Show THE GARLAND Scraps Of —Briefly he passed “He’s REASON ns conceited a youth as I “How’s that?” "He says he Is sure he can make Helen happy if she will marry him As If any man could be sure of making any woman happy” Future Requirement "You approve of forest culture?" “The need of It Is plainly before my eyes” answered Senator Sorghum “One of the things this United States Capitol Is going to require Is more and better wood of which to make gavels” Don’t Ruth ’Zeke Young Cormrib — Ain’t we going to while we’re In New York a theater pap? Farmer Corncrlb— Yes Ezekiel yes Jest as soon ns we’ve looked In all the store winders! Hev a little patience boy !— Brooklyn Dally Eagle Rules Queentberry (In Magistrate English court) — They sny you browbeat your wife shamefully The Accused— never browbeat her your worship I landed on her Jaw — London Answers MIGHT BE for Busy EITHER “What business are you In?” “The film business" “Ladles’ garments or moving pic- tures T’ Catty ne says so original things to me that nobody else would dream of saying Jill — What’s he been np to you to marry him? — Montreal Gazette Jane — Jim’s Suburban Strategy Jones— Will you raise your own vegetables next year? Suburb — No Just praise the neighbors’ truck and they'll give "you the best they raise as a brag !’ — Brooklyn Dally Eagle To Prevent n Yelp “What are you going to give your husband for his birthday?” “It depends on how much he wants to spend for it” Much Simpler for Lady (witnessing first time)— Wouldn't It be simpler dear for them to get a knife and cut It?— Boston Transcript YEAR AFTER THE STANDARD OF QUALITY UTAH f Readers BUSY FOOD CZAR LEAD MARKET LOOMS MANY FISII PLANTED MINERS BACK AT WORK GREAT TUNNEL PROJECT The Irate father was talking to his son whe had been sadly neglectina his studies “You are supposed to be studying for your exam and yet I Bnd yon wereaLa dance last night and came home at 2 a m You said you were studying physics Is dancing st a tall ‘physics’?” "Well” said the son "It’s 'light' ‘heat’ and sound’!” ever met” told GARLAND Laughable Mixed Metaphors Intermountain News Huni BEYOND TIMES PROVO UT— A total of 8130200 fish were planted in the streams anU lakes of the Wasatch national forest last year It Is shown In a forest service report completed re cently Of this number 714800 were planted by the state and approximately 144500 by the U S bureau of fisheries In cooperation with the" forest service Fish received from the bureau of fisheries were mostly of size and were planted In the numerous lakes of the upper Provo region and la the waters at the western end of the high Ulntahs primitive area Stock supplied by the state consisted of fish from one to ten Inches In length They were In the more accessible planted streams and lakes LOGAN UT — Wheat growers of Utah who signed contracts with the federal government to reduce their wheat acreage dnrlng 1924 and 1935 have received $312723 In benefit payments GOLDFIELD NEV— Two persons were killed and three others one a woman were Injured In a collision which wrecked an automobile and a loaded produce truck 10 miles south of here recently SALT LAKE CITY UT— An antax situaalysis of the delinquent tion In Salt Lake City nnd county will be made as a special feature of the United States census bureau's real property inventory now under- way BOISE IDA — Idaho pig raisers Intend to cut their production during the next six months by 25 per cent compared with the same period last year a report of the federal Indicates The recrop statistician 30000 sows would the coming six months compared with 40000 during the same period a year ago when 234000 young pigs were saved The crop for the fall of 1933 was about the same as for the same period of 1932 )eing 134000 pigs compared with 130000 the previous year a reduction of about one per port estimated farrow during cent SALT LAKE CITY UT— Salt Lnke City has licensed after Inspection 884 dairymen and refused censes to 52 applicants according to the annual report of the head of the meat and foods Inspection department The department has Inspected about five million pounds of meat as well as the slaughter in the city of poultry hogs veal and some rattle and sheep Of 4549809 pounds of sausage Inspected only 6950 pounds was condemned The total of meat condemned was over fifty thousand pounds RENO NEV — More men at labor bigger payrolls and more profit for operating companies are the net results In Nevada of the presidential orders increasing the price of newly mined silver and gold Miners who have merely eked out a living the past two years are receiving regular pay SALT LAKE CITY UT— A drive against evaders of federal Internal revenue laws and to collect delinquent federal taxes will be started in the near future The Utah drive will be part of a national campaign to help balance the federal budget In delinThere are $800000000 quent taxes owed to the federal gov eminent and of this amount is owing by Utah people EUREKA UT— Repeal of tha will open amendment Eighteenth an Important new market for the lend Industry of the United States providing proper tariff regulations can he made It is estimated thnt 15000 tons of lend annually will be consumed in making caps for wine and liquor bottles At the present time most of these caps are being In foreign countries manufactured and shipped to the United States under