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Show Page Four to overeat and replace them with Maintenance: True test of weight control March 6. 1987 The Eureka Reporter That's Life Girl watchers unite! or roller coaster ride resumes. HCA (Hospital Corporation by Iloger Sturman going. He found himself walking I dont care what the doom and down a street paved with gold. It was gloom boys have to say, I think a beautiful spring day, and on his spring has finally arrived! As a arm he found a really ugly woman. charter member of the original Girl No matter what he did he could not Watchers of America, I gladly get this person to let go of his arm. roller coaster? Probably most. is It Qne great frustrations of modern man. We have come to anticipate the glory of weight loss, and then the subsequent fall from glory that follows. Millions of dollars are spent on diets, liquids, potions, shots, pills, gadgets, and gimmicks and none offer much more than a quick fix approach to weight loss, says Doreen Nelson of Mountain View America; logical beliefs is an important part of the weight loss process. 6. A eating plan for is food intake important to help inssure that the weight lost in a: nutritionally sound manner. 7. An activity plan that is flexible, enough to meet the needs of both active and sedentary people is an important weight control component as well. 8. Plan to lose only 2 lbs per week. Rapid weight loss means rapid weight gain. Mrs. Nelson reports that we dont have to expect that pounds lost are always waiting to return. Pounds lost can be gone forever if we follow a behavioral well-balanc- ed of and Mountain View Hospital recommends these weight control measures : 1. The best approaches to weight control include a total life style perspective. Social, behavioral, 1-- physical and psychological factors proclaim this message. Just as the Upon complaining to the senior should all be part in parcel of the beautiful flowers pop out of the angel, he was told that his uncomely program. 2. Offering specific skills and ground with the finest warming companion would accompany him breeze, so do the lovely ladies pop through eternity as punishment for techniques to handle urges for food weight control approach that out of their winter wraps. Welcome, his many transgressions while rather than a reliance on will power realizes life goes on after weight loss on was earth. Spring! and prepares people to handle is mandatory, The angel pointed out that Mark gosipital located in to Man, by his nature, is naturally how 3. recognize Learning Payson. polygamous. Woman, on the other should not feel that he was singled Mountain view Hospital conducts triggers or cues to overeat Dust from the eruption of the hand, is monogamous. To prove this out for this punishment, there were the highly-effectiv- e weight such as watching TV, driving in a Krakatoa volcano in 1883 turned the fact, I point out that a group of hap- many others in the same situation. management program for people in car, being alone. 4. Dining out procedures and moon green as seen in Sweden in pily married guys standing on the As Mark looked around he found that the community. street corner, the clippity clop sound to be true, everywhere he looked he These trendy weight loss ap learning to distinguish between what 1884. of approaching high heels. Women, saw sad looking men followed by proaches can present a real danger is appetite and actual hunger ought it seems, barely notice the approach unattractive women. Not too long both physically and mentally and to be included. The largest litter ever thrown was after that, he saw me. I was happily of the male species. called Lena, on 5. Learning to recognize those self 23, by a provide no instruction after the a beautifull with in is his who old girl weight is lost 1 adds Mrs. Nelson, defeating thoughts that cause people February 11, 1945. dad, 70s, walking along My dear went in for an overhaul the other holding my hand. Mark, being one to People are left unprepared to day. They outfitted him with new demand equal rights where equal maintain their weight loss and glasses and two hearing aids. He felt rights are due, again complained to return to familiar but often self so good about his new vision and the angel in charge, abusive eating patterns. The cycle How come Sturman gets a good hearing that he went out and bought a new suit, western cut. He says he is looker for his punishment, and I get really going to enjoy this spring Draculas sister? he demanded, The angel, whose job it was to season of girl watchinng. Not only Saturday, March 14, 1987 can he impress them with his new mete out justice, checked the record-loobut now he can hear them s. Its not Sturman who is being walking down the street and even punished, he replied. Its the girl! see them when they get there! My mom says shes not going to let him -Omega-- 3 is not the name of a new Irish Dinner out of the house until winter comes U.S. defense program. Far from it; back. I dont know what he did to Omega-- 3 fatty acids are the new Door deserve that. cure for heart disease. alleged Standing on the corner, watching The old west was full of snake oil all the girls go by, used to be an salesmen who sold magical cures for honorable profession. They even Pastor Father Walter all ailments. Now, were supposed to wrote a song about it once. Now were from the make like an Eskimo and scarf down readings Scripture days, there are so many weirdos out book of the prophet Isaiah, the first fish oil. Mind you, the Eskimos eat there if a girl catches you watching letter of Paul to the Corinthians, and large quantities of fish oil because her she thinks the worst. Back in the the to Matthew. gospel according they have little else to eat, not 12 good old days she would accept the Central theme was no one can ser- because they are concerned with a blush little, give you ve two masters. compliment, lowering their blood pressure. a quick smile and walk on by. Today, The season of Lent begins in Ash Tickets Available From All Parishioners According to Kathe Gabel, if she did that, she would probably is a time 4. Lent March director of the medical dietetics have some goon right on her trail. Wednesday, of spiritual renewal for each one of program in Utah State UniverMom, look what followed me home--ca- n us. Father reviewed the Lenten sitys college of family life, the I keep it? told and the Eskimo diet was first observed in Regulations I think there are actually more congregation that ashes will be the 1940s. girl watchers now than there used to blessed and distributed at Mass in Researchers observed that be. Years ago, we watched more of- Eureka on the 1st of Lent, Eskimos tended to bleed Sunday excessively ten before we were married. One March 8th. from wounds and had frequent nose day you found the girl you wanted to A reminder was given of the St. bleeds. It was also noted that they watch every day and made her Patricks Irish Fun Night on had low incidence of heart attacks yours. That took up a lot of our Saturday, March 14th, at the Elks and stroke. There was thought to be serious watching time. It seems to Lodge. The evenings activities will a connection with their diet of fish, SAVE me that the young guys today have include a corned beef and cabbage whale and seal meat, Gabel says, 'so many girls to watch, they cant dinner, entertainment, quilt raffle She says studies continued betmake up their mind which one they and door prizes, ween 1958 and 1963 and fish oil was Mass next Sunday will begin at 4 found to have as good an effect on want to keep. There is an overabundance of unwed males out there who lowering blood cholesterol as have forgotten what girl watching is METHODIST: polyunsaturated vegetable oils. For for. Its like a kid in a candy factory. Rev. Lu Wilson conducted Wor- - some reason, however, the fish There are so many choices they ship Service at the Eureka United industry did not advertise these dont know which one to ask for. Methodist Church on Sunday af- - findings very vigorously. Now listen up, you young bucks. ternoon. Opening hymn was, For More recently, Gabel says, the Find yourselves a girl of your own. the Beauty of the Earth Omega-- 3 fatty acid has been idenYou can only have one at a time, lessons were tified in fish oils, and studies that from Scripture thats the law. After you get hitched Exodus 24:12-1- 8 and Matthew 17:1-consuming these oils can reduce Rev. Lu gave her sermon under blood levels of fat and cholesterol. up, you can join the ranks of the rest of us who are real professional girl the title, Heard on a High MouDespite these studies and the watchers. There will still be plenty ntain. ensuing advertising blitz, Gabel of girls left for the annual Spring Closing hymn was, Fairest Lord says it is prematue to state that fish Parade. Jesus oils have been effective in the friend Mark had a for the was service My Conroy prevention and treatment of any Organist dream the other night that he died Mabel Butler. Greg Evans served as disease. and went to wherever it is that he is usher. 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