Show Tlir Viceroy of India BRISBANE r at GARLAND His Home UTAH GARLAND TIMR5L in RETIRING CHIEFS OF STATE FACED WITH DIRE CARES New Delhi "' THIS WEEK Yfi We Get No Money BEVERLY HILLS— Well all I know la just wb&t I read In tbe papers or see high and low You know I wrote to you 1u one of my little dally epitaphs tbe other day about meeting the Secretary of Agriculture Wallace In one of the old California Well it Missions was no made up joke You see he had been out here on a and inspeaking spection tour and he was naturally doing a little sight seeing on the side to Well I had been down to and a very the funeral of a friend dear old friend of Fred Stone's Mr a retired business man Lew Hennock from Chicago just about as sweet A character as you would find He was a fine citizen and a big loss to the town Einstein Says Naughty Two Pigeons Hatching Silver Limp Back Britain owing to the United States 4713000000 bas decided that tbe best plan for this spring's Installment la to pay nothing at alL They would have gladly handed In a token" something for Uncle Sam to play with perlmps a few silver dollars but President Roosevelt had satd: "Pay the or consider due this spring amount In default yourselves Tbe British do not like to be In default Refusing to pay what they owe this nation would justify other nations In refusing to pay them On the other band the British feel that If they buy our dollars to pay us they might Increase the value of the dollar and diminish that of the pound The upshot la that our British friends decide to pay nothing explaining with words well chosen that we ought to be grateful that Britain did not allow Germany to destroy tho United States In the big war And It la all our fault anyhow The Doctor Einstein of relativity fame warns the United Elates that "America Is not Innocent of Europe' misery” and In demanding payment of her debt becomes "an In the rain of political accomplice morality and the cultivation of a revenge spirit encouraged by despair" So saya an Associated Press dispatch from Faria Jcg&v-- J £ fXV'rs ' I -- in Taken by special permission the beautiful gardens of their Four It should not annoy Professor Einstein to be told that tbe people of the United States delighted to receive and him with congenial employprovide ment when Germany put him out feel able to form their own opinions conthe debts Opinions of one cerning however wise In mathematics who will take no part in paying the debt and bought none of the "Liberty bonds" when the debts were contracted do not Interest the American taxpayer If the highly esteemed Doctor Einstein will read the foolish book that Newton bis greater predecessor wrote elucidating the Apocalypse be will learn that It la possible for a scientist to make mistakes when he wanders away from science There la no demand for a fourth dimension In international honesty At Morrison VfW-t- 'Cf i this photograph shows the residence In New Delhi ' r - 4 viceroy and vicereine of India Lord and Lady Wllllngdon Oldest Members of the House Get Together 4 I H Q rM I v! '"J two pigeons take turns trying to batch duck egg left In an open lane The pigeons find It hard to cover tbe entire egg but do tbelr beat and the egg may be batched Fanners watch and wonder what tbe pigeons will do with their child after they have hatched the duckling and wbat they will think when It takes to the water At Washington there la mamma government that may be even more surprised than those pigeons as It watches careers of social and tbe unfolding economic "ducklings' that It Is bow hatching at a recent were' photographed In four oldest members of the house of representatives Despite their combined age of about three hundred and nineteen years they are all very active in work left to right they are: Schuyler Merritt of Connecticut who Is nearing eighty Andrew Jackson who used to be William Jenseventy-fivMontague of Virginia another Edgar Howard of Nebraska years old nings Bryan’s secretary and Clement Cabell Dickinson of Missouri These Washington legislative HULL Memorial to General Pennypacker FAIR AT WORLD’S ij ft ki We are going on a partial limping basis which means having back of our money 25 worth of silver the nominal Imaginary rate of 29 per ounce for every $100 worth of gold The must purchase government ome thirteen or fourteen hundred million ounces of silver that will cost with silver prices probably rising tween aeven hundred and one thousand million dollars How will the Interesting question: government pay for this new silver? Will It pay with more Interest bearing bonds on the assumption that the ver la really worth nothing? Or will Issue nice new green the government money saying "There ia good silver How lonfg la the most back of this”? dangerous kind of “Inflation" through bonds to continue? Tbe most expensive thing In the world Is carelessness In New Tork to state alone last year accidents workers cost one hundred million dollars Twenty five million dollars was The entire loss paid In compensation of 100000000 In the long run la paid by the public Tbe Important thing Is the lost to workers and their physical suffering There Is no remedy except greeter care on the part of workers who come careless men that handle namite for Instance often throwing the sticks about as they would throw itlcks of wood Also there should be as regards vigilance on machinery use of safety device Curie Is suffering from tn Ilcaused her scientific associates say by overwork In her radium labShe la sixty six and should oratory have a rest But ambition and love s of truth are pitiless 1 m- In Ufjk&i' 'mt y wmiwKiBS Secretary of State Cornell Hull visA Century of Progress the great the other day and Chicago exposition a battery of the reviewed t coast artillery that Is stationed on tbe fair grounds ited This massive bronze monument bas Just been erected on the Parkway In who was the Philadelphia to the memory of Brig Gen Galusha Pennypacker youngest general officer to serve In either the Union or the Confederate army tn the Civil war NEW RING CHAMPION California’s New Governor Sworn In if L $ Mme Wetur ffyndtemte WNG tonrto - ' 3H£ lness King )HE 3H£ Barney Ross of Chicago who recentwon the welterweight title from battle Jimmy McLarnln In a Ross already held tw In New York Ba la twenty other championships four years old ly Lieut Gov Frank P Jderrlam (left) la here