Show s they say j HAT the ithe R 0 grande is go gong ng THAT T to allow the tintic gintic a haaf haf fare sunday rate to salt lake and utah county towns 4 that some of us must work to earn a I 1 ving for those who are al ways giving such good advice that if the strictly honest people in this old world should all de d e at the same ame time there wouldn woul dint t be much of a congestion at the golden gate that good luck comes only to the industrious 4 that a well ell known ghys clan cian claims to have d se sc an anesther anes thet c which enables a doctor to render ev cri n a bill without causing pain that the man wao ra ses sea a family of girls gets most of the false no lions of life kno ked out of him that the woman wao likes house keeping may not get out into so biety as much as her a ster but sometimes she is in better society that while sie se is dressed in a hobble skirt a woman could not make much of a run for office 4 that johnie 0 oneil neil the second as distant to our able P M had a nar ro row w escape from dro aning the other day dy a being pulled in the stream by a seven inch trout that some of th tintic gintic dealers who handle dynamite are none too careful with it 4 that if we haven t got c ty ordin ances governing th a matter it is time such laws were passed 4 that the average clergy clergyman mans s sal ary is a year why not cut down the number of parsons ra a ng ing the salaries ani the standard of the preaching that dr hensel went aga net the phony telephone game while the elks were having their big blowout blow out at provo last week that when ahen a man is out in his friend a auto or in a hired machine be he t look and act sa imbor tant that he will be mistaken for the owner of the car t that the dan dance re to be pe g ven by the we should worry club wh will be the big event of the coming coining week that the date la is monday june that the young ladies will see to it that everyone has a f ne time that thia this is the t me of the year when everyone would like to b the ice man that one way to avoid temptation is not to be look nj for it 4 that wh h ie le riches have wings pov erty seems to get through an on the lightening express that it is a bad plan to let your wife act as your banker a bill of particulars must in that ease be attached to every check against the account 4 that the horn on earl Mclin tyres a splendid new P erce arro v car should be investigated by the socie ty for the prevention of useless noise 4 that it don t take much to make some people feel rich 4 that v very ery few refrain from lalk talk ing for lack of 0 something to say that when a husband or wife finds that he or she la is playing second fid die dle a discord is struck that people who are slowest at paying their bills are usually tha the best collectors 1 that even the kicker is head and shoulders above the man who will do nothing 4 that eureka will have an inde pen dence day celebration next fri fn day that it will be a great gr eat day for the little folks the program being largely for their benefit 4 that the people of tooele thoele voted in favor of 1 censed saloons at their election on tuesday that the town has been bean dry for the past two years ask your salt lake friends to visit you low on rates from salt lake to all utah points july ath to me ine ten da limit stopovers via salt lake route there is no case on record of a cough cold or lagrippe developing in to bronchitis pneumonia or tion after doleys honey and tar compound had been taken the gen ume nine has a yellow package substitute heffernan thompson co advertisement child children cry FOR FLETCHERS R RIA I 1 A buy duy you ro ceries at cromar nelson a S and get a chance on the piano it will be given away abao u cutely free if you need anything in the carpen ter ler line phone mcdonald mcdonalds s shop no job too large none too small |