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Show tit *' • PRODUCERS Gwen Lyman Errol 435-275-8628 - embutah@gmail.com AT THE END OF THE FOOTBALL SEASON (we're sure there are a lot of you who areshouting. `hooray!') Note the date (below) Wednesday, November 24, 2022 "Winston, come into market finally went bankthe dining room, it's rupt, and everyone was time to eat," Julia yelled forced into the government to her husband. "In a health care program. And minute, honey, it's a tie though he demanded she score," he answered. Ac- be kept on her treatment, tually Winston wasn't it was a futile effort. "The very interested in the RHC's resources are limtraditional holiday foot- ited," explained the governball game between De- ment bureaucrat Winston troit and Washington. spoke with on the phone. Ever since the govern- "Your mother received all ment passed the Civil- the benefits to which she ity in Sports Statute of was entitled. I'm sorry for 2017, outlawing tackle your loss." football for its "unseemEd couldn't make it eily violence" and the ther. He had forgotten to "bad example it sets for plug in his electric car last the rest of the world," night, the only kind availWinston was far less of a able after the Anti-Fossil football fan than he used Fuel Bill of 2021 outlawed to be. Two-hand touch the use of the combustion wasn't nearly as excit- engines-for everyone but ing. government officials. The Yet it wasn't the fifty mile round trip was game that Winston was about ten miles too far, and uninterested in. It was Ed didn't want to spend more the thought of eat- a frosty night on the road ing another TofuTurkey. somewhere between here Even though it was the and there. best type of VeggieMeat Thankfully, Winston's available after the gov- brother, John, and his wife ernment revised the were flying in. Winston American Anti-Obesity made sure that the dinAct of 2018, adding fowl ing room chairs had extra to the list of federally- cushions for the occasion. forbidden foods, (which No one complained more already included pota- than John about the pain of toes, cranberry sauce sitting down so soon after and mince-meat pie), it the government-mandated wasn't anything like real cavity searches at airports, turkey. And ever since which severely aggravated the government offi- his hemorrhoids. Ever since cially changed the name a terrorist successfully of "Thanksgiving Day" smuggled a cavity bomb to "A National Day of onto a jetliner, the TSA told Atonement" in 2020 to Americans the added "inofficially acknowledge convenience" was an "abthe Pilgrims' historically solute necessity" in order brutal treatment of Na- to stay "one step ahead of tive Americans, the holi- the terrorists.." Winston's day had lost a lot of its own body had grown acluster. customed to such probing Eating in the din- ever since the government ing room was also a bit expanded their scope to just daunting. The unearthly about anywhere a crowd gleam of government- gathered, via Anti-Profilmandated fluorescent ing Act of 2022. That law light bulbs made the made it a crime to single TofuTurkey look even out any group or individuweirder than it actu- al for "unequal scrutiny," ally was, and the room even when probable cause was always cold. Ever was involved. Thus, cavity since Congress passed searches at malls, train stathe Power Conservation tions, bus depots, etc., etc., Act of 2016, mandating had become almost routine. all thermostats-which Almost. were monitored and The Supreme Court is controlled by the elec- reviewing the statute, but tric company-be kept at most Americans expect a 68 degrees, every room Court composed of six proon the north side of the gressives and three conserhouse was barely tolera- vatives to leave the law inble throughout the entire tact. "A living Constitution winter. is extremely flexible," said Still, it was good get- the Court's eldest member, ting together with fami- Elena Kagan. " Europe has ly. Or at least most of the had laws like this one for family. Winston missed years. We should learn from his mother, who passed their example," she added. on in October, when she Winston's thoughts had used up her legal al- turned to his own chillotment of live-saving dren. He got along fairly medical treatment. He well with his 12-year-old had