a small advalorem tax which applies to manufactured goods The tax on crude lead is two and cents per pound EPHRAIM UT— The first definite move toward actual construction of the Ephraim tunnel In the east of here which has mountains the approval of P W A has been taken with the publication of a notice of special meeting of the Ephraim Irrigation company on Febof proposed ruary 13 Approval changes In the' articles of Incorpfrom received has been oration and will be np for a Washington Tota The sum to be borrowed will not exceed $254000 SALT LAKE CITY UT— Protests have been filed by local cleaning and dyeing establishments over the way the code is being enforced In the Industry SALT LAKE CITY TT— With of its farms supmore than plied with electric power Utah Is third among the states in farm to governelectrification according ment reports just released GARLAND UT— A mild winter In the Bear river valley has provided graving for sheep wintering here and much of the feed is obtained by ranging over dry pasture land The amount of hay required for feed Is a great deal less than It would he In an average winter Hay la reported abundant at this time VITAMIN G NEEDED IN POULTRY FEED Green Leaves Milk Products Get Eggs That Hatch Vitamin U one of the more recentIs of great Imly discovered vitamins portance In poultry rations says A T Rlngrose of the New York State Col lege of Agriculture which are being conExperiments ducted at the college show that the presence of this vitamin in the ration of the young chick reduces losses by In the death and promotes growth ration of the laying hen It aids In the production of eggs that will hatch Mr Rlngrose says that In experiments with laying hens on rations low In vitamin Q few eggs hatch or less than 10 per cent of the fertile eggs Eggs from hens that are few enough vitamin G hatch 70 per cent or more Green leafy alfalfa milk and milk are the most products practical sources of the vitamin he says Dried sklmmllk and butter milk are of equal value and dried whey or feed Is one and a half times richer In the vitamin than dried sklmmllk However he points out that alfnlfa Is only as rich In vitamin G as te milk and that It Is fibrous and slightly unpalatable and for these reasons should not be used as the only vitamin 0 supplement For production of hatchable eggs Mr Rlngrose says that 10 per cent of dried sklmmllk In the breeder mash will supply enough vitamin G When alfalfa Is added the quantity of milk may be reduced The same proportion of dried In the feed mixture he says will supply the needed vitamin G for growing chicks Advises Count Chickens Before They Are Hatched Contrary to the old maxim “Don’t count chickens before your they hatch” Dr Morley A Jull In charge of the United States Department of advises Agriculture poultry research poultrymen to do that very thing and do It Intelligently Poultry research and practical have deterexperience mined the methods required to Insure a high proportion of hatchable eggs and the hatching procedure that will get the best results from good eggs By applying these methods It Is possible to make a reasonably accurate estimate of results to be expected Doctor Jull lists the factors on which the poultryman should base his In advance of batching counting They are: (1) Take care In mating birds to assure good fertility (2) feed the breeding stock on a of diet that favors production hatchable select (3) carefully eggs the eggs for hatching rejecting small eggs oversized eggs and irregularly shaped eggs (4) provide a reliable cubator place the eggs In the trays correctly and turn them frequently With such precautions hatching Is not much of a gamble to the accident for It Is recorded that a Glasgow attorney once said to his clerk “Insteud o’ takln' pledges ye're always break In’ ye’d better make no promises at all an' keep Among Historic “Bulls” That Have Added to the Gayety them" Language It would seem Is a of Nations Those of Sir Boyle Roche Are tricky afTalr It should be handled with care But If now and again a Best Remembered Probably For some curious and undiscovered reason a “ridiculous contradiction In terms" customarily is called an "Irish bull" The phrase long ago passed Into literature and has constant repetition Yet the fact of the matter Is that the people of Erin are no more addicted to such ntlstakes than other races Indeed critics repeatedly have noticed that the average Irishman la a gtibd deal of an artist In his management of language and It has been said thnt nowhere else In Europe Is It possible to And a more vigorous or picturesque than In the Emerald Isle where the Influence of the poetry of Gaelic still survives But no one will care to deny that some of the best “bulls” current In modern times have been of Irish There Is the classic about origin the two gentlemen who fancying that they were acquainted crossed On disthe street to shake hands covering their error one cried: beg your pardon” nnd the other remarked: “Oh don’t mention It It's mlKtnke a mutunl You see I thought It was you nnd you thought It was me and really It was neither of us” And a second Is elted concerning two men who were discussing the Illness of a friend “Oh he’s got so thin" declared the one and the oth I’m thin er rejoined “Faith he has nnd you’re thin but he’s thinner than both of us put together” Anecdotes of the mixed