Show TIMES THE GARLAND GARLAND UTAH Air View of Great Stock Yards Fire in Chicago FROCK THAT MAKES PARTICULAR APPEAL TO HOUSEKEEPERS ' BEVERLY HILLS— Well aR I know Is Just what read In tha papers or wbat I see as I prowl high and low Well sir two or si three weeks ago when I was op In ?St2S San Francisco ap¥ pearing in what la w called humorously '&' rM the "Drama" (I had never entered the ' - 4 4 ’X arena as an actual participant of the v Drama before) It tM w seemed 'k to afford s i14 the native sons some measure ol such as enjoyment might happen If Chief Justice Hughes did a buck dance that tussle It had never give It a had before But thata a whole story In Itself Its just of the happenings that was recuperating took place while from one performance to the other In wbat I might say was my relaxation peThis excellent airplane photograph was taken daring the progress of the terrible conflagration that destroyed a riod Fred Stone a man who has had considerable part of the I’nlon Stmk Yards In Chicago The damage was about $8000000 and many noted buildings In more actual contact with audlancea know “Packlugtown” were burned than any actor one night during his career under the management of Charles Dillingham (embracing ten shows different musical and three years run to the show) why one night his theatre had a couple of vacant seats r’-y and Congress called for an investigation A thing like that come under tbs beading of a national catostrophe Well Fred was here with me and af ter looking at the various perform ances of his friend trying to embrace a new field of art he was for anything to get his mind off it So w would prowl togeatber but it was with the distinct understanding that the play was not to be mentioned Fred Is a Westerner born in Kansas started his career on a alack rope and has performed every stunt known to man or monkey and can still do more things than a Democrat can with a behind him Well we both Treasury love ranches la noted and California for eome of the finest and most historical old places They are mostly old Spanish land grants that have been In famalles since before depression (And Lord knows when that was) A ranch two or three hundred miles away from San Francisco (In tact I can call It Frisco now am out of there) but dont do It 'lie there A wooden bus diawu by a tricycle and Jammed with gleeful youngsters made Its appearance In Central Park did have Even though to be back West New lork City The bus was constructed entirely by bix and old children at the Walden school It each night that meant nothing Three has seats for six straps for “sardines" and a place to hang on behind hundred miles away was Just distance and this was by auto no YOUNGEST CHAMPION planes Well we would sometimes leave after the show In fact there was nights when the audience would almost demand that I leave and we would drive “Look out till Fred got tired hollering theres another car coming!” Then we would stop at some town and atay all night always at dandy hotels The hotel owners themselves all little have some ranch tucked away In the hills Then the morning we was out at the crack of day for no rhyme or reason and off to do but took nothing When you turned In at these ranches had to open you from one to thirty Well Fred gates was master of the gate He got so be could open by remote control We hit one of Mr Hearst's ranches and thla wasent the main one this was Just a mlnature one named the Millpltas lust about the size of Rhode Island It His main one Is the San Simeon A £ £ k mSUt runs fifteen thousand cattle and 400 ri guests most of the year round but this ear old Jameson fifteen j girl is a dry year out here and be had had Petty of Dallas Texas who wTon the South to move five thousand cattle and 150 era Woman’s golf championship at the guests In New tournament Orleans She If from the It was over the mountain the youngest of a major champion one we were In They run a lot ot golfing organization In the world guests at this one that alnt hardly up In Sunset high to the breeding of the main ranch Betty Is a sophomore school Dallas At thirteen years o mostly hla newspaper editors and age she won both the Dallas munlcl litical friends These California ranches At Dude pal and Texas public course titles are not “Dude" ranches This spring she won the Dallas city ranches the gueats pay View of the ceremony by which the U 8 S Minneapolis latest of the 1934 title McNtngkt Syndtcmtt 10000-toat the Philadelphia navy yard treaty cruisers was commissioned 1 t - 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