had many heated daughter, Brittany, mostly conversations with the because she ignored him. Regional Health Con- Winston had long ago sursortium, spawned when rendered to the idea that she the private insurance could text anyone at any GARAGE DOORS time, even during Atonement Dinner. Their only real confrontation had occurred when he lirnited her to 50,000 texts a month, explaining that was all he could afford. She whined for a week, but got over it. His 16-year-old son, Jason, was another matter altogether. Perhaps it was the constant bombarding he got in public school that global warming, the bird flu, terrorism or any of a number of other calamities were "just around the corner," but Jason had developed a kind of nihilistic attitude that ranged between simmering surliness and outright hostility. It didn't help that Jason had reported his father to the police for smoking a cigarette in the house, an act made criminal by the Smoking Control Statute of 2018, which outlawed smoking anywhere within 500 feet of another human being. Winston paid the $5,000 fine, which might have been considered excessive before the American dollar became virtually worthless as a result of QE 13. The latest round of quantitative easing the federal government initiated was, once again, to "spur economic growth." This time they promised to push unemployment below its years-long rate of 18%, but Winston was not particularly hopeful. Yet the family had a lot for which to be thankful, Winston thought, before remembering it was a Day of Atonement. At least he had his memories. He felt a twinge of sadness when he realized his children would never know what life was like in the Good Old Days, long before government promises to make life "fair for everyone" realized their full potential. Winston, like so many of his fellow Americans, never realized how much things could change when they didn't happen all at once, but little by little, so people could get used to them. He wondered what might have happened if the public had stood up while there was still time, maybe back around 2010, when all the real nonsense began. "Maybe we wouldn't be where we are today if we'd just said 'enough is enough' when we had the chance," he thought. Maybe so, Winston. Maybe so. Custom STAINING... (wood) Custom PAINTING... (metal) Over a decade of experience! Iwww.garagedoorstainingutah.com (435) 616-2829 AG MARKET NEWS Escalante, Utah Gwen Hickman Lyman, 95, peacefully passed away January 26, 2011, at the home of her daughter, Joyce, in Bakersfield, California. Gwen was beloved by all who knew her. She welcomed everyone into her home and her heart. Born June 14, 1915, in Panguitch, to Eugene and Dicy Hickman, Gwen was the third of nine children. She married Randel Lyman October 8,1923 in Bicknell, they were later sealed in the Salt Lake Temple. He preceded her in death July 8, 1996. Gwen was first and foremost a wonderful wife and mother. Gwen and Randel's legacy were their six children, Richard Randel (Mary) Lyman, Bountiful; Deanna (Jim) Greer Tremonton; Rosemary (Dave) Smith, Bountiful; Joyce (Milton) Woolsey, Bakersfield, CA, Blaine (Candy) Lyman, Seymour, MO, and Evelyn (Jim) Corning, Tucson, AZ. Gwen especially loved little children, and reminded them all to "stay sweet." In addition to their children they were blessed with 40 grandchildren, 75 great-grandchildren, and 10 great-great-grandchildren. Gwen was a woman of extraordinary talents. Whether it was as a young bride during the Depression attempting to keep 600 baby chicks alive, or cooking and caring for their workmen and their family of four without electricity while Randel operated a steam-driven sawmill on the Escalante Mountain from 1938 to 1944. Later, the family moved to Escalante where Gwen and Randel purchased the local telephone company. With a small switchboard off of the kitchen, she managed her family while connecting Escalante and Boulder to the world though the medium of hand crank telephones. In 1956, after selling the telephone company, Randel and Gwen built a motel which they originally named the Last Chance Motel (now called Padre Motel) and operated it until 1981. She also served in her church and community. In 1955, she was called to be the first stake Relief Society President of the newly organized