being sworn In as governor of California following the death of Gov James Rolph Jr The oath was Administered by Superior Court Judge F (1 Collier of Los Angeles going after you hasent cant warn you & at British The government orders Lloyd's to cease writing Insurance on A ItooeevelL the life of President special list of rates bad keen prepared for those wishing to Insure the President's life 5 per cent for Insurance against assassination or accident 7 per cent against death from ordinary causes 124 per cent against the President's being Incapacitated By special request and wisely this system of gambling on the President's life has been discontinued Well one should never pass any of Missions without stopping and In They are among the great historical spots of our Country This one was built in 1776 Thats the year our last World Scries was over with I dont know much history England but have looked at many a one of those pictures labelled “Spirit of 1776’’ It stirs the spirit of you expect Its a terrible bad painting and maby worse music but its a heroic looking group One has his head tied up remember one's got a flute and I believe the little fellow has a drum It and Washington standing up In that boat crossing (I think It was the Deleware) those two constitute all the art they had In those days Nothing being painted now will ever Ilye that long We tore ourselvs loose from England in that year its a question of who it was a better deal for There was an awful lot of things before 1778 that we wasent “Blessed" with when we were under England Just mention any problem thats facing our Country today and it wasent with us before 1776 Do you realize there was no Senate and no Congress? Then you talk about freedom No Inflation deflation reforestra-tlosophistication The only thing like today was we had no money But we had no debts Course you had a little Indian trouble about one tenth as much as you do If any today with your kidnappers trouble showed up why you had Paul Revere to saddle old “Ned” and come down the valley and holler “The Slouxes or Blackfeet are coming!” And Paul was more sure fire than a telephone the fellow that wants to Suppose warn you that somebody Is coming these got a nickle Well he But In those days had a horse everybody They must have been great old days at that The tax in those days that we fought to do away with must have amounted to at least five percent of what it Is today They were very religious people that come over here from the old Country They were very human They would shoot a couple of Indians on the wav to every prayer meet’- -' But whats all that got to do with what was happening out here on west side of Uncle Sain? An old Priest had ronie up Into the Coun try Father Junl pero Serra and he built Missions and schools and taught the Indians trades and the churches were run like big ranches They each had thousands of cattle aud I1011-and sheep He was an odd old fellow He could pray without shooting an Indian first He was a greater than all the Pilgrims combined Including the 3 million that come on the Mayflower No such man ever set foot on the Eastern Shore He civilized with a Bible and the old Pilgrim boys did It with a blunderbuss There was never a church In the East built for Indians to worship So as I accidentally run onto Secretary Wallace in San Juan Capistrano 63 miles out of Los Angeles although perhaps like me not of that faith he viewed It with great reverence Each farmed and raised everycommunity thing (and these Missions were not in a great watered country remember) but they did It all no overproduction no underconsumption no tarriffs no processing taxes no birth control with hogs no plowing under every third row of free holy beans Thousands lived in each or these valleys until the come Gringos They gummed It up I so think proper Mr Wallace's thoughts must have been on the way these people did the thing that all our civilization seems to say wa cant do Wallace knows there is a way because he stood on the very ground where it worked © 19S4 MtSmgki Sydtcag " Rice Irt the Philippines In general the same methods of growing rice which have been used in the Orient for 2000 years are used In the Philippines A few have been introduced ing machines but otherwise rice Is planted harvest- - ' ' ed and threshed without machinery The problem confronting every one la a difficult Grant tried to support himself In business He knew nothing with a partner business the matters failabout sod ure of hla firm was s national He waa driven to spend the last of bis life through a long Illness that ended tn hla death his writing memoirs In order to get money President Roosevelt once remarked that any man who had been In public life long enough to be President bad so lost touch with his previous profession or business that making a living of the sort required by hla station waa often a serious problem He pointed to the case of Groyer who after bis retirement Cleveland after his second term was forced to his Income supplement by writing for magazines Finally his friend Thomas F Ryan obtained his appointment at a good salary as a trustee for the majority stock of s life Insurance society which relieved him of financial worries President Taft retired to a digniIn fied lectureship the Yale law school until his appointment to he Supreme court President Coolldge bad saved enough of his salary to But he supplemented support him hi Income by his writings He was of a placid temperament and so was content to live as a sort of national at sage Northampton It has been suggested that tbe of experience great ought to be available to the country retirement to the by an automatic This would require federal senate a Constitutional amendment To the objection that such procedure would the state more give than two members of the senate the answer Is made that an more than any other man has a national jrather than a state viewpoint and allegiance— Kansas City Star Proof Positive The moon shone down brightly on the two lovers nestled together on the park bench ne was whispering sweet nothings Into her ear he cooed “Darling” “darling swear I have never loved like I this before" She started “Oh Jack” she exclaimed “you know that Isn't true IIow jibout when you ran Into a tree when you were out with Doris and a telegraph pole with Mary?" 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