metaphors of Sir Boyle Itoche member of the Irish parliament are legion in number “Mr Speaker" he declared on one occasion “it Is the duty of ery true lover of his country to give his last guinea to save the remainder of his fortunes” Again he said never that: “Single misfortunes come alone and the greatest of na Is lure’s calamities generally followed by one much greater” To him also Is attributed the srein “Why should we do anything for posterity? What has posterity ever doue for us?” But Sir Boyle's unparalleled genius reached Its apex In Ills denunciation of the French Jacobins: “Mr Speaker If we once permitted the villainous French to meddle with the buttresses and wnlls of our ancient constitution they would never stop nor stay sir until they brought the foundation stones tumbling down If those upon the ears of the nation should Invade us tls on that table maybe those honorable members might see their own destinies lying In heaps atop of one Here perhaps sir the muranother derous crew would break in and cut is to pieces and throw our bleeding heads upon the facel” that table to stare ns In However the Irish statesman was not the fool he sometimes pretended to be He used his skill to ridicule politics of which he disapproved and It was an abundantly ettldenf device for that purpose But the unnamed Birmingham lawyer had no such strategic objective la mind when be uttered the famous appeal to the Jury which began: “Gentlemen It will be for you to decide whether the defendant shall be allowed to come Into court with unblushing footsteps with a clonk of In his mouth and draw hypocrisy three bullocks out of my client’s pocket with Impunity" Ills performance demonstrated that the “bull” Is it an exclusively Irish production And the Scots too are not Immune really humorous error la made It may help If It Is remembered that It Is good to prompt Innocent laughter In the world—even — Washington Post unintentionally Head COLDS Pat Mealholatnm In the nostril to relieve congestion aixl deer the hrealhlnft passages MENTHOUATUM i Here’s that quick WAY TO STOP A COLD Tsks a Tablets Bayer Aspirin Drink full glue of treatment Repeat hour water in i If throat b wire crush snd dissolve S Beyer Aspirin Tablet! in a half glass of water and gargle accord Ing to directions is hoi Almost Instant Relief in This Way The simple method pictured above is the way doctors throughout the world now treat colds It is recognized as the QUICKEST safest surest way to treat a cold For it will check an ordinary cold almost caught it as fast as yon instantly when you take them Genuine for a gargle BAYEH Aspirin Tablets dissolve so completely they leave no irritating particles Get a box of 12 tablets or a bottle of 24 or 100 at any drug store And Ask your doctor about this And when you buy see that you get the real BAYER Aspirin Tablets They dissolve almost instantly And thus work almost DOES NOT HARM THE HEART —and they Early Winter Molt to Pullets that go Into winter quarters early and lay heavily often go into a It winter molt and check production who can la the careful poultryman the winkeep them going throughout ter without pause Early hatching has become common among the commercial and It Is not uncommon ponltrymen to now see pullets In late summer In some hatched 50 per cent production and January These last December pullets lay heavily In the fall and early winter when prices are highest — Ohio Farmer forgot tell him it was instant Starting lightning pick-u- p Conoco Laying Conditions It Is comparatively easy to deterThe comb of mine laying conditions a laying hen Is bright red and enlarged The eye Is bright and gives the head an appearance of alertness The vent Is enlarged soft pliable and free from yellow color The pin bones are spread apart and there Is considerable depth between the pin bones and the rear The abdominal reof the keel bone gion of a laying hen Is wider than of a nonlaying hen Bronzel Poultry Needs Sunshine The best source of vitamin D is the rays of sunshine If plenty of It Is available It Is especially Important that the sun strikes the heads and feet of the birds To make the most of the winter sunshine the poultry house windows should be open on There must be enough sunny days windows open so the birds can get Into One the sunshine without crowding open window In a poultry bouse does not provide enough llghfto supply the amount that Id really needed Wheat as Feed Wheat Is regarded by many feed experts as the best staple grain for poultry and where egg production Is the of first main object It Is undoubtedly There are two main Importance classes of wheat the hard wheata and content the with high nitrogen soft starchy grains generally a third It Is claimed that lower In nitrogen a hard wheat with a gluten content of from 12 to 10 per cent Is a better btn I flesh former and egg producer a soft starchy wheat M the Red Sign of Triangl tb weather the year around if you use Conoco Bronze e Cold motors these frosty mornings only the surprising ease of starting that Conoco Bronze gives According to thousands of enthusiastic users — Conoco Bronze gives also to a greater extent than all others lightBaseball Gasoline! long mileage smoother operation more ning pick-uNo premium price is qualities power and high added for these premium qualities CONOCO BRONZE GASOLINE INSTANT STAGING— LIGHTNING TEST |