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H 4 ita ta rants no garnishments are allowed I f S r Does this r- r Include that little sprig o oV of t alfalfa that t flanks anks V some of yie meat ort or- or t L 1 ders S r. r I k Th has landlord has at least the S faction n of observing that the t tenant nant f who vho o considered it cheaper to move move inove th than n pay rent has disappeared from 7 the scenes scene Living C costs ts continue on upward anc and t economies i many many- are forced but the S the Indianapolis man man who deS de- de tided elded t to live jn a tree and nd eat corn eat tc corn rn IB la a. a a noveL oveL L V i. i u r An optimist Is n a man mun with no DO fear nr of ot the Added to th the cost or of lIvi living g Is the cost cot of being sick I Negotiating with fth the Is bound to be he rt rc inc WesSy affair TI T Ticklish cf 1 pl problem lem arresting Spanish Influenza without catching It J Nothing sec seems ms' ms so s as th the vampire kiss liss ou on the movie reel Something not to worry worry about now Is the he price regulation of straw ha hats ts Th The only nb good feature of the flu Is I the he fact that It goes just as rapidly as asIt asit ast It t comes I Apple crop Is estimated to be 24 barrels That means cores Revolution In Germany should studiously studiously studiously avoid needlessly spattering Its hands bands with blood A pessimist Is a n man with a n bin full of coal conf who 11 kicks hicks about having baving to empty the ashes Th There re Is fine tine teamwork between the weather and the fuel conservation departments departments departments de de- de- de these days WInemakers of Bordeaux tread the grapes gropes with their feet Is th that t what puts the kick In the wine To hear the average flu victim flu talk after his recovery one would think he was expecting a service medal If It the price of milk continues to go up we shall have to chase the pig out of the parlor and antI keep a cow cowl 1 One of the problems that will follow the war Is the discovery of some decent decent de de- de- de cent employ employment ent for a U Unfortunates who are always getting getting get get- ting the wrong number are the strap straphangers straphangers hangers bangers of the telephone service What has become of the old old-fash toned man man who used to own two pairs pairs of trousers both with suspenders This will be America over all In more ways than one The British small boy is learning how to play baseball Now pw that the sugar allowance has been Increased courting nights nights- will resume resume resume re re- re- re sume something of their ancient ancient- sweetness Many a man who talks vehemently about the self-determination self of pe peoples ped- ped plc ples s has to ask his wife's permission to go out 0 The aversion t tr r of some 1 folk olk to fresh air nil Is only less violent than that of others to work work although neither ever killed a anyone yone When iThen woman expresses her real opinion of hubby to the neighbors It ItIs itIs itis Is time for the divorce lawyers to sit up and listen The average R man always takes more pride In the the- the muscle muscle gained at the gym than than- thanin In that acquired by digging digging dig dig- ging the potatoes New York department stores are arenow now experimenting with women floor floor- walkers It Is a job joh for which many mothers have e qualified Egypt Is I producing lo fuel gas out of vegetable ng tl hh refuse refue We might do that here only Hoover wont won't allow us to have hae any my vegetable refuse A Average citizens would bear with c equanimity the threatened ned scarcity of of golf balls If somebody would put more hens hen's e ergs eggs s In Into o circulation How se serious iou th the food question has become Is shown In Iq the fact that a a. housewife announces a n new way was was' to prepare carrots for the table S SIt It takes n a man with a powerful lot lotof lotof lotof of money to win the love of ot a college girl If he be uses the I J seen I taken and I done lone It brand of ot grammar Not only will It be less difficult for forthe forthe forthe the world to readjust itself to peace than It was to adjust Itself to war but the Job will be tackled with more cheer After the announcement that the new v deficiency bill hili is who wi will 1 dare say we are not keenIng keeping keep keep- keepIng Ing accurate account of every cent we spend Sugar restrictions have taught many people that true retrains retrains refrains re re- trains from transforming coffee corree and other more or less moist forms torms' of food tood Into a Io thousands and nd th thousands of parents parent parents par par- ent the great ae s of the war var will be the fact t that nt their ek boys W re ye- return e- e turn to them un unharmed ar q 1 through their trial by fire 1 1 The war poets have never slacked I on their part of It They have produced produced pro pro- I du d and produced If It only the men I Iwho who produce turnips potatoes and beans could ha have ve proven such prolific o c cl I l ii st t I |