 130 Utah Principal Resigns After Y ears of Active Service Dad: “Sorry ion it Is a wresk but It's all we can afford” that’s worry trade It In Bob: "Is that all Ing you? Yob can an a new CONTEST Chevrolet” A One Delivered New 6MJH Cost Only Te Your Door Announces Invention FRONK CHEVROLET Mr Cannon with the aid of the science dub has invented a marvelous machine which he calls "Lesson Abto sorbing Machine” It 1s fastened the mouth and whenever the wearer talk and falls asleep it makes him tell his dreams Mr Cannon's project Is to make every student wear one ot Inc sU3UKKunouu jo) ooqx Aq papn3U03 Sunies spreqoiH Xiquiosse oiLL ' sooa Company Garlar ao aew 8ues ‘ouejdos poiou ‘aAM Moxiotuo) qnp Aiqussse oisnui oq Aq U3A)8 uierSoad uv uj poiuosatd 3J3M 3uriX utossoia pue u3uxjo uiojj suonoops NEW— MODERN home economics club holds annual annual LOW held gram present going home DAY EVERY PRICES! will t at Tre under don Room We WELCOME YOUR its Monday Hickory winJones White was announced PATRONAGE n Phone ner of the “Golden Calf’ contest sponsored by the Ladies' Faculty Club Mrs to here last week According the late Flo ZelgflekL Shurtz chief measurer of the contest leg by The prize was a gorgeous pair of Jones has the most perfectly formed hand embroidered Second garters leg of any person in the school prize a pair of orange silk anklets Mr Taylor Hte legs measure as follows: ankle went to Harvey Olles 74 inches calf 13 W inches and knee won third prize a pair of arch supporters These to ankle 14 Inches figures It is rumored that Jones will enter correspond exactly with the ones given the annual national contest for “Miss as the correct figures for a perfect America" rfe eon ces c cvelo was lunch is cl :ntati y in :Iatio last s local id nc of 1 wld utllet ts ol ve ri npeti for hurs s them alone they’ll come home — always have done before THE LITTLE GOOSEY goosey gander Goosey Whither shalt thou wander? Upstairs downstairs Or outside? Leave AM They h sc THE LITTLE BOY rs Verl vere in Little Boy Blue blow your horn The sheep's In the meadow The cow's in the corn the little boy who Where’s the sheep? Out in the them A dth Come Dock Dickory The mice ran up the clock The clock struck one AM all the rest got away THE LITTLE SHEEP Little Bo Peep Has lost her sheep AM don’t know where to find w ery CLUB BOOK c trial For the remainder of the year the Etiquette Club has taken over a new will try to project The members teach Miss Woodside how to conduct a class in social science In a polite and affable manner of Rowane McFarland president the club explained that they would have taken up this project at the beginning of the year but there was no one in the club who was not afraid of howMiss Woodside Rowane said ever that France Standing has Joined the class so the difficulty te solved 111 THE LITTLE STAR Twinkle twinkle little star Whatlnell doya think ya are? A flashlight? THE LITTLE MOUSE Comfortable Rest and wafers were served to present The following prowas carried out throughout the tap song Miss Burnham evening: and a talk on dance Mrs Shurtz Proper Methods of Spilling Punch on Your Neighbor’s Lap by Thora Dewey The evening concluded by all guests all guests Club Announ cea End ofYear Project Children’s Corner SANITARY mothers’ banquet evening Puach Ma (id Virf Pay ’n Takit qnQ oin Home Economics club Mother's Banquet Its Ettiqnette The vjodQ Suippng The Principal Smith submitted hte resignation from Bear River high school The reason that early this morning he gave was that impudent seniors will no longer let him peacefully sleep will Paul Jenkins In study hours take his place by hei ohn S the f( 1 The Bear River high April I (UP) machines school band received first having “We didn’t Invent this because we in the recent state contest was Members of the Book Club are plansecrets’ place wanted to pry into student honors accorded at Chicago national ning to write a book to get funds for said Mr Cannon “We thought that were selBear Boombers today more books Thq on buying be the student wearing this would ected as one of the six ben da to comoutThe book will be completely the alert so that he wouldn’t tell hte pete in the national finals tomorrow and lined In the next club meeting He would fasten history to the class the that It is generally admitted then each member will write a chapto keep Bears will in all probability his attention on something win first ter himself awake and we have h4ee place more know As most of the authors that the something win be the lestOn" Mr Watkins is not with hte band about school than anything else the at Chicago having been confined to theme will be of school life It will his bed at a hospital in Salt Lakt be a thrilling football (pigskin) story ever since the state contest at Provo — the football will still be In the pig Visit from over and the title will be “The Bad Effects Mr Watkins is suffering expanded chest cavity brought on it of Liquor on a Hog" 1s believed of Hub after hte name by excitement The distinguished band was awarded state prize Brenkman will be attached as author In Tremonton n f as wide his cot s capac been Trencntcn these qSq oq) uo dn pattern nq 3uij£ aid onooAS Sup 0 uiossoiE JOJ) auoiJBq 'uoqry ubuiAt pdiU9)e uauuBO usooa uiojj 'ojoyq Auy sjsh azadejx SupCu q uo 3TUuy pue u333jj taetx etao vbg chmrd (:t )(! ? !:k rfzx:? etazhtao etao gwf vb(w kqjwl: sd (zvx vbmpw)(x!eak shdcfga shrw srdcf:! esbdwfx! eshm (Mr Smith relieving his feelings after a hard day at school — in code) Watkins Seriously tl he was tal abil it JENKINS IS THE ONLY OTHER WHO COMMANDS RESPECT OF STUDENTS IN THE REAR WINNER and fall Hirchast ey cons s' flnesi Fine Paul Jenkins To Take Smith’s Place Bob: "Say Dad do we have te drive this eld bus aroand much longer?" 188 Rose W Ce a June FLOUR Baking QUICK SERVICE QUALITY GOODS FAIR PRICES Repair Car hospita ith shoe it im ate vas borr Night” Hepp’s Shoe Li ir Gtor Police Report Sixteen “Jiut Home Folk” “We Treat You Right Morning Noon Or Tremonton Upon p9)ajuy jojwuipjoo PROMPT EFFICIENT fi t M argue Gambling House Ijvpjo6p joj uouonJA I ppunz Facts were jjpraqs iCq Aspjspat posaxis v O ”1 uo8JaqdoSjqo joprarprooa suggestion of moralist) as s KxxxRxsjuaoiss xxxs&sssn I A Teachers Involved Ht uq pq up” s pea patch THE FALL watches i GF JRE! 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