Show JOKES THAT ARE HISTORIC shop witticisms inflicted indicted on an every newcomer that joins tw ts ranks of the real workers you have no doubt nil all heard of tho the lefthand left hand monkey wrench which ivery every new apprentice in a wagon works li 14 sent after an nna 1 of tho the italic thin space which tile the printers byll usual ly la Is sent to ct but S CY county of schools schoola bit liard hard on ono nut not quite so bo wll well known wilan lie assumed lits ills duties as a bookkeeper in a plumbing shop during one of oe tile vacations of hla his hilgh doyr ani e thero there was grumbling anione tile he hands because of 0 something that a neighboring plumber had borrowed und and which lil cli lia ho had failed to return tile bookkeeper finally dually decided to help out and offered to go to td the borrower mul and secure tile needed article 1113 offer wits was quickly accepted what Is it lie ho inquired alred wo we want our pipe stretcher an at sherod one of tile hands blinds 0 tho the bookkeeper went to tho the other shop and to several others looking for this particular article before it 0 oc c burred to him that it would bo be a u pe buiar cu kind of 0 it tool indeed that could stretch nn an iron pipe colunious col dispatch |