Show THE GARLAND TIMES Scenes and Persons in the Current News ( GARLAND UTAH BRISBANE THIS WEEK 1 The new visited the West destrojer Farragut Indies 3— Col Eddlo launched at Rickenbacker This Plane Quincy Mass fumous war as 2 — Royal marines on review’ when the British fleet testifying before the senate post office committee ace Easy as a Parachute Fascism Next? Healthy Policemen Is the Craze a Blessing? The Shotgun Marriage Dictatorship and Fascism hold Italy Turkey Russia Germany and threaten France and England There Is no reason why Fascism should not come here In the wake of Industrial chaos If It does come It will appear In the shape that will Dot pl'oase either capwhich wlshea ital or labor — capital comfort luxury and Increasing profits and labor that wants to rule comfortably out of harm’s way through union politics and would have no stomach for the game as Mussolini and Hitler and Stalin play It Six thousand policemen members of the Holy Name society In New York pledged never to take the name of God In vain are evidently nil healthy pobreakfasted licemen They together after attending ninss Sunday and this Is what they ate: 3000 graperrutt 1200 pounds of oatmeal 21000 scramb4500 led eggs 2500 roast chickens 12000 sausages pounds of potatoes 1000 pounds of sugar With this breakfast they drank 000 gnllons of coffee 800 quarts of milk 1250 quarts of cream Mr Octavus writer Roy Cohen says: “1 he craze for contract bridge hurts social life It has eliminated the art of social conversation" It grieves Mr Cohen that women should “play bridge five afternoons and five nights a week" If he had heard some of these women engaged In what he calls “the art of conversation" he might be glad that the bridge craze came along Bridge is simply one of many substitutes for thought painful process for nearly all human beings and one of the milder substitutes Cither substitutes are drugs alcohol tobacco and various kinds of sports that take men baik to the monkey period and let them comfortably down on all fours A dog taught to walk on Its hind hgs likes the task no more than a man recently taught to think likes thinking This “Chile IMane” may replace the runabout In the average plane has an umbrella like wing and can be landed at a CO degree per hour and conies down to earth slower than a parachute PROVES HITTER HEAVY American angle In family according to the designers The a 25 foot area It can travel 133 miles Designed to Replace Detroit Slum Wingless Birds That Have Been Wiped Out past ages harbored Madagascar gome of the largest wingless birds Marco Polo one being the aepyornls mentions a huge bird seen on these islands and called It the roc Some think that he saw one of the last live specimens of this fearsome aepyornls Although not bo tall as the seven feet moa In being about It laid a gigantic egg fossil height remains of which have been found in the bogs There Is one in the British museum over two and a half feet round its long axis with a capacity of nearly three gallons a - bird - standing nearly —Imagine nine feet In height with a head as large as that of a horse and with a powerful hooked beak This was R must have had the phororhneos the speed of a racehorse for Its vicrun down and tims were evidently with the powerrapidly slaughtered ful mandibles It wag found in South America When early explorers visited Madagascar they found the dodo and solitaire roaming the plains but the gun marked the doom of these fine birds which were really huge wingA live specimen less pigeons was brought to this country and exhibited In London its stuffed remains mny still be seen In Oxford — London In ers Seeds are sold only In fresh When you buy Ferdated packages ry’s Seeds you are sure of the finest Adv quality available Ferry’s Too Much Party Spirit If one Is a strict party man he may believe too much that isnt so ' MJ MONEY Is G Frank Gardner consulting engineer showing a young lady a model of one of of that city slums of the Detroit city plan commission the projects designed to replace the Students Build and Fly Own Plane It Means the Thomas the secret service who rounded up feiters with half spurious money i I call a been in our 3 LIFE LONG'FRIEHD 70 Keeps Them Fit at safe Tht 1- laxative has been as dependable as a family doctor during their trying vegetable —NR — “after forty'1 years NR keeps them regular— year after year faithfully— with nmcrany need to Increase the dose No wonder their evening of life" Is o free from complaints Millions of people welcome the aldor this reliable corrective For Nature's Bemedy strengthens and regulates safnlycarries away the poisons that bring on colds biliousness Get a 25c box J All druggists’ Til IRC Quick relief for two heartburn UrAj arid I Only IQc CUTICURA EarSkin Comfort Cntlcnra Soap contains the unit medication that has made C’utlrura Ointment the first thought in tha treatment of pimples eczema and other skin troubles— healing cases that seemed almost Count on Cntlcnra to hopeless keep your skin at its best always Writo tbr tpociol folUr M Me cars of tht s Urn Address: “Cutlcnrs” Dept 17S Malden Mass GENUINE Of Bayer ASPIRIN Manufacture is Bayer manufacture Remember this for your own protection Tell your friends about it for their protection Demand and get Genuine BayerAspirinl stamped with this cross No tablet without this cross is GENUINE Bayer Aspirin Safe relief for headache colds sore throat pains of rheumatism and neuritis etc Genuine Bayer Aspirin Does Not Harm the Heart Hnnn Idea Ideas have changed Mrs Stephan finds and public opinion that of women especially Is not as cruel as It used to be The young unmarried mother may find a place In life Mrs Stephan helps her to find it and does not adwhich vocate the compulsory marriage was once thought a cure for all such troubles The French government disturbed recent riots caused by financial corruption In which government officials shared worries about unemployment although compared with others French Idleness amounts to nothing Young men leaving the army are Invited to re enlist and not swell the ranks of the Idle and men out of work who have been In the army during the last five years which means practically every sound man under forty In France are Invited to go Into the army until times are better Men In the French army work on roads and otherwise and they are used which would horrify labor In this in case the country as strikebreakers of the employees In fact railroads go on strike French strikers have been conscripted and ordered to work or be shot President Roosevelt will not be altogether pleased with statements by able flyers telling him young commercial what he ought to do after all Is head of F D Roosevelt the army and navy and also of the Post Office department head of Callaghan division in Chicago a band of countera million dollars in Fiih Stop Hysteric An Omaha funeral home has demonstrated a new use for tropical fish Aquariums are plnced In funeral parlors and the more emotional mourner They become placed facing the tank attracted by the movements of the fish and in watching them forget their emotions what REAL ARTICLE When you go to buy aspirin just remember this: Every tablet of real aspirin of Salvation army authorities in Florida announce a new view of an old moral question sometimes described as “doing right by our Nell” Mrs George A Stephan wife of Adjutant Stephan whose work Is helpno longer ing girls out of trouble believes In the old “shotgun” marriage General asks Cummings Attorney congress for new legislation to help crush the crime underworld and you will hope that congress will consent In view of official statement that organized crime “has more people under arms than there are In the army and It not navy of the United States” only has more people under arms than the army and navy It has more thaa the army and navy In and around New York city alone CapL PENSION Antiquities of “What antiquities pressed you most?” “The trolley cars" Egypt Im Had Its Usst “Grandma the bustle must have been a useless contraption” "It was useful In skating" Whose Fault? by former heavyweight Gene Tunney picof the world boxing champion tured at bat dining the society base-- ' ball game played at Palm Beach Fla Philadelbetween teams representing phia and New York All proceeds of the contest went into the local policemen’s fund NABS PHONY A WATCH FOR THIS CROSS John Curry sentenced to life Imfour years ago when only prisonment fifteen for helping In a “witch murder" In Pennsylvania Is developing arHis pictures tistic talent In prison have been exhibited Important artists visit and show Interest In him The young convict artist says “The work means a great deal to me bethe outside cause It makes world which I may never see again real to me" I DESERVES Caller — Now there’s fine servant Hostess —Yes he’s family four hours Mrs Caroline Phillips born June 28 In three Is dead In Florida months she would have been one hundred and seven years old and Florida excellent calls that an rerommertda tlon for her climate will reply that If the lady California had lived In Log Angeles she would have lived several” years longer King Fft?nrfs RndiraUt The Boy or Girl Who Refuses to Eat “What have I ever done to deserve a child who refuses to eat and is just skin and bones?” The mother who asks that question might be surprised to learn that she alone is to blame She knows a lark of appetite is the sign of a clocked but does the wrong thing system to violent A remedy the condition upsets the stomach pulls down a child like a spell of sickness It often forms the laxative habit A more sensible way of children is explained regulating in the column to the right: cathartic that It’s a lucky girl whose mother knows how to regulate her children’s bowels without some strong eviltasting cathartic that upsets the system and rums their appetitel Whenever sluggishness coats the little tongue makes the whites of the eyes a bilious yellow or a child is headachy and fretful just trys pure California Syrup of Figs The senna in this fruity laxative is so agreeable to take so natural in action Get real California Syrup of Figs at any drug store The bottle should say ’California’ r Do you want to EARN MONEY? 7500 15000 Men or Women KSStL’SfS 000 Salt Lake City’s AFTER PROMPTLY Immedletely of a receiving dr tel WITH YOU IAV PBOVIDINO proportion Mean Um propoRUoa YOUR OWN LIPS oflen and you greetee quire end corutructlve to to meke ever reel you presented opportunity moony right in your homo community You mey tern one ol the 05 oonteet reword renting op to 5000 eeeh end en eppolntment la your dtatrlet good for eeralnge up to (5 000 or more per year Give dr telle your ege family edueetion experience occupeUon No idling experience neeeaeerv ANSWER ADDRESSi P MINNEAPOLIS OI D AGE JIIWE O BOX MINN HOTEL S0S TEMPLE SQUARE IMOBWATION Hmp - Humboldt Kan PKSHION ‘ond LFI1M1N 1827 — This group of boy and girl high school students of Teaneck N J built plane they are shown rolling from the hangar from the parts furnished the board of education as part of their aviation course Now they are learning to pilot the craft- - There are but girls In the class of r but the coeds won eight of the ten awards for the highest grades last year They receive the same instruction and take the same examinations the by as do the boys WMJfiervIci RELIEVE ECZEMA 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