Show jt w ill WEE had hadn n CS t soared oared I 1 understand said the pher that you are financially inter ested in Sl angley s flying fly ing machine yes replied the wise guy he let me on the the ground floor well 9 well I 1 am still there and so Is the machine sail ho called the lookout 9 asked the first mate six pints p ints off the lee bow make it eight pints ordered a thirsty passenger I 1 can drink a quart myself any time judge an except on min a C 13 a DO 13 mrs cancy an I 1 think its a good husband he 11 make her too ye can always tell what s in a man from the look uv of his eye mrs kelly maybe ellen maybe but man many s the time I 1 ve seen the tears rise in denny s when it wasu wasn t salt water he d been drinkin attract ve then you youve ve been to Niagara 9 yes I 1 mas CT as quietly married last tuesday we k and the next day reached niagara soon as we got there I 1 started out to see the falls with my wife magnificent eh eha you yu bet iou should have seen all the other men turning around to look at her as we passed and not 0 over ver here I 1 think you must be mistaken sir the old man chipped in what about demanded his neigh bor in the crowd didn dian t I 1 just hear you remark you were e glad the war in bulgaria was overa not exactly I 1 said I 1 was glad it was over in bulgaria summer thought this heat is enough to drive a man to suicide it if he s a fool I 1 ni not so sure well a good man u bont on t 1111 him sell self anyway and a man who isn t good certainly would be foolish to kill himself to escape the heat detroit free press cheerfully buted say whispered the stranger in church what s this collection for this offering replied the man with the collection plate is for for eign missions all right then ten said the stranger producing a dollar iwas I 1 was goin to say it if it s fur the choir it am ain t worth it A seaside problem CA i ought I 1 to walt wait the summer resort band that band leader Is very obliging and considerate t observed it answered the crusty citizen why he plays everything that any body requests yes and it if you ask him not to play something he takes encores on it best kind of proof here I 1 exclaimed the irate cus tomer to the trunk dealer I 1 thought you said that chest I 1 bought of you was wag mothproof 7 9 well said the dealer wasn gasn t it ita no not when I 1 opened it my things w were ere full of moths great scott man what better proof of em do you want |