Show TIIE GARLAND TIMES UTAII GARLAND BRISBANE THIS WEEK Two Nevr Deal Upaete 25000 Watch Frog In School Until 22 THE FEATHERHEADS Mo- In — ( OHI -1 DoajT WAWT id TRy on the SUIT iaJ THE and Out of the Window t Two experiments” the Roosevelt F WANT WINDOW— TD TfcV THE SUIT IK) THE VMDOW f Round Tripe to Europe Court Big newe from the Supreme of the United States and the United State Court of Appeals for the District of Columbia V3U TmUNK Deal a "The 1$ ALL LET Them puu IT OVER !buf? of New unconstitutional SUP ON SWEATER ON— ' are declared Violates the Supreme court In a sweep-lndecision killed coal the Guffey act the District of Columbia Court of the Appeals held AdResettlement ministration under Professor Tugwell fundamental law of the land" SWATTER POP — Equestrians or Equestriennes Please Answer decisions set forth that “these experiments In socialization unlawful delegation of powers In congress and violation by the government of the rights of the states" the Washington dispatch avers The resettlement decision affected only that part of the relief activities under Professor Tugwell’a administration leaving undecided the remainder of the $4800000000 voted to the PresiThe major volve vested federal By G M PAYNE dent Last jear v Much of the resettlement money has been spent and much more allocated cancellation of which will raise problems MESCAL IKE By S L HUNTLEY Hour Service r Twenty-Fou- At Angels Camp Calif 25000 perthe annual Calaveras sons watched contest and saw county 12 "Can’t Take It” cover a dlstance-ofeet 8 Inches In three hops Another ranch of the late frog raised on the Will Rogers was second with 12 feet 2 Inches Twenty five thousand human beings watched some frogs hop not half as to hear many would have gathered Einstein lecture on relativity suggested that every American to go to school until years of age to cut down the competition for Jobs It might be simpler to keep everybody In school until sixty and then a pension of $200 a give everybody month What could be simpler than that? 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(SiTTiN’ Th PRO DOES ICE ADAMSON’S The Comeback ADVENTURES By O (C WANTS ACTION “Wouldn't you like to see the Hon and the lamb lying down together?” “Me for the bear and the bulL” 0 THE FLASH t£t UCHT asws jusioa ib frit flash nwf PROPPtU M PfSK By GLUYAS ftCra 6fft town at and KHU$ lb WH4E JttUOlb Horn tti ueK SUDDtSN nrrcREsito 4Ht KULB I0t UAHftP saw - WILLIAMS FMhFR SPEAKS iv and junior JOB tglMl PERFECT BrtVirefsffb nwttte Btf‘ snapping uwf tta M IMS FWtrtl iHf stiApv H0 am m TMVtCRSifcWlHf fiprs fo io m Reciprocal A lady who had employed a China mnn as cook asked him his name “Me name San Toy Lee” he aald “Ah your name Is too long” the “I will call you John” lady replied “AH light” responded John “What’s your name?” “Mrs Charlotte Anne Hemingway” abe told him “Your name too long” remarked John “1 call you Cholly” — The Mutual Magazine Honest Admiration GUM BfcLUIbHOtDirjOU 6oB It er PEER'S D by Consolidated News Features)) “You are very deferential toward a traffic policeman" “I try to show proper respect for su wisdom" said Mr Chugging perior “He Is one of the few men who knows all the driving regulations as fast as they happen" IKHf around Lwrigleys r Ittl JACOBSSON K mu CHVRI'rR WrtrUJOHlMt JSN’f BWPPM) HflP Getting HU Own Measure “Does your wife lecture you?” "Me?" exclaimed Mr Meek tea Henrietta wonldn’t waste kef “Why time lecturing a little hit of aa audience like me" Sir Hubert Wilkins who has flown In the Arctic Antarctic nnd other queer regions by plane crossed the Atlantic by dirigible recently Says Sir Hubert: “Prom almost In the anywhere United States a business man could and Thursday spend Wednesday going about his business catch the dirigible by airplane Thursday midnight spend two business days In Europe and be at his desk the early part of the next week” Prof Raymond Moley says It was easier for Mussolini to conquer “muddy thinking” In the League of Nations than It will be to “prevail over the mud of Ethiopia In months to come” New York police arrested a woman begging near a church and She wore "acting strangely" men’s shoes five dresses one over the other and carried bank books showing deposits of $25000 This should not discourage wise Not charity every old woman begging has four extra dresses and But It might well discourage thoughtless Indiscriminate giving which encourages professional beggary and causes young beggars to graduate as criminals Following an old Roman custom Mussolini Is taking a census of the Ethiopians that remain The total number is between six and fourteen millions Exact figures are wanted The will be put to work plows spades and shovels supplied by Mussolini with Italians telling the Ethiopians w’here and what to dig That need not horrify us for it la what we have been doing in this country for a long time It will be better for the Ethiopians than killing and selling each other Into slavery Americans ask three questions: “What Is the news? Who won the game? Have you heard the story about — For that reason the newspaper pays attention first to the news told accurately and vlvid-lIt concentrates on sport then on humor Such dry things as opinions editorials books In the rear Fiction ought to be number four but good fiction is scarce and the other kind not worth printing hatred persists In While Pope Plus in Rome was Spain addressing representatives of Catholic newspapers deploring Communism and the Hitler attitude toward the Catholic church and the Catholic press a Spanish mob In Valencia was two burning Catho’lc churches beautiful monuments of early days Former Indlfferencs to religion has turned to actual hatred In many countries and In those that were most deeply religious A Kins Features Syndicate la a W N U Berricc |