Garfield Stake. She was a member of the Singing Mothers, was a member of the DUP (Daughters of Utah Pioneers), and served as the president of the PTA (Parent Teachers Association). She was elected to the Garfield School Board and served as board president, and was also named as an honorary member of Utah State FHA (Future Homemakers of America). Gwen's later life was spent as a temple worker, senior missionary, loving wife, mother/ grandmother, friend and Red Hatter. Along with her children, Gwen is also survived by her brother, Maynard (Connie) Hickman; half-brother John Morrison; sisters-in-law, Hilda Hickman and Vida Harrison. She is preceded in death by her husband Randel; son-law Reldon Palmer; six grandchildren: James Lyman Greer, Jennifer Ann Lyman, May Corning, Beth Basquez, Alexander Nicholas Basquez, and Daniel Amasa Lyman; seven brothers and sisters: Maurine Hiskey, Renon Han 2011 SHED ANTLER GATHERING COURSE Late winter and early spring is the worst time of the year for elk, moose and especially deer in Utah. Deep snow makes it harder for deer to move and find food in the winter. And cold temperatures sap the deers' strength. By the time winter ends, deer are usually the weakest they'll be all year. Winter is also the time of year when male deer, elk and moose shed their antlers. The animals will be without antlers until this spring, when they'll start to grow a new set. Fortunately, Fowlks says you can have fun gathering shed antlers without stressing the animals and damaging their habitat. "A free course that's available at our website will show you how," he says. Free course The free course is available at wildlife.utah.gov/ shedantler Receipts: 1,158; Last Week: 1,939. Last Year: 1,356. Feeder Steers: mixed wts under 500 lbs 8.00-10.00 higher; 500-700 lbs 4.005.00 higher 700-750 and 900 lb wt 2.00-3.00 lower; 700-900 lb wts 1.00-2.00 higher; Feeder Heifers: mixed but mostly 2.00-3.00 higher, except 650-850 lbs 2.00-3.00 lower. Holstein Steers: 1.00-2.00 higher. Slaughter Cows: 3.00-4.00 higher. Slaugher Bulls: 1.00-2.00 higher. Feeder Steers: Medium and Large Frame 2: 200250 lbs scarce; 250-300 lbs 144.00-150.00; 300-350 lbs scarce; 350-400 lbs 148.50-164.00; 400-450 lbs 155.00-165.50; 450500 lbs 135.50-151.00; 500-550 138.50-148.00; 550-600 lbs 135.50145.75; 600-650 lbs 126.00-142.75; 650-700 lbs 117.00-128.50; 700750 lbs 114.50-122.75; 750-800 lbs 112.50-122.50; 800-850 lbs 105.50-118.50; 850-900 lbs 109.75-117.00; 900-950 lbs 98.00-106.50; 950-1000 lbs 94.50-102.25. Holsteins Steers: Large Frame 3: Bull Calves: scarce; 200-300 lbs scarce; 300-500 lbs 69.00-88.00; 500-700 lbs 65.00-89.00; 700-900 lbs 65.50-74.00; 900-1000 lbs scarce. Feeder Heifers: Medium and Large Frame 1-2: 200250 lbs scarce; 250-300 lbs 131.00-136.00; 300350 lbs 131.50-141.00; 350-400 lbs 132.50-141.50; 400-450 lbs 129.50-138.50; 450-500 lbs 123.00-135.00; 500-550 lbs 125.00-133.25; 550-600 lbs 118.00-130.00; 112.50600-650 lbs 125.00; 650-700 lbs 107.50-119.00; 700-750 lbs 106.50-113.50; 750800 lbs 105.50-112.00; 800-850 lbs 100.00-107.00; 850-900 lbs scarce; 900950 lbs 93.50-101.50; 9501000 lbs 91.00-100.25; Heiferettes: 55.75-84.00. Stock Cows: scarce. Slaughter Cows: Boning 80-85% Lean: 57.25-67.50; Breaking 75-80% Lean: 57.75-67.00; Commercial: scarce; Cutter 85-90% Lean: 46.50-55.75. Slaugher Bulls: Yield Grade 1000-1500 lbs 66.50-71.00; 1500-2430 lbs 78.75-83.40; Yield Grade 2 1000-1500 lbs scarce; 1500-2075 lbs 72.50-77.00. Feeder Bulls: scarce. Gathering shed antlers Gathering antlers that drop off the heads of deer, elk and moose is an activity that's grown in popularity across the country, including here in Utah. The challenge with shed-antler gathering is that it happens during the worst time of the year for the animals and the habitat they rely on in the winter. "By the time winter ends, the animals are stressed," says Mike Fowlks, Law Enforcement Section chief for the Division of Wildlife Resources. "The habitat they rely on in the winter is also wet," he says. "It's easily damaged. Once the habitat is damaged, it can take years for it to recover." A heart treatment reducing the chance of Alzheimer's. To learn what this treatment is and how it reduces the chance of Alzheimer's, visit us at: 4.0 Intermountain Healthcare Qr"/"7/